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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So do you take your toys abroad and risk getting stopped at customs? Anyone suggest any discrete ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So do you take your toys abroad and risk getting stopped at customs? Anyone suggest any discrete ones?"

look, customs officers are more bothered about more serious things to be honest.

just take whatever you like, they wont bat an eyelid believe me...

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"So do you take your toys abroad and risk getting stopped at customs? Anyone suggest any discrete ones?"

Nah, never take em... We buy new ones in France (Cap d'Agde) and throw them when we go home.. Normally spend about 30Euro.. so not a big deal... One lady customs officer at Dover did tell us that they do get them on searches, but it is everyday stuff now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares about customs , youll never see them again and cant do without my wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So do you take your toys abroad and risk getting stopped at customs? Anyone suggest any discrete ones?

Nah, never take em... We buy new ones in France (Cap d'Agde) and throw them when we go home.. Normally spend about 30Euro.. so not a big deal... One lady customs officer at Dover did tell us that they do get them on searches, but it is everyday stuff now..."

Never stopped us before. As it's been said already, they're probably more concerned with other stuff.

I wouldn't try taking one into some countries though, Iran springs to mind.....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I don't go anywhere without my we-bullet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't go anywhere without my we-bullet "

Didn't think bullets - or any other 'firearms related' materials were allowed on planes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok but are some more acceptable than others, are there any you wouldn't take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took some poppers with us years ago and they broke on the way back in the que to book our luggage in. S was a little worried about the smell, while I just wanted to have sex there and then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't go anywhere without my we-bullet

Didn't think bullets - or any other 'firearms related' materials were allowed on planes? "

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

travelled abroad with a girl once - she had one bag of clothes and one of toys, belts, ropes, chains etc - ready for some hardcore hotel fun.

And yes, you guessed it, we got stopped and searched coming back into Blighty.

She, being an utter exhibitionist, absolutely loved it. I didn't care much either, but the poor customs guy looked decidedly uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok but are some more acceptable than others, are there any you wouldn't take "

not really.. just take whatever...

customs wont give shit unless you have one that looks like a Kalashnikov AK47 then they might investigate further...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonder if cordless drill counts...to make suitable adjustments to tie someone to the bed...you know who!!!

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

On a related note latex has a similar density to C4 and looks similar on an x-ray so don't pack to many vibrators (the wiring will be visible too) closely together...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a related note latex has a similar density to C4 and looks similar on an x-ray so don't pack to many vibrators (the wiring will be visible too) closely together..."

Not the kind of explosion I had in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was considering taking my life size Wendy the house whore latex sex doll but I was informed I'd have to book her a seat....fuck that I'll have a wank instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On a related note

http://t.co/PVzl3No

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By *er himWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Dont forget to take the batteries out before you pack.

We had a slightly embarrassing moment when during reclaim a vib was rattling away as everyone watched who picked up the bag !!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Electric toothbrush.

Spare head.

No problems at all at Customs.

Plus it gives you a minty fresh clit

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

We were stopped coming back from Amsterdam once. That was a little embarrassing as we had been on a big shopping spree, my case looked like it belonged to an Ann Summers rep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So do you take your toys abroad and risk getting stopped at customs? Anyone suggest any discrete ones?"

my sex toys never get a holiday they are in constant demand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tingle tip for ur electric toothbrush! Totally discrete! And what a feeling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So top 3 seem to be

1. Electric toothbrush

2. Bullet

3. Magic wand (in the words of Seve "don't leave home without one."

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Put then in your checked luggage.

Between the way latex looks on an xray and the batteries and wiring having them in your carry on just asks to be searched.

As I found out on the way home from the isle of man on a work trip...

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