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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so who has used what or been asked to use when the usual toys haven't been available during the horniest of moments...

I'm sure there have been some weird and surprisingly useful objects been used during sex......

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By *inna and SaintCouple
over a year ago

Sherbourne

Myself and a mate used to go out with his mistress. When they were kissing or she was sucking him off, i would finger her. But i did it to the rhythm of the song playing on the radio.

Took em a while to realise,..... but they got there in the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana and cucumber always good for lady especially cold cucumber fromthe fridge lots of ladies love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Myself and a mate used to go out with his mistress. When they were kissing or she was sucking him off, i would finger her. But i did it to the rhythm of the song playing on the radio.

Took em a while to realise,..... but they got there in the end."

I can't stop laughing a finger is not a unusual object haha what tune you was blasting to the best

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Champagne bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once used a can off lynx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

KitKat chunky....

Ex girlfriend was feeling kinky and was only thing at hand. Bit messy but it was fun licking it up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"KitKat chunky....

Ex girlfriend was feeling kinky and was only thing at hand. Bit messy but it was fun licking it up.... "

I hope you eat it after I bet it tastes delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex & I use to go shopping at times for the unusual that could be used in the way of a dildo, loads of choices once you start looking from basic fruit to a large rubber dog bone!

(no it wasn't chewed before & it was thoroughly cleaned before use!)

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Mini milk ice lolly

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"Mini milk ice lolly "

Brrrr!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex & I use to go shopping at times for the unusual that could be used in the way of a dildo, loads of choices once you start looking from basic fruit to a large rubber dog bone!

(no it wasn't chewed before & it was thoroughly cleaned before use!) "

Haha did you have her on a lead aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mini milk ice lolly "

They melt very quick though I eat them all the time I've got some in my freezer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mini milk ice lolly

They melt very quick though I eat them all the time I've got some in my freezer "

They may melt quick but I bet they taste good down there...

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Mini milk ice lolly

They melt very quick though I eat them all the time I've got some in my freezer

They may melt quick but I bet they taste good down there... "

Double the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mini milk ice lolly

They melt very quick though I eat them all the time I've got some in my freezer

They may melt quick but I bet they taste good down there... "

They are delicious they do 3 flavours aswell

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Courgette I find are useful but even rarer than a dildo in most house holds.

Bed knobs and broomsticks come to mind.

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By *ack69erMan
over a year ago

Beverley

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By *ack69erMan
over a year ago

Beverley

I used to have some 30mm Cannon shells from aircraft, our lass used love one up her pussy especially when they was cold. Probably the weight and hardness of them had her coming in no time. I still have one or two of them somewhere. I used to also use Cadburies cream eggs and Cadburies Wispa's and push those up her pussy and leave them for a while whilst I used to lick her outer lips till they had melted before licking them out. Sometimes I would ram my cock into the sticky mess, shoot my load into her pussy, then go into a 69 position and lick each other clean. These days I just usually use a peeled banana and dildo the girl with it and then eat it out of her pussy when it has gone mushy. I've also heard leeks are good due to the bulbous head on them as they resemble a cock but never tried them.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Cucumber/courgett/banana/cricket bat handle/shampoo bottle to name a few x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ohh and corn on the cob has a nice texture to use! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used quite a few different things on my own or with partners.

The most memorable was when a former partner made me cum through penetration only (this hasn't happened since) using the handle end of a pastry brush under a blanket in a room with his friends(it was a short handle, I've never seen another of a similar shape).

Other inanimate objects I've had used on me include:

Hairbrush handles

Candles

A curling wand

Ice cubes

A cucumber

A carrot

A metal rod

The neck of a small bottle (with the lid on)

Sharpie pens

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

A particularly horny drive home with an ex resulted with the gear stick in her pussy and another item I dare not name went in her....let’s just say it was empty and the clip was out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle, hammer, fruit, remote control, pillar candle, plus some more extreme implements carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A particularly horny drive home with an ex resulted with the gear stick in her pussy and another item I dare not name went in her....let’s just say it was empty and the clip was out "

That's hot! I'll put that on my to do list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle, hammer, fruit, remote control, pillar candle, plus some more extreme implements carefully

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By *lueyes69Man
over a year ago

coventry

Banana and Malibu bottle used on an x gf

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By *hunkyKitKatSalesmanMan
over a year ago

Melksham

My ex enjoyed having a length of chain in her, she loved the feel and weight along with what it did when being pulled out

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"A particularly horny drive home with an ex resulted with the gear stick in her pussy and another item I dare not name went in her....let’s just say it was empty and the clip was out

That's hot! I'll put that on my to do list. "

Safety checks and drills advised

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Banana and cucumber always good for lady especially cold cucumber fromthe fridge lots of ladies love it "

Generally applied to the face in fine slices to reduce the bags under our eyes!

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By *bc111Man
over a year ago

Towcester

I’ve used cucumbers a toothbrush remote controls bottles knob on a bed stand on gf s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex & I use to go shopping at times for the unusual that could be used in the way of a dildo, loads of choices once you start looking from basic fruit to a large rubber dog bone!

(no it wasn't chewed before & it was thoroughly cleaned before use!)

Haha did you have her on a lead as well "

She was much younger than myself, adventurous & curious about everything, wanted experience & who was I to say no! There were numerous times the collar was worn & a lead was used!!!

Tied down with an electric toothbrush gently stimulating her clit was one of her favourites!

When you consider it though, women do seem to have far more options to choose from then men do.

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By *ack69erMan
over a year ago

Beverley

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By *ack69erMan
over a year ago

Beverley

A long time ago, my electric sheet sander used to come in useful, just remove the sandpaper and lay the foam pad on your cock. It will soon have you weak at the knees and shooting your load. If the vibrations are unbearable, just put a thin sheet of cardboard etc between your cock and the sander. Another way was lay your cock on a flat surface and lay the sander on the top of your cock and turn it on with hands behind your back and try and tolerate the immense pleasure without cracking before you come. I never did try the sander on our lasses pussy.

It is a bit noisy to do in the middle of the night though. Neighbours would probably think your a keen DIYer in more sense than one.

I used to push a whole necklace of beads or a chunky chain up our lasses pussy, and then slowly pull them out so that they rubbed over her clit, by time I got them halfway out she would be coming.

Alternatively, I would wrap her beaded necklace around my cock from top to bottom and give her a good humping, that would soon have her coming.

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Fists are good, especially in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why isn't the salt coming out of the shaker".?..........my mother asked at the dinner table.

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By *exualNeeds69Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick

Courgettes, bananas, sharpies, bottles. That’s about it for us

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple
over a year ago

North West


"Champagne bottle "

Amazing when full and shaken or banged!

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple
over a year ago

North West


"When you consider it though, women do seem to have far more options to choose from then men do. "

Not true, I’ve used all sorts on my Mr!

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By *ustathingMan
over a year ago

Reading

My old fwb used to have a pair of slutty heels, which she had smoothed the edge of the heel off... I used to go mad watching her getting herself off while fucking her high heels ??

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


""Why isn't the salt coming out of the shaker".?..........my mother asked at the dinner table."

Had a similar experience. Mother in law had found the anal douch and was squeezing it and asked what it was, told her it was yo blow up small balloons that are hard to blow up using your mouth. Got away with it.

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The usual, cucumbers, carrots, oh, and a rolling pin.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Potato masher, the handle end though.

It was a very long time ago though,well before I met Mr.

Mrs

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

Had a similar experience. Mother in law had found the anal douch and was squeezing it and asked what it was, told her it was yo blow up small balloons that are hard to blow up using your mouth. Got away with it. "

Might have been interesting if she'd replied "I've got an anal douche that looks just like that!"

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By *urham 3 riversMan
over a year ago

Co. Durham


"A particularly horny drive home with an ex resulted with the gear stick in her pussy and another item I dare not name went in her....let’s just say it was empty and the clip was out "

did that have a bang bang result ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used a makeup brush as a sounding rod before

Made sure it was cleaned thoroughly before I used it

It was about 8 inch long and not to wide

Done the job perfectly

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"

Had a similar experience. Mother in law had found the anal douch and was squeezing it and asked what it was, told her it was yo blow up small balloons that are hard to blow up using your mouth. Got away with it.

Might have been interesting if she'd replied "I've got an anal douche that looks just like that!" "

Touchè

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you consider it though, women do seem to have far more options to choose from then men do.

Not true, I’ve used all sorts on my Mr!"

Well obviously there's plenty if a guy's into anal but if he's not then there;s only a few I've heard of that replace a nice pussy or arse, some of which I definitely wouldn't chance!!

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By *umblebiMan
over a year ago

ayles

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By *inna and SaintCouple
over a year ago

Sherbourne


"Myself and a mate used to go out with his mistress. When they were kissing or she was sucking him off, i would finger her. But i did it to the rhythm of the song playing on the radio.

Took em a while to realise,..... but they got there in the end.

I can't stop laughing a finger is not a unusual object haha what tune you was blasting to the best "

I didnt say a finger was the unusual object, but fingering a rhythm was. I like bump n grind music.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when I was a teenager FHM mag recommended a guy using a swimming armband! Blow it up, lube it up, but it under the cushion on a sofa. Kneel in front of it and go to town.....

The edges were really sharp and hurt!

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I grabbed and used the handle of a hair brush on K whilst inside her just for a little dvp and that only cane about after id finished spanking her with it whilst we fucked...

And sounded myself with a crochet needle once quite an experience!

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By *axx82Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Yesterday I saw a pic of a woman with a big orange in her vagina. Then I clicked the profile and was a lots of different vegetables, fruits, bottles, toilet scrub brush

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