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By *kmale421 OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral

I have recently made friends with a couple, whom I shall be meeting up with in the next couple of months.

Now I was talking to the female half of the couple and she was telling me that she's a bed wetter....

Well more accurately, she's a squirter, though at one point in the conversation she did say she can be a geezer, I suddenly had thoughts of Yellowstone Park at this point...

She suggested it would be better to have sex in a paddling pool, so should I buy a snorkle or an aqualung for this little adventure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shower curtain on the bed at the very least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A shower curtain on the bed at the very least"

What a good idea! Hadn't thought of that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

urghhhhhhhhhhhh dive dive dive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have recently made friends with a couple, whom I shall be meeting up with in the next couple of months.

Now I was talking to the female half of the couple and she was telling me that she's a bed wetter....

Well more accurately, she's a squirter, though at one point in the conversation she did say she can be a geezer, I suddenly had thoughts of Yellowstone Park at this point...

She suggested it would be better to have sex in a paddling pool, so should I buy a snorkle or an aqualung for this little adventure..."

Paddling pool is not a bad idea, think of all the mess it would save cleaning up...... Maybe put some custard in it Lmao !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and if it gets really bad get a canoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget to get your "one sheet" apprantly they soak more than all others lol

Now onto matter re; Squirters mmmmm yummy my fav subject lol

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By *kmale421 OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral

It's beginning to sound like an Olympic Event this: A Paddling Pool, Custard and a Canoe and I still haven't sorted out whether to opt for the snorkle or aqualung....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I managed to soak a lad on Sunday in Cupids - he was standing about 2 feet away, maybe a bit further!

Maybe take a Sow Wester and a brolly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps the best bet is to get a waterbed - the mattress is vinyl so the worst the squirter can do is wet the sheets and liner.

Squirting so rules btw, I don't think there's anything hornier a girl can do than soak my face or cock (or anything else she can reach)

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By *kmale421 OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Perhaps the best bet is to get a waterbed - the mattress is vinyl so the worst the squirter can do is wet the sheets and liner.

Squirting so rules btw, I don't think there's anything hornier a girl can do than soak my face or cock (or anything else she can reach)"

hahah well at the moment until I have resolved the breathing problem, I'm considering strapping a rabbit to a broom handle while standing at arms length until I can guage the gravity of the danger I might be in.

Must make a detour via Alton Towers to get one of those capes they give out for using on the water flume or the rafts....

In addition Thames Water have now replied that if they'd been aware of this unique resolution to the water crisis a few months ago they wouldn't have issued a hosepipe ban thus meaning God wouldn't have wreaked revenge by twiddling with the bloomin Jetstream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have recently made friends with a couple, whom I shall be meeting up with in the next couple of months.

Well more accurately, she's a squirter, though at one point in the conversation she did say she can be a geezer"

No one else unable to read further after laughing at the 'geezer/geyser' mis-spelling irony?

No one?

Just me?

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By *kmale421 OP   Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I have recently made friends with a couple, whom I shall be meeting up with in the next couple of months.

Well more accurately, she's a squirter, though at one point in the conversation she did say she can be a geezer

No one else unable to read further after laughing at the 'geezer/geyser' mis-spelling irony?

No one?

Just me?

"

aww thanks for that, now I feel a right plonker....

I'd like to say it was deliberately done, or a mistype on a phone, but no, I hold my hands up, definately mis-spelt that and until you corrected me, I was innocently oblivious to the fact...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive just seen some flippers with high heels lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's beginning to sound like an Olympic Event this: A Paddling Pool, Custard and a Canoe and I still haven't sorted out whether to opt for the snorkle or aqualung...."

Go for both, it might just get you gold lol.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just seen some flippers with high heels lol"

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough


"A shower curtain on the bed at the very least"

Nah, because they do not absorb the fluid where it lands you get every bit of the sheet above wet.

A pincic blanket works well, easily carried folded, may need wringing out or binning afterwards if your not in to handwashing

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