FabSwingers.com forum: Your worst meets ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would love to know your worst meet on Fabs

Are there any that still make you cringe?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I would love to know your worst meet on Fabs

Are there any that still make you cringe?"

Good morning happy new year

Nothing to report for 2020

Worst in the past erm given the wrong post code for meet then given the run around...

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By *helroyCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

had a few

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By *issnkWoman
over a year ago

Barnsley

Turned up looked younger than pic wasn’t very fresh smelling and was like an over excited kid at Christmas hands ever were thank god he didn’t last long did have to block him in end he wouldn’t take no for an answer when asking to meet again even when I told him it was shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was meant to.be meeting a couple turned up guy let me in got in house and guy said sorry but my wife had to head out to work but we can have fun still. With that he took his cock out and stood in front of me. I said not for me thanks and walked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turned up looked younger than pic wasn’t very fresh smelling and was like an over excited kid at Christmas hands ever were thank god he didn’t last long did have to block him in end he wouldn’t take no for an answer when asking to meet again even when I told him it was shit."

I'd have walked away rather than f****d him.

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over a year ago

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By *issnkWoman
over a year ago

Barnsley

I'd have walked away rather than f****d him."

Sent him straight to bathroom for a wash, he came straight from work apparently not that’s an excuse, deffo learned my lesson that day

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My very first fab meet 4 years ago. After 2 social meets we met in an hotel room.

Without going into detail she punched me in the face and kneed me in the groin to get me to react and retaliate.

In my naivety I had assumed when she said she wanted more than normal sex she meant rough sex but it had never entered my head how extreme she expected it to be.

I left at that point and left fab a few days later.

It taught me the importance of communication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a had a few mares!! Par for the course i'm afraid!

A few instances of sounding great, looking great but being just dire when you get to it.

"Thanks, but I am not enjoying it. I am going to leave now".

The occasional refusal to understand the statement and try to force me to stay is always an interesting one!!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

The guy who was mid fuck with the Mrs as I watched but made it clear he'd rather be fucking with me, constantly talking shit. Awkward to say the least, Mrs N wasn't at all impressed, neither was I. The drive home she asked me whether she was attractive anymore, she was arguably looking the best she ever has. Was an odd meet.

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By *riendlyStarMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Didnt the smell put you off before doing anything?

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By *riendlyStarMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Ohhhh i see no hygiene is important

I'd have walked away rather than f****d him.

Sent him straight to bathroom for a wash, he came straight from work apparently not that’s an excuse, deffo learned my lesson that day"

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By *aralewisCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one with a guy that had clearly taken drugs (I realised that a bit later). He was talking about his life (some in prison) and then cried because he didn't see his kids. He was trying to say that he preferred bare sex and told me we'd make beautiful babies!

Another had knives hidden under his bed. Taught me to always have socials before a meet and to trust my gut feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple. We met a couple for a social and she was very nice, unfortunately he looked and talked like an old radio dj and was rocking a bum bag and a strange waist coat/shirt combo. We had a drink and made our excuses and left. It was very awkward leaving.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Had a couple. We met a couple for a social and she was very nice, unfortunately he looked and talked like an old radio dj and was rocking a bum bag and a strange waist coat/shirt combo. We had a drink and made our excuses and left. It was very awkward leaving. "

Sorry but that one has made me laugh

I'm imagining Tony Blackburn

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Wow I’ve been seriously lucky I feel. I’m just going to follow this thread it’s interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple as well. Went for a drink and it was fine so we decided to meet in a club. They arrived over an hour late and then it was clear that she was dragging him and that he really wasn't into this so just left.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Mine have been all socials- thankfully... which keeps me to always have a social first.

Most of them was the guy being much older than his profile/photos attested... one of them looked (and acted) a bit like the suited dolls in Toy Story 4, the ones who pushed the pram? Gosh... I was genuinely scared there and couldn’t leave the pub fast enough!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just remembered one that was wasn't through here, diffetent site.

Few years back I met a guy who told me he was single.Mmmn.

After some fairly mediocre sex he announced he had to go as he had told his wife he was going swimming, and could he just run his swimming trunks under the shower before he left and did I have anything that smelt like chlorine!!

Cheeky fucker.

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble

Guy who didn’t take a breath when talking and it was all about himself , how much money he had , how bi his house was , how fast his car was , how fast he had ridden a motorbike how many woman he had fucked yada yada yada. I only stayed cus there was a young guy behind him in work clothes flirting with me.

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble

"Just remembered one that was wasn't through here, diffetent site.

Few years back I met a guy who told me he was single.Mmmn.

Cheeky fucker."

Should have slipped a few condoms in his coat pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my this thread is the funniest so far. I don’t have anything to had busy it’s a must read.

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,

"My very first fab meet 4 years ago. After 2 social meets we met in an hotel room.

Without going into detail she punched me in the face and kneed me in the groin to get me to react and retaliate.

In my naivety I had assumed when she said she wanted more than normal sex she meant rough sex but it had never entered my head how extreme she expected it to be.

I left at that point and left fab a few days later.

It taught me the importance of communication. "

Oh that sounds scary, hope it’s not left any lasting scars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social meet, his pictures were at least taken 10 yrs before hand, he looked nothing like his pictures and had a very unpleasant odour about him, and bad breath..

Drink then left

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By *akedduo66Couple
over a year ago

Near Bordon

We had a meet in a couples house.

It soon became apparent that it was his house, they weren't a couple.

No problem, but a bit of honesty works.

She eventually turns up and seemed indifferent to my attention, then the house phone rang.

She answered and said those immortal words " my house has just exploded, I have to go home".

We were dead impressed with her (obvious) safety words.

After she left the evening fizzled out and left.

The next day we got a text from him apologising and saying that her daughter, who was in her house at the time, was OK!!.

A quick Google of local news and her house had indeed exploded, her kitchen wall had blown out in a gas explosion..

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

I once got talking to a couple. It was always the male chatting. Chatted for a few weeks. Set up a meet. When I arrived it became clear she was only doing this to please him. I made my excuses and left.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Luckily I've never had a bad meet or experience yet.

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By *jdontplayMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"We had a meet in a couples house.

It soon became apparent that it was his house, they weren't a couple.

No problem, but a bit of honesty works.

She eventually turns up and seemed indifferent to my attention, then the house phone rang.

She answered and said those immortal words " my house has just exploded, I have to go home".

We were dead impressed with her (obvious) safety words.

After she left the evening fizzled out and left.

The next day we got a text from him apologising and saying that her daughter, who was in her house at the time, was OK!!.

A quick Google of local news and her house had indeed exploded, her kitchen wall had blown out in a gas explosion..

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By *riendlyStarMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Had one with a guy that had clearly taken drugs (I realised that a bit later). He was talking about his life (some in prison) and then cried because he didn't see his kids. He was trying to say that he preferred bare sex and told me we'd make beautiful babies!

Another had knives hidden under his bed. Taught me to always have socials before a meet and to trust my gut feeling."

Bloody hell that must have been scary

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble

Another had knives hidden under his bed. Taught me to always have socials before a meet and to trust my gut feeling.

Bloody hell that must have been scary"

Jeez never ever go to anyone’s place alone have at least 2 or 3 socials with single males in public places before going anywhere alone with them and always make sure they have plenty of good verification

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Another had knives hidden under his bed. Taught me to always have socials before a meet and to trust my gut feeling.

Bloody hell that must have been scary

This is why I ALWAYS have social meets first. Fair play to the ones who don't but I value my life

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By *ambanCouple
over a year ago

kingswinford

Had one social in the early days, before mobile phones! Older guy which wasn't a problem but as he walked up to our table I saw my hubby's face drop, the guy was behind me so I couldn't see him.

He must've been 20yrs older than stated (60) he was filthy, not in a good way, had a Rab c Nesbit combover and just the one tooth!

I didn't know whether to scream or cry, I wanted to disappear into the wall.

He was married and had a mistress who was going to leave him if he didn't leave his wife and was looking for a replacement for when she did!

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Not a bad meet as such, but it was at hotel on a hot summer's day and not much air after a few hours.

I was licking her pussy and she came hard but this triggered her asthma and she had a proper asthma attack. We had to end things immediately and drive her to A & E so they could sort her out.

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

"Not a bad meet as such, but it was at hotel on a hot summer's day and not much air after a few hours.

I was licking her pussy and she came hard but this triggered her asthma and she had a proper asthma attack. We had to end things immediately and drive her to A & E so they could sort her out."

Was she just wearing her sexy undies when you arrived?

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

That would be the man who started using, what i would consider pretty hard core illegal items and asked me if I wanted some too. Safe to say I left pretty quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to me a lady we had a video chat was going so well , went to meet her and it was all a game she sent me to someone else’s house , this was after she cancelled a meet a week before this when I was on my way , a guy answered the door I asked if she was there he said no one here by that name, I was mortified!!

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By *akedduo66Couple
over a year ago

Near Bordon

"That would be the man who started using, what i would consider pretty hard core illegal items and asked me if I wanted some too. Safe to say I left pretty quickly

We had an all nighter at the T5 Travelodge once.

It was awesome and C had cum multiple times but I wasn't going to cum until the woman I was playing with did.

We wore each other out and she asked if we were going back to Kestrels the next day and we would continue the next day.

The next day she had no idea who we were.

I asked her partner what was going on and it turns out that she can only swing when she is high.

What is the point if you can't remember what you did the next day?.

I don't get it.

Maybe I was no good, though she did seem to be enjoying it.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Got invited to a couples house, they where very chatting & sociable over text seemed good. Got there & she just sat there playing candy crush on her phone whilst he watched footie

I'm left there being entertained by their cat haha (only pussy I played with that night

made my excuses & left

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

"Not a bad meet as such, but it was at hotel on a hot summer's day and not much air after a few hours.

I was licking her pussy and she came hard but this triggered her asthma and she had a proper asthma attack. We had to end things immediately and drive her to A & E so they could sort her out.

Was she just wearing her sexy undies when you arrived?"

Under her clothes yes, but they don't give you an internal examination for asthma...

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Another one would be the man who tried to turn a social into a meet.

Spent 20 minutes talking loudly about sex in a family friendly pub and wouldn't take the hint. I left and he walked me to the train station, where he spent the 10 minute walk trying to change my mind on the meet, quite forcefully at times.

Safe to say I am veey lucky I got away and I reported him immediately.

He actually had the nerve to ask for a meet after... yeah not happening. If you don't take no for an answer when walking, I'll never be alone with you

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

We arranged to meet a couple in a pub and when they arrived, it was obvious the photos were more than a few years old, which is a pity as they still looked nice enough.

As the evening wore on, she proceeded to get a bit d*unk, which was when we should have just left. But no, we agreed to go to their hotel with them.

She slumped onto the bed and he began to undress her. She looked hot in her underwear, but then suddenly got up and ran into the bathroom where we could hear her throwing up!

As we were making a hasty exit, he was still trying to persuade us to stay and fuck them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one meet with a fb at the time when she asked if we could get another male involved. OK not a problem and within an hour we had another friend of hers around to play. He turned up and had his own agenda and had zero interest in trying to do anything she wanted to try as a mmf meet. He literally just ignored her asking to try things. In the end I asked him politely at first to get dressed and leave before having to physically get him out.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Purely by chance, I bumped into him in a work situation about two months later. I'm pretty sure he recognised me, but we both looked right through each other as if we didn't exist!

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By *hemainintainMan
over a year ago

govan

"Just remembered one that was wasn't through here, diffetent site.

Few years back I met a guy who told me he was single.Mmmn.

Cheeky fucker."

Haha that made me chuckle!!

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

Had a threesome with a couple, the bf wanted to rim me while I rim his gf - fine so far. But not long after he asked me to take a crap, complaining I was too clean, meanwhile he said his gf was in the loo.... ugh! The evening fell apart very quickly.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Worst one from here, I was messaging a guy and it all seemed great. He said he would come over, it was about a 40 min drive. About an hour later he still had not turned up. From his location I could see he was about half way to me. About an hour after after that, he messaged and asjed if he could still come over. When he eventually turned up, he was wired. No idea what he had taken, but he just wanted to go upstairs. So I expolained there weere other people in the Loune, and we should have a drink first. He said something about geeting something from is car. He wondered off, never to be seeen again.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Had a threesome with a couple, the bf wanted to rim me while I rim his gf - fine so far. But not long after he asked me to take a crap, complaining I was too clean, meanwhile he said his gf was in the loo.... ugh! The evening fell apart very quickly.

Each to their own but... nope just a no from me

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Think I'd be running for the hills at that point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a bad meet as such, but it was at hotel on a hot summer's day and not much air after a few hours.

I was licking her pussy and she came hard but this triggered her asthma and she had a proper asthma attack. We had to end things immediately and drive her to A & E so they could sort her out.

Was she just wearing her sexy undies when you arrived?

Under her clothes yes, but they don't give you an internal examination for asthma..."

Damn I knew that paramedic was lying!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It turned out to be an escort who wanted to set an alarm for when i have to finish.

I done a U turn out the doir and went home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine have been all socials- thankfully... which keeps me to always have a social first.

Those Dolls from Toy Story 4 are scary as fook!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a non meet once after chatting to a verified (by multiple meets) female for weeks and even swapping WhatsApp and being sent some pictures all of the same female in different situations I thought it was OK. Drove the 20mile to her place and was greeted by a guy who tried to convince me to come in and 0lay and they would even pay me. Said that if I knew they were a male I wouldn't have turned up.....wtf..... and who were the idiots who verified the profile. Angry to say the least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up d*unk, we didn’t mind at first but noticed he was extremely d*unk after we started playing.

He grunted like a pig, looked a bit different to pictures but I was horny so just went with it. The final straw was that he sweated constantly and a bit dripped on me.

Mr threw him out, he got aggressive, tried to punch Mr whilst saying he has a tiny cock and can’t pleasure me, that’s why he is there...

Safe to say we reported and blocked him. We checked our security cameras and saw he got in a car and drove off.

Didn’t put us off, we got a young strapping lad with a very juicy cock to come round and have been meeting ever since(not since Covid)

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By *otYourKind666Man
over a year ago

Horsham

My very 1st meet was with a couple...she wanted hubby to be verbally humiliated as we had sex and he filmed....turned up and all was going great until he came tottering down the stairs fully decked out in her heels and lingerie....There was no mention of that when we were chatting here.....not my thing at all and I was nervous as it was being my 1st meet. I'm ashamed to admit but I came on her face and left faster than a bullet leaving a gun.. no sex nothing....I got dressed in record time and was gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my early days I had been chatting to a woman thinking there might be safety in numbers and it wouldn't harm to make a female friend on the scene. We arranged to meet for a drink in town after work but, despite getting texts to say she's arrived, I couldn't find her. Turns out 'she' was the 6 foot guy sitting in the corner. He called me frigid for being angry that he had lied to me for weeks and for not agreeing to go home with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody that lasted 1 minute, a guy who turned out to be a fake and someone I met without asking for a face pic/body pic.... but only based on his cock... never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remembered one that was wasn't through here, diffetent site.

Few years back I met a guy who told me he was single.Mmmn.

Cheeky fucker."

Omg haha, sorry for laughing but I am enjoying this thread too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had a meet in a couples house.

It soon became apparent that it was his house, they weren't a couple.

No problem, but a bit of honesty works.

She eventually turns up and seemed indifferent to my attention, then the house phone rang.

She answered and said those immortal words " my house has just exploded, I have to go home".

We were dead impressed with her (obvious) safety words.

After she left the evening fizzled out and left.

The next day we got a text from him apologising and saying that her daughter, who was in her house at the time, was OK!!.

A quick Google of local news and her house had indeed exploded, her kitchen wall had blown out in a gas explosion..

Mind=Blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got talking to a couple. It was always the male chatting. Chatted for a few weeks. Set up a meet. When I arrived it became clear she was only doing this to please him. I made my excuses and left. "

U know a guy I'm chatting to has said this is a very regular thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got invited to a couples house, they where very chatting & sociable over text seemed good. Got there & she just sat there playing candy crush on her phone whilst he watched footie

I'm left there being entertained by their cat haha (only pussy I played with that night

made my excuses & left "

Haha cum play with my pussy

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I've had one where he had obviously used photos from 20yrs ago! I like older men but he looked almost old enough to be my grandad and then he asked me to get dressed and go get him some viagra as he was struggling to get hard I agreed but instead got in my car and went home

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"In my early days I had been chatting to a woman thinking there might be safety in numbers and it wouldn't harm to make a female friend on the scene. We arranged to meet for a drink in town after work but, despite getting texts to say she's arrived, I couldn't find her. Turns out 'she' was the 6 foot guy sitting in the corner. He called me frigid for being angry that he had lied to me for weeks and for not agreeing to go home with him. "

Men like that give this site a bad name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my, mine is a stormer!!

I turned up, she was too pissed, so I put her in bed, as I was going down stairs she started shouting she had been assaulted.

She came down stairs and then did not recognise me and said "Nahh who are you" as if she had Multiple personality disorder or something. Her hous was next to a cafe which opened late and there was a crowd of people (mainly men) outside smoking and she is shouting the top of her voice and I thought at this point I am done here.

She then locks me in and runs up stairs to phone the police, I was totally shitting myself. When she came back down stairs she recognised me and acted as if nothing had happened.

Let's put it this way I have never drove home so fast in my life and had to change my underwear when I git home

SO yes, accused of sexual assault and for a short period held hostage lol

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By *otYourKind666Man
over a year ago

Horsham

"Oh my, mine is a stormer!!

I turned up, she was too pissed, so I put her in bed, as I was going down stairs she started shouting she had been assaulted.

She then locks me in and runs up stairs to phone the police, I was totally shitting myself. When she came back down stairs she recognised me and acted as if nothing had happened.

Let's put it this way I have never drove home so fast in my life and had to change my underwear when I git home

SO yes, accused of sexual assault and for a short period held hostage lol"

Duuuuuude

Thats funny but not!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my, mine is a stormer!!

I turned up, she was too pissed, so I put her in bed, as I was going down stairs she started shouting she had been assaulted.

She then locks me in and runs up stairs to phone the police, I was totally shitting myself. When she came back down stairs she recognised me and acted as if nothing had happened.

Let's put it this way I have never drove home so fast in my life and had to change my underwear when I git home

SO yes, accused of sexual assault and for a short period held hostage lol

Duuuuuude

Thats funny but not!!!!"

I was honestly shaking from this one

And it was not even a FAB meet.

I just thought I would be in a police station talking my way out of it, it was awful. But I knew I had all the messages on our phones to prove it was not like that at all. I honestly was terrified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Purely by chance, I bumped into him in a work situation about two months later. I'm pretty sure he recognised me, but we both looked right through each other as if we didn't exist!"

I'm dying here haha

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By *otYourKind666Man
over a year ago

Horsham

"Oh my, mine is a stormer!!

I turned up, she was too pissed, so I put her in bed, as I was going down stairs she started shouting she had been assaulted.

She then locks me in and runs up stairs to phone the police, I was totally shitting myself. When she came back down stairs she recognised me and acted as if nothing had happened.

Let's put it this way I have never drove home so fast in my life and had to change my underwear when I git home

SO yes, accused of sexual assault and for a short period held hostage lol

Duuuuuude

Thats funny but not!!!!

I was honestly shaking from this one

And it was not even a FAB meet.

I just thought I would be in a police station talking my way out of it, it was awful. But I knew I had all the messages on our phones to prove it was not like that at all. I honestly was terrified. "

To be fair mate I'd have been terrified as well....that's a shocking situation to end up in!

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

Anyone else reading this thread mostly to make sure that a meet that they thought was good, doesn't crop up on here?

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Arranged a social meet with a couple in a busy pub not too far from home. They turned up hugely inappropriately dressed for that type of meet, attracting a great deal of attention. Older than their photos, he then proceeded to talk as loudly as possible about what they were looking for making it absolutely obvious what was going on. I think deliberately. We “made our excuses” and left. We never bumped into them again but they popped up on the Channel 4 documentary Swingers (repeated this week) where she had morphed into an escort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else reading this thread mostly to make sure that a meet that they thought was good, doesn't crop up on here?"

Haha imagine seeing that. I think everyone is being good and not naming n shaming tho. Reading some real horror stories shouldn't put people off tho I'm sure we've all had some great meets also

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

"Reading some real horror stories shouldn't put people off tho I'm sure we've all had some great meets also"

We've honestly had nothing but good meets. Plenty of single guys just not turn up, but not met anyone that would put us off. Yet.

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By *arbarianzCouple
over a year ago

BARNSTAPLE

I'm not commenting based ON that! wouldn't want hurt feelings etc :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been lucky and not had any nightmare meets, through the horror stories just validate why I decided to only meet in clubs

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over a year ago

"I’ve been lucky and not had any nightmare meets, through the horror stories just validate why I decided to only meet in clubs "

Yup....Great minds think alike. I made this decision to only meet in clubs +10 yrs ago + have never looked back.

I remember one very inexperienced meet when i 1st joined Fab which sticks in the memory and prompted my wise decision......I was lucky though as i'd already joined and experienced a proper club which made the whole decision so much easier to make on my part.....

Sooooo, I met a local lady for a social in a pub, her photos and descriptions were at least 5 yrs out of date...I was very polite (felt quite sorry for her actually as her life was obvs in a difficult place) and I made my excuses so as not to upset her despite her very very obvious + clear attempts to take me to a hotel for sex without delay....I politely continued to decline her advances.....At which point her 1st gen iPhone pops out and she proceeds to take me through her extensive list of male friends, messages and propositions made by many on Fab.....

I smiled, wished her well and ran across the carpark to my car. Frightened by the whole experience

MrGivesPleasure x x

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By *luttonousGirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Burnhope

I had a crossdresser come to my flat for a meet that turned up in male mode.

That was the most cringe thing that I've ever experienced

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I never have bad meetings now. I spend too much time ensuring who I meet are right for me and me for them

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By *onk and NunCouple
over a year ago

Grimsby

Guy couldn't get hard... Knew Mel was a big girl as we had socialed....i didn't know until me and his wife were done. Felt rotten and we haven't played since as Mel feels like she can't compare to slimmer girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago i met a guy a few times, he was nice but nothing special. We both like watching F1 so one sunday i went round to watch it and have some fun.

He took ages to answer the door, eventually let me in then dashed upstairs telling me to go into the lounge. He was gone for a long time, i was about to leave, then he came downstairs dressed in womens underwear and with a wig on (lopsided) !! I'm not into CDs and always made that clear and he had never mentioned he liked to CD. He wanted us to have sex with him dressed. It's not my thing at all and i was horrified so i left. He clearly hadn't ever listened to my likes and dislikes.

He kept contacting me to meet again but i explained why i wasn't going to, in the end i had to block him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there was the 'single' guy who didn't want me to park outside his house, he wanted to meet nearby and for me to get in his boot so he could drive straight into his garage so his neighbours wouldn't see me and tell his wife !!!!

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

"Not a bad meet as such, but it was at hotel on a hot summer's day and not much air after a few hours.

I was licking her pussy and she came hard but this triggered her asthma and she had a proper asthma attack. We had to end things immediately and drive her to A & E so they could sort her out.

Was she just wearing her sexy undies when you arrived?

Under her clothes yes, but they don't give you an internal examination for asthma...

Damn I knew that paramedic was lying!

Never trust a paramedic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then there was the 'single' guy who didn't want me to park outside his house, he wanted to meet nearby and for me to get in his boot so he could drive straight into his garage so his neighbours wouldn't see me and tell his wife !!!!"

What did you say !? This has to be the best (worst) I’ve read ! What a horror story : (

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you say !? This has to be the best (worst) I’ve read ! What a horror story : ( "

I got in my car, locked the doors and drove off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you say !? This has to be the best (worst) I’ve read ! What a horror story : (

I got in my car, locked the doors and drove off."

I’ve not had any nightmare meets just one not so great which where they seemed like a totally different person to what they where online but I chalked it up to me being naive..I’m gonna be super wary after reading some these story’s ! Thanks for sharing

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By *achnrandyCouple
over a year ago

Ascot

He was shaved and freaked about hair, the cat immediately made it to his lap!! In the bedroom he asked what music we had for him to strip, after politely laughing only to find he was serious, we settled on Bjork.....

He then advised he didn’t like being touched. They had to leave by 5 pm, boy oh boy it took sooooooo long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faith in Fab... shattered...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Faith in Fab... shattered..."

I know I know

but makes for some entertainment and learning one or two things

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Met a woman for a social. We had a laugh seemed OK. Met a second time at her house in the morning it was horrendous. She reeked like a brewery and the house looked like it hadn't been cleaned for years. I stood in cat shit on the way to the bathroom. I'm not an expert on drugs but there was a syringe in the sink . I Lied that I'd had a phone call from my daughter and needed to leave.

Got back blocked her and her number

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Hope it wasn't a mini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you say !? This has to be the best (worst) I’ve read ! What a horror story : (

I got in my car, locked the doors and drove off.

I now only meet in clubs, much safer although there still has been some strange moments !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it wasn't a mini

No lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not from here but other sites , all of these are years ago

Was chatting to a police officer arranged to meet for a drink , he was nothing like he’s photo was camp as Xmas , talked non stop about how much in love with Madonna he was and kept farting out loud, it stunk , everyone was looking over at our table , had to go to the toilet and do a runner

Had been chatting to a younger bloke who lived at home , he text me saying come over my folks are out we can watch the football , go over to he’s , he opens the door gives me a hug then makes a cumming sound , he came from a hug , and then kept talking about how he was after someone to wear he’s dads clothes and fuck him in he’s parents bed , again i legged it when he went to put the kettle on

Another one he ran a pub in Nuneaton , arranged to go over when the pub was closing , he wasn’t out so told me not to say anything, I walked in the pub got a drink sat there , most people were leaving then he turned the lights out and lead me upstairs told me to be quiet, went into a bedroom starting doing stuff when a female voice pipes up at the door , Steve you not coming to bed , he replies won’t be long etc . It was hes wife , how could I carry on with her next door , again couldn’t wait to get out of there

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

2 or 3 spring to mind but I'll plump for the one that I took ages to find as house was kinda hidden away but once found I let myself in as instructed which TBF I wouldn't do these days as never know who is inside. Walked in to what could only be described as a hovel and found her in her bed comatosed from vodka. God knows how she'd typed messages as she couldn't even talk. Absolutely paralytic at 11am

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By *um2me123Man
over a year ago

burin

Had a couple of bad meets...its why i now meet for coffee first. Dont meet the first time at a hotel....she shoed up...about 10 years older...at least 70 pounds heavier...i even went through with sex...lol. so never again will i not meet for coffee first

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By *onest guy123Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Had a shocking one ... got to a couples house , looked a bit dingy but gave benefit of the doubt , went inside it was horrific fleas everywhere even got bitten by them! Made excuses and out of there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh man .. need a few threads for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been lucky and not had any nightmare meets, through the horror stories just validate why I decided to only meet in clubs "

Oh I had some nightmares in a club too. Had arranged to meet a guy there. We had chatted on here before. Sounded fun but he had never been to a club and wanted to try. After a while he turned up, said hello and then said that he was going for a fag. I never saw him after that. He messaged me the next day like nothing had happened and then said that the club was too much for him

That night was made worse by the fast that after being ditched, I recognised a guy at the bar that I had talked to. I said hello and he basically just walked off lol. Not a successful night! Lol

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over a year ago

"Had a shocking one ... got to a couples house , looked a bit dingy but gave benefit of the doubt , went inside it was horrific fleas everywhere even got bitten by them! Made excuses and out of there "

Wood end or bell green ?

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By *onest guy123Man
over a year ago

Coventry

It was actually in Kent

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

My list is long

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By *R coupleCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"Mine have been all socials- thankfully... which keeps me to always have a social first.

My God they are creepy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long time ago, met a female at her place after chatting a while, she seemed very distracted, might have been d*unk. When we eventually got to bed she started to sleep with me on top and seemed totally distant. Didn't wait to finish so got up and departed leaving the condom on the bed.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Only really had one bad one, it was early days of Fab for us and we went to a couples house (well turned out it was early days of a couple) the female pounced on Will and in minutes scratched his inner thigh and chest drawing blood, bit his lip so hard she punctured it (he’s still got the scar, we thought he may need a blood transfusion lol) then she hit her boyfriend around the head before leaving the room in tears because she thought Will didn’t fancy her, we made our excuses and left. The guy messaged 5 mins after we left saying she had calmed down and did we want to go back, erm take a rain check thanks lol, then the next day he messaged saying they had split up, she then set up a single girl profile and seemed to go to every party and club we did which was worrying, Will was scared for his life, thought he was as being stalked. Thankfully it didn’t put us off as we have had some amazing meets.

We did have an hilarious one where we left laughing and both asking WTF happened there lol

It’s a great memory making place that’s for sure.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Only really had one bad one, it was early days of Fab for us and we went to a couples house (well turned out it was early days of a couple) the female pounced on Will and in minutes scratched his inner thigh and chest drawing blood, bit his lip so hard she punctured it (he’s still got the scar, we thought he may need a blood transfusion lol) then she hit her boyfriend around the head before leaving the room in tears because she thought Will didn’t fancy her, we made our excuses and left. The guy messaged 5 mins after we left saying she had calmed down and did we want to go back, erm take a rain check thanks lol, then the next day he messaged saying they had split up, she then set up a single girl profile and seemed to go to every party and club we did which was worrying, Will was scared for his life, thought he was as being stalked. Thankfully it didn’t put us off as we have had some amazing meets.

We did have an hilarious one where we left laughing and both asking WTF happened there lol

It’s a great memory making place that’s for sure."

Yup

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By *lthomasMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mine was a couple who came to my hotel room, had been chatting for a couple of days, swooped a couple of pics. They turned up at my room, must have been 10 years older than the pics they sent, weren’t the best groomed and minimal personality. Tried to make my excuses but within minutes the were naked on the bed. Ended up saying that I couldn’t get a hard on.

They still ended up having sex on my bed before leaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never say bad as such ..... just some less enthralling than others..

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

My worst meets. Mostly all pre fab days.

First ever internet meet. He was at least 10 years older than his photos, but once we got chatting all was great. Unfortunately the next morning he made me feel like something that he had stepped on (he was catholic).

A guy I had met once before and we’d had a great meet. Second time I went to his. I needed the loo and whilst I was peeing he came in and shoved his cock in my mouth.

I met a guy for a drink and then we went to a park. I was feeling about in his trousers, but couldn’t really find it. This was because it was smaller than a chipolata. “Is it in yet” was my main thought. Not even any oral offered.

I met a woman with my bf. I had met with her and her ex previously. I am guessing that she had bv. I bravely stuck it out until she came but it put me off women for a long time!

I am happy to say that I have learned my lessons and my fab experiences have on the whole been much better

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By *rre786Man
over a year ago

Reading

Clearly I've been lucky, as the socials and meets I've had through here have all been lovely.

Definitely still hopeful for more once it's safe to do so again. (Although taking some safety tips from the experiences of others...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy a few years again for a social in a pub, he did say he was coming straight from the gym but would change there.... well I don’t know what he wore to the gym but he turned up in full Lycra, showing he really was a BBC, clearly hadn’t showered and proceeded to show me a video of him having sex with a girl he banged in the early hours of that morning, with the volume up and neither of them were quiet, he was so loud in telling me exactly what he was going to do to me,

I was mortified as every one kept looking at us, couldn’t get away quick enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is like beyond scared straight haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one , met a bloke from the sister site to this one , met in a country park , he wanted a bj , we walked for a bit then found a quiet place, I dropped to my knees pull hes shorts down he was wearing white Calvin briefs , pull them down and he had skids in them , bloody lots of them , I had to just stand up and walk off , felt sick , he kept texting asking what he did wrong , told him to look in he’s pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a guy a few years again for a social in a pub, he did say he was coming straight from the gym but would change there.... well I don’t know what he wore to the gym but he turned up in full Lycra, showing he really was a BBC, clearly hadn’t showered and proceeded to show me a video of him having sex with a girl he banged in the early hours of that morning, with the volume up and neither of them were quiet, he was so loud in telling me exactly what he was going to do to me,

I was mortified as every one kept looking at us, couldn’t get away quick enough! "

Bahahahahahaha oh girl, thank u for sharing lol x

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over a year ago

"The guy who was mid fuck with the Mrs as I watched but made it clear he'd rather be fucking with me, constantly talking shit. Awkward to say the least, Mrs N wasn't at all impressed, neither was I. The drive home she asked me whether she was attractive anymore, she was arguably looking the best she ever has. Was an odd meet."

She looks hot!

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

We met a guy at a block of flats. He was about 6 inches shorter than he said in his profile. On the way up in the lift he said my brother is there but he will stay in the other room. He got out the lift.... we did not. Later that night we went to a club and had an amazing time. X

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

Chatted to someone on here a few yrs ago

Said he was single wanted to meet someone n settle down n have kids

All sounds good to me

I invited him round one evenin a few days after chattin

Turned up

He turned up Half pissed

Half d up

Had been his mates b4 comin here

Cud taste it on him

Even still had the shit on his nose

So we chatted seened to be ok

Then he made a pass so we started kissin

Just kept gettin the taste of it

N smell of alcohol

So i decided to give him a bj

Well how funny thst was

It took nearly half an hour for him to get hard, then he tried to shag me

Took 3 condoms to get him hard

In the end he just left n arranged to meet bsck up a few days later wen he was sober n drugs free

Hevthen had arranged to meet someone else the nxt day

Never heard off him for a few days till end of week

When i got a watsspp msg off soneobe

Sayin

WHEN I FUCKED HER HUSBAND THE OTHER DAY DID HE WEAR A CONDOM???

I thought iv mot met any married men (as it says on my profile i wont meet married men)

So i replied back

Yeah he fucked me bare back up the arse n cum inside me then blocked her

Then as i had her name on the msg i put my status on here asking wat fellas had a wife called ????

then the amount of fellas msg me sayin their wife was named ???? Wat has she done

I left it a bit

Then unblocked her

Until i got a random txt msg sayin it was his wife who msg me

N to watch out she was on her way down to mine to find out wat was goin on with me n him

Think he shit himself really

N to apologise for lying

Neefless to say she never turned up

Until she msg me back askin me wat happened.

I told her everythin wat he had done

I called him limp dick to her

Said to hervabout thevother woman he was meetin

But turned out he had made out as tho i was the other woman he had met

So he blew himself up even more

Turned out he had dropped his wife off at the airport the nxt day then went n met her n fucked her

Wen he was gonna see me a few days later b4 she msg me he shitvout an made an excuse he was goun to a concert with his mates n was gettin picked up in a mini bus

But not till she msg n said

Oh yeah the concert was grest we had a really good night

So the shit had lied to the 2 of us

I ssid i think she had better confront him n get his story

I had told the whole truth had nowt to hide

Lyin piece of shit

In the end she apologised for msg me n thnked me for tellin her the whole truth

All this cos she found my number in his fone

Mayb dont lie n b honest if ur married wen someone asks u

Ur sins will find u out

Thnk god i never fucked the limp dick anyway

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Chatted to someone on here a few yrs ago

Said he was single wanted to meet someone n settle down n have kids

All sounds good to me

I invited him round one evenin a few days after chattin

Turned up

He turned up Half pissed

Half d up

Had been his mates b4 comin here

Cud taste it on him

Even still had the shit on his nose

So we chatted seened to be ok

Then he made a pass so we started kissin

Just kept gettin the taste of it

N smell of alcohol

So i decided to give him a bj

Well how funny thst was

It took nearly half an hour for him to get hard, then he tried to shag me

Took 3 condoms to get him hard

In the end he just left n arranged to meet bsck up a few days later wen he was sober n drugs free

Hevthen had arranged to meet someone else the nxt day

Never heard off him for a few days till end of week

When i got a watsspp msg off soneobe

Sayin

WHEN I FUCKED HER HUSBAND THE OTHER DAY DID HE WEAR A CONDOM???

I thought iv mot met any married men (as it says on my profile i wont meet married men)

So i replied back

Yeah he fucked me bare back up the arse n cum inside me then blocked her

Then as i had her name on the msg i put my status on here asking wat fellas had a wife called ????

then the amount of fellas msg me sayin their wife was named ???? Wat has she done

I left it a bit

Then unblocked her

Until i got a random txt msg sayin it was his wife who msg me

N to watch out she was on her way down to mine to find out wat was goin on with me n him

Think he shit himself really

N to apologise for lying

Neefless to say she never turned up

Until she msg me back askin me wat happened.

I told her everythin wat he had done

I called him limp dick to her

Said to hervabout thevother woman he was meetin

But turned out he had made out as tho i was the other woman he had met

So he blew himself up even more

Turned out he had dropped his wife off at the airport the nxt day then went n met her n fucked her

Wen he was gonna see me a few days later b4 she msg me he shitvout an made an excuse he was goun to a concert with his mates n was gettin picked up in a mini bus

But not till she msg n said

Oh yeah the concert was grest we had a really good night

So the shit had lied to the 2 of us

I ssid i think she had better confront him n get his story

I had told the whole truth had nowt to hide

Lyin piece of shit

In the end she apologised for msg me n thnked me for tellin her the whole truth

All this cos she found my number in his fone

Mayb dont lie n b honest if ur married wen someone asks u

Ur sins will find u out

Thnk god i never fucked the limp dick anyway"

Wow girl that's bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up, Marlon Brando sized fat, struggling to get through the door.

Was speechless as, er, the sexy pics must have been decades old, or someone else.

Travelled over 40 miles so let him get his breath back before opening up the conversation regarding his pics.

Felt sorry for him tbh.

Gently suggested that some people actually like huge, so just be honest!

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

Fortunately not too many.

A lady hadn't washed down below and wasn't a pleasant aroma coming from that area.

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By *etsplay68Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield

had been chatting to a couple for weeks on another site a good few years back , wife looked gorgeous , kept saying she was dying to meet ect , made it clear i was straight as a die and not interested in any Bi guys ,

knock on the hotel door

guy standing alone

" hi mate , where's your lovely wife ? "

oh she"s at home , didn't feel well

" think you need to fuck off back home and look after her then "

what is that all about eh lol

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fortunately not too many.

A lady hadn't washed down below and wasn't a pleasant aroma coming from that area.

Before a meet you, at the very least, shower and brush your teeth as a bare minimum! That's grim

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

She looks hot!"

Thank you x

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By *etsplay68Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield

She looks hot!

sure your wife knows she is stunning .

thats why like myself a lot of us go to clubs instead so you can actually meet and chat to people first

Thank you x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had few ,some hilarious and some annoying. Will mention it when have more time .

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By *ugardadcleanerMan
over a year ago

cirencester

After loads chars and texts Hollie and I grove 2 hours to Epsom, She was gagging Arrived tied her to a whipping bench, he took 3 hard strikes came in mid whip and said ty I have to go out sorry! WTF Thank god for Wisley dogging but not what we after which was a good SM meet

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

The ones that fail to show and leave hanging like a lemon

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

Invited a woman to my place but she also brought her dog without asking. As we started playing in my bedroom her dog started whimpering. She called the dog onto the bed and spent half hour kissing and cuddling the dog, letting it lick her face, hands and even let the dog nuzzle her vagina, whilst intimately stroking it. Got upset when I suggested she wash her hands and then said it was my fault for not having a garden when it wee’d on my carpet. Lost out to a dog

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

I met a couple a good while ago, and then the lady wanted to meet me on my own at her place, which I agreed to. As the date got closer she asked me if I didn’t mind meeting a friend of hers who she had shown my pictures to. I said I’d rather not as I didn’t know anything about him .. which she reluctantly agreed to.

On the night, I went there and we had a lovely chat and a couple of drinks. This chap kept texting her and eventually rang her to say he was going to call on to ‘drop some cigarettes off’ for her. She asked if I minded, and I slid of course not - doh!!!

He arrived with cigarettes .... and tins of Lager ... jogging bottoms and a Baseball cap - if you get my drift!! He was ok in demeaner, but once he started drinking - it was obvious he was going nowhere ..... he then got the Coke out and asked if I wanted some ... which I declined - I was really starting to feel very uncomfortable!!

The lady then suggested she and I went upstairs and it would be ok leaving him downstairs.... I was by the worried for my safety.... I quickly made excuses and left as quickly as I could!!

I think I had a lucky escape ... and I consider myself savvy!!

R xxx

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who still message at the moment wanting to try a hook-up + seem surprised when you're genuinely not interested. Especially given you make it clear you only meet at clubs even when they are open

MrGivesPleasure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had been chatting to a SINGLE female on here for a week or so.She was quite pretty and I wanted to meet her.Cuttting a long story short we arranged to meet at my house.

I got her favourite drink.

I got myself looking stunning as usual

I got over my nerves

Anyway she turned up in a little pick up van with a guy that kissed her as she got out?

He drove away, I opened the front door and she nearly fell in, She was so d*unk and stunk of strong wine, She walked straight in and then fell over my table and just lay on the floor laughing.

I started laughing and asked her the obvious question(are you d*unk) she said NO!

She then asked where my bathroom was and ran off to the toilet and I could here her being sick.

She came back into the room and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I WE ONLY HAVE A HOUR.

I said no sorry your too d*unk and you have been sick. She then tried to hug me and kiss me so I moved away as I'm not into sick breath chunky kisses.

She then stormed off again into the toilet and I could hear her on the phone really loudly saying-Hes not going to do anything can you come back and pick me up now i love you.

She then sat in there for about 5 min so I asked if she was ok and she told me to go away.

Then the guy pulled up outside and her phone rang. She stormed out the bathroom and shouted that I was a fucking time waiting virgin so I started laughing and she got angry and shouted fuck off then stormed out slamming my front door behind her.

I couldn't believe what had just happened, I sat just here laughing.I was gutted she was d*unk and lied about being single and we didn't have fun but still I gained a experience that I still laugh at now

So not technically a bad meet but a very bizarre one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had been chatting to a SINGLE female on here for a week or so.She was quite pretty and I wanted to meet her.Cuttting a long story short we arranged to meet at my house.