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By *ethro773 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chippenham

Doesn't have to be fab related but let's hear your sexual horror stories.

My own weirdest one was just someone I was meeting up with for some no strings fun. We are getting down to business and I kiss my way down her body and between her legs. Enjoying hearing her responses I'm having a whale of a time until I think this doesn't taste quite right. Lo and behold she's on her period. It's nature and all that but I would have thought she might mention it on my way down. Needless to say my ardour was dampened somewhat. On looking in the mirror I looked like a hyena who had been feasting on carrion. Not my best experience.

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"Doesn't have to be fab related but let's hear your sexual horror stories.

My own weirdest one was just someone I was meeting up with for some no strings fun. We are getting down to business and I kiss my way down her body and between her legs. Enjoying hearing her responses I'm having a whale of a time until I think this doesn't taste quite right. Lo and behold she's on her period. It's nature and all that but I would have thought she might mention it on my way down. Needless to say my ardour was dampened somewhat. On looking in the mirror I looked like a hyena who had been feasting on carrion. Not my best experience. "

She may not have known she had started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the next time someone agrees to let you have sex with them it'll be less traumatic for you

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By *ethro773 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chippenham


"Doesn't have to be fab related but let's hear your sexual horror stories.

My own weirdest one was just someone I was meeting up with for some no strings fun. We are getting down to business and I kiss my way down her body and between her legs. Enjoying hearing her responses I'm having a whale of a time until I think this doesn't taste quite right. Lo and behold she's on her period. It's nature and all that but I would have thought she might mention it on my way down. Needless to say my ardour was dampened somewhat. On looking in the mirror I looked like a hyena who had been feasting on carrion. Not my best experience.

She may not have known she had started. "

I did wonder that at the time.

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By *ethro773 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chippenham


"Maybe the next time someone agrees to let you have sex with them it'll be less traumatic for you "

I'm sure it was more traumatic wanting to have sex with me in the first place. Hahaha.

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