FabSwingers.com forum: Your horrible meets ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was your most horrible meets in swinging ?

Love to share some hilarious ones we had too .x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Not so much a meet but sure a lot who frequent the clubs will have maybe had this.

Sat at the bar chatting and a guy appears and joins the conversation, even though uninvited.

Get up to go for a wander and everywhere we turn he is there too.

Take the hint, if we were interested you would get an invite.

Don't stalk, its not a nice trait.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

One other meet.

Guy turns up in his Porsche, no doubt trying to impress.

We get down to the fun stuff and just like his car its 0-60 in under 4 seconds followed by the awkward apology "well that never normally happens"

Hmmmm, really

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

At a club once, I turned my head coz I felt someone near me and was "eye to eye" with a cock. Not just any cock tho, one that smelt of piss and grandparents.

Had one dude cut the blood supply off 3 times to the point I blacked out on a first (and only!) meet. Thought I was gonna die.

Had another try to bungle me into the back of his transit on a social.

Guy I was in a relationship with for almost 2 years wasn't separated at all, and in fact nothing more than a cheat sadly. I loved him and the times we shared but the heartbreak and damage done totally wasn't worth the good times. He's the one I wish I'd never laid eyes on the most.

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By *xyBs2022Couple
over a year ago

Lancs

Waiting for a meet and checking the pics sent to see if it’s them/him...... oh no not the 20yr old pic trick again.... deary me, honestly, why bother, we’ll definitely notice when we meet you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One other meet.

Guy turns up in his Porsche, no doubt trying to impress.

We get down to the fun stuff and just like his car its 0-60 in under 4 seconds followed by the awkward apology "well that never normally happens"

Hmmmm, really

Lol liked the analogy

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Waiting for a meet and checking the pics sent to see if it’s them/him...... oh no not the 20yr old pic trick again.... deary me, honestly, why bother, we’ll definitely notice when we meet you xx"

We know a guy who sat in the pub waiting for his meet to turn up.

Young lady arrives and its not her in the profile pics.

He asks her and her answer floors him.

Well the pics are of my younger half sister, she's far better looking than me.

Strangely, he made a sharp exit.

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By *estSussexCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Crawley

Can certainly relate to the unwanted and unsolicited guys trying to jump into a chat at spa / club...and then following us like a zombie ! If we were anywhere else having a coffee you wouldn’t walk over with your cock “accidentally” on show and join in....

Just before first lockdown we had a hotel booked in London for the weekend and arranged a meet with a couple in the bar of the hotel. When they turned up he was rat arsed, rude and not at all subtle...she was so embaressed and apologised over & over !

In the end she just wanted to leave , we walked her to the tube station and when we got back he was gone

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By *xyBs2022Couple
over a year ago

Lancs

"Waiting for a meet and checking the pics sent to see if it’s them/him...... oh no not the 20yr old pic trick again.... deary me, honestly, why bother, we’ll definitely notice when we meet you xx

We know a guy who sat in the pub waiting for his meet to turn up.

Young lady arrives and its not her in the profile pics.

He asks her and her answer floors him.

Well the pics are of my younger half sister, she's far better looking than me.

Strangely, he made a sharp exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At a club once, I turned my head coz I felt someone near me and was "eye to eye" with a cock. Not just any cock tho, one that smelt of piss and grandparents.

Had one dude cut the blood supply off 3 times to the point I blacked out on a first (and only!) meet. Thought I was gonna die.

Had another try to bungle me into the back of his transit on a social.

Piss and grandparents!!!

I need to steal that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad personal hygiene. I couldn't go there with her, she smelt so badly of stale pee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A cpl we know off Fab , some two years ago.

They were chatting to a cpl quiet afar ( 3 hours drive ) . They two ladies got very friendly in chats and so the other lady invited this cpl to their New year's Eve house party and also offered a stay overnight at their place.

Anyway, the party went well, attended by another three cpls. When everyone left , the male half from the host cpl starter abusing our friends and asked them to get out of the house at 2am in the morning on 31st December chilly night.

Poor guys , didn't had enough petrol and also were d*unk so can't drive .

They spent the night in their car till day break and found a petrol station in the morning and returned home.

That put them off Fab completely and after few days they left Fab permanently.

Lesson for us that we always book hotel even though it's a house meet far away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to meet an older lady. Pics looked good, very chatty. Turned up and, holy cow !!!

Church organs played ... What a horror !!!! It took all my effort to cum in her...then I ran

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

In a club, a woman invited me to tie her up and flog her. So chatted to her and her husband and started gentle flogging. After a bit I noticed she had gone limp... She had fainted. We quickly untied her, and we and club staff brought her around. She told me she often got low blood pressure when being flogged!! Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a cpls house a few years ago we were a naughty 4 some guys all dressed in their CD finery toys strapons the lot in action when the parents of this woman turn up in the drive suddenly in their car.. husband screamed its your parents Jesus Christ and dragged me out to the garage while the girls hid everything in less than a min and tried to appear normal while her elderly parents took out food and a cake and shuffled inside.. my wife was passed off as a friend and not as the temptress who was straponing this womans husband not 15 mins before.. anyway...we spent our time in ladies undies hiding in a not too warm garage hoping against hope her dad wouldnt go out the back. they stayed an hour and left finally.. we still laugh about it now but it was worst meet ever scenario at time omfg.. nightmare..

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By *xyBs2022Couple
over a year ago

Lancs

"I went to meet an older lady. Pics looked good, very chatty. Turned up and, holy cow !!!

Church organs played ... What a horror !!!! It took all my effort to cum in her...then I ran

Church organs played ... What a horror !!!! It took all my effort to cum in her...then I ran..... omg that’s hilarious

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By *hemainintainMan
over a year ago

govan

Once arranged to meet a girl. Hot pictures, come to my house for some daytime fun kinda meet.

Anyway house is in a flat in one of the schemes worst area. I venture in and knock door.

The "girl" is about 60 and about 17 stone bigger than the pic which I'm guessing was either old or possibly her daughter.

I figures I was there now so politely performed then got myself out of there...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"At a club once, I turned my head coz I felt someone near me and was "eye to eye" with a cock. Not just any cock tho, one that smelt of piss and grandparents.

Had one dude cut the blood supply off 3 times to the point I blacked out on a first (and only!) meet. Thought I was gonna die.

Had another try to bungle me into the back of his transit on a social.

Piss and grandparents!!!

I need to steal that!!!

go for it.

I hope you're never nose to nose with it. Sweet jesus it was eye watering

I couldn't speak coz that would have meant opening my mouth and either inhaling piss crystals or risking getting it shoved in my mouth

They were only young too, no older than 30.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" At a cpls house a few years ago we were a naughty 4 some guys all dressed in their CD finery toys strapons the lot in action when the parents of this woman turn up in the drive suddenly in their car.. husband screamed its your parents Jesus Christ and dragged me out to the garage while the girls hid everything in less than a min and tried to appear normal while her elderly parents took out food and a cake and shuffled inside.. my wife was passed off as a friend and not as the temptress who was straponing this womans husband not 15 mins before.. anyway...we spent our time in ladies undies hiding in a not too warm garage hoping against hope her dad wouldnt go out the back. they stayed an hour and left finally.. we still laugh about it now but it was worst meet ever scenario at time omfg.. nightmare.. "

This is our fav one.

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By *onglegs888Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Some of you guys who still went there need to have a word with yourselves...

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By *hemainintainMan
over a year ago

govan

"Some of you guys who still went there need to have a word with yourselves... "

I know. But once you've arrived and you're ready to perform.....

Seems a shame to waste it...

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By *eterinpantiesukMan
over a year ago

southam

A guy had me strip to panties and bra in front of a window he came in my mouth. I asked if I could wank but he had me get dressed and leave. My cock was so hard as I went down in the lift my balls were aching

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"At a club once, I turned my head coz I felt someone near me and was "eye to eye" with a cock. Not just any cock tho, one that smelt of piss and grandparents.

Had one dude cut the blood supply off 3 times to the point I blacked out on a first (and only!) meet. Thought I was gonna die.

Had another try to bungle me into the back of his transit on a social.

Sorry to.hear that you had su h a bad time

Not all.of us men.are like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we can laugh now lol. that evening it was heart stop attack x4 literally..this womans husband was shaking with shock..oh the memory alone lol... NEVER AGAIN..

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Not horrible, but found out that spunk in your eyes fooking stings!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Not our meet thankfully. In a club, in the next playroom a Woman was making over enthusiastic noises that are best described as terrible fake porn noises and worst an angry Mule. Apparently she’s known for it, we were nearly crying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh we can laugh now lol. that evening it was heart stop attack x4 literally..this womans husband was shaking with shock..oh the memory alone lol... NEVER AGAIN.."

Imagine they found out their son in law in panties getting flogged lol

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By *ittykat94Woman
over a year ago

Gatwick

"Not horrible, but found out that spunk in your eyes fooking stings!

Yes!! I drove to see a guy, got cum in my eyes and had to then drive back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets not even go there lol. Imagine both her parents dying on the spot too. a high body count instead of a fun eve ing. suffice to say we met at ours the next time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of you guys who still went there need to have a word with yourselves... "
y thoughts exactly, and that awful any holes a goal springs to mind

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

On a previous incarnation on this site, met with a local woman, she certainly wasn’t a looker but ok I thought in for a penny..... met at a local shops carpark, the drive my van to a secluded car park.....back seats of

My van when to work on her with the fingers and she started to squirm and moan and fuck what a mess she made of her panties, her cum running down her legs... she claimed to be an oral queen, probably the worst attempt at a BJ ever, about two seconds of sucking and then tried to wank me off, when I didn’t cum instantly she decided that she was cold and wanted to go home.... hey ho

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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

"On a previous incarnation on this site, met with a local woman, she certainly wasn’t a looker but ok I thought in for a penny..... met at a local shops carpark, the drive my van to a secluded car park.....back seats of

Would love to hear her version of this

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Would love to hear her version of this "

If she was still on here she could tell you, but that was the worst meet I have ever had in my life

Go on what’s your story

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands

"Not horrible, but found out that spunk in your eyes fooking stings!

Yes!! I drove to see a guy, got cum in my eyes and had to then drive back!! "

Too right it stings I unfortunately had it in my eyes by my OH 24 hours after an eye operation..of all the times to do it

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By *exy penWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Drive to rochdale met him and we walked to the local, he was clean and dressed nicely but on the walk I kept getting a smell, in the pub I seen he had a mouth full of really bad teeth. We had a drink then I said I couldn't play with him he was fine about it but wen I got home he wanted to know why

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Not our meet thankfully. In a club, in the next playroom a Woman was making over enthusiastic noises that are best described as terrible fake porn noises and worst an angry Mule. Apparently she’s known for it, we were nearly crying

I knew a similar prick-teaser who went to clubs as a couple about 15 years ago. Wonder if it's the same one????

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By *oundmywaybackWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was in the Jacuzzi at Chams watching a couple fucking, I was really turned on and was touching my boobs - next thing I know I felt something in between my legs. I thought it was odd as no one was next to me. Then I saw a smile from a man opposite. It was his toe. He then asked if I wanted a ‘cheeky finger to go with the toe?!’

I politely responded with no thank you

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Pre-internet, I used phone chatlines and would occasionally jump in the car and hurtle off somewhere for a late-night or early-hours meet...

....on one such occasion, I arrived at a woman's flat somewhere in London at around 1.00am, and was shown into the lounge - which, despite her having had an hour-and-a-half to at least tidy up, had stuff strewn everywhere, including dirty dinner plates on the coffee table...

....after clearing a spot to sit on the sofa, as soon as she sat alongside I caught a distinct whiff of BO - and the thin summer dress she was wearing was not only clearly also in need of a wash, but was threadbare to the point of having holes in it...

....whilst she was clearly 'up for it', I wasn't, and was rapidly thinking of how to make an excuse and leave without offending her - but was 'saved by the bell' when her phone rang, and she got up to answer it...

....from what I could tell, it appeared to be another guy from the chatline - when she disappeared into the kitchen to continue the conversation, I quietly slipped off down the stairs and out of the front door...

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By *inkyisfunukMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

This was nearly 20 years ago...

Arranged a meet with a nice sounding woman, met in a pub. After less than 5 mins she suddenly changed the subject to Jesus and how what I wanted was sinful and I as going to hell unless I repented and went with her to some cult like sounding church.

Needless to say, I got the fuck out of there as fast as I possibly could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I arranged to meet someone from another site in Leeds last Summer. We'd agreed on a social at her local purely as I don't know Leeds and there was a decent hotel nearby. Things were going great, she was good fun and had a great sense of humour. I went to the bar and when I came back she'd taken her jacket off, which revealed that she had two racist tattoos on her left arm and another on her right. I couldn't get out of there quick enough, on my way out I noticed the pub had Britain First and BNP posters on a notice board by the entrance. I half expected a kicking as I made my way to the hotel

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By *ovestruck69Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Had one meet with a chap who said he was 8" and I saw pics and thought mmmmm I want that, so an hr later he turned up a little chubby like me but thought ok he got a gd cock, when he got it out it was about an inch, so I thought a grower not a shower, but how wrong was I it didn't get past 4" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At a club once, I turned my head coz I felt someone near me and was "eye to eye" with a cock. Not just any cock tho, one that smelt of piss and grandparents.

Had one dude cut the blood supply off 3 times to the point I blacked out on a first (and only!) meet. Thought I was gonna die.

Had another try to bungle me into the back of his transit on a social.

Bloody hell P, are there awards for swinging?...Order of the Smelly Cock or something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This was nearly 20 years ago...

Needless to say, I got the fuck out of there as fast as I possibly could."

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up on a meet and we’d decided to go to a comedy club- break the ice

Well my meet decided he was going to heckle the comedian.

I died of shame.

He didn’t get lucky that night!

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By *eachy123Woman
over a year ago

Rochdale/Manchester/Blackpool and were ever the mood takes me

I had one guy turn up I didn't even drop my bra to the floor and he'd Cum then said it's ok I'l be ok in ten min to go again

I made my excuses no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one guy turn up I didn't even drop my bra to the floor and he'd Cum then said it's ok I'l be ok in ten min to go again

I made my excuses no thanks

Oh dear

Bless you both

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By *eachy123Woman
over a year ago

Rochdale/Manchester/Blackpool and were ever the mood takes me

"I had one guy turn up I didn't even drop my bra to the floor and he'd Cum then said it's ok I'l be ok in ten min to go again

I made my excuses no thanks

Oh dear

Bless you both "

I thought I was good but not that good ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot really aren't selling this swinging shit to me at all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't, it was lovely.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I had one guy turn up I didn't even drop my bra to the floor and he'd Cum then said it's ok I'l be ok in ten min to go again

I made my excuses no thanks

Did he drive a Porsche?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had one guy turn up I didn't even drop my bra to the floor and he'd Cum then said it's ok I'l be ok in ten min to go again

I made my excuses no thanks

Did he drive a Porsche?"

Could be faster than a Porsche lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot really aren't selling this swinging shit to me at all.....

There are always bad meets in this world of swinging, but for me, most have been some absolutely amazing ones.

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Not so much a meet but sure a lot who frequent the clubs will have maybe had this.

Sat at the bar chatting and a guy appears and joins the conversation, even though uninvited.

Get up to go for a wander and everywhere we turn he is there too.

Take the hint, if we were interested you would get an invite.

Don't stalk, its not a nice trait.

Sure in the first instance a guy wont always be invited to approach ?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

We had a break the ice meet with another couple and decided to meet them i a hotel bar close to home. All was going well until i went to the bar to get the second round of drinks in. The guy from the couple sat right across the other side of the pub shouted over to me "SO HOW LONG YOU BEEN SWINGING THEN" You could have heard a pin drop as we headed for the door as quick as the 2 of us could walk. Never meet so local that folks might know you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's good practice to discuss bad or poor meets.

Any description maybe picked up by that person who maybe on the site by another name.

You wouldn't like it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I don't think it's good practice to discuss bad or poor meets.

Any description maybe picked up by that person who maybe on the site by another name.

You wouldn't like it"

Well us women are just pieces of meat anyway so what does it matter? Nobody listens to what we say they just look at the pics and that's it.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Had some funny ones, thankfully no horrible ones

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

We’re chilling in a club, getting a little horny only single guys in not really our thing, but these two are polite easy speaking to.

So hey ho you two go get some condoms you can take turns on her, back they cum fully armed first one gets covered and in I’m at front spit roast time two pumps blows his wad, next one a big shuffled around “I’ll sort this slut out “ puts condom on i shouts at get in her and fuck, reply “I’ve already gone” the tip never touched her cunt Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think it's good practice to discuss bad or poor meets.

Any description maybe picked up by that person who maybe on the site by another name.

You wouldn't like it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think it's good practice to discuss bad or poor meets.

Any description maybe picked up by that person who maybe on the site by another name.

You wouldn't like it

Well us women are just pieces of meat anyway so what does it matter? Nobody listens to what we say they just look at the pics and that's it."

Harsh that..

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

My worst is nothing compared to some of these, but it completely changed the way I approach Fab. It was still in my first month here so I wasn’t as bolshy as I am now. It’s also the reason I pay no attention to veris because he had loads of really complimentary ones.

I turned up and he wanted to talk and watch telly for ages. When he eventually made a move, I was nearly suffocated by the bad breath and BO. Kissing him was rank, and he was such a bad kisser that he bruised my lips with his teeth. The second he kissed me it killed the mood completely and I just wanted to get out but he was twice my size so I was scared to say I’d changed my mind. Fortunately he didn’t try to get me to go down on him! But somehow he managed to never touch me below the neck at all. I just lay there and waited for it to be over which luckily wasn’t long, but then he insisted on cuddling and more telly and talking. I was dying inside by this point. Eventually I got away and cried all the way home, I could still taste him after brushing my teeth three times.

Worst part of this one was I got on with the guy beforehand and fancied him, but the meet was awful and in the end I had to block him because he wanted a repeat and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only bad meet I had was with a guy who looked nothing like his pics,unlike some on this thread i just wouldn't kiss a guy I didn't fancy never mind anything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’re chilling in a club, getting a little horny only single guys in not really our thing, but these two are polite easy speaking to.

Lol. Well written

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Went to guy's house, he let me in and I changed and called him up to the bedroom.

His hands all over my lingerie, but his cock... very floppy and covered in cum, so I try to make the best of it and attempt to suck him back to full strength.

No go. He says it's probably for the best as he's not into anal...

Ok... so what did you think this meet was going to be about?

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The only bad meet I had was with a guy who looked nothing like his pics,unlike some on this thread i just wouldn't kiss a guy I didn't fancy never mind anything else"

If you mean me, try reading the part where I said I was scared to say I’d changed my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had some odd ones

Guy came we got Down to it we had a brake on to round 2 I am on top off him his phone gose he picks it up and proceeded to have a full on conversation with his wife and I bounced on his cock

Told her he would be home soon after he finished working late

Was kind off affronted by it and felt sorry for his wife but not sorry anuff to straight up kick him out did finsh him off and never meet him again xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only bad meet I had was with a guy who looked nothing like his pics,unlike some on this thread i just wouldn't kiss a guy I didn't fancy never mind anything else

If you mean me, try reading the part where I said I was scared to say I’d changed my mind."

Actually I was referring to some guys posts that I read ,I didn't even see your comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of you guys who still went there need to have a word with yourselves...

I know. But once you've arrived and you're ready to perform.....

Seems a shame to waste it... "
yep yep yep yehaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy for an informal chat late at night all going well he asked me to go back to his which was a 40 min drive from where we'd met which was an hour from home for me.. But what the hell I agreed so we get to his and he proceeds to kiss me from head to toe including the back of my knees yet avoiding the obvious erogenous zones and I'm thinking ok.. He likes to tease, any attempt at touching him was rebutted. Eventually I'm hot and horny and panting on the bed starfish and I decide to take matters into my own hands when he stopped. Looked at me and said.. You think your gonna use me like a piece of meat? I was surprised and said well what did you think was gonna happen here? He then asked me if I cared what he would think of me in the morning!!! I said I didn't give two fucks.. So i decided to get dressed whereupon he locked the door and he said I was going nowhere. Had to sleep holding his hand. He finally let me leave at 8 in the morning. So I spent the whole night beside him frustrated, turned on and got nothing.! Weirdo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Met a guy for an informal chat late at night all going well he asked me to go back to his which was a 40 min drive from where we'd met which was an hour from home for me.. But what the hell I agreed so we get to his and he proceeds to kiss me from head to toe including the back of my knees yet avoiding the obvious erogenous zones and I'm thinking ok.. He likes to tease, any attempt at touching him was rebutted. Eventually I'm hot and horny and panting on the bed starfish and I decide to take matters into my own hands when he stopped. Looked at me and said.. You think your gonna use me like a piece of meat? I was surprised and said well what did you think was gonna happen here? He then asked me if I cared what he would think of me in the morning!!! I said I didn't give two fucks.. So i decided to get dressed whereupon he locked the door and he said I was going nowhere. Had to sleep holding his hand. He finally let me leave at 8 in the morning. So I spent the whole night beside him frustrated, turned on and got nothing.! Weirdo

Was he religious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Religious? No idea. Never spoke to him again lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Religious? No idea. Never spoke to him again lol"

Lol strange one hey

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Only funny ones I'm either doing something right or something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of you guys who still went there need to have a word with yourselves... "

I was thinking exactly the same...

Stand in a corner and have a serious word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged a late night meet with a really good looking woman, she told me I had to be discreet blah blah. Neighbours etc. Got there she was dressed in the full basque stockings etc. Started to get down to it and she says shhhhh the kids are in bed. Instant softy. Excuses and left. Terrible.

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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago

Bickliegh

Had a couple run away from us after a few drinks on a night out pmsl we thought it was going well that night too .They are still on here and still takes a look at our profile every know and then lol

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Just cannot believe how horrific some of these stories are but possibly even worse the men who then decided “what the hell I’m here now!”

A standing prick has no brain!

Only enough blood in the body to operate the cock or the brain!

Just could not have sex with someone I didn’t fancy (for whatever reason, looks, age, hygiene eyc). No way it could happen!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had a couple 3some meets go bad, one nearly turned into a fight, the wife got jealous and really turned nasty ended up rushing outside half dress to wait for a taxi. Had a couple other bad experiences with 3somes so avoid them like the plague now, not worth the agro x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg this sounds beyond uncomfortable!!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Someone invited me over for a cuppa tea & a biscuit.

They had the cheek to use a tea bag & not loose leaf. The biscuits were rich tea & not dunkable at all.

I made a hasty retreat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also one of my worst one was a french guy who I invited over, literally took 2 mins to cum on my chin, then left saying he was going for a cig (I knew he did the deed and wanted out)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone invited me over for a cuppa tea & a biscuit.

They had the cheek to use a tea bag & not loose leaf. The biscuits were rich tea & not dunkable at all.

I made a hasty retreat. "

You must maintain your standards

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Someone invited me over for a cuppa tea & a biscuit.

They had the cheek to use a tea bag & not loose leaf. The biscuits were rich tea & not dunkable at all.

I made a hasty retreat.

You must maintain your standards

I'm always true to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple and had fun. A few days later mrs messaged me asking if I would like to meet. I said sure what time does hubby finish work etc. She said come round at 7. So I turn up to a very sexy, dressed up mrs. I ask where hubby is. Oh he’s still at work

. A hour later hubby walks in. Storms in the kitchen and a Barney starts. He comes back out and then says Mrs wants you upstairs. I ask him if it’s best he leave, he said no she’s waiting. Up I go. Have a play while he’s knocking one off at the end of the bed. After half hour she’s sucking me off, she takes my load on her mouth but a drop falls on the duvet. Hubby shouts...ffs he’s cum on the bedsheets. I quickly got dressed. Said my goodbyes and left them to argue. Never heard from them again.

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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago

Bickliegh

"Have had a couple 3some meets go bad, one nearly turned into a fight, the wife got jealous and really turned nasty ended up rushing outside half dress to wait for a taxi. Had a couple other bad experiences with 3somes so avoid them like the plague now, not worth the agro x"
pity take a look at us x

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

Once drove to a couple's house. Met by the husband. Wife upstairs getting ready, he was watching Eastenders, which had only just started. Clearly and quickly realized there was to be no conversation whilst Eastenders was on.

She came down half an hour later, sat next to me and as soon as she opened her mouth, I recoiled!!! Jeremy Kyle came to mind!!! The few teeth she had left looked like had rotted a few years prior to my arrival.

Made my excuses and left to a barrage of insults, some of which I had to Google!!!

Moral of the story, never arrange a meet with someone who is a Photoshop expert!!!

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By *oojCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

J and a lady friend of ours decided to go off together in a club to find a couple of guys, they found handsome fit pair so retired to a room, J drew the short straw the guy wanted to know why she was swinging are there not better things in life and then started on the religion bit, he was given a rather short reply and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not horrible, but found out that spunk in your eyes fooking stings!

Omg doesn't it lol hubby did it while I was bent over him,

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I had a few bad meets in my early days due to being too soft hearted. Toughened up now and all has been good in recent years.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Well only had the one but I was gladly told she didn't want to take matters further after a social because she didn't look anything like any of her profile pictures

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Arranged a late night meet with a really good looking woman, she told me I had to be discreet blah blah. Neighbours etc. Got there she was dressed in the full basque stockings etc. Started to get down to it and she says shhhhh the kids are in bed. Instant softy. Excuses and left. Terrible. "

Single mums can't all live like nuns!

As per my earlier post, pre-Internet I used phone chatlines through which I had a number of late-night and early-hours meets - some of which were with single mums (and my first ever couple) who had kids in bed asleep...

....keeping the noise down whilst playing or even creeping past the kid's rooms to get to the mum's never bothered me - with a notable exception, on one of the rare occasions when I stayed a whole night, on what was a second visit to one young mum...

....I woke up in the morning horrified to find the youngest daughter (about 3 or 4) sound asleep inbetween her naked mother and me - and if that wasn't bad enough, the elder daughter (about 7 or 8) then came in to wake her mum...

....what was most shocking when I thought about it afterwards, was that neither mum nor daughters were at all fazed - she wasn't at all bothered at them seeing me, and they made no reaction to a strange man being in their mum's bed...

....despite being invited, I didn't go back a third time...

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