FabSwingers.com forum: Bad blowjobs

By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p

Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advise. Once he’s cum, don’t continue for a length of time after.

That’s too much to handle

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By *iss pleasuringWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near

"Advise. Once he’s cum, don’t continue for a length of time after.

That’s too much to handle"

The inevitable vinegar strokes

Same for some women, clit gets too sensitive after such an orgasn

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By *icario71Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ex GF caught my bellend with her fake nail... Claret everywhere..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could always benifit from a wonderful lady to perfect my skills (or lack of)

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Advise. Once he’s cum, don’t continue for a length of time after.

That’s too much to handle

The inevitable vinegar strokes

Same for some women, clit gets too sensitive after such an orgasn "

Now that one I know through personal experience, with me it's typically one last one so not sustained unless I'm being mean that is

I've had the same in reverse tbf

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Ex GF caught my bellend with her fake nail... Claret everywhere.. "

Ouch...I don't even get how!

Always had long nails & never..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the women start sucking faster when they feel that I’m coming. It’s totally the opposite of what I like, I need you to go slow during my orgasm so I’m always ending up saying “slowly pleeeesaee”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped banjo string. Need I say more?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I took a chunk out a guys cock once when he shoved a vibrater up my arse without warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a long night of drinking at a friends house, everyone else was asleep on the floor/sofa etc. We were playing quietly, after a while she wanted to give me a BJ.

She starts, is ok, then I am thinking "wow she really deep throats and likes to ch@ke on it".

Nope she took a nap

with my cock deep in her throat. She couldn't breath. She woke up with a jolt but, carried on.

She did this a few times!!! Which was disconcerting. I had to stop her and decide to go for a walk. By the time I got up she was out cold lol.

Not an awful experience, more of a damn funny one! Have not had anyone else fall asleep ch@king on my cock since lol!

I dread to think what would have happened if I came with her out cold on me lol

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"I took a chunk out a guys cock once when he shoved a vibrater up my arse without warning

That I am not surprised at TBH think I would have done the same

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Has to be a long night of drinking at a friends house, everyone else was asleep on the floor/sofa etc. We were playing quietly, after a while she wanted to give me a BJ.

She starts, is ok, then I am thinking "wow she really deep throats and likes to ch@ke on it".

Nope she took a nap

with my cock deep in her throat. She couldn't breath. She woke up with a jolt but, carried on.

She did this a few times!!! Which was disconcerting. I had to stop her and decide to go for a walk. By the time I got up she was out cold lol.

Not an awful experience, more of a damn funny one! Have not had anyone else fall asleep ch@king on my cock since lol!

I dread to think what would have happened if I came with her out cold on me lol"

You need a "WARNING CHOKING HAZARD" sign I think

But jeez that's bad...at least she didn't spew..that one I've heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one whilst in America.. it was too fast too rough felt like she was trying to start a fire with it .. was sore for days afterwards lol

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Had one whilst in America.. it was too fast too rough felt like she was trying to start a fire with it .. was sore for days afterwards lol "

Ouch friction burns...

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Had one whilst in America.. it was too fast too rough felt like she was trying to start a fire with it .. was sore for days afterwards lol "

Hahaha.....tickled me this morning.

Got to love the forums

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Had one whilst in America.. it was too fast too rough felt like she was trying to start a fire with it .. was sore for days afterwards lol

Hahaha.....tickled me this morning.

Got to love the forums

Gotta keep us all entertained somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advise. Once he’s cum, don’t continue for a length of time after.

That’s too much to handle"

Are you kidding? Keep going.

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

A girl who had obviously watched too much American porn... spit and saliva everywhere!! Needed a towel to soak up her drool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant necessary say 'bad' but id say 80% ive had haven't done much for me at all.

Only a handful have read my reactions and its been a amazing experience..

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p

Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...

Fi, some people like teeth! Perhaps a bit niche but those who like CBT tend to be OK with other forms of impact on their cock. Depends on the strength as well. I suppose it is like using finger nails when caressing the body - it can definitely feel too strong but it can also feel just right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the girls who attack cock thinking they're being sexy like a pornstar when really they're just killing the erection. Cocks need warming up too!

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p

Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...

I get the nails cos I have them lol I can dig them in or barely touch you with them

Teeth being liked is a first for me to hear but if you like it, go for it

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

I think the worst blow jobs were in my younger years - what with general limitation in partners and lack of reaction and guidance from them. My jaw would get tired quickly and having no positive or guiding encouragement would just make it more obvious as it would be the only point of focus. Bored, awkward and feeling physically uncomfortable, I disliked oral sex for years.

It all changed when I came out as a kinkster and had partners with very different attitudes, especially the one who called me "the queen of blowjobs". I don't care if it was just kind flattery but it made a huge difference to my engagement and interest. Now I love oral sex.

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p

Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...

A squid wank I got back in uni days was less than fulfilling ...

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"I took a chunk out a guys cock once when he shoved a vibrater up my arse without warning

That's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with my ex for 15 years and I always thought I didn’t like blow jobs. But since we split up I’ve had some good ones and now I obviously love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work with a chap who had a piece of his foreskin bitten off during a bj when the car he was sitting in got shunted from behind by a d*unk driver.

That’d ruin your afternoon, wouldn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not about bad, but one of the best I've had was from an ex lover's husband and her on the one occasion we slipped into a bi playing threesome. Unforgettable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work with a chap who had a piece of his foreskin bitten off during a bj when the car he was sitting in got shunted from behind by a d*unk driver.

That’d ruin your afternoon, wouldn’t it?"

Taking of car horror..When I was much younger an ex pulled my cock too hard mid blowie and split my cord while in her mini metro vanden plas. The blood i lost was terrifying especially when i saw the mess it made on the grey velour seats

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p

Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...

A squid wank I got back in uni days was less than fulfilling ..."

Now that needs expansion...spill em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p

Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...

A squid wank I got back in uni days was less than fulfilling ...

Now that needs expansion...spill em"

I'm guessing it's one of those handjobs with a killer grip, in that it kills the boner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure you don't mean a 5 quid wank ? I've heard they can be quite perilous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snapped banjo string. Need I say more?"

Ooof! Did you get it fixed or did the foreskin have to come off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl who had obviously watched too much American porn... spit and saliva everywhere!! Needed a towel to soak up her drool!"

They are the best kind, loads of spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She asked me to wait while she took teeth out

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p

Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...

A squid wank I got back in uni days was less than fulfilling ...

Now that needs expansion...spill em"

It's an inexperience and tentative handjob where the fingers drape limply over the helmet rather like the tentacles of a squid.

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

An ex of mine was very enthusiastic when giving head.... almost painfully so......but even a bad blowjob is good !

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"She asked me to wait while she took teeth out

On one hand it would save the teeth incidents...

Only thing I can think off is that she didn't use an adhesive & was more concerned bout teeth hurting you than her own dignity..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She asked me to wait while she took teeth out

When god closes a window he slams the door shit too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snapped banjo string. Need I say more?"

Snapped banjo string here also. Also same woman did not tell me she had cracked her tooth in half. Caught my bellend with it and slit it like a stanley knife. Lots of blood everywhere

and a visit to A&E where a few nurses thought it was funny as fuck how it happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst one I have ever given was at a naughty house party. All was going well he was sitting on the sofa I was kneeling down given him a blow job and not really paying much attention to what was going on around us. Then out of nowhere some slapped my bum really hard with a whip. Well as I was taking very much by surprise I bit down I am sorry to say I bit down very hard. The person that whipped my bum left very quickly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To me a bad blowjob is only when the lady doesn't enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst one I have ever given was at a naughty house party. All was going well he was sitting on the sofa I was kneeling down given him a blow job and not really paying much attention to what was going on around us. Then out of nowhere some slapped my bum really hard with a whip. Well as I was taking very much by surprise I bit down I am sorry to say I bit down very hard. The person that whipped my bum left very quickly x"

Just to confirm, on behalf of men everywhere, stories like this, late at night at least, make us hold our willies all night with sympathy pain... think of it as a hunger games style salute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Uni flatmate bragged how amazing she was at giving BJs so I dropped a little GAME on her we ended up becoming FWB. So shes sucking me off on the bed and she kept scrapping her teeth, on every bit of my penis. It was horrible, because every BJ was like that. I didnt have the heart to stop her. I pretended to enjoy it x

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By *ad-HunterMan
over a year ago

near Watford / hemel / St Albans

"Advise. Once he’s cum, don’t continue for a length of time after.

That’s too much to handle"

Im quite the opposite.....carry on and make me cum again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask a dozen people about what makes oral sex enjoyable and you’ll get a dozen different answers. Communication is the key to any kind of great sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to confirm, on behalf of men everywhere, stories like this, late at night at least, make us hold our willies all night with sympathy pain... think of it as a hunger games style salute!"

I would say i would offer to kiss all your willies but !!... Safer if I didn't xx sorry

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"My Uni flatmate bragged how amazing she was at giving BJs so I dropped a little GAME on her we ended up becoming FWB. So shes sucking me off on the bed and she kept scrapping her teeth, on every bit of my penis. It was horrible, because every BJ was like that. I didnt have the heart to stop her. I pretended to enjoy it x"

This is basically what I've heard from mates, shows the importance of communication though cos it sounds as if she didn't realise she was hurting ya.

My teeth stay well out the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is basically what I've heard from mates, shows the importance of communication though cos it sounds as if she didn't realise she was hurting ya.

My teeth stay well out the way

Soft lips are the best.

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Can't say I've ever had a bad one. Possibly the most erotic was after spending a rare night with an ex. I woke to the rather pleasant sensation of her lovely lips wrapped around me and fortunately had enough about me to rise to the occasion. Which of course led to a continuation of the previous nights activities! Result for both of us? I have to say she was rather sensational though.And is still here for those lucky enough to find her.

And I won't be giving directions!

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By *ralwizardMan
over a year ago

Thornaby

It’s not really enjoyable when the hand is going a slightly fast pace, whilst also sucking but not neither are at the same speed or rhythm.... just sort of a wank inside the mouth

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p

Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...

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0 to comment on this subject. I need to sample your blow job.

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By *ethro773Man
over a year ago

Chippenham

My first ever blow job I had the tooth scrape from an inscisor. I remember thinking I'm not sure what all the fuss is about!!!

Luckily the next one more than made up for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only bad one when she started doing this odd role play stuff, it took all my focus not to laugh. It was like an American porn cliche and I just didn't get it.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Blowjobs do very little for me I’m afraid, they’re more like an edging technique to prevent me cumming and extend the fucking

I would love to meet a genuine ‘bj Queen’

No, I don’t want to find out men give the best blowjobs thanks

The worst bj I had was from a woman with what I imagine was a broken/chipped tooth, who scratched my helmet, that certainly killed the moment.......

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By *lasgowsfinestMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p

Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...

I love teeth being used , nails and bitting also. Love writhing in pain during it, makes the orgasm far greater and more intense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much teeth

Unnecessarily cock pulling

Stretching the foreskin to the ripping point

Oh yes forgot , squishing balls lol that hurts man

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Too much teeth

Unnecessarily cock pulling

Stretching the foreskin to the ripping point

Oh yes forgot , squishing balls lol that hurts man

I imagine they all do....though the ball thing, i know there is at least one guy on here who messages & asks to have his balls booted

bewilders me other than a it being pain fetish.

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By *..FirstMan
over a year ago

london

"I took a chunk out a guys cock once when he shoved a vibrater up my arse without warning

LMFAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there such a thing?

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Is there such a thing?"

if you read these stories then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us singletons are out of practice!

Roll on this lockdown goes away soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a bad blowjob any blowjob is a good blowjob

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By *eoeclipse OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Us singletons are out of practice!

Roll on this lockdown goes away soon"

ahh, its like a bike though you never forget how

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