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By *ixedDevil OP   Man
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Which would be worse - to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?"- Shutter Island

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

"Ah hope ah give you the shits"

Spoon... Dog Soldiers.

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By *ixedDevil OP   Man
over a year ago

Bootyville

"A gentleman allows a lady to maintain her fictions."

-pirates of the Caribbean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guns for show, knives for a pro" Lock stock

"You met my mate Stanley" from football factory

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into heaven, I cant live with that.

Dead Mans Shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either this man is dead,or my watch has stopped

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

‘ I love the smell of Napalm in the morning’ ... Robert Duval in Apocalypse Now!

‘Do your top button up lad’ ... Colour Sergeant Bourne in Zulu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vic Deakins: John Travolta

"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"

From Broken Arrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 2 things a man must never run from, even if they cost him his life. One is another man who's hurt and can't run with you...

Napoleon Wilson (the real version of Assault on Precinct 13)

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

My name dear?...doubt fire...Mrs Doubtfire.

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By *ixedDevil OP   Man
over a year ago

Bootyville


"My name dear?...doubt fire...Mrs Doubtfire."

What a great movie that was. RIP Robin Williams!!

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By *ango2000Couple
over a year ago

burton

you gotta ask yourself punk .. is this your lucky day

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Awful film but I did laugh at this one particular quote cheese ya cunt

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! I’m a man!

- Osgood Fielding III: Well, nobody's perfect!”

Some like it hot

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"A Sherman can give you a very nice...... edge."

Oddball- Kelly's Heroes

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By *J and TCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Elvira - Mistress of the Dark, was asked after hitting her head:-

Q. “How’s your head?”

A. “Never had any complaints “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

Film - Taken

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Say hello to my little friend. Scareface

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a dam”.

Gone with the wind.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Someone got to go back a get a shit load of dimes... blazing saddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws, 1975

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'we're gonna need a bigger boat' Jaws

'He's in the car' The Untouchables

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Life passes most people by while they're busy making grand plans for it - Blow

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Dumbo... you`re a climax" - Timothy Q. Mouse , Disney`s Dumbo 1941

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By *ixedDevil OP   Man
over a year ago

Bootyville

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."— Guardians of the Galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why so serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60% of the time it works everytime

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

“Do you smell that? Napalm son, Napalm. That smell, that gasoline smell. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Smells like.....Victory”

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

All i have in this world is my word and my balls..

And i dont break them for nobody.

Name that film

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Don't worry scrote! There are plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.

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By *laction manMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws, 1975

"

“we’re*”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those moments lost in time.

like tears in rain.

Bladerunner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a movie quote as such but just watched only fools and horses

“I’ll get the sandwiches because you brought the rolls”

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By *inks_n_GigglesMan
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"The problem is not the problem...

The Problem is your attitude toward the problem"

Cpt Jack Sparrow

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

We’re paratroopers we are supposed to be surrounded

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way

The untouchables.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Goodness Lisa don't you ever wear panties?

Debbie does dallas

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

You've got your sheepskins on.....and the boots I made for you.

Whatever you say, Jack, You're the master race!

Both Highlander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to chew gum and kick ass and I am all out of gum.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


""A Sherman can give you a very nice...... edge."

Oddball- Kelly's Heroes "

"we stick a bit of pipe on the end of our 50mmm gun to make the Germans think we have a 70mm gun. And, we, use red paint"

"what's, the red paint for"

It makes pretty pictures man "

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

"Youre one Ugly Mother Fucker"

Dutch aka Schwarzenegger in Predator

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By *ixedDevil OP   Man
over a year ago

Bootyville

Given That It's A Stupid-Ass Decision, I've Elected To Ignore It." - The Avengers

Gotta love Samuel L Jackson

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Oooo...

"Get away from her you bitch"

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By *irentwoCouple
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"you are only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hey operator..c c can you get me Pennsylvania 65000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle....

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

You may be a king or a mere street sweeper sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper, Bill and Ted's excellent adventures

I'm a politician so when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops, The hunt for Red October.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

Seth Gecko (George Clooney). From Dusk Till Dawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day son all this will be your's.

What the curtains

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

This is my rifle this my gun, this is fighting this is for fun. Platoon

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By *ucasjessCouple
over a year ago

ask us

"Where's ma bitches" and "nadanuttin" haha

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By *ixedDevil OP   Man
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Hold On To Your Butts." - Jurassic Park

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

“Your man cheated on you? Well me and all my friends here would love to help you get revenge on him”

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By *r-OrangeMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

No I kill the bus driver

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
over a year ago

Scarborogh

“Get busy living or get busy dying”

Shawshank Redemption

Mrs SW

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over a year ago


"This is my rifle this my gun, this is fighting this is for fun. Platoon "

Pretty sure that's Full Metal Jacket

same as 'I don't what you have been told but Eskimo pussy is mighty cold'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm the best there is, plain and simple. When I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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By *ixedDevil OP   Man
over a year ago

Bootyville


"“Get busy living or get busy dying”

Shawshank Redemption

Mrs SW"

One of my fav movies all time!

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

donald duck in ducktails,,,,,,,,, quack quack quack .............. quack

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick


"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me."

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Gentlemen you cant fight here, this is the war room.

Dr Strangelove

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

“Who’s Zed?”

“Zed’s dead baby”

Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHY SO SERIOUS"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ROOOOOAAAAAR" - Jurassic Park

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By *eelfree56Man
over a year ago

Fort Myers

Josey Wales: When I get to likin’ someone, they ain’t around long.

Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin’ someone they ain’t around for long neither.

The Outlaw Josey Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull. You fucked with the wrong marine!!

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Life is like a box of chocolate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All God's, all the heaven, all the hells are within you........ 13 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“In the words of the Virgin Mary... come again?” Snatch

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By *ixedDevil OP   Man
over a year ago

Bootyville

I found your lack of faith disturbing -Star wars!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


""Youre one Ugly Mother Fucker"

Dutch aka Schwarzenegger in Predator

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“If it bleeds, we can kill it”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into the mud, scum queen!

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By *witchRichMan
over a year ago

Southport

'I put the grrrr in swinger baby'

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

I said nice one bruvaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear I don't give a dam!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Theirs those who smoke a cigar and theirs those who dig you dig.

Class

The good the bad and the ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"We just gotta get the rules straight."

"Rules? In a knife fight - aaaaagh."

Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

It can’t be reasoned with

It can’t be bargained with

It doesn’t feel fear pity or remorse and absolutely will not stop ever...until you are dead.

Kyle Reese Terminator (1984)

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Silence! In Polish!" - Battle of Britain

"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash" - Top Gun

"Outstanding, Red Team. Outstanding. Get you a case of beer for that one" - Apocalypse Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly with my username, I just can't think of any

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By *illycarrolCouple
over a year ago

n/cle on tyne

Ma look at me Top o the World Ma Top o the World

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labyrinth - ' You have no power over me!'

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

Obtuse! Shawshank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shitters full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It can't rain all the time" , the crow original version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, theyve found Tom!

The Great Escape

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Lifes like a box of chocolates ..F Gump

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Shut up cunt!

Don Logan... Sexy beast

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"you gotta ask yourself punk .. is this your lucky day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all in the reflexes!

Big trouble in little China.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's go and do some crimes"

Repo Man

"Sometimes you eat the bar, other times the bar eats you"

The Big Lebowski

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By *irsty bTV/TS
over a year ago

blackpool

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off Italian job

You call that a knife that's a knife crocodile Dundee

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By *ixedDevil OP   Man
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Lifes like a box of chocolates ..F Gump"

Loved forest gump!

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over a year ago


"Someone got to go back a get a shit load of dimes... blazing saddles."

Oh my god I love this film, so wrong in many ways but I think that’s why I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TwinTown... its full of so many quotes there are far to many of them to list.. watch it and see.

Keith Allen and a young Rhys Ifans

awesome film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You ain’t gona shit right for a week” bad Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's funny. On the outside, I was an honest man. Straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

Shawshank

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"Did we give up, when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Animal House.

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By *eventysixCouple
over a year ago

glossop

Let off some steam Bennett (commando) Arnold sweatshisknickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy "

Hi there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Leave the gun, take the cannoli”

“It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf**Ker

One of the best Christina moves ever x

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By *arkmanMan
over a year ago

hounslow

Also from Only Fools and Horses....,

“there are none so blind as those wot won’t listen” Derek Trotter

Utter genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit

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By *wing 23Couple
over a year ago

Co Durham

"Your gonna need a bigger boat!!"

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By *arkmanMan
over a year ago

hounslow

From the Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin

“Somewhere else? Somewhere else? I didn’t get where I am today by being somewhere else”!!! CJ

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By *rSteve6Man
over a year ago

Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand

"Fill your hands,you sonofabitch"

The Duke - True Grit

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By *rSteve6Man
over a year ago

Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand


"Ma look at me Top o the World Ma Top o the World "

Was it not "Made it Ma,top of the world"?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"wanna kiss my lucky egg?”

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Fancy bringing a knife to a gunfight

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say... 'Yes!'

- Ghostbusters

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"TwinTown... its full of so many quotes there are far to many of them to list.. watch it and see.

Keith Allen and a young Rhys Ifans

awesome film."

2 blasts on the bong !

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Fancy bringing a knife to a gunfight "

Just like a wop, brings a knife to a gun fight !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race and this is one such occasion.”

Paths of Glory

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Shit ,,I shot marvin in the face ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.

Watchmen

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

Ray: Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by dickless here.

Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Peter: Yes sir, it’s true. This man has no dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call that a knife .. this is a knife

Crocodile Dundee

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.

Frankenstein

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Just keep swimming.

Finding nemo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I've come to kick ass and chew bubble, and i'm all out of bubble gum!.

They Live 1988 (bit of a cult movie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

Film - Taken "

Fantastic film. Still get chills everytime I see THAT scene. Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can milk anything with nipples."

"I've nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

Meet the Parents

Not best quote, but funny as hell! Mrs x

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By *henightstagMan
over a year ago

London

“How do you know so much about swallows?

Well when you’re king, you have to know these things “

Monty python and the holy grail

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll be back

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over a year ago


"TwinTown... its full of so many quotes there are far to many of them to list.. watch it and see.

Keith Allen and a young Rhys Ifans

awesome film.

2 blasts on the bong ! "

Fooking Marvellous!!!

AC Fooking Cobra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have so many quotes to use for this, mostly Lord of the rings.

I'll have to go with one of my absolute favourites.

"this still only counts as one"

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Rose, put that tit away" Robert Duvall in Rambling Rose

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"here's to swimmin' with bow legged women".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Which would be worse - to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?"- Shutter Island "

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? --- Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry the Enforcer

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"there's no place like home"

Wizard of Oz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh man I shot Marvin in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You're right, I am a rotten bastard. I admit it. But I tell ya something. Even though I got a lot of hate inside, I got some friends who ain't got hate inside. They're filled with nothing but love. Their only crime is growing their hair long, smoking a little grass and getting high, looking at the stars at night, writing poetry in the sand. And what do you do? You bust down their doors, man. Dumb-ass cop. You bust down their doors and you bust down their heads.”

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

We want the finest wines available to humanity! We want them here and we want them now!

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


""Which would be worse - to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?"- Shutter Island

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? --- Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry the Enforcer"

used in both Dirty Harry and magnum force not the enforcer

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By *nakePilotMan
over a year ago

Merseyside, Lancashire & Cheshire

"You see, Mr Gittes, most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and the right place they're capable of...Anything!" - Chinatown

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By *ale4MaleMassageMan
over a year ago

Kingston upon hull

"I invented posticks"

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

"Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter." Risky Business

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Dr.1 How're you going in?

Dr.2 Rectaly.

Dr.1 Alright I'll get the lubricant.

Dr.2 There's no time for lubricant!

Orlando Jones "THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICATION!!!!"

Evoloution

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By *ithesea1972Couple
over a year ago

york

Son bull “ let’s run down there and fuck one of those cows”

Dad bull “ No son let’s stroll down and fuck them all”

From the movie Colors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“You're right, I am a rotten bastard. I admit it. But I tell ya something. Even though I got a lot of hate inside, I got some friends who ain't got hate inside. They're filled with nothing but love. Their only crime is growing their hair long, smoking a little grass and getting high, looking at the stars at night, writing poetry in the sand. And what do you do? You bust down their doors, man. Dumb-ass cop. You bust down their doors and you bust down their heads.”"

What film is this?

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By *hampagneAfterpartyCouple
over a year ago

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"This is my rifle this my gun, this is fighting this is for fun. Platoon "
. Wasn’t it Full metal jacket !?

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

"yippie ki yay mother fucker"

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Theirs two kinds of people in this world those who smoke a cigar and those who dig

You dig

The good the bad and the ugly

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By *etterthanbobMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Good morning vietnam - RIP Robin Williams one of the best actors gone far to early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying - shawshank redemption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theirs two kinds of people in this world those who smoke a cigar and those who dig

You dig

The good the bad and the ugly"

Love the Clint spaghetti western triology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is my rifle this my gun, this is fighting this is for fun. Platoon "

Nope - Full Metal Jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck her like you own her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's No school like old school and I'm the fucking headmaster".......

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo Adrian !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'My Name Is Jim. But Most People Call Me… Jim.'

Blazing Saddles.

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By *ustforfun49Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

I will find you and when I do I will kill you.

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By *irk79Man
over a year ago

city

Shooter: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast".

Happy: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast "?

Film - Happy Gilmore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'violet's gone' watership down. 'who's she talking about'? 'old queen who'? The ladykiller's.

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

“It’s not the age honey, it’s the mileage”- Indiana Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you said he was a getaway driver?!

What the fuck can he get away from?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘For the money, for the glory and for the fun.......but mostly for the money’

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By *od-ZillaMan
over a year ago

Truro

If you want to be the big man in a small town, f*ck off up the model village.

Hot Fuzz

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)


"I thought you said he was a getaway driver?!

What the fuck can he get away from?!"

Facking hell Tyronne, could land a jumbo jet in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the shit fits, wear it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you said he was a getaway driver?!

What the fuck can he get away from?!

Facking hell Tyronne, could land a jumbo jet in there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone and their mums packin round here!

Like who??

Farmers.

And who else?

Farmers mums.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

First you get a hard on

Make your own fucking tea !!

Do you have to put your tongue in my mouth !

Rita sue and Bob too

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

You dont seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you you're locked in here with me

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"I ONCE SAW HIM KILL THREE MEN IN A BAR WITH A PENCIL... WITH A FUCKING PENCIL."

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