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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who else has got a fucking machine and think they are good? I got mine as a Xmas present for myself back in 2019, little did I know how useful it would be x

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

market harborough

i am a fucking machine [in my dreams lol]

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

An electric saw with dildo instead of blade works well too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i am a fucking machine [in my dreams lol]"

When do I plug the electric socket into?

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I’ve got a couple and love them, they’re great for dp with D involved, and are great to share when we were lucky enough to have guests. Such a great purchase!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely need to get one.. would save my hands and fingers a job

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"i am a fucking machine [in my dreams lol]

When do I plug the electric socket into? "

Cordless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i am a fucking machine [in my dreams lol]

When do I plug the electric socket into?

Cordless

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Does that mean your battery powered if so so where do the batteries go

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"i am a fucking machine [in my dreams lol]

When do I plug the electric socket into?

Cordless

Does that mean your battery powered if so so where do the batteries go "

Lol, sounds too painful to think about

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

We love ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who else has got a fucking machine and think they are good? I got mine as a Xmas present for myself back in 2019, little did I know how useful it would be x"

I've seen you on your fucking machine hymmm. Probably the best present you will ever get in your life xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i am a fucking machine [in my dreams lol]

When do I plug the electric socket into?

Cordless

Does that mean your battery powered if so so where do the batteries go

Lol, sounds too painful to think about "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have looked at these. Any recommendations. Looked at the ones on ebay and wish to try first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s nice to hear I’m so useful

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

market harborough


"i am a fucking machine [in my dreams lol]

When do I plug the electric socket into?

Cordless

Does that mean your battery powered if so so where do the batteries go

Lol, sounds too painful to think about

Lol "
luckily i run on triple A's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i am a fucking machine [in my dreams lol]

When do I plug the electric socket into?

Cordless

Does that mean your battery powered if so so where do the batteries go

Lol, sounds too painful to think about

Lol luckily i run on triple A's"

That means you are likely to run out of power at the critical moment lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Got to ask you do the lights dim when you use it. Only asking as I’m an electrician and work related lol

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By *tter-quattroCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

Yes. We have a ‘Toolbox’ but it doesn’t contain any tools

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got to ask you do the lights dim when you use it. Only asking as I’m an electrician and work related lol "

I will let you know if they do. Do you do PAT as I'm sure it needs a pat Lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Got to ask you do the lights dim when you use it. Only asking as I’m an electrician and work related lol

I will let you know if they do. Do you do PAT as I'm sure it needs a pat Lol "

I do indeed

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By *arried bi2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

I would love a sybian but expensive

Louise

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

We were looking at getting a fucksaw but ended up getting an FMachine Pro 3 instead.

I am still looking at getting a fucksaw at some point, but we are happy with our purchase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one it’s pretty good fun. Have different dildos and a fleshlight for sucking cock off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I definitely need to get one.. would save my hands and fingers a job "

You can’t have a go on ours if you’re brave enough

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By *cotscpl1968Couple
over a year ago

tayside

Been looking at many just about to purchase any tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have one. Great toy. Pix in our gallery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get one with a vac-u-loc system. Gives you lots of choice for attachments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been looking at many just about to purchase any tips "

Can’t beat a real cock

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Tried two fucking machines. Not a fan to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been looking at many just about to purchase any tips

Can’t beat a real cock "

Unfortunately a real cock was not an option last year and we don't know when it will be this year. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been looking at many just about to purchase any tips

Can’t beat a real cock

Unfortunately a real cock was not an option last year and we don't know when it will be this year. X"

When we have all had a little prick

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By *arroness NikkiWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who else has got a fucking machine and think they are good? I got mine as a Xmas present for myself back in 2019, little did I know how useful it would be x"

I have one. I’m guessing you’ve been using it a lot in 2020......

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By *arried bi2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Anyone women used a sybian

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By *arroness NikkiWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Anyone women used a sybian"

Yeah, prefer the f machine though, but Sybian is decent x

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I have a couple.

The Monkey Rocker is a non motorised design based around a rocking stool where the forward and backward motion of the floating seat section drives the fucking motion. The design is great but it can only be used in a seated position and the seat design eventually gives cause pins and needles in my legs on longer sessions.

My other maching is a Fucktech TW11 Tango which uses a cable drive between a motor housing and a seperate 'wand' which contains the thrusting arm. The big selling point of the Tango is that it has the ability to provide much more complex fucking patterns as it can change the thrust lenght as well as rate on every stroke.

Overall I tend to prefer the Monkey Rocker for solo use as it is so much easier to set up and use on my own. The Tango is really beter when playing with a partner as sorting out the positioning of the unit is a bit awkeard for solo us.

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By *atexbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

kenilworth

We really want to get one ghey look so much fun tbf, iv always wanted to try one and would love to watch Z taking one too x

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By *arried bi2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

I've watched loads on vids just omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who else has got a fucking machine and think they are good? I got mine as a Xmas present for myself back in 2019, little did I know how useful it would be x

I have one. I’m guessing you’ve been using it a lot in 2020......"

Its not as good as the real thing but it's definitely helped in 2020.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Because we can't leave ours up all the time due to lack of space and family members seeing it, it doesn't come out very often. It's great to use but obviously the real thing is still much better.

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By *andAukCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"Because we can't leave ours up all the time due to lack of space and family members seeing it, it doesn't come out very often. It's great to use but obviously the real thing is still much better."

Same here, just not practical leaving it set up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We bought one in the first lockdown. Excellent purchase but its a little noisy. Quite a few attachments as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Unfortunately it looks like the fucking machine is going to get a lot of use this year. I wish more people behave themselves , so we can get back to meeting.

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By *eekfreek00Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I have one...its quite intense, the speed it can go, just make sure its secured properly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use it all the time... video on our profile

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Ive got the blue balls one myself.

It does have both the male and female adaptors for it.

also the purple vibrator as well.

The sybian is easy enough to build if you take a look at its build.

Infact most of them can be built if you care to do so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *arried bi2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

lou

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By *hangerMan
over a year ago

brighton

Some of my pics show me riding my Master's Blue balls XL fucking machine.

Very versatile unit! Highly recommended!

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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I've been looking and think I'll sort out on payday

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

We've just recently purchased one.

came with seven different attachments.

I've only tried two of them ....

So far

Definitely worth the investment.

Ss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That are good fun just don't look at the electric bill lol XXX

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By *unnyPairCouple
over a year ago

Seminole

We bought one, used it a few times, but it was lost in our last move...one of those head scratchers we’ll likely never figure out.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"We bought one, used it a few times, but it was lost in our last move...one of those head scratchers we’ll likely never figure out."

Its likely to pop up when you least expect it. Sorry for going off topic but that reminded me of time when my ex and I were still living together and my then mother in law offered to come sort our bedroom out as we were redecorating and at the bottom of the cupboard, she found quite a good stash of props we used before like ankle restraint bars, various costumes, selection of handcuffs and god knows what else in there which lay unforggotten was in there. Yeah, longest 2 mins of silence ever lol

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By *ustforfun1759Couple
over a year ago

IRVINE

The best fucking machine I have is the guy around the corner from me never stops

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