FabSwingers.com forum: Wife for sale/swap

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My wife for sale or swap, no serious offer refused, 1982 model, in reasonable condition, needs to be hand started but otherwise works fine, round the clock but otherwise genuine and un modified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pair of roller skates to swap

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My wife for sale or swap, no serious offer refused, 1982 model, in reasonable condition, needs to be hand started but otherwise works fine, round the clock but otherwise genuine and un modified

Do you deliver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife for sale or swap, no serious offer refused, 1982 model, in reasonable condition, needs to be hand started but otherwise works fine, round the clock but otherwise genuine and un modified

Do you deliver?"
Only beef, lamb and chicken

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"My wife for sale or swap, no serious offer refused, 1982 model, in reasonable condition, needs to be hand started but otherwise works fine, round the clock but otherwise genuine and un modified

Do you deliver?Only beef, lamb and chicken

bazinga

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"My wife for sale or swap, no serious offer refused, 1982 model, in reasonable condition, needs to be hand started but otherwise works fine, round the clock but otherwise genuine and un modified

I'll give you tupence for her

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My wife for sale or swap, no serious offer refused, 1982 model, in reasonable condition, needs to be hand started but otherwise works fine, round the clock but otherwise genuine and un modified

Do you deliver?Only beef, lamb and chicken

Lol don't start again and take over this thread we will piss people right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife for sale or swap, no serious offer refused, 1982 model, in reasonable condition, needs to be hand started but otherwise works fine, round the clock but otherwise genuine and un modified

Do you deliver?Only beef, lamb and chicken

Lol don't start again and take over this thread we will piss people right off

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I was here 1st

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol, royal mail standard delivery, with in 2xt working days

must add she is partial to same model fun x and comes with lots of accessories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife for sale or swap, no serious offer refused, 1982 model, in reasonable condition, needs to be hand started but otherwise works fine, round the clock but otherwise genuine and un modified

5 unit digital drum kit for her? How about that? And I'll deliver it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make my standard bid of two bags of crisps and a pickled egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife for sale or swap, no serious offer refused, 1982 model, in reasonable condition, needs to be hand started but otherwise works fine, round the clock but otherwise genuine and un modified

you forgot the bit about not accepting IOUs or rusty washers as payment.... some of these beggars you have to count your fingers after you've shook hands with 'em y'know.... :O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, royal mail standard delivery, with in 2xt working days

must add she is partial to same model fun x and comes with lots of accessories

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Oo Oo I will have her please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When was her last MOT?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could do with a good servicing,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When was her last MOT?"

i Would hazzard a complete Guess at sometime in the last day or two

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

What's her big end like? How many previous owners? And do her nipples need greasing??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

loses a bit of fluids lol, but well lubricated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could do with a big end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a buy it now price in mind

Im able to collect within hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a buy it now price in mind

Im able to collect within hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now look what you have made me do. I've got over excited and come twice

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK

Is there a 3 for 2 offer - just like boots?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

does she malt if not can i swap her for a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she come with a full service history (all signed and stamped )

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By *andyguy59Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

If I tickle up the points, then slip one in the box, can I ride her away?

otherwise will swap for my old rubber plant....has its uses...honest...

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By *ayjay999Man
over a year ago

Like test drive first

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

how longs the warranty

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Can i try before i buy ?

Or at least have a loan for a couple of days to fully inspect the goods..

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

does she come with a foreplay drive conversion unit and tripple overhead bath taps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife for sale or swap, no serious offer refused, 1982 model, in reasonable condition, needs to be hand started but otherwise works fine, round the clock but otherwise genuine and un modified

Swap for my wife ? ... 1975 model, bodywork in very good condition but quite a few miles on the clock ... Have to square it with her partner tho cos we split in 2009

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The most important bit, you do have a returns policy don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually Id love a wife, someone to do the housework make the dinner do the washing and smile when shes feeling shit after a hard day.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Would need to give extensive road test but can save you on postage costs can collect at short notice

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

Do you buy for the night or by the hour? And how much experience does the back end have?

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

does the engine run quite or is it a noisy one going off all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take it for a spin first?

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

Rather than buy, I think I might prefer a weekend rental....

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