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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm bored and was thinking about the worse cock I'd half sucked. He took it out of his pants and told me get on your knees. Then he put it in my mouth.

It stank of piss, ( not my thing)

I almost vomited there and then. He tried to fuck my mouth but there was no way that was going back in.

I made my excuses and said you know what I just not feeling it.

So what's your worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same but when going down stairs on a woman. Don't think she'd washed that day for sure.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Very similar. He hadn't washed his knob and it tasted of stale pee. No excuse either, we were at his house and he had full use of a working bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very similar. He hadn't washed his knob and it tasted of stale pee. No excuse either, we were at his house and he had full use of a working bathroom. "

Thats one reason I would prefer to travel for a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess you should be more selective of the guys you meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible. "

Omg that's nasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I guess you should be more selective of the guys you meet. "

Yeah I should start asking have you washed your cock first. Then offer them my bathroom sink

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Went down on a lady and had a fish smell and bits of Toilet paper between her but cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess you should be more selective of the guys you meet.

Yeah I should start asking have you washed your cock first. Then offer them my bathroom sink "

You could always carry a bag of wipes and say hold on mate I’ll just freshen your cock yo for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has helped subdue my horn, thanks! Genuinely my boner has inverted like a shrew back into it's nest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for hot tub meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS...that is absolutely vile... Why on god's earth would a woman be so disgusting or maybe she didn't know .feel so sorry for you...

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

We'd be mortified if that was ever thought of us. Super clean prior to any activity. Regular cleaning upto minutes before the meet, if travelling nothing happens before a bathroom powder. WTF is wrong with people, one meet tried this with us and it was at their hotel so zero excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is actually disgusting!

But going to join in anyway lol was another stale cock story. As soon as I put the guys cock in my mouth I boked, was disgusting. I swiftly asked him to leave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first bi experience was with a guy who tasted horrible. I was in stocks so couldn't move away, so just dribbled to get rid of the taste. Actually told my wife that I didn't want her sucking me anymore as cock tasted horrible. She said I didn't (thank god) but hadn't done anything with him, so couldn't say I was different. It was a friend who told us after, that she had played with him, and he did taste bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is little excuse for not having a lil threesome with yourself, soap and water before a meet. Flaming heck. why do folks think you wont notice funky smelling/tasting genitals.

Im always paranoid about being presentable down there like missed hairs or something. I always check and double check. Just good manners really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to the title of this thread I thought it was about slight blowjob pain play, biting, running teeth over the end.

My mistake

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By *stonMTMan
over a year ago

cleveland

Hygiene a must scruffy twats dont deserve meets always freshly showered myself hate sweat smells in general

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By *avey57Man
over a year ago

cheshunt


"The same but when going down stairs on a woman. Don't think she'd washed that day for sure. "

I had that with a girl in Luton, the house was filthy and when I went down on her I nearly gagged as it smelt like she had pissed her knickers for several days without changing her knickers. Eye watering!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Due to the title of this thread I thought it was about slight blowjob pain play, biting, running teeth over the end.

My mistake

"

Thought the same, had the "question" poised: what do you say to the women who's just given you the worst blow job in the world? Thank you!

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By *avey57Man
over a year ago

cheshunt

Being conscious about odour on a hot day I have asked if I could use their bathroom to have a quick wash before getting down to business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Due to the title of this thread I thought it was about slight blowjob pain play, biting, running teeth over the end.

My mistake

Thought the same, had the "question" poised: what do you say to the women who's just given you the worst blow job in the world? Thank you! "

You've been hanging around nowhereman too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The same but when going down stairs on a woman. Don't think she'd washed that day for sure.

I had that with a girl in Luton, the house was filthy and when I went down on her I nearly gagged as it smelt like she had pissed her knickers for several days without changing her knickers. Eye watering!!!"

Did you fuck her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has helped subdue my horn, thanks! Genuinely my boner has inverted like a shrew back into it's nest. "

This thread is literally .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Due to the title of this thread I thought it was about slight blowjob pain play, biting, running teeth over the end.

My mistake

Thought the same, had the "question" poised: what do you say to the women who's just given you the worst blow job in the world? Thank you!

You've been hanging around nowhereman too long "

Is that someone or do you mean me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Due to the title of this thread I thought it was about slight blowjob pain play, biting, running teeth over the end.

My mistake

Thought the same, had the "question" poised: what do you say to the women who's just given you the worst blow job in the world? Thank you!

You've been hanging around nowhereman too long

Is that someone or do you mean me? "

Stop bringing me back to this thread please.

I beg you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!! we double triple check everything when it’s to do with a meet or a social or a club night, a good personal hygiene should come as standard and when meeting make a effort extra scrub in the tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully fresh as a daisy here. One of the perks of being circumcised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible. "

The hell, damn sorry bruv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly with a lot of these stories that's why I make sure and take care down there and always wipe my knob off properly after taking a pee. Call it OCD but yea, when I hear horror stories like this I'm thankful I make that extra effort to keep down there fresh and clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thankfully fresh as a daisy here. One of the perks of being circumcised. "

I’m not cut but I’m clean. Never been a issue.

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I guess you should be more selective of the guys you meet.

Yeah I should start asking have you washed your cock first. Then offer them my bathroom sink

You could always carry a bag of wipes and say hold on mate I’ll just freshen your cock yo for ya "

I do this. Never had anyone complain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is little excuse for not having a lil threesome with yourself, soap and water before a meet. Flaming heck. why do folks think you wont notice funky smelling/tasting genitals.

Im always paranoid about being presentable down there like missed hairs or something. I always check and double check. Just good manners really. "

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored and was thinking about the worse cock I'd half sucked. He took it out of his pants and told me get on your knees. Then he put it in my mouth.

It stank of piss, ( not my thing)

I almost vomited there and then. He tried to fuck my mouth but there was no way that was going back in.

I made my excuses and said you know what I just not feeling it.

So what's your worse "

Oh my days .. the way you tell it ... hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed "

Pissing myself ... sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed

Pissing myself ... sorry "

If you've pissed yourself, just be sure to wash afterwards!

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

Eew I feel sick now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed "

chunks or the scabs falling off the herpes, asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed

Pissing myself ... sorry

If you've pissed yourself, just be sure to wash afterwards! "

Standard procedure that

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible. "

You loved it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I dated a guy ages ago with a smelly dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible.

You loved it "

Haha

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By *attM73Man
over a year ago

Oldham


"Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible. "
yeah I’ve had that as well vile

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By *ustme69999Woman
over a year ago

greater Manchester


"This thread has helped subdue my horn, thanks! Genuinely my boner has inverted like a shrew back into it's nest. "

Me too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I guess you should be more selective of the guys you meet.

Yeah I should start asking have you washed your cock first. Then offer them my bathroom sink "

Or wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has genuinely made me feel sick what I have read lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"This thread has genuinely made me feel sick what I have read lol"

Dont read run

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Some of the comments and experiences on this thread have been vile. On the hand some have made laugh at loud. I have experienced some ladies with some bad odur between the thighs and some bad bj skills that lead to biting.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed "

Oh my days!

Did you tell him the reason you didn't go down on him?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Some are obviously single for a reason.

This thread is just

S

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some are obviously single for a reason.

This thread is just

S"

They aint single though they are out and about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeeewwwwww

This thread is like Googling things like 'Blue Waffle' that you can never unsee

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"This thread has helped subdue my horn, thanks! Genuinely my boner has inverted like a shrew back into it's nest. "

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I honestly can’t finish this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

I find smoking really off putting.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I honestly can’t finish this thread "

Bet ya can

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Cleanliness is next to godliness.

I find smoking really off putting. "

So quit

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Bits of fabric ending up in your mouth is just rank!!! I've never had that thank fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember many moons ago in my military days we were in the barracks fucking about and one of the lads pulled out his cock and proceeded to roll back his forskin only to reveal a thick hallumi like ring of bell end cheese around the base of his helmet.

Before anyone could say wtf?? He grabbed the end of the cheese rim which he then pulled causing it all to come out in one sticky lump and then flung it across the room hitting an unsuspecting scouse lad smack in his forehead.

It was funny as fuck but absolutely gipping at the same time

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"I honestly can’t finish this thread

Bet ya can"

Haha I just did but I really do feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cleanliness is next to godliness.

I find smoking really off putting.

So quit "

Quit what?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I honestly can’t finish this thread

Bet ya can

Haha I just did but I really do feel sick "

Some are disgusting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed

Oh my days!

Did you tell him the reason you didn't go down on him? "

You'd think I would have, especially after the bitch comment, but I felt like telling him might mortify him so I just didn't reply. I'm too nice sometimes haha

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By *omerset tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Had a bj in club once as the woman was being fucked as she came she clamped onto my cock it was black n blue for over a week lol

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

This thread is so grim! Honestly people.. who doesn't prep before a meet! I'd have to make a seriously quick exit!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed

Oh my days!

Did you tell him the reason you didn't go down on him?

You'd think I would have, especially after the bitch comment, but I felt like telling him might mortify him so I just didn't reply. I'm too nice sometimes haha"

You should have said wash your knob x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My above post isn't my only failure. I used to play football at a high level through my late teen years, but also played for my local sports club on a Sunday. I pulled a fitty on the Saturday night, she was filth and I was woken, half d*unk at 10.15 by my coach, in my room screaming that I needed to be on the pitch for a 10.30ko. I legged it down there and all game I stank, it was only in the shower after I realised she had been on her period and my face was covered in blood, as was my neck and chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My above post isn't my only failure. I used to play football at a high level through my late teen years, but also played for my local sports club on a Sunday. I pulled a fitty on the Saturday night, she was filth and I was woken, half d*unk at 10.15 by my coach, in my room screaming that I needed to be on the pitch for a 10.30ko. I legged it down there and all game I stank, it was only in the shower after I realised she had been on her period and my face was covered in blood, as was my neck and chest."

No ref would let you on the pitch with even the slightest hint of blood, even dried blood, due to the HIV risk to other players.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My above post isn't my only failure. I used to play football at a high level through my late teen years, but also played for my local sports club on a Sunday. I pulled a fitty on the Saturday night, she was filth and I was woken, half d*unk at 10.15 by my coach, in my room screaming that I needed to be on the pitch for a 10.30ko. I legged it down there and all game I stank, it was only in the shower after I realised she had been on her period and my face was covered in blood, as was my neck and chest.

No ref would let you on the pitch with even the slightest hint of blood, even dried blood, due to the HIV risk to other players. "

This was over 20 years ago when we all shared a sponge. And it was mixed blood and cum, my chest however looked like a death scene.

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By *avey57Man
over a year ago

cheshunt


"The same but when going down stairs on a woman. Don't think she'd washed that day for sure.

I had that with a girl in Luton, the house was filthy and when I went down on her I nearly gagged as it smelt like she had pissed her knickers for several days without changing her knickers. Eye watering!!!

Did you fuck her "
no I just played with her enormous boobs then made excuses and left

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By *avey57Man
over a year ago

cheshunt

I meet all the nice women. I met another who seemed fine at first but when we were having sex it began to smell. The smell on my hands and dick was so bad I had to wash myself in a pub toilet on the way home. Alas by then it was too late and she had given me a parasitic STD. Which caused both me and the next person I slept with a lot off aggravation and embarrassment. Played safe after that!!!!

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By *onkey_boy87Man
over a year ago

derby

I like to do the old school finger test. Give her a good fingering and before I fuck or go down on her I'll give it a quick smell. Any unpleasant smells and I'll make my excuses and leave. There is never an excuse for poor hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking brutal x

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

When most people say and feel the same - simply cant fathom what IS going on in the guilty party's head? Don't care? Unaware? Seems very odd to be washed clean elsewhere and miss your bits. Is this like the Asparagus wee problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell like trout get to fuck out smells like chicken keep lickin mate

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I once met a guy who's dick tasted bad even straight out of the shower . He'd been tested so it wasn't that. I guess he either didn't clean properly or possibly it was a diet issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a guy who's dick tasted bad even straight out of the shower . He'd been tested so it wasn't that. I guess he either didn't clean properly or possibly it was a diet issue."

Was he lucky enough to have had you join him in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting going down on a girl to very soon realise she had BV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm super confused! I thought we weren't allowed to discuss other people's personal intimate details, if it's in a deragotry way.

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By *xotic indianCouple
over a year ago

leicester

We are both obsessed with body hygiene before meet .Through shower smooth shaved Smell nice dress up for the occasion.

Why some people can't do simple things a shower .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed "

After checking your pictures I can confirm that I would be happy even if you was selfish in bed on a meet Damn

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over a year ago

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