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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what's the worst that you have been sent on here??

Some people just haven't got a clue lol

I've just been informed was 1 persons little girl and he will lure me to the woods!! wtf lol

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

not on here, but i used to use it for the craic (never worked btw, but than i never really went out 'on the pull' as it were.

anyway

'hey babe, wanna get busy? cmon, lower your standards. i have!'

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

As I have never received a chat up line from a woman on here - I find myself unable to contribute to this discussion.

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

Had this last week:

"I wil fuk the wife and give her experienced pleasures. The man wil stand and watch me plesuresing his wife."

Does that count? We weren't 'alf tempted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had this last week:

"I wil fuk the wife and give her experienced pleasures. The man wil stand and watch me plesuresing his wife."

Does that count? We weren't 'alf tempted! "

Ah yes I'm sorry about that, I did not know my other half had found the laptop.xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had this last week:

"I wil fuk the wife and give her experienced pleasures. The man wil stand and watch me plesuresing his wife."

Does that count? We weren't 'alf tempted! "

Would "I wil fuk the man and give him experienced pleasures. The wife wil stand and watch me plesuresing her man." have worked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had this last week:

"I wil fuk the wife and give her experienced pleasures. The man wil stand and watch me plesuresing his wife."

Does that count? We weren't 'alf tempted! "

Sounds like an Arab prince.

I have cheesey ones I can use to get a laugh but only when I am tipsy/d*unk and I've chatted to the girl a bit.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I get allsorts on here, however, when friends and I are out we give each other chat up lines, and see who gets the first phone number.

My favourite is "I've lost my scarf, any chance I can use your legs instead?"

Cheesy as hell, but usually gets a giggle!!!

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

when I was younger - had to wear a collar and tie to dancing - had a yellow tie. My line was - do you like the tie - its my favourite - it matches the streak down my back

used to make them laugh

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