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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire

em has said i am allowed to dominate a woman.

i asked her and she said its fine.

she will tell me what to do, mind, but i will be in charge.

pm me if any ladies are interested in being dommed by a proper master (so i have been told)

if you dont mind, that is.

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah...Mr Grey, I've been expecting you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am i being thick here ?

if someone is telling you what to do, is she not the mistress as opposed to you being the master ?

you are just following mistresses instructions ?

it's not a dig btw, it is a genuine question, because if i'm confused, there is a likelyhood others may be too

i could, of course, just have read the scenario wrong

good luck with it btw

i hope you find some willing ladies

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By *orth West CoupleCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"em has said i am allowed to dominate a woman.

i asked her and she said its fine.

she will tell me what to do, mind, but i will be in charge.

pm me if any ladies are interested in being dommed by a proper master (so i have been told)

if you dont mind, that is.

thank you"

Very Confusing a master being told what to do by his sub, but that would make the master a sub and the sub the master/mistress

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"am i being thick here ?

if someone is telling you what to do, is she not the mistress as opposed to you being the master ?

you are just following mistresses instructions ?

it's not a dig btw, it is a genuine question, because if i'm confused, there is a likelyhood others may be too

i could, of course, just have read the scenario wrong

good luck with it btw

i hope you find some willing ladies "

I think your getting the wrong end of the humour here.

Actually, I think he's auditioning for a the role of Dr Who's enemy, The Master...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, it begins.

I suggest you look up the term 'Master' because you look a right fool.

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

if he stops it, does he become a past master!

and if he's really good at it does he become a grand master!

We MUST be told!

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire

sorry.

not interested in a sub.

i have a fear of confined spaces.

and the sea

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I read the OP as a bit of a micky take......just thought it's a very nice Master, maybe a very British master...."I say old girl, my wife has said I can fist your arse with no lubrication - would you mind at all????"

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"Ah...Mr Grey, I've been expecting you "

sorry, havent seen reservoir dogs.

is it any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dohhhhh, walked right into that one. For shame, girl!

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

And if he grows dreadlocks will he be a Rasta Master!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sub-contracting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah...Mr Grey, I've been expecting you

sorry, havent seen reservoir dogs.

is it any good?"

Rubbish

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By *orth West CoupleCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"if he stops it, does he become a past master!

and if he's really good at it does he become a grand master!

We MUST be told!"
I am a master of subtlety, but not many people realise that.

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire

ok, let me try a new direction to this.

have you got problems with builders?

do you need a discount on a car, or house?

do you need me to find you a new property?

give me a shout.

i, am Dom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And if he grows dreadlocks will he be a Rasta Master!"

I'll give him some letters and he can play Post Masters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"em has said i am allowed to dominate a woman.

i asked her and she said its fine.

she will tell me what to do, mind, but i will be in charge.

pm me if any ladies are interested in being dommed by a proper master (so i have been told)

if you dont mind, that is.

thank you"

A Master would never say, "if you don't mind" - who gives a flying fuck if they do mind or not, they're not there to mind what happens to them, that's your job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can dom me.... I'll tell you exactly what to do and how to do it....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"em has said i am allowed to dominate a woman.

i asked her and she said its fine.

she will tell me what to do, mind, but i will be in charge.

pm me if any ladies are interested in being dommed by a proper master (so i have been told)

if you dont mind, that is.

thank you

A Master would never say, "if you don't mind" - who gives a flying fuck if they do mind or not, they're not there to mind what happens to them, that's your job. "

Aw, Wishy, you haven't read the OP as a subtle mickytake ....

OP....told you, you had to shout "IT'S A PISSTAKE" at the top and follow your post with "DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY (I MEAN SERIOUSLY)

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"em has said i am allowed to dominate a woman.

i asked her and she said its fine.

she will tell me what to do, mind, but i will be in charge.

pm me if any ladies are interested in being dommed by a proper master (so i have been told)

if you dont mind, that is.

thank you

A Master would never say, "if you don't mind" - who gives a flying fuck if they do mind or not, they're not there to mind what happens to them, that's your job.

Aw, Wishy, you haven't read the OP as a subtle mickytake ....

OP....told you, you had to shout "IT'S A PISSTAKE" at the top and follow your post with "DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY (I MEAN SERIOUSLY) "

i feel shame..... lol

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By *ovedupstill OP   Couple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"You can dom me.... I'll tell you exactly what to do and how to do it.... "

its a deal.

now tell me what you want me to tell you to do......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sub-contracting "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, let me try a new direction to this.

have you got problems with builders?

do you need a discount on a car, or house?

do you need me to find you a new property?

give me a shout.

i, am Dom!"

Dick and Dom?

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By *each csMan
over a year ago

SALFORD


"em has said i am allowed to dominate a woman.

i asked her and she said its fine.

she will tell me what to do, mind, but i will be in charge.

pm me if any ladies are interested in being dommed by a proper master (so i have been told)

if you dont mind, that is.

thank you

A Master would never say, "if you don't mind" - who gives a flying fuck if they do mind or not, they're not there to mind what happens to them, that's your job. "

I so disagree with most of what you say but thats the great thing about forums you get lots of views

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah...Mr Grey, I've been expecting you "

Hehe just was I was thinking!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello? Yeah, Im in the forums. No, its rubish..

My little take, Can I be Dom Jolly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or, perhaps, his regular teacher has taken a day off due to illness, he needs a Sub.......

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