FabSwingers.com forum: Fucking different objects!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the strangest thing you have fucked. Now I dont want you to put someone's username! I see food pics or bottles etc but what else? What have people fucked and not posted! I love the thought of a lady on a bed knob or gear stick.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex"
luv it

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I knew a guy that loved to bake bread. He used to make the dough and fuck it before he put it in the oven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex"

Now now! Haha. Let's not get personal!

I'm sure many will agree with exs though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I literally don't know. I woke up noticing my boxers soaked in jizz

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By *ancsmancsMan
over a year ago

Skipton

"My ex"

That’s best come back I’ve seen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex

That’s best come back I’ve seen..

Clearly he didn't make her come back

Selfish prick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf. I've only ever fucked people.

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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

Yes...gear stick. Also bed post

...well, some of it!

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Had an ex who used to love 'object sex'. Went through quite a few items in my toolbox, screwdriver handles, hammer handles, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well not so much fucked but been fucked by the end of a toilet brush........before anyone hurls it was unused and an exs suggestion

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

tow ball on the car got pick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tow ball on the car got pick"

Just one of the joys of camping for you guys I guess!

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

A watermelon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice lolly in my ass..... in hindsight, it wasn’t worth the melty mess or the frostbite

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By *ndy man 61Man
over a year ago

Chichester

i had an ex who fucked the gear stick in my van in broad day light

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ice lolly in my ass..... in hindsight, it wasn’t worth the melty mess or the frostbite

Must have made you gasp! Thqt us cold! Would have tasted nice rimming though!

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By *takerMan
over a year ago

gosport

"I knew a guy that loved to bake bread. He used to make the dough and fuck it before he put it in the oven.

I heard you're supposed to 'give the dough time to rise'. Never heard of 'give a rise to the dough. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the pleasure of sharing a double ended dildo very recently with a very eager lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I was doing it to myself so it wasn’t a surprise... the mess was off putting though. A much more fun activity when you’re not solo, I’d imagine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, I was doing it to myself so it wasn’t a surprise... the mess was off putting though. A much more fun activity when you’re not solo, I’d imagine

Well I guess we could find out! I suppose the big question.....what ice lolly? Do you go for a calypso which has length and girth or ice pop?

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

I new a lesbian couple who use to play a game called

Guess what's in your box,

I would of loved to watch them play, lol

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

"I new a lesbian couple who use to play a game called

Guess what's in your box,

I would of loved to watch them play, lol "

Now that's a game I'd love to play

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Ive inserted a XL Kong dog toy. That took patience, lube and determination. Its not the easiest thing to keep hold of when its covered in lube.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Ice lolly in my ass..... in hindsight, it wasn’t worth the melty mess or the frostbite

Ive done ice up there once. It just gave me a dull ache till I warmed up again. Probably best alternating with something warm I suppose. I wonder what though.

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Forest Row

"I knew a guy that loved to bake bread. He used to make the dough and fuck it before he put it in the oven.

Is that how they invented the stuffed crust pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tied the ex to a chair, blindfolded her and then used all the specially shaped stuff I had bought from Morrisons. Best one was a pork loin (with a condom on it). She to this day doesn't know what I used on her and she loved every minute of it.

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By *ow are you ABCMan
over a year ago

Chester

Anything that fits in my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm into putting anything that will fit or stretch my pussy.

I've fucked a bedpost in a hotel room whilst my partner fucked my arse. The feeling of feeling full and stretched it amazing.

Also fucked a gear stick, ice pop (fruit pastel lolly), wine bottle, bunches of felt tip pens, bananas, I had 3 inside my pussy at 1 time, cola can, deodorant sprays, shampoo bottles, cucumbers, butternut squash and yes I can exercise it back to being tight again, my pelvic floor muscles are well exercised)

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By *lirtyfun!!Woman
over a year ago

Epsom

Adding to the other ice-related stories...

Once made the mistake of going on holiday alone without any toys. I did have condoms though, so filled one with water and put it in the freezer - made myself an ice dildo

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

"Well not so much fucked but been fucked by the end of a toilet brush........before anyone hurls it was unused and an exs suggestion"

was it the bristle end

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By *edandLouCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Most posts on subjects such as this seem to start with "I had an ex once who..."

Possibly a bit of fantasy and wishful thinking involved?

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

Gear stick, like a aubergine extreme caution with a granny smith if u have tight pelvics, i vaccumed it and got it wedged behind my pelvic bone took some, "birthing" out lol, corn on cob in a condom is also fun aling with various bottles n cans, all covered btw

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By *randMrsJones69Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Gear stick and hockey stick have both been used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After watching a potbelly movie an ex used an empty Champagne bottle

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Forest Row

[Removed by poster at 20/03/21 23:39:08]

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

A mars bar...then we both ate it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An acorn, well it was 8 acorns and a shoe lace, diy anal beads.

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

One of my early memories of us together was grabbing a can of Impulse body spray to use on her. That’s how the playfulness started, now I watch her using other guys dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then one day he ended up with a bun in the oven

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"A mars bar...then we both ate it...

Smiles) tad messy, yet stunning fun.

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london

Mars bar, cucumber, deodorant cans and ice cubes.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

When I was a teenager, I squashed 2 pillows together and slide my cock between them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clone a willy of myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it when I’m guided into a honeydew melon.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Love it when I’m guided into a honeydew melon."
That reminds me of that grapefruit vid I saw on YouTube. Did make me chuckle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard of a messy frozen cucumber story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw the title of this thread and thought...

‘Fucking different objects’ - and genuinely thought it was somewhere to rant about inanimate objects.

Came in here to moan about the toaster tripping the sockets, and my god, my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw the title of this thread and thought...

‘Fucking different objects’ - and genuinely thought it was somewhere to rant about inanimate objects.

Came in here to moan about the toaster tripping the sockets, and my god, my eyes

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Stop wanking woman you’ll go blind!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a female holiday buddy put a snorkel in my asshole before .

Sat on a bed post a few times while being sucked off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the strangest thing you have fucked. Now I dont want you to put someone's username! I see food pics or bottles etc but what else? What have people fucked and not posted! I love the thought of a lady on a bed knob or gear stick."

I wint be able to watch bedknobs abd broomsticks again without sniggering...

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By *oldenbrownMan
over a year ago

Sussex

I ate a banana out of my first girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex"

Your ex

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Fucked a woman with the hame of my hockey stick (with a condom on it).

Loved her face when I got another out of my bag to fuck her arse too...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Had an ex fuck me with a cucumber which he then fed to his missus

Was fucked with a chocolate bar which just made an utter mess of the sheets

Oh and an upside Lucozade bottle (500ml before anyone asks!)

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Ice lolly in my ass..... in hindsight, it wasn’t worth the melty mess or the frostbite

Thought that's a "morning after" cure for a super hot curry?

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Not sure about the weirdest but a Morrions Wonky Carrot was good.

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