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"I'd love to know how much I'm worth for a fuck hehe ....." I think I’d need a lottery win to get you for the night x | |||
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"If anyone is will to bring a cornflake tart with them and make some bacon cobs after that is our price to come and play food for fantastic fuckery... Good deal we'd say " I do a smashing Full English with proper coffee and all the trimmings. | |||
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"I'd love to know how much I'm worth for a fuck hehe ....." At least 2 camels | |||
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"I tried this before but nearly went bankrupt from all the refunds I had to give. " Brilliant!!! Lol you need a strict no refund policy in place. | |||
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"I found a website called "how many camels" where you put in your details and it gives your value in camels! " 51 camels! Together me and my camel army shall take over the world!!! | |||
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"I found a website called "how many camels" where you put in your details and it gives your value in camels! 51 camels! Together me and my camel army shall take over the world!!! " That's a good herd (if that's the correct collective pronoun) but I think you are exchanged for the camels! | |||
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"I found a website called "how many camels" where you put in your details and it gives your value in camels! 51 camels! Together me and my camel army shall take over the world!!! That's a good herd (if that's the correct collective pronoun) but I think you are exchanged for the camels! " It's called a caravan. But mine would be an army. At the last moment they would crash the wedding and rescue their rightful leader. We will conquer the world, starting with Switzerland. They are too peaceful of a country to kill camels and/or captive brides. | |||
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"I found a website called "how many camels" where you put in your details and it gives your value in camels! 51 camels! Together me and my camel army shall take over the world!!! That's a good herd (if that's the correct collective pronoun) but I think you are exchanged for the camels! It's called a caravan. But mine would be an army. At the last moment they would crash the wedding and rescue their rightful leader. We will conquer the world, starting with Switzerland. They are too peaceful of a country to kill camels and/or captive brides. " Glad it is all planned out and thanks for the pronoun! | |||
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"When I was a kid I used to value everything in Mars Bars; I thought it was only me that did this but apparently it's a real thing. So, with that in mind, 10 bars and I'm yours! By the way, the exchange rate for Snickers is 1.5 Snickers toa Mars Bar " Ha I used to do the same with drinks at uni. Whenever I considered buying something I'd say "that's x amount of double vodka and s" | |||
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"When I was a kid I used to value everything in Mars Bars; I thought it was only me that did this but apparently it's a real thing. So, with that in mind, 10 bars and I'm yours! By the way, the exchange rate for Snickers is 1.5 Snickers toa Mars Bar Ha I used to do the same with drinks at uni. Whenever I considered buying something I'd say "that's x amount of double vodka and s" " *Co kes (apparently that word gets filtered out) | |||
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"When I was a kid I used to value everything in Mars Bars; I thought it was only me that did this but apparently it's a real thing. So, with that in mind, 10 bars and I'm yours! By the way, the exchange rate for Snickers is 1.5 Snickers toa Mars Bar Ha I used to do the same with drinks at uni. Whenever I considered buying something I'd say "that's x amount of double vodka and s" *Co kes (apparently that word gets filtered out) " So how many V&C's would you cost me then ? | |||
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"I'd love to know how much I'm worth for a fuck hehe ....." Let's negotiate! | |||
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"I saw a profile status that said; "Will fuck for chips and pop, no Rola Cola" I'd say that's the bare minimum tariff. E" Deal! I'll even get you one each and throw in a battered sausage | |||
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"I find this topic quite interesting and I have done roleplay scenarios with this before. Out if the swinging world in reality there’s women that will do if for £60-£90 a hour. I find that crazy and I assume it’s like using vending machine. Put your money in then have your needs satisfied from the slot at the bottom then leave " Tbf that's how a lot of men treat women on here anyway, regardless of money. | |||
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"I find this topic quite interesting and I have done roleplay scenarios with this before. Out if the swinging world in reality there’s women that will do if for £60-£90 a hour. I find that crazy and I assume it’s like using vending machine. Put your money in then have your needs satisfied from the slot at the bottom then leave " Yes it's exactly like that. .... I assume | |||
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"We were offered £400 by some guy on here if we allowed him to rim Mrs. He only wanted 10-15 minutes." That's seems like a good deal! That's a very tasty looking bum. You should have negotiated and made him rim you after | |||
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"KFC Bargain Bucket 10 piece I’m not cheap " | |||
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"I'd love to know how much I'm worth for a fuck hehe ....." Definitely priceless | |||
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"I'd never offer money for sex. Not sure if that's a respect thing or just a tight Yorkshireman. " Probably the latter! | |||
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"I saw a profile status that said; "Will fuck for chips and pop, no Rola Cola" I'd say that's the bare minimum tariff. E Deal! I'll even get you one each and throw in a battered sausage" M already has a battered sausage, but I like more than one. E | |||
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"A cup of biscuit tea and crumpets and I’m yours." Hold on a minute which brand of tea and what biscuits?? This could be costly | |||
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"I gave a guy a BJ and when I was done he asked how much " Not nice at all What did you say to that? | |||
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"I gave a guy a BJ and when I was done he asked how much Not nice at all What did you say to that?" If he asked first he wouldn't of got one | |||
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"I found a website called "how many camels" where you put in your details and it gives your value in camels! 51 camels! Together me and my camel army shall take over the world!!! " I’ve only got a 100 camel note, will you take the change in goats? | |||
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"I’ve had guys try and buy my straight cock to be sucked... I suppose you’d pay for something if you specifically wanted it" Looks a bit bent in your avatar.... | |||
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"When i was a single on here i got offered £1000 by an arab to spend the night with him but no holes barred. I turned it down as money cannot buy your dignity. Now john gets no holes barred for free. I keep telling him i will charge him the £1000 " He was taking the piss with that offer, should have been at least double! | |||
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"Try before you buy or buy one get one free " Love a bargain lol | |||
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"Not a lot in money terms but we’re all priceless every one of us " Apparently, theoretically, up to $45 million, who works these things out! | |||
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"Ooh at least £200. Plus accommodation. Cos like L'Oréal. I'm worth it!!" Darn oty. Only got £20 and a half completed loyalty card from Waterstones | |||
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