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Hottest text message you've received

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By *ondonexplorer OP   Man
over a year ago

Ascot

So what's the sexiest text message (not photo or video) you've received from someone, that immediately got you hard/wet/horny?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

“You still own my pussy” the day after we had a meet.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on your last call, how likely are you to recommend Vodafone to a friend/colleague? Text a score from 0 (not at all likely) to 10 (extremely likely)

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By *ondonexplorer OP   Man
over a year ago

Ascot


"Based on your last call, how likely are you to recommend Vodafone to a friend/colleague? Text a score from 0 (not at all likely) to 10 (extremely likely)"

So HOT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Based on your last call, how likely are you to recommend Vodafone to a friend/colleague? Text a score from 0 (not at all likely) to 10 (extremely likely)

So HOT!! "

It doesn't take much to get me going at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Based on your last call, how likely are you to recommend Vodafone to a friend/colleague? Text a score from 0 (not at all likely) to 10 (extremely likely)

So HOT!!

It doesn't take much to get me going at the moment "
and I thought it was the text I sent you asking you to drain my balls of all juices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a vanilla girl I know who revielled when she was d*unk that she wanted every hole filled at the same time xx

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

I saw your ad in the contact magazine *****. I'm looking for a guy to join myself and my husband with another guy, straight play only. Please give me a call.

This is paraphrased as it was over 20 years ago.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"From a vanilla girl I know who revielled when she was d*unk that she wanted every hole filled at the same time xx"

Very vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Based on your last call, how likely are you to recommend Vodafone to a friend/colleague? Text a score from 0 (not at all likely) to 10 (extremely likely)

So HOT!!

It doesn't take much to get me going at the moment "

Hahahahaha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still sore from last night and my ass is throbbing but hungry for more. I’m still lying in the wet bed, do you want to come round again today? Xx

Copied and pasted from a text message

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By *ondonexplorer OP   Man
over a year ago

Ascot

I've had (something along the lines of):

"My knickers are soaked just thinking about last night. I want you again tonight."

Instantly got me hard!

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Your item is due for delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your item is due for delivery "

They are by far the best ones

Especially when it's been in dispatch mode for 3 days and still hasn't arrived.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Hello, you'll be glad to know your test/s (*********) came back with no infection/s found! See freetest.me for more details.

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By *rGenuineMan
over a year ago

Purley

“I’m in the back of my car on XXX street, come and eat me”

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

The morning after the morning before: "Come round and fuck me again"

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By *akedduo66Couple
over a year ago

Near Bordon

I'd booked a dirty weekend in Brighton and was texting the missus starting off with discussions of where we were staying and what we were going to do getting more dirty.

Halfway through and thank God before it got too pornographic the elderly customer I was actually texting let on.

I nearly died, she thought it was funny.

Nearly as bad as the time I couldn't get the free WiFi working in the local Wetherspoons, the young couple behind the bar helpfully took my phone and got it working with a "ooh!" and handed my phone back.

There was Fabswingers on the screen.

Technology and idiots don't mix.

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By *9089Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"From a vanilla girl I know who revielled when she was d*unk that she wanted every hole filled at the same time xx"

I could do with vanilla like that in my life

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By *_DirectorMan
over a year ago

Middle of somewhere

I’m waiting for you in the kitchen bend over the table , just come in and lock the door behind you , pull out my beads and feed me ..

When I got that on the way to a meet I nearly crashed , picture was included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for screwing my wife, she tastes awesome this morning...

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Leave the door unlocked. Stand facing away from it, blindfold on. Wear your black bra and lacy undies with your egg in. Remote on the table alongside your vibe and butt plug.

Text back with Yes Master when you have read this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have insufficient funds...

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By *ounghungandfullMan
over a year ago

north lincolnshire

He’s just left. Come fuck your naughty little slut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ That was the best I’ve ever had .... wow “ .. quite pleased with myself I was lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning after from a young married lady

“ I want you to spunk up my arse again “

Instant diamond cutter...

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Do you want Lisa in the bed as well?xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long after we met, Mr was due round and sent me a text along the lines of “leave the front door unlocked, switch the Bluetooth speaker on. Be on all fours on the ottoman in the middle of the living room floor with your arse facing the living room door. You’ll know I’m nearly there when the music kicks in on the Bluetooth”. So there I am waiting, and then Butterfly by Crazy Town suddenly kicks in and he walks in... rest is history

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