FabSwingers.com forum: Femail orgasm

By *agxteam OP Man
over a year ago

norwich

I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

So your a retired male prostitute.

Thanks for sharing that information with everyone.

I have also had the pleasure of giving several ladies an orgasm during my time, the difference is, the only payment they made was a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how many men think there is a market for male escorts.

There is a market for female escorts definately (various reasons - one being cant get it anywhere else)

However male escorts - where is the need? Look how single females get treated on here!

Im sure if you know the right peopler and are really special perhaps (as a man) you could make a go of it. Not many can though

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By *uicy lucy 12Woman
over a year ago

wirral

"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff"

how many years ago was that then?? and did you make much money??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the question please ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know many men that are talented in the bedroom.

Must of been a long while ago was you paid in £s shillings and pence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You used to escort old letters in Hong Kong?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

To be fair these " femails" do love an articulate educated discrete gentleman ., I think you may find the females here like honest males and have little interest in the postal system x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has to beleive in something.

I believe I'll read another thread.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"So your a retired male prostitute.

Thanks for sharing that information with everyone.

I have also had the pleasure of giving several ladies an orgasm during my time, the difference is, the only payment they made was a compliment."

I think the OP said he was a 'mail escort' ie a postman. His excellent finger work was possibly delivering trinkets to eager ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had a mail orgasm, all I ever get is bills on the mat

and I'm still waiting for ERNIE...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So your a retired male prostitute.

Thanks for sharing that information with everyone.

I have also had the pleasure of giving several ladies an orgasm during my time, the difference is, the only payment they made was a compliment."

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

i dont believe you

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"To be fair these " femails" do love an articulate educated discrete gentleman ., I think you may find the females here like honest males and have little interest in the postal system x"

Such a sweeping generalisation.... I'm quite fond of our postal system just now... It brought me a big cheque yesterday

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Did someone say people dont lie about their age on here. ..

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"never had a mail orgasm, all I ever get is bills on the mat

and I'm still waiting for ERNIE...

Wolf

I got another £25 one yesterday ..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've always wanted a postal orgasm... and you only charge the price of a stamp - 1st or 2nd class?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say people dont lie about their age on here. ..

54 me arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you take an exam to become a mail prostitute and do you have letters after your name?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lol@54, i didnt see that bit. Must of taken it out of him giving all those women orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you take an exam to become a mail prostitute and do you have letters after your name?"

haha!

mis spelt letters no doubt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, nice one Cliff, far and away the best profile I have ever read on here.

If I thought it were true and not a wind up it would be fantastic, it's still funny as fuck though. Love the status update too

Keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair these " femails" do love an articulate educated discrete gentleman ., I think you may find the females here like honest males and have little interest in the postal system x"

dont make me laugh my ribs hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say people dont lie about their age on here. ..

and if he is getting it 2 to 3 times a day what the hell eis he doing on here???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some things to say but I keep getting put on the naughty step so I don't dare

Oh ok, just one comment, as a femail (sic) myself, judging by the picture of the genitalia of said person, I would be satisfied into one orgasm let alone many.

And now I expect to get put on that step again...hmpph hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dahhh, that should have been *wouldn't, not would

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I just want to know what Streat Massioner Pission is........... Am I missing out on something????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

femails

sounds like what ferangi says out of startrek

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Haha, nice one Cliff, far and away the best profile I have ever read on here.

If I thought it were true and not a wind up it would be fantastic, it's still funny as fuck though. Love the status update too

Keep up the good work

I hope his fucking is better than his spelling. Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, nice one Cliff, far and away the best profile I have ever read on here.

If I thought it were true and not a wind up it would be fantastic, it's still funny as fuck though. Love the status update too

Keep up the good work

I hope his fucking is better than his spelling. Jesus."

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have heard of the female orgasm, never seen for real.

The male yes, it is great... spurt and then a kip

bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah bless him.. he only has a short while before nursey comes to collect him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, nice one Cliff, far and away the best profile I have ever read on here.

If I thought it were true and not a wind up it would be fantastic, it's still funny as fuck though. Love the status update too

Keep up the good work

I hope his fucking is better than his spelling. Jesus."

Just read your profile and yours ain't bad either, although you do sound like you're a bit upmarket for Cas. Bloody YUPPIES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job you didn't have to write love letters to your clients as they probably wouldn't have understood what you were saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job you didn't have to write love letters to your clients as they probably wouldn't have understood what you were saying."

worth the comedy value though

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

Awww! Bless. Think this should have been posted in Stories and Fantasies!!

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By *ree mindedMan
over a year ago

bathgate

Mail escorts penetrate our house every day but as yet no french letters used.

Usually just brown envelopes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must go right back to the top and block the poster now!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

sexasict can not get enuf!!!

cant wait for him to come back and reply to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sexasict can not get enuf!!!

cant wait for him to come back and reply to this

Why are you fancying a go!

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"Everyone has to beleive in something.

I believe I'll read another thread."

lol straight between the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to know what Streat Massioner Pission is........... Am I missing out on something????

Engelbert Humperdinck's backing band perhaps?

(no idea how to spell his name).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I very much doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many asked for a refund?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP's profile says he's looking for an FB but his veri's say he has one ???

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Awww come on you guys, I've just looked at this fella's profile and it looks like he's dyslexic to me - and I've seen similar comments regarding spelling in posts being flamed by regulars - this bloke's a newbie on the forums, why not give him a break....his OP may or may not be true, he may or may not be lying about his age, but if I was him as a newbie and I saw your responses, no way would I come back in....

Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**

**normal service has been resumed, joker head back on

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Awww come on you guys, I've just looked at this fella's profile and it looks like he's dyslexic to me - and I've seen similar comments regarding spelling in posts being flamed by regulars - this bloke's a newbie on the forums, why not give him a break....his OP may or may not be true, he may or may not be lying about his age, but if I was him as a newbie and I saw your responses, no way would I come back in....

Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**

**normal service has been resumed, joker head back on

i used to be dyslexic but i'm ko now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**

**normal service has been resumed, joker head back on

Oh come on Caz, the guy is funny, delve deeper and you'll soon realise that it is a (Very well done) wind up. I'd fuck him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh look. Someone posted & got a kicking.

Jeez, what are the odds on that....?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**

**normal service has been resumed, joker head back on

Oh come on Caz, the guy is funny, delve deeper and you'll soon realise that it is a (Very well done) wind up. I'd fuck him lol"

Not sure how to delve any deeper, the guy's only posted on 2 threads....read to me like a bit of an unfair jump onto a new guy - and I wouldn't be at all surprised to see references to the "c" word occuring again (and I still don't think there's one, but can see how others could).....I just detest unfairness and bullying and some of the comments on here come over as that - not directed at you Shaun

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By *hickencurryCouple
over a year ago

brisbane

yeah i agree dyslexia's not something we should make fun of. Don't think it counts for numbers though. 54 my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**

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Oh come on Caz, the guy is funny, delve deeper and you'll soon realise that it is a (Very well done) wind up. I'd fuck him lol

Hey do t get me wrong, if I'm wrong then it's deplorable as I can't stand bullying but check his veris and the veris of the folk who have vetoed him. Looks like one blOke with a genuine profile plus 2 false ones for a laugh to me

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I did look at his veris, maybe coulda been a bit dodgy, but maybe not....still think the poor barsteward's been flamed and any lurkers reading some of these posts will remain lurkers for a fair while longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did look at his veris, maybe coulda been a bit dodgy, but maybe not....still think the poor barsteward's been flamed and any lurkers reading some of these posts will remain lurkers for a fair while longer

Fair point old cock but trust me, I'm never wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't see the requesr by the OP for members to look at his profile and take the piss.

Whether or not we believe the opening post, I do find a few comments about age, size of penis, sexual technique, along with spelling and other irrelevant comments a little unjust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a newbie to chat......I swear you lot have had me howling reading this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brain hurts now

oh and I think the number one is called dispraxia or something like that

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