FabSwingers.com forum: Flashing Delivery Drivers

By *av501 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

I have a delivery on its way, its that time of year and more so during covid, and im soooooo!!! tempted to open my door in my dressing gown letting it fall open and showing off my raging hard on or be in panties......

Question: In todays crazy would there be a crime committed if the Driver M or F complained ???

Any Legal Eagles among us ??

Also love to hear about times when this has happened to others, by accident or on purpose and of course where did it finish up ?? Court or Couch lol

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Putting aside any legalities (which I would guess would come down to whether it could be proved it was done deliberately or not) perhaps think about the morality of inflicting that on someone just trying to do their job.

If you had a son or daughter who was a delivery driver would you be happy for someone to be considering deliberately flashing them in such a way?

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Worst case scenario they report you back to their office and the delivery company would probably either give you a telling off or refuse to deliver anymore.....more likely you'll be the talk of that driver's team chat (if they have one) for a few days.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

But saying that, most parcel delivery drivers probably won't even notice as they're too busy to even look at who is receiving it

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Most are gone and halfway through the gate by the time I open the door

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Most are gone and halfway through the gate by the time I open the door

Covid rules and all that jazz I'm afraid.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Why inflict something on people who haven't asked for it OP? Are you willing to possibly get a criminal record and go on the sex offenders register? If so, go ahead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting aside any legalities (which I would guess would come down to whether it could be proved it was done deliberately or not) perhaps think about the morality of inflicting that on someone just trying to do their job.

If you had a son or daughter who was a delivery driver would you be happy for someone to be considering deliberately flashing them in such a way?"

This is something to think about.

Another is how thick skinned you are if they do notice and give you some grief.

As said though, it’s almost Christmas, they’re as busy as hell, so probably won’t even notice.

Well done if you can stay hard all day though, just in anticipation of a delivery.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I have a delivery on its way, its that time of year and more so during covid, and im soooooo!!! tempted to open my door in my dressing gown letting it fall open and showing off my raging hard on or be in panties......

Question: In todays crazy would there be a crime committed if the Driver M or F complained ???

Any Legal Eagles among us ??

Also love to hear about times when this has happened to others, by accident or on purpose and of course where did it finish up ?? Court or Couch lol

It's not really about legality is it? Someone innocently going about their job and gets confronted by something that might offend, scare, intimidate, shock or offend religious beliefs... There must be better ways to get your thrills...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’m naked in my house it’s my house I do as I like, you see something you don’t like look away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they happen to be homophobic you might get more than a complaint lol!

Might be better continuing to show your assets to the world on here!

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By *av501 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

OMG I didnt realise there are so many serious Parcel Police on here..... something for a bit duscussion full of irony and fantasy ....if i was a stunning young woman would it have gotten a different audience ???? Lmao

Some of you are clearly delivery drivers too who seem to be SO busy delivering but have time to sit on here browsing the forum ha ha ha ha

Wgeres all the fun gone from people .....honestly

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By *ature watcherMan
over a year ago

lichfield

"Most are gone and halfway through the gate by the time I open the door

That's their loss ! You look incredible ! Xxx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"If I’m naked in my house it’s my house I do as I like, you see something you don’t like look away

Whilst the first part of that up to the comma is true - the second part isn't, either technically and probably legally, you've invited a delivery driver to your house by placing an order for delivery and as such it's reasonable for them to expect not to be confronted with something they don't want to see, or shouldn't even *have* to see.

And saying "you see something you don’t like look away" is a little like expecting them to shut the stable door after the horse has bolted - they've already seen it to know to look away!! And that's without getting into the morality of having something they don't want to see inflicted on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, imagine trying to earn a crust and someone drops their kegs to show their hard on. ( Facepalm )

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I go to work to earn a few quid and I enjoy what I do

I can put up with shitty customers or a really hard day but not a bloke with a hard on

I'd ring the cops and wait till they arrive and report you ....simple as

Why would you want to offend someone for a sad thrill

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Worst case scenario they report you back to their office and the delivery company would probably either give you a telling off or refuse to deliver anymore.....more likely you'll be the talk of that driver's team chat (if they have one) for a few days."

Worst case ? Don't think so.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"OMG I didnt realise there are so many serious Parcel Police on here..... something for a bit duscussion full of irony and fantasy ....if i was a stunning young woman would it have gotten a different audience ???? Lmao

Some of you are clearly delivery drivers too who seem to be SO busy delivering but have time to sit on here browsing the forum ha ha ha ha

Wgeres all the fun gone from people .....honestly "

Ironic that your "something for a bit discussion" seems to mean "discussion so long as it agrees with me" you mean?

For what it's worth I'd say exactly the same regardless of the gender of who had posted it.

And regarding the "parcel police" comment you were the one asking in your OP about the legalities of it, so is it any real surprise you've received responses that discuss both that and the morality angle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being sexual towards someone without their consent isn't "fun". It's harassment. And it's out of order.

Don't be flashing anyone who hasn't asked for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I would mind being flashed if I was a delivery driver! Could brighten up a dull day, double delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of you are clearly delivery drivers too who seem to be SO busy delivering but have time to sit on here browsing the forum ha ha ha ha

Wgeres all the fun gone from people .....honestly "

That's the problem with opening a thread and asking for opinions: you'll get them.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Worst case ? Don't think so."

True it probably could be worse that that. Based on what I know though it's more likely than most other things.

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By *av501 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

Read your status ....hope no one you encounter has a nut allegy ...could prove fatal ha ha

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Read your status ....hope no one you encounter has a nut allegy ...could prove fatal ha ha "

Mine? Haha hope not

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Question: In todays crazy would there be a crime committed if the Driver M or F complained ???

Any Legal Eagles among us ??

Also love to hear about times when this has happened to others, by accident or on purpose and of course where did it finish up ?? Court or Couch lol

If there is a penis in view, someone’s going to be signing on the register.

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By *av501 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

"I go to work to earn a few quid and I enjoy what I do

I can put up with shitty customers or a really hard day but not a bloke with a hard on

I'd ring the cops and wait till they arrive and report you ....simple as

Why would you want to offend someone for a sad thrill "

Read your status ....hope no one you encounter has a nut allegy ...could prove fatal ha ha

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I go to work to earn a few quid and I enjoy what I do

I can put up with shitty customers or a really hard day but not a bloke with a hard on

I'd ring the cops and wait till they arrive and report you ....simple as

Why would you want to offend someone for a sad thrill

Read your status ....hope no one you encounter has a nut allegy ...could prove fatal ha ha

Funny in fairness

Merry Christmas

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By *av501 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

"I go to work to earn a few quid and I enjoy what I do

I can put up with shitty customers or a really hard day but not a bloke with a hard on

I'd ring the cops and wait till they arrive and report you ....simple as

Why would you want to offend someone for a sad thrill

Read your status ....hope no one you encounter has a nut allegy ...could prove fatal ha ha

Funny in fairness

Merry Christmas "

You too fella

the post was to provoke a bit of fun and fantasy not start a riot and opinion war ......well done for delivering happiness through online shopping etc....to people at this horrid time

Unless you deliver bills or summons paperwork to flashers lol

Watch out for the snowflakes falling on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most are gone and halfway through the gate by the time I open the door

They’d soon come back as soon as they see your hot body

I know I would

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Some of you are clearly delivery drivers too who seem to be SO busy delivering but have time to sit on here browsing the forum ha ha ha ha

Wgeres all the fun gone from people .....honestly "

Fun? One person's fun is another person's bullying, offending or abusing. Have fun with those you know want to share it. Leave those you don't know will appreciate your "fun" out of your fantasies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go to work to earn a few quid and I enjoy what I do

I can put up with shitty customers or a really hard day but not a bloke with a hard on

I'd ring the cops and wait till they arrive and report you ....simple as

Why would you want to offend someone for a sad thrill

Read your status ....hope no one you encounter has a nut allegy ...could prove fatal ha ha

Funny in fairness

Merry Christmas

You too fella

the post was to provoke a bit of fun and fantasy not start a riot and opinion war ......well done for delivering happiness through online shopping etc....to people at this horrid time

Unless you deliver bills or summons paperwork to flashers lol

Watch out for the snowflakes falling on you "

Love the backpedaling. I’m sure if the post had gone your way, you’d not be saying this

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"I go to work to earn a few quid and I enjoy what I do

I can put up with shitty customers or a really hard day but not a bloke with a hard on

I'd ring the cops and wait till they arrive and report you ....simple as

Why would you want to offend someone for a sad thrill

Read your status ....hope no one you encounter has a nut allegy ...could prove fatal ha ha

Funny in fairness

Merry Christmas

You too fella

the post was to provoke a bit of fun and fantasy not start a riot and opinion war ......well done for delivering happiness through online shopping etc....to people at this horrid time

Unless you deliver bills or summons paperwork to flashers lol

Watch out for the snowflakes falling on you "

You asked about legalities so you were informed that flashing someone, could lead you to a court date. You asked ‘snowflake’ so stop getting upset when you got your answer. Plus if you did this in the park wearing a coat would it still be a bit of a joke or fantasy ?

There are other ramifications you haven’t thought about, what if your neighbours saw you or were told about you ?

Nothing wrong with the fantasy with an admirer in advance, so you both consented to the act, maybe try that instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a kinky dare or two i have show off my nylon legs and feet to someone I answered the door to and also someone checking my electricity meter. Nothing really on show when I do it tho....unless am arrnaged meet when they want me fully on show!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have punched out some one for this very thing .

Perhaps this thread should have been posted in the stories and fantasies section instead

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By *av501 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

So many Angry Elfs on here full of it ......those most abusive quickly scurried off an hid behind block profile facility lol

If i was a young woman flashing my pussy in public ...on here in pics in shopping centre....train stations.......on cctv operated by people earning a crust ....in stories chats etc involving tradesmen delivery persons and people on trains in bars ...earning a living.... youd of all been drooling and wetting yourselves ....... lol Oh and dont say youd show violence ...obvs your just trying to sound big but really you probs still live with your mum !!!!

Anyway new post for all you activist snowflake opinionated MOFOs .......WTF IS THIS COUNTRY / European Union thinking of ....negotiating Brexit to go ahead and putting this countries head on a suicidal block at the height of the biggest worldwide crisis since WW1 WW2 AND and other precedence the world has ever seen. Could we just negotiate and ask the world to pop non important issues on hold for a while ..... let me know in Feburary when you pay £25.00 for a a Croissant and your starving cos your supermarkets are empty ...... whys London in Tier 2 ??????? If you aint got it your never going to ....EVER....

Never mind Christmas lets start Easter....... Crucifiction Season!!!! Take your fingers and hands out of your twisted knickers and stand up........ remember if you make a phone call and someone answers Im an Elf 'Whats your Favourite Colour' ? Tell him ...it might be Buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re prepared to possibly end up on the register or with a potential broken nose then go ahead

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"If you’re prepared to possibly end up on the register or with a potential broken nose then go ahead "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone male or female or otherwise flashing their bits at anyone else without their permission is a wrong'un I'm afraid.

People aren't calling you out cos you have a penis. They're calling you out because it's fucking out of order!

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By *av501 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

"If you’re prepared to possibly end up on the register or with a potential broken nose then go ahead

This

My God its the hidden few again

Pm me ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many Angry Elfs on here full of it ......those most abusive quickly scurried off an hid behind block profile facility lol

You made your bed. Stop trying to make out the replies are the people who are in the wrong when your post was a serious one, whether you admit it or not.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Moral of the story is consent is a two way street. Don’t involve others without their consent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many Angry Elfs on here full of it ......those most abusive quickly scurried off an hid behind block profile facility lol

You did ask for peoples opinions, you got them, you don’t like them, not for future, don’t ask questions you won’t like the (obvious) answers to.

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