FabSwingers.com forum: What is swinging?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On some threads people seem to say that this or that isn't swinging.... So what is?

Is it this??

Married couple meet married couple.

Hand shake. Polite snog for the women while the blokes watch.

Strip to lingerie while the blokes watch.

Women grope while going eww inside their heads as they are only being bi for the hubby's sake.

The blokes watch from opposite sides of the room with their hands down their pants.

Women have a quick lick while the blokes watch.

The wives swap husbands and shag on a fur rug by a roaring fire.

Blokes grunt and cum.

Women give a polite 'mmm' squeak.

Quick wipe down.

Hand shake.

Squealing tyres.

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West

"On some threads people seem to say that this or that isn't swinging.... So what is?

Is it this??

Married couple meet married couple.

Hand shake. Polite snog for the women while the blokes watch.

Strip to lingerie while the blokes watch.

Women grope while going eww inside their heads as they are only being bi for the hubby's sake.

The blokes watch from opposite sides of the room with their hands down their pants.

Women have a quick lick while the blokes watch.

The wives swap husbands and shag on a fur rug by a roaring fire.

Blokes grunt and cum.

Women give a polite 'mmm' squeak.

Quick wipe down.

Hand shake.

Squealing tyres.

WELL SUMMED UP LOLOLOLOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it in the park and the seat with long ropes attached?? I loves a good swing I do

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

moving rhythmically to and fro

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"On some threads people seem to say that this or that isn't swinging.... So what is?

Is it this??

Married couple meet married couple.

Hand shake. Polite snog for the women while the blokes watch.

Strip to lingerie while the blokes watch.

Women grope while going eww inside their heads as they are only being bi for the hubby's sake.

The blokes watch from opposite sides of the room with their hands down their pants.

Women have a quick lick while the blokes watch.

The wives swap husbands and shag on a fur rug by a roaring fire.

Blokes grunt and cum.

Women give a polite 'mmm' squeak.

Quick wipe down.

Hand shake.

Squealing tyres.

You make it sound so romantic

Bunch of couples

in a converted warehouse with a mock bar and leather sofas stand around looking self conscious women wearing the latest Ann summers fashions while men wear gold chains shirts open to the waist drenched in paco rabanne

While single guys follow women around like lambs wih tongues and cocks hanging out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go to The Hellfire then Paco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry.....Pablo!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"You go to The Hellfire then Paco?"

Is that an invite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On some threads people seem to say that this or that isn't swinging.... So what is?

Is it this??

Married couple meet married couple.

Hand shake. Polite snog for the women while the blokes watch.

Strip to lingerie while the blokes watch.

Women grope while going eww inside their heads as they are only being bi for the hubby's sake.

The blokes watch from opposite sides of the room with their hands down their pants.

Women have a quick lick while the blokes watch.

The wives swap husbands and shag on a fur rug by a roaring fire.

Blokes grunt and cum.

Women give a polite 'mmm' squeak.

Quick wipe down.

Hand shake.

Squealing tyres.

You make it sound so romantic

Bunch of couples

While single guys follow women around like lambs wih tongues and cocks hanging out

You've seen that 70's porn film too, Pablo? Been looking for it for ages - what's it called....? Ha ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.....I got banned for contradicting Peter one night. But I was amused as you can't help but spot it from your "converted warehouse with leather sofas" remark. Just be careful Peter does not see that or you will join me on the banned list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I do hope not I think it's this:

1) Really knowing yourself and your

sexual desires.

2) Actively seeking to fulfil your

sexual desires.

3) Feeling confident enough to maintain

your hard and soft boundaries.

3) Involving your partner if you have

one and helping them to acheive the

above within thier own boundaries.

4) Socialising, having fun with like

minded people.

5) Maintaining respect for playmates

male and female.

6) Not feeling guilty any more about

your sexual appetite and desires.

AND SHOULD INCLUDE:

6) Doing all of the above with due care

and attention to your own and others

health, safety and wellbeing.

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

luv it.xx

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

luv it.xx

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

He has to catch me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was so disappointed when I learned it didn't involve chandeliers.

By the time I found out it didn't, I had already bought the chandelier and an Errol Flynn costume !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I do hope not I think it's this:

1) Really knowing yourself and your

sexual desires.

2) Actively seeking to fulfil your

sexual desires.

3) Feeling confident enough to maintain

your hard and soft boundaries.

3) Involving your partner if you have

one and helping them to acheive the

above within thier own boundaries.

4) Socialising, having fun with like

minded people.

5) Maintaining respect for playmates

male and female.

6) Not feeling guilty any more about

your sexual appetite and desires.

AND SHOULD INCLUDE:

6) Doing all of the above with due care

and attention to your own and others

health, safety and wellbeing.

Absolutely amazing summary of the lifestyle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well when i started swinging, i was waiting for the fishbowl with carkeys in there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was so disappointed when I learned it didn't involve chandeliers.

By the time I found out it didn't, I had already bought the chandelier and an Errol Flynn costume !"

Who is Errol Flynn? Must be before my time.

Darn well I'm no wiser. Off to buy a shaggy bear rug.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was so disappointed when I learned it didn't involve chandeliers.

By the time I found out it didn't, I had already bought the chandelier and an Errol Flynn costume !

Who is Errol Flynn? Must be before my time.

Darn well I'm no wiser. Off to buy a shaggy bear rug....."

I still have the outfit if you want to find out

The chandelier is currently on ebay - funnily enough as a joint lot with a shaggy bear rug

I could cut you a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going off subject (sorry)

I wonder what shagging Errol Flynn would have been like (yes peeps, i mean when he was alive!!! younger in films)

He'd have made a brilliant swinger!! hmmmm;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well when i started swinging, i was waiting for the fishbowl with carkeys in there!

Bet the goldfish was glad that idea was scrapped

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was so disappointed when I learned it didn't involve chandeliers.

By the time I found out it didn't, I had already bought the chandelier and an Errol Flynn costume !

Who is Errol Flynn? Must be before my time.

Darn well I'm no wiser. Off to buy a shaggy bear rug.....

I still have the outfit if you want to find out

The chandelier is currently on ebay - funnily enough as a joint lot with a shaggy bear rug

I could cut you a deal

I have checked out your profile. No mention of this Errol bloke. Pffft I bet he never left his clothes at your place at all.

A deal sounds good, it's payday after all. Where do I sign up?! And does it include a Swinging membership card, cheque book and pen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well when i started swinging, i was waiting for the fishbowl with carkeys in there!

Bet the goldfish was glad that idea was scrapped"

We use tractor keys in an empty beer box oop norf.

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Well when i started swinging, i was waiting for the fishbowl with carkeys in there!

Bet the goldfish was glad that idea was scrapped

We use tractor keys in an empty beer box oop norf."

This is true, though last night it was taken a bit far with all the tractors converging on 3 sites and there was defiantely a shortage of ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead classy!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Apparently errol Flynn once killed a woman with his trouser pole

Swung both ways too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On some threads people seem to say that this or that isn't swinging.... So what is?

Is it this??

Married couple meet married couple.

Hand shake. Polite snog for the women while the blokes watch.

Strip to lingerie while the blokes watch.

Women grope while going eww inside their heads as they are only being bi for the hubby's sake.

The blokes watch from opposite sides of the room with their hands down their pants.

Women have a quick lick while the blokes watch.

The wives swap husbands and shag on a fur rug by a roaring fire.

Blokes grunt and cum.

Women give a polite 'mmm' squeak.

Quick wipe down.

Hand shake.

Squealing tyres.

sounds like a good meet to us... we have had worse

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well when i started swinging, i was waiting for the fishbowl with carkeys in there!

Bet the goldfish was glad that idea was scrapped

We use tractor keys in an empty beer box oop norf.

This is true, though last night it was taken a bit far with all the tractors converging on 3 sites and there was defiantely a shortage of ladies."

There's never a shortage of ladies when Dolly and Baaaabara are in the next field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad it's nothing like that !

Wouldn't be doing it if it were anything like the op suggests it might be !!!!

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"going off subject (sorry)

I wonder what shagging Errol Flynn would have been like (yes peeps, i mean when he was alive!!! younger in films)

He'd have made a brilliant swinger!! hmmmm;-)"
actually your not far off the mark errol was a bi sexual and his parties at his estate were legendary regulars included sir david niven dirk bogard and lots of other nice chappies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"going off subject (sorry)

I wonder what shagging Errol Flynn would have been like (yes peeps, i mean when he was alive!!! younger in films)

He'd have made a brilliant swinger!! hmmmm;-)actually your not far off the mark errol was a bi sexual and his parties at his estate were legendary regulars included sir david niven dirk bogard and lots of other nice chappies xx"

Now thats what i call a good gangbang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"going off subject (sorry)

I wonder what shagging Errol Flynn would have been like (yes peeps, i mean when he was alive!!! younger in films)

Now thats what i call a good gangbang!

But did he have 'bi' on his Fab profile.........

*cue scary Twilight Zone music*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to high five at the end of the night!?...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Simple nod and furtively shuffle off does for me

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