FabSwingers.com forum: Funny names for private parts

By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

What names have you heard being given to various intimate parts?

The most common are of course crown jewels, meat and 2 veg or todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The most common are of course crown jewels, meat and 2 veg or todger

I thought the most common would be willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Thomas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vertical taco, pastrami, lasagna sheet, dick mitten, furburger.

One-eyed dragon, bishop's hat, baby's arm holding an apple.

Fun bags, snack trays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I called my ex wife's boobs Ant n Dec because they were a couple of titts

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Vertical taco, pastrami, lasagna sheet, dick mitten, furburger.

One-eyed dragon, bishop's hat, baby's arm holding an apple.

Fun bags, snack trays."

Lmao

You are spoilt for choice. Some there I've never heard of. Hilarious!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Foof

Twigg & giggle berries

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Foof

Twigg & giggle berries

Very cute

They sounds like words you might use with your children. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love tunnel....or pleasure box lol

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Claude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doodle

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By *isser36Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

Gubbins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bernie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poppy

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Sideways beefburger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't currently may start having one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bits and Bobs

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Nu Nu

Trouser snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady sandwich

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Oh my goodness. Never thought people used so many variations. Lol.

This thread was worth creating, You're all so creative, lol

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Quim

Belly prodded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished watching Harlots..

Plenty of new phrases made us giggle..

'Muff Pistol' was our favourite..

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Dr Robs Patent Womb Broom or Backbone extension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple headed warrior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wierd Al Jankovic did a song 'pet names for genitalia'sung to the music of 'We didn't start the fire' by Billy Joel. Well worth a listen to and giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A regular meet on here on previous profile asked me to name her amazing boobs

The Mitchel brothers Phil & grant

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By *icknHMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

I’ve dubbed my wife’s fanny her ‘fandango’. Sounds, umm, exotic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myrtle. Not me but a friend calls her bits that.

Its made me chuckle for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No name as such leave it up to the woman to call it as she pleases but best one I was once given was

'Heat seeking pink moisture torpedo'!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Sometimes I call it the "throat clogger" haha

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Lady garden always makes me smile.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Myrtle. Not me but a friend calls her bits that.

Its made me chuckle for years "

Talking of which, someone once called my balls the Chuckle Brothers. Apparently they look like the bouncing of shoulders when someone chuckles when she was wanking me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis fly trap

And

Meat wallet

Are couple of the funniest ones I’ve heard

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Penis fly trap

And

Meat wallet

Are couple of the funniest ones I’ve heard "

HAHA

genius!

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By *entleman JimmyMan
over a year ago

Hove

Pork sword....

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By *winger coupleCouple
over a year ago

Reading Berkshire

Little Dav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef bayonet

Spam javelin

Corned beef rocket

All on a man meat theme...

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I heard this whilst having a drink with the work boys BC.

He called his tackle ‘Pat Sharp and The Twins’. His lucky wife was ‘The FunHouse’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex when first married referred to my cock as Sidney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thingys

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ace winger's mate

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Ripped out fireplace

Cum dumpster

Flange

Fuck bucket

Hairy Mary

Pink torpedo

Pork sword

Purple headed warrior

Womb ferret

I can’t say any of this would seduce anyone but they’re ones we’ve heard.

Lou x

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Goodness me! I can't believe they're still coming! Lol

Talking of coming, someone on another thread called their spunk "baby batter".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodness me! I can't believe they're still coming! Lol

Talking of coming, someone on another thread called their spunk "baby batter"."

Or cock porridge, dick snot or man fat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge I find that word quite unusual lol

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By *entleman JimmyMan
over a year ago

Hove

Ankle spanker (if the individual is blessed - or has v short legs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punani/pum pum

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Goodness me! I can't believe they're still coming! Lol

Talking of coming, someone on another thread called their spunk "baby batter".

Or cock porridge, dick snot or man fat..."

Ugh! Dick snot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat cepter

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