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 ), u need to find yourself a hotel room with a wetroom. Then you can be as messy as you like and just sluice the room down...
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"Apparently (as I have been told ), u need to find yourself a hotel room with a wetroom. Then you can be as messy as you like and just sluice the room down...
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"It depends, if im having it over my body then shower, if they are going to drink it then just on the bed, whoo betide if they miss there mouth" its ok so long as its their bed lmao | |||
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"It depends, if im having it over my body then shower, if they are going to drink it then just on the bed, whoo betide if they miss there mouth its ok so long as its their bed lmao " well i only have meets here and luckily ive not had one that has missed his mouth but i do have my bedcovered over | |||
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"It depends, if im having it over my body then shower, if they are going to drink it then just on the bed, whoo betide if they miss there mouth" you dirty girl but sounds great | |||
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"Apparently (as I have been told ), u need to find yourself a hotel room with a wetroom. Then you can be as messy as you like and just sluice the room down...
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"Or inflatable paddling pools" Paddling pools are delightful, especially if piss is not the only liquid involved! The warm synthetic rubber feels adorable against bare skin as soon as you both climb in, and hands and mouths should be put to good use exploring your sexual partner from neck to toes. Whilst doing this I find lashings of pourable cream, poured, rubbed and licked off each other sets the mood very well indeed...sweet tastes prepare the pleasure centres of the body very well for the dark treats which are to follow! Then the oil. Don't skimp on it either. A whole bottle or two squirted or poured over each other (make sure its gorgeously warm) till you are both coated from head to toe and shining nicely, and there is a layer in the bottom of the pool to wallow in. This will make you both super-sensitive to touch as well as asthetically divine as skin looks beautiful when it glistens.... Now for the jewel in the crown! Make sure you have d*unk plenty of water beforehand of course, but its time for nice hot piss just to crank up those delightfully filthy thoughts that are filling both your minds...again don't be shy! Squirt your partner liberally, you can try for the goal of coating every inch of their skin, or you can concentrate upon areas that they find most delightful, ie, breasts, stomach, sex, neck, face? A certain lady on here likes her feet being pissed on and were I to share a pool with her I would certainly bear this in mind...If you wish you may like to keep your mouth open...having a parners jet of piss hit you tongue is a very intimate act that can be extremely delightful..... Now finally, both you and they should be absolutely drenched and sitting in a lovely mixture of the most sinful liquids and for want of a better phrase ready to fuck each others brains out. So go for it! This whole experience is about indulging after all...Remember though, you will have to grip each other rather firmly as you rut like beasts as everything will be so much more slippery! Fortunately this will come naturally as the pair of you will be so damned horny from goading each others pleasure centres so sweetly that you are reduced to animals and the fucking will be hard, frantic and of the most deliciously base nature imaginable... Sex sounds will be enhanced by the fluids as will touch and sight so the whole experience is extremely sensual too... The only liquid now to add to the mix is a good hard sweet orgasm from both of you! And that won't take long... Enjoy!  | |||
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"Or inflatable paddling pools Paddling pools are delightful, especially if piss is not the only liquid involved! The warm synthetic rubber feels adorable against bare skin as soon as you both climb in, and hands and mouths should be put to good use exploring your sexual partner from neck to toes. Whilst doing this I find lashings of pourable cream, poured, rubbed and licked off each other sets the mood very well indeed...sweet tastes prepare the pleasure centres of the body very well for the dark treats which are to follow! Then the oil. Don't skimp on it either. A whole bottle or two squirted or poured over each other (make sure its gorgeously warm) till you are both coated from head to toe and shining nicely, and there is a layer in the bottom of the pool to wallow in. This will make you both super-sensitive to touch as well as asthetically divine as skin looks beautiful when it glistens.... Now for the jewel in the crown! Make sure you have d*unk plenty of water beforehand of course, but its time for nice hot piss just to crank up those delightfully filthy thoughts that are filling both your minds...again don't be shy! Squirt your partner liberally, you can try for the goal of coating every inch of their skin, or you can concentrate upon areas that they find most delightful, ie, breasts, stomach, sex, neck, face? A certain lady on here likes her feet being pissed on and were I to share a pool with her I would certainly bear this in mind...If you wish you may like to keep your mouth open...having a parners jet of piss hit you tongue is a very intimate act that can be extremely delightful..... Now finally, both you and they should be absolutely drenched and sitting in a lovely mixture of the most sinful liquids and for want of a better phrase ready to fuck each others brains out. So go for it! This whole experience is about indulging after all...Remember though, you will have to grip each other rather firmly as you rut like beasts as everything will be so much more slippery! Fortunately this will come naturally as the pair of you will be so damned horny from goading each others pleasure centres so sweetly that you are reduced to animals and the fucking will be hard, frantic and of the most deliciously base nature imaginable... Sex sounds will be enhanced by the fluids as will touch and sight so the whole experience is extremely sensual too... The only liquid now to add to the mix is a good hard sweet orgasm from both of you! And that won't take long... Enjoy! "That's it! I off to buy a paddling pool! Seriously though, that's definitely the best reply I've seen in the forums and very horny too, gave me a hard on.  | |||
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"Where does everyone do watersports play? I usually play in the shower, but severely limits options. Any ideas on how/where to play without too much mess?" You could try the "National Watersports Centre" at Holme Pierrepont just outside Nottingham.  | |||
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"Or inflatable paddling pools Paddling pools are delightful, especially if piss is not the only liquid involved! The warm synthetic rubber feels adorable against bare skin as soon as you both climb in, and hands and mouths should be put to good use exploring your sexual partner from neck to toes. Whilst doing this I find lashings of pourable cream, poured, rubbed and licked off each other sets the mood very well indeed...sweet tastes prepare the pleasure centres of the body very well for the dark treats which are to follow! Then the oil. Don't skimp on it either. A whole bottle or two squirted or poured over each other (make sure its gorgeously warm) till you are both coated from head to toe and shining nicely, and there is a layer in the bottom of the pool to wallow in. This will make you both super-sensitive to touch as well as asthetically divine as skin looks beautiful when it glistens.... Now for the jewel in the crown! Make sure you have d*unk plenty of water beforehand of course, but its time for nice hot piss just to crank up those delightfully filthy thoughts that are filling both your minds...again don't be shy! Squirt your partner liberally, you can try for the goal of coating every inch of their skin, or you can concentrate upon areas that they find most delightful, ie, breasts, stomach, sex, neck, face? A certain lady on here likes her feet being pissed on and were I to share a pool with her I would certainly bear this in mind...If you wish you may like to keep your mouth open...having a parners jet of piss hit you tongue is a very intimate act that can be extremely delightful..... Now finally, both you and they should be absolutely drenched and sitting in a lovely mixture of the most sinful liquids and for want of a better phrase ready to fuck each others brains out. So go for it! This whole experience is about indulging after all...Remember though, you will have to grip each other rather firmly as you rut like beasts as everything will be so much more slippery! Fortunately this will come naturally as the pair of you will be so damned horny from goading each others pleasure centres so sweetly that you are reduced to animals and the fucking will be hard, frantic and of the most deliciously base nature imaginable... Sex sounds will be enhanced by the fluids as will touch and sight so the whole experience is extremely sensual too... The only liquid now to add to the mix is a good hard sweet orgasm from both of you! And that won't take long... Enjoy!
That's it! I off to buy a paddling pool!
Seriously though, that's definitely the best reply I've seen in the forums and very horny too, gave me a hard on. " If I was a male it would me too...
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"I've only ever had the chance once and I had 2 girls squating over me , one over my cock and one over my chest I cum in about 2 seconds this was outside at a picnic area possibly the horniest thing I've ever done." Well, thats definately made me thnk twice about eating my sandwiches at a Picnic Table again... | |||
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"Or inflatable paddling pools Paddling pools are delightful, especially if piss is not the only liquid involved! The warm synthetic rubber feels adorable against bare skin as soon as you both climb in, and hands and mouths should be put to good use exploring your sexual partner from neck to toes. Whilst doing this I find lashings of pourable cream, poured, rubbed and licked off each other sets the mood very well indeed...sweet tastes prepare the pleasure centres of the body very well for the dark treats which are to follow! Then the oil. Don't skimp on it either. A whole bottle or two squirted or poured over each other (make sure its gorgeously warm) till you are both coated from head to toe and shining nicely, and there is a layer in the bottom of the pool to wallow in. This will make you both super-sensitive to touch as well as asthetically divine as skin looks beautiful when it glistens.... Now for the jewel in the crown! Make sure you have d*unk plenty of water beforehand of course, but its time for nice hot piss just to crank up those delightfully filthy thoughts that are filling both your minds...again don't be shy! Squirt your partner liberally, you can try for the goal of coating every inch of their skin, or you can concentrate upon areas that they find most delightful, ie, breasts, stomach, sex, neck, face? A certain lady on here likes her feet being pissed on and were I to share a pool with her I would certainly bear this in mind...If you wish you may like to keep your mouth open...having a parners jet of piss hit you tongue is a very intimate act that can be extremely delightful..... Now finally, both you and they should be absolutely drenched and sitting in a lovely mixture of the most sinful liquids and for want of a better phrase ready to fuck each others brains out. So go for it! This whole experience is about indulging after all...Remember though, you will have to grip each other rather firmly as you rut like beasts as everything will be so much more slippery! Fortunately this will come naturally as the pair of you will be so damned horny from goading each others pleasure centres so sweetly that you are reduced to animals and the fucking will be hard, frantic and of the most deliciously base nature imaginable... Sex sounds will be enhanced by the fluids as will touch and sight so the whole experience is extremely sensual too... The only liquid now to add to the mix is a good hard sweet orgasm from both of you! And that won't take long... Enjoy! "Fucking Hell, is anyone else reading this? Top marks for the response, no one I have invited to partake has ever agreed, but I am saving it for minor editing as a mail to a few parties.......... Only problem is, oil buggers condoms, gonna have to buy non latex ones, hoo rah!........... | |||
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"Or inflatable paddling pools Paddling pools are delightful, especially if piss is not the only liquid involved! Only problem is, oil buggers condoms, gonna have to buy non latex ones, hoo rah!..........." And make sure you have a couple of episodes of Corrie on Sky+ so that they have something to watch whilst youre blowing up the paddling pool... | |||
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"Or inflatable paddling pools Paddling pools are delightful, especially if piss is not the only liquid involved! Only problem is, oil buggers condoms, gonna have to buy non latex ones, hoo rah!........... And make sure you have a couple of episodes of Corrie on Sky+ so that they have something to watch whilst youre blowing up the paddling pool..." What, my arse bobbing up n down as I'm puffing isn't going to be entertaining enough? | |||
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" And make sure you have a couple of episodes of Corrie on Sky+ so that they have something to watch whilst youre blowing up the paddling pool...What, my arse bobbing up n down as I'm puffing isn't going to be entertaining enough? "Let me have a ponder on that one... | |||
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" And make sure you have a couple of episodes of Corrie on Sky+ so that they have something to watch whilst youre blowing up the paddling pool...What, my arse bobbing up n down as I'm puffing isn't going to be entertaining enough?
Let me have a ponder on that one..."Unfortunately there are no pics of my arse on here...........fancy taking one or two while I inflate the padling pool? | |||
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" And make sure you have a couple of episodes of Corrie on Sky+ so that they have something to watch whilst youre blowing up the paddling pool...What, my arse bobbing up n down as I'm puffing isn't going to be entertaining enough?
Let me have a ponder on that one...Unfortunately there are no pics of my arse on here...........fancy taking one or two while I inflate the padling pool?"No worries, Im still having a ponder about why your arse would be bobbing up and down while you were puffing....but Ive concluded its probably best I dont know... | |||
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" And make sure you have a couple of episodes of Corrie on Sky+ so that they have something to watch whilst youre blowing up the paddling pool...What, my arse bobbing up n down as I'm puffing isn't going to be entertaining enough?
Let me have a ponder on that one...Unfortunately there are no pics of my arse on here...........fancy taking one or two while I inflate the padling pool?
No worries, Im still having a ponder about why your arse would be bobbing up and down while you were puffing....but Ive concluded its probably best I dont know..."Oh yea of feint heart | |||
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"i me a guy saturday who just d*unk mine straight out of me....no mess at all "Let me know if you want to do it with someone else (me) xx sounds amazing | |||
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"i me a guy saturday who just d*unk mine straight out of me....no mess at all
Let me know if you want to do it with someone else (me) xx
sounds amazing "i'll do it with anyone i meet, if they like drinking piss i have enough to go round | |||
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"i me a guy saturday who just d*unk mine straight out of me....no mess at all
Let me know if you want to do it with someone else (me) xx
sounds amazing
i'll do it with anyone i meet, if they like drinking piss i have enough to go round "Why my dear lady, you know just how to excite the male of the species don't you? And I'd be delighted... | |||
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"i me a guy saturday who just d*unk mine straight out of me....no mess at all
Let me know if you want to do it with someone else (me) xx
sounds amazing
i'll do it with anyone i meet, if they like drinking piss i have enough to go round "will be waiting for your message  | |||
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"Each to their own but this is so not us!! Also does drinking wee not make you ill? as in be sick? Im so shocked at reading this!! Xx" No it doesn't (though drinking your own, over a long period of time will make you ill). Piss is sterile (I it does not have any germs in it) and while there are some mild toxins in it most of the minerals in urine are either excess from diet (ie if you atre taking vitamin tablets, anything that the body doesn't absorb will be put into the pee) or is not dangerous unless it's had time to decompose (urea turns to amonia, but it takes a day or two for that to happen)........ Of course, if you feel it's not for you, you don't need to try it..........I never have, but am looking forward to the first time..... | |||
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"Each to their own but this is so not us!! Also does drinking wee not make you ill? as in be sick? Im so shocked at reading this!! XxNo it doesn't (though drinking your own, over a long period of time will make you ill). Piss is sterile (I it does not have any germs in it) and while there are some mild toxins in it most of the minerals in urine are either excess from diet (ie if you atre taking vitamin tablets, anything that the body doesn't absorb will be put into the pee) or is not dangerous unless it's had time to decompose (urea turns to amonia, but it takes a day or two for that to happen)........ Of course, if you feel it's not for you, you don't need to try it..........I never have, but am looking forward to the first time....." ah right thank you! Always thought surely it must make people ill! X | |||
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"Each to their own but this is so not us!! Also does drinking wee not make you ill? as in be sick? Im so shocked at reading this!! XxNo it doesn't (though drinking your own, over a long period of time will make you ill). Piss is sterile (I it does not have any germs in it) and while there are some mild toxins in it most of the minerals in urine are either excess from diet (ie if you atre taking vitamin tablets, anything that the body doesn't absorb will be put into the pee) or is not dangerous unless it's had time to decompose (urea turns to amonia, but it takes a day or two for that to happen)........ Of course, if you feel it's not for you, you don't need to try it..........I never have, but am looking forward to the first time..... ah right thank you! Always thought surely it must make people ill! X" Nah....Shit, on the other hand is foul, disgusting stuff full of both bacteria and toxins. The Romans called pee 'aqua vitae' or the water of life and it can actualy be good for you (I'm told it is also good for the skin)....... | |||
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"i me a guy saturday who just d*unk mine straight out of me....no mess at all
Let me know if you want to do it with someone else (me) xx
sounds amazing
i'll do it with anyone i meet, if they like drinking piss i have enough to go round
Why my dear lady, you know just how to excite the male of the species don't you? And I'd be delighted... "haha im open to anything, for me i get more out of mental stimulation then physical, the idea that im doing something that is really turning someone else on turns me on more Saying that theres not much i dont like physically either
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"Each to their own but this is so not us!! Also does drinking wee not make you ill? as in be sick? Im so shocked at reading this!! XxNo it doesn't (though drinking your own, over a long period of time will make you ill). Piss is sterile (I it does not have any germs in it) and while there are some mild toxins in it most of the minerals in urine are either excess from diet (ie if you atre taking vitamin tablets, anything that the body doesn't absorb will be put into the pee) or is not dangerous unless it's had time to decompose (urea turns to amonia, but it takes a day or two for that to happen)........ Of course, if you feel it's not for you, you don't need to try it..........I never have, but am looking forward to the first time....." It has been said, after many years of research that urine is actually good for you, you own, as it contains your own natural antibodies to help fight off infection, tho other peoples will not have this effect it will not harm you Its one of those things thats never been proven one way or another, its still a subject thats being argued over I personally dont drink it but if i meet a guy who likes that im happy to oblige | |||
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