FabSwingers.com forum: Fanny like a stabbed dog

By *helmercple OP Couple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Heard this expression the other day when my mate was describing the girl he spent the night with. Disgusting I know but it still made me laugh.

Does anyone else have some equally disgustingly funny terms.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a compliment or an insult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do dogs have fannies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound"
Is that the guy who described this poor woman's pussy in such an unfunny disgusting way ? I'd say !!!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun woundIs that the guy who described this poor woman's pussy in such an unfunny disgusting way ? I'd say !!!"

i would suggest it would be used to describe a fanny that is displayed in a way only a gyno should see.

funny how you think this discription is unfunny and disgusting, yet a stabbed dog is perfectly acceptable.

nowt as queer as folk what?

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound"

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying."
I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !"

jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.

i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a fanny like a wellie top!!!

or a wizards sleeve lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !

jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.

i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lol"
Let's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!

I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like a badly stuffed kebab is the one I usually hear.....not about mine though!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a burst couch.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !

jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.

i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!

I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia "

surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?

ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.

a badly packed kebab?

a stabbed dog?

a wizards sleeve?

all better ways to insult a woman?

duly noted ffs!

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fanny like A Clowns Pocket

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !

jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.

i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!

I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia

surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?

ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.

a badly packed kebab?

a stabbed dog?

a wizards sleeve?

all better ways to insult a woman?

duly noted ffs!"

Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !

jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.

i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!

I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia

surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?

ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.

a badly packed kebab?

a stabbed dog?

a wizards sleeve?

all better ways to insult a woman?

duly noted ffs!"

Put it to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !

jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.

i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!

I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia

surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?

ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.

a badly packed kebab?

a stabbed dog?

a wizards sleeve?

all better ways to insult a woman?

duly noted ffs!

Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !"
Agreed!!! Go on Granny start a new thread about cocks

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You are trying to get me into trouble.

I accept !

Now pick the other gauntlet up I look silly in just one.....

Back in a mo..

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !

jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.

i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!

I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia

surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?

ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.

a badly packed kebab?

a stabbed dog?

a wizards sleeve?

all better ways to insult a woman?

duly noted ffs!

Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !"

would hate to see your lady parts, granny, if they have all the veg up the one end. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard this expression the other day when my mate was describing the girl he spent the night with. Disgusting I know but it still made me laugh.

Does anyone else have some equally disgustingly funny terms.

There are those like a paper cut mmmmmm

Or there are those like a fighting dogs ear

But which is best........there's only one way to find out........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle (google it, but It's not for the squeamish!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny like a yawning donkey gets ME every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

holy toly,thats gross,boak boak boak

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !

jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.

i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!

I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia

surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?

ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.

a badly packed kebab?

a stabbed dog?

a wizards sleeve?

all better ways to insult a woman?

duly noted ffs!

Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !

would hate to see your lady parts, granny, if they have all the veg up the one end. lol"

No Artfuldogger likes to move about a bit

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !

jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.

i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!

I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia

surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?

ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.

a badly packed kebab?

a stabbed dog?

a wizards sleeve?

all better ways to insult a woman?

duly noted ffs!

Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !

would hate to see your lady parts, granny, if they have all the veg up the one end. lol

No Artfuldogger likes to move about a bit"

lmfao

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By *orth West CoupleCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound"
Have you considered cosmetic surgery for that affliction

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun woundHave you considered cosmetic surgery for that affliction

i dont actually think i know anyone with one.

its more in reference to those that invite people to take a look at their tonsils from the back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet as an otter's pocket...

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By *helmercple OP Couple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

PMSL at yawning donkey LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a burst couch was one I heard a bit back along with Cunt like a yawning Hippo. Now I have seen hippos yawn but fuck a cunt that size you would be able to get your head in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think my fave is a fanny like a badly packed kebab....still make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanny like a currant bun. yum yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound

btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.

i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !

jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.

i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!

I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia

surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?

ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.

a badly packed kebab?

a stabbed dog?

a wizards sleeve?

all better ways to insult a woman?

duly noted ffs!

Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !

would hate to see your lady parts, granny, if they have all the veg up the one end. lol

No Artfuldogger likes to move about a bit"

Stop flattering yourself granny, I wouldn't let a stray dog near you, you never know what it would catch off you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After my mate pulled a girl on a night out in Tenby, and he told us her fanny looked ' like a stab wound in a gorillas back'

Makes me laugh to this day!

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

I remeber years ago a guy at work trying to describe something and he said. Ffs you shoulda saw this it was as wide as a nuns cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash.... Boke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about - A fanny like a splattered cat - yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather have a fanny like and exploded packet of ham then a cock like an old knobbly shitty stick

Bleegh some cocks r ugly too

I find it more about taste than appearance though some I wouldn't touch with a barge pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes got a fanny like a horses collar haha

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By *ichjemCouple
over a year ago

Holbeach

Omg some of these are killing me hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanny like a wizards sleeve

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

... got a fanny like a baboons arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once described a lady I met off another site as having a fanny like.... 'a bad day on the Somme....'

(All wet and full of craters.....)

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Fanny that looks like an Axe wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i knew a girl who was really tight..

she described it as 'a mouses earole'

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

i have used 'shes got a fanny like a hippo's yawn' before now

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By *oodGoshCouple
over a year ago

North London

I once heard someone described as 'rougher than a can of mashed arseholes'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks like inside a pussycats mouth.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

The expression cat with its throat cut comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had a fanny like a yawning donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think my fave is a fanny like a badly packed kebab....still make me laugh

...That has been kicked round a barbershop floor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... got a fanny like a baboons arse

I've seen some arseholes that look like a baboons arse too, boak

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By *illycarrolCouple
over a year ago

n/cle on tyne

her fannys that big was like hoying a sausage up the tyne tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like a bangers gone off in it - looks like an explosion in a boiled ham factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think there's 3 catagories

1) tidy

2) could do better

3) almost fell in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"her fannys that big was like hoying a sausage up the tyne tunnel"

Or if you're from Leeds its like slinging a sausage up Briggate

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

like an axe wound in a gorilla's back

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