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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

personally mine is a

deaf and dumb bi-sexual nymphomaniac who loves football and owns an off licence..

whats yours???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"personally mine is a

deaf and dumb bi-sexual nymphomaniac who loves football and owns an off licence..

whats yours???

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about the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About dick height with a flat head so I can rest my beer while she gives me a bj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I married him

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

woman posts in lonely hearts saying `woman seeks perfect man, must ever run off with other women. must not hit me. and must be fantastic in bed.

lots of men turn up and all fall short of her hopes then one day the door rings she opens it and doesnt see anybody there

then a voice calls out saying im your perfect man,down here

so she looks down and there is a man with no arms or legs.

`how can you be the perfect man? she asks'

`well i have no legs so i cant run off, and i have no arms so i cant beat you'he says.

`what about being great in bed?' she asks.

`HOW DO YOU THINK I RANG THE DOORBELL?' is his answer.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

A 6ft irish rasta policeman, still havent found him yet though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's been and gone I fear...

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"I married him

i married mine xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love that haha

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

i think mine missed the boat 50 and still looking for not sure wot or maybe just too fussy is my problem ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark, naughty eyes, wicked smile and knows how to mix the rough with the smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim but curvy bi dominatrix /funny women in her 40s that's heaven and will never give up till I find her

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

a mr grey rich high flyer kinky as hell and very dominant mmmm pls

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"personally mine is a

deaf and dumb bi-sexual nymphomaniac who loves football and owns an off licence..

whats yours???

"
they dont exist

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

thats where i been going wrong all these years always hopeing/looking/ its defo a quest now lol

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