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Funniest thing that’s ever happened during sex?

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By *uayside Glory Hole OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateshead Quayside

Sex should be fun but sometimes it ends up a whole different kind of funny. What have you experienced in the moment that had you creased?

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

In my early days of starting to dress, instead of buying proper breast forms, I used to use two ballons filled with water and pop them into the bra...

The evening got very passionate and he grabbed me like he was Clark Gable and me Scarlet O'Hara and threw me on the bed...

My boobs popped out, rolled over my shoulders and skittled across the floor. We were both surprised, looked at each other and then both fell about laughing...

The rest of the evening went very well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I called a girl Frank once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged a romantic weekend away with my then fiance. Got to the hotel bedroom to find instead of a double bed I had booked, there was 2 single beds pushed together. Reason for that was the room we were supposed to have had been made unusable by a water leak in the bathroom and no other rooms were available. Oh well never mind. Yes, you've got there before me, at the height of passion the two beds moved and we ended up in a laughing heap on the floor - where we completed our moment of passion!!

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By *uayside Glory Hole OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateshead Quayside

Haha. I knew I wasn’t alone in having some laughter filled sexploits. The one that sticks in my mind the most was with a new boyfriend. I was staying at his and he was cooking dinner. I sidled up behind him and wrapped my arms around him, dipping my hands into his pants to distract him as he was preparing veg. All very teasing and erotic. The temperature started to rise and the clothes came off. 10 minutes later I was leaning over the bench, one leg on the floor, the other up on the bench with my boyfriend spreading my cheeks and rimming my arse with some enthusiasm. Without any warning my hole decides to let out the biggest fart ever. Literally we both froze for a few beats then both erupted in fits of laughter. Tears, aching abs, the full lot. Farting in someone’s face and then being able to laugh about it. If you can do that and get over it, you’re on to something good! We were together for 3 years after

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

A previous girlfriend loved rimmimg my arse. I was relaxed on her bed and legs up in the air, whilst she was wanking my cock and rimming my arse, i was so relaxed a fart just slip out whilst she was rimming me.

She is a feisty lady with a bit of temper, with my cock in her hand and her other hand free close to my arse. I was worried i was going to faced some serious repercussions such as her fist going up my arse. Luckily for me i apologised immediately, she gave me one of those stares and started to laugh and call me a dirty fucker. That was a big phew moment, but im glad we both laugh about it. But i have never done that again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat jumped on the bed, sat down facing us and then proceeded to stare intently

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mid way through shagging, I once told a guy I hoped his condom was strong, as I didn't want him to get me pregnant. I found it funnier than he did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife and I had been watching star wars and let's say we got a little distracted by each other...We had been working to a mutual climax for a little while and then as the rebel forces won should we say....We climaxed to the theme song playing in the credits.

Could not stop laughing for a while haha

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By *uayside Glory Hole OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateshead Quayside


"My ex wife and I had been watching star wars and let's say we got a little distracted by each other...We had been working to a mutual climax for a little while and then as the rebel forces won should we say....We climaxed to the theme song playing in the credits.

Could not stop laughing for a while haha"

I wonder if that’s how you make Jedi babies?

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