FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassed hospital visits

By *stopp OP Man
over a year ago

Durham

During a hospital visit last week that I was given 3 days notice of, I was requested to drop my pants my embarrassment was I’d shaved my nether regions a day before the notice to attend so I drop my pants in front of a doctor and a lovely nurse not only shaved bare but then a semi starts.. arhh

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"During a hospital visit last week that I was given 3 days notice of, I was requested to drop my pants my embarrassment was I’d shaved my nether regions a day before the notice to attend so I drop my pants in front of a doctor and a lovely nurse not only shaved bare but then a semi starts.. arhh"

Did she drop to her knees and start sucking you.?

Bloody NHS... Isn't what it used to be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she drop to her knees and start sucking you.?

Bloody NHS... Isn't what it used to be! "

I doubt she did. That’s the nurses job surely and he probably loves a smooth cock.

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

We see all sorts of sizes & shapes in a different states of shaved or not so shaved!

The dress state of your appendage is of no concern to us - neither is a semi!

As long as its clean we're happy medical people!

Dont worry so much next time!

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By *stopp OP Man
over a year ago

Durham

Did she drop to her knees and start sucking you.?

That might well have eased my embarrassment..

Bloody NHS... Isn't what it used to be! "

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

All over tan as been known to be a talking point but not the smooth look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have

Twisted my ankle at work, problem was I was wearing tights under my work clothing.

The nurse was very nice about it and helped me off with them.

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By *stopp OP Man
over a year ago

Durham

"I have

Twisted my ankle at work, problem was I was wearing tights under my work clothing.

The nurse was very nice about it and helped me off with them.

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I was told as a young lad on a building site that tights kept you warm if worn under work clothes, never tried it so not sure if its a whind up or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A district nurse friend had to regularly insert catheters. She told me it was a lot easier with a stiffie, so if you ever find yourself on the receiving end and want to help...

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

During a prostrate examine I git a hard when the doctor pushed his finger in and moved it about , I’m sure that doctors have seen this reaction before

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By *iobhan123Woman
over a year ago

Deal

We literally don't care, seen it all, don't be embarrassed

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

In conversations with medics over the years, I think it is fair to say there is probably nothing they haven’t seen before, and take everything completely in their stride.

I love talking to A&E nurses .. they really usually have seen everything .... and the associated excuses!!!

I am always shaved all over and have had examinations over the years and no one has ever said anything or been Maytag of other than professional xx.

R xx

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I had a heart attack in July & had a stent put in, it takes quite a while & eventually I had to ask them to hurry up they fetched me a bottle & I had to get off the table & have a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am smooth and have a great tattoo down there. Couple of years ago I had an op and woke up with a catheter in so all would have been on show. Not sure if I had a semi or a stiff when it was put in as I was out although I'm sure my todger would have been standing proud no matter how much anaesthetic I had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have

Twisted my ankle at work, problem was I was wearing tights under my work clothing.

The nurse was very nice about it and helped me off with them.

I was told as a young lad on a building site that tights kept you warm if worn under work clothes, never tried it so not sure if its a whind up or not"

Wearing tights under work clothes if working outdoors is recommended as they help keep legs warm. You'd be surprised how many blokes do this. I used to when I was working in security and had outside jobs to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During a prostrate examine I git a hard when the doctor pushed his finger in and moved it about , I’m sure that doctors have seen this reaction before "

I had a prostate exam too. Done by a lovely looking female doctor. I was semi before got the instruction to drop my pants. Was hard by time she had finished! She just smiled and said "Dont worry, I've seen it all before. Just make sure it doesnt get caught in your zip"

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

"During a prostrate examine I git a hard when the doctor pushed his finger in and moved it about , I’m sure that doctors have seen this reaction before

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By *urham 3 riversMan
over a year ago

Co. Durham

"I have

Twisted my ankle at work, problem was I was wearing tights under my work clothing.

The nurse was very nice about it and helped me off with them.

I was told as a young lad on a building site that tights kept you warm if worn under work clothes, never tried it so not sure if its a whind up or not"

Jockeys used to wear them for warmth

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I think my most embarrassing hospital visit was for colonoscopy to check out an anal fissure. I was quite happy going in to the examination room, until I was greeted by 4 women, and I’m stood there naked apart from surgical gown. Every guy’s dream right? All was going well until the camera had to ‘turn the corner’ inside me, and it’s pumping you full of air at the same time......my bravado left me at this point and I was literally lost for words as I took deep breaths....

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It does make you wonder if some nurses 'relieve' their patients behind the curtains on a nightshift.

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By *ames_mk1000Man
over a year ago

Nesr you.

It’s true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were at VA several years ago..during some very vigorous play my cock got a bit bashed !! Next morning it was very bruised and swollen so after a quick Google we thought it best to get it checked over.

Very embarrassing trying to explain (not the full story obviously) the details to a staff in local A&E ...especially as Mrs works there in quite a high profile position!!!!

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

"I have

Twisted my ankle at work, problem was I was wearing tights under my work clothing.

The nurse was very nice about it and helped me off with them.

I was told as a young lad on a building site that tights kept you warm if worn under work clothes, never tried it so not sure if its a whind up or not

Ok, I’m a TV, but that aside, I often wear black opaque tights under trousers if I’m outside for a protracted period during the winter. They really do keep your legs warm, and I think is reasonably acceptable.

R xx

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By *stopp OP Man
over a year ago

Durham

"I have

Twisted my ankle at work, problem was I was wearing tights under my work clothing.

The nurse was very nice about it and helped me off with them.

I was told as a young lad on a building site that tights kept you warm if worn under work clothes, never tried it so not sure if its a whind up or not

R xx"
Might give that a try purely for experimental purposes of course..

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By *orroHoodMan
over a year ago

London

I remember when I was 19 years old I went to my first ever sexual health clinic, and the doctor was really bubbly and happy.

Then came the checkup, obviously being young my manhood didn't take much to get hard, I was embarrassed but as she was touching it she gave me a complement and said it's a nice one and how it's a refreshing to see considering all the "awful ones that come here"!

I didn't know how to react tbh!

Then, she asked if I'm okay for her to examine my backside! I declined since that was hella embarrassing but I could sense she was disappointed by my refusals

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I remember when I was 19 years old I went to my first ever sexual health clinic, and the doctor was really bubbly and happy.

I didn't know how to react tbh!

Then, she asked if I'm okay for her to examine my backside! I declined since that was hella embarrassing but I could sense she was disappointed by my refusals

That is amazing..

Wank fodder for later..

It must be only natural for those matron like figures to lower the male tesi on the wards.. much easier to manage the ward if they calm down the men I would imagine..

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

"During a prostrate examine I git a hard when the doctor pushed his finger in and moved it about , I’m sure that doctors have seen this reaction before "

I’ve had dozens of prostate examinations over the last 3 years and the examiner’s finger has never need inside me for more than 10 seconds, and believe me getting a thrill out of it is not what I’m thinking about during it

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

I just hope I don't end up in hospital ...currently cock-caged

Bry

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I had to have an ultrasound on my balls when I was in my early 20's the nurse was a very fit looking Asian lady petite and pretty.

I was at full mast after a few seconds.

She was very professional tho it did bursh against her arm a couple of times.

I nearly shot my load,if I hadn't been in so much pain with my balls I probably would have bashed one out in the loo after.

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

"I had to have an ultrasound on my balls when I was in my early 20's the nurse was a very fit looking Asian lady petite and pretty."

Reminded me - in my mid-30s I had a lump on a bollock. Had to have a scan and got everything out only to find the nurse was the parent of one of my son's friends and we saw each other every day at the school drop off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though I was going to have one my self the other week there I just keep what happened to my self but note to self no more playing with pumps first and last time I try that

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"It does make you wonder if some nurses 'relieve' their patients behind the curtains on a nightshift."

They certainly did in my fantasy last night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a infection in one of my testicles that resulted in it swelling up to the size of a grapefruit and being painful to the touch. I had to have a couple of nights in hospital with it sat on a little cushion out in the open (private room). Only been in an hour and the ward sister asks it’s it’s ok for a couple of student doctors to join the Doctor on his rounds, I agreed and when they came round I had about students all closely looking at my nether regions.

At one point there was a possibility that I may have to have an op; the Ward Sister says “Well we won’t need to prep the area, as Mr O has sorted that out already”

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"It does make you wonder if some nurses 'relieve' their patients behind the curtains on a nightshift."

Wonder no more . . . . We don't

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I had to have an ultrasound on my balls when I was in my early 20's the nurse was a very fit looking Asian lady petite and pretty.

I've come awfully close to having a former student in the obstetrics clinic I went to - they'd have been there had I gone on Thursday rather than Friday

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days..

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By *9MuppetMan
over a year ago

South beach hotel

A friend of mine told me she had an anal toy inserted and was being taken doggy style very viorously from behind. The toy did a disappearing act and no amount of trying to remove it worked. The bloke she was being screwed by (not me) did a runner leaving her husband to take her to A+E to have it removed.

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days.."

I think you've got the wrong forum. You need to head over to stories & fantasies

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I went to the knee clinic and he was happy I'd worn zip off trousers.

He commented on my smooth legs and a promised him that next time I'd wear a short skirt and stockings.

Sadly I've changed hospitals...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days..

I think you've got the wrong forum. You need to head over to stories & fantasies

Not every ward but the young ones..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had bowel polyps removed by 3 lovely female medical staff. After 24 hours of no food, a 12 hour nightshift, the pre-med and oxygen knocked me out cold, apparently I woke in a blur and said 'You've bummed me, so how about a bacon butty and a BJ' when I woke in recovery. I was mortified when I had woke a bit more and they brought me a cup of tea and a biscuit

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Are there any hot nurses on here that want to share a story ?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I know they could be struck off but I remember being wanked off in my hospital bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had bowel polyps removed by 3 lovely female medical staff. After 24 hours of no food, a 12 hour nightshift, the pre-med and oxygen knocked me out cold, apparently I woke in a blur and said 'You've bummed me, so how about a bacon butty and a BJ' when I woke in recovery. I was mortified when I had woke a bit more and they brought me a cup of tea and a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think my most embarrassing hospital visit was for colonoscopy to check out an anal fissure. I was quite happy going in to the examination room, until I was greeted by 4 women, and I’m stood there naked apart from surgical gown. Every guy’s dream right? All was going well until the camera had to ‘turn the corner’ inside me, and it’s pumping you full of air at the same time......my bravado left me at this point and I was literally lost for words as I took deep breaths....

Know the feeling, nurse trying to talk to me asking questions, just breathe was my response.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I know they could be struck off but I remember being wanked off in my hospital bed "

Still the wrong place. Fantasies/stories is lower down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And. I often shave my bits for hygiene reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know they could be struck off but I remember being wanked off in my hospital bed "

Did you know he’s name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have

Twisted my ankle at work, problem was I was wearing tights under my work clothing.

The nurse was very nice about it and helped me off with them.

I was told as a young lad on a building site that tights kept you warm if worn under work clothes, never tried it so not sure if its a whind up or not

I know loads of site builders wear them or stretchy leggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days.."

It's comments like this that make some men think it's ok to make sexual comments to nurses when they are just trying to do their job. Vile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know they could be struck off but I remember being wanked off in my hospital bed "

Not that often I’d be so compelled to write the word bullshit as a reply to a post, but...

Bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And. I often shave my bits for hygiene reasons. "

Shaving is NOT more hygienic.

You may like being bald, think it looks good, think others will like it.....all perfectly valid reasons.....but don't kid yourself that it's more hygienic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And. I often shave my bits for hygiene reasons.

Shaving is NOT more hygienic.

You may like being bald, think it looks good, think others will like it.....all perfectly valid reasons.....but don't kid yourself that it's more hygienic."

I piss. Sometimes after a piss I leak. It’s perfectly normal. No hair makes it more hygienic in my opinion. No need to turn it into a your wrong thing

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days..

It's comments like this that make some men think it's ok to make sexual comments to nurses when they are just trying to do their job. Vile. "

Totally agree ?? ??

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I had my prostrate examined many years ago. I screamed the place down .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And. I often shave my bits for hygiene reasons.

Shaving is NOT more hygienic.

You may like being bald, think it looks good, think others will like it.....all perfectly valid reasons.....but don't kid yourself that it's more hygienic.

I piss. Sometimes after a piss I leak. It’s perfectly normal. No hair makes it more hygienic in my opinion. No need to turn it into a your wrong thing

Unfortunately your opinion is contradicted by research and evidence. (Not making shaving into a "wrong thing", just correcting a commonly held misapprehension)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tickler2000Man
over a year ago

St Agnes

I had an appointment at my doctor's for a minor injury and after sorting the issue she said that as I hardly ever visit them, now would be a perfect time for a once over check-up which included a prostate check.

Had I'd known I would have removed my piercings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me chuckle. I would recommend Adam Kays book, 'This is going to hurt' for some funny and bizarre real stories

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

"I had an appointment at my doctor's for a minor injury and after sorting the issue she said that as I hardly ever visit them, now would be a perfect time for a once over check-up which included a prostate check.

Had I'd known I would have removed my piercings."

do you have your arse pierced?

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By *ustcyberMan
over a year ago

North Herts

"This thread has made me chuckle. I would recommend Adam Kays book, 'This is going to hurt' for some funny and bizarre real stories "

That book is amazing, upsetting, uplifting, disgusting, funny, sad and happy all at the same time. It shines a light on so much that doctors and nurses have to go through. A must read.

(Note although brilliant, the audio book nearly had me loosing my lunch whilst driving at one point!)

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

My first wife was a nurse, and a few months before we were married I was admitted to her hospital for a week for observation - being regarded as 'family', I was on my own in a side room, rather than on the ward itself...

....late one evening after she'd finished her shift down in the A&E Department, she came up to see me - being outside of normal visiting hours and not expecting to be disturbed, she was giving me a handjob 'to help me sleep'...

....she had just leant over to take me in her mouth to 'avoid making a mess' when the door opened and a young student nurse walked in, unaware that I had a 'visitor'...

....my fiancée pulled back in surprise, but being at the point of no return I spurted my load and made the 'mess' she'd been about to swallow - whilst the student nurse turned bright red, blurted out an apology, and hurried back out!

On leaving shortly afterwards, my fiancée went to find her - so when she brought me the hot chocolate drink that she'd been coming to ask if I wanted, she was able to laugh about having walked in on a staff nurse giving a patient a blowjob!

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By *tickler2000Man
over a year ago

St Agnes

Had I'd known I would have removed my piercings.

do you have your arse pierced?"

No. But that check does tend to involve dropping yer kecks

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days..

I think you've got the wrong forum. You need to head over to stories & fantasies

Not every ward but the young ones.."

There are no young wards, the majority of patients are older people.

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

Had I'd known I would have removed my piercings.

do you have your arse pierced?

No. But that check does tend to involve dropping yer kecks "

Like I’ve previously stated, had dozens and not once could anyone present been in a position to see my cock, all very discreet, unless I’m going to the wrong consultations

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By *tickler2000Man
over a year ago

St Agnes

Had I'd known I would have removed my piercings.

do you have your arse pierced?

No. But that check does tend to involve dropping yer kecks

Like I’ve previously stated, had dozens and not once could anyone present been in a position to see my cock, all very discreet, unless I’m going to the wrong consultations"

The operative word was "Included"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This forum post has made me laugh

Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew a guy who had electric toothbrush stuck up his bum.

I asked him what made him do it and he just said ask oral b

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Many years ago i decided to have the snip

i was asked to go to the local hospital around lunch time only to find the bed i had been allocated still had the mornings patient in it. Turns out it was my brother in law. When he finally shifted i was wheeled down to the operating room only to find the theatre sister was my aunty. Talk about everyone knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first introduction to my new lady GP was a digital prostate examination. It didn't do anything for me, but I couldn't bring myself to say 'it was nice to meet you' as I left.

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

A lot of years ago I had to give sperm sample was so embarrassing giving her back the jar knowing she knew i had just tossed myself off looking at mucky mags to produce some cock snot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to take my pants down in front of a doctor and 6 student doctors my cock had shrivelled so much I have never seen it so small I expected someone to say you have a problem with your penis sir

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"A lot of years ago I had to give sperm sample was so embarrassing giving her back the jar knowing she knew i had just tossed myself off looking at mucky mags to produce some cock snot"
I still giggle to this day at the hospital note after getting the snip,when asking for a sample stated 'no saliva '..it's so good I've kept the note all these years.

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

"I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days..

I think you've got the wrong forum. You need to head over to stories & fantasies

Not every ward but the young ones.."

Think you've been watching too much porn.

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days..

It's comments like this that make some men think it's ok to make sexual comments to nurses when they are just trying to do their job. Vile. "

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Did she drop to her knees and start sucking you.?

Bloody NHS... Isn't what it used to be! "

You gotta have BUPA now for that...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"My first introduction to my new lady GP was a digital prostate examination. It didn't do anything for me, but I couldn't bring myself to say 'it was nice to meet you' as I left."

Is a digital examination a type of computer scan...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I went for a fertility test once and all they had between us was a curtain. A few mucky magazines with stains on them and a plastic container.

I just kept thinking about the nurse. She was lovely...

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've had prostate exams, I've had ultrasound scans of my balls, and I've been exhibited naked to medical students. The only person even less bothered by this than the staff is me. No embarrassment, no erections, nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an ultrasound scan on my spuds.

The lonely lady covered my old chap up with a cloth first and I couldn't really understand why.

Well after she squirted all the stuff on and was gently rubbing the machine thing all over my balls.....then I understood why!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days..

It's comments like this that make some men think it's ok to make sexual comments to nurses when they are just trying to do their job. Vile. "

Maybe it's time to ban re runs of Carry on Doctor, Carry on Nurse, Carry on Matron.. How dare they sexualize nurses just going about their daily business... On the other hand.. let's just be outraged at everything..

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days..

It's comments like this that make some men think it's ok to make sexual comments to nurses when they are just trying to do their job. Vile.

You do know the Carry on films were fiction ?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I hear that many men are milked on a nightshift so that they are easier to manage on days..

It's comments like this that make some men think it's ok to make sexual comments to nurses when they are just trying to do their job. Vile.

You do know the Carry on films were fiction ?"

Dont be vile? Of course they were not fiction.. Hattie Jacques was a real renowned Matron and possibly more of a fly on the wall or spoof than fiction.. I think it's were many actors were discovered. Barbara Windsor went on to have a very successful TV and film career...

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By *arkieboy517Couple
over a year ago

Marlborough

It works , or use leggings

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By *assage_MusicCouple
over a year ago

South East

When I was in my teens, I went to see a sexual health doctor. A nurse with a routine look came out of the room to call for the next patient. It was me. When she saw me, her face lit! She smiled!

I entered the room and here was a very beautiful young female Doctor.

I explained my concerns and she asked me to drop my pants down. Two, young females and me, even younger than them. My dick started to fill up but I held out heroically and suppressed the arousal with the power of my mind.

The doctor took a long time to look around. Touching it, slowly, turning it over, slightly rubbing to feel for the tiny bumps I told her, were my concern. She was clear at the onset that it was all normal and I simply didn't know my dick that well, but carried on with her examination regardless, while looking up at me with flirty twinkle in her eyes.

The nurse was on the other side of the desk, overlooking very intently!

When I was all set to go, the doctor told me "You can come again any time you wish" with a pleasant smile.

They both seem to have enjoyed my visit but I was young and inexperienced and even though I was flattered, I was eager to leave.

On my way home , I was thinking "Dumb fool, how do I get back in there?"

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

So you were a teenager and the nurse and doctor were younger than you?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"So you were a teenager and the nurse and doctor were younger than you? "

They all look younger these days.. look at the Police

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

"So you were a teenager and the nurse and doctor were younger than you?

They all look younger these days.. look at the Police "

Not when you’re a teenager yourself

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"I have

Twisted my ankle at work, problem was I was wearing tights under my work clothing.

The nurse was very nice about it and helped me off with them.

I was told as a young lad on a building site that tights kept you warm if worn under work clothes, never tried it so not sure if its a whind up or not"

When I joined the Army all those years ago we were advised to wear tights when it was cold. Carried a pair in my survival kit for years after.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He says "two young females and me, even younger than them"

so they were older than him

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"So you were a teenager and the nurse and doctor were younger than you?

They all look younger these days.. look at the Police

Not when you’re a teenager yourself"

I think you can become a cop at 18 or a cadet at 16.

Probably the same in medicine

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A doctor would have to be at least 25

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"A doctor would have to be at least 25"

But could look 18

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

Well ive had a prostrate exam. In and out in seconds no time for an erection. Ive been shaved for a hernia op, last thing on my mind was an erection. At 55 i had a bowel scope ( camera up your bum, went about 45cms up ) all i can remember is how uncomfortable it felt as they put air in your bowels to open them up for better viewing, no erection. Teading the stories on here i think i have a problem

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

"So you were a teenager and the nurse and doctor were younger than you?

They all look younger these days.. look at the Police

Not when you’re a teenager yourself

I think you can become a cop at 18 or a cadet at 16.

Probably the same in medicine"

I doubt very much you can become a doctor when you’re a teenager

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

[Removed by poster at 01/12/20 14:47:50]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So you were a teenager and the nurse and doctor were younger than you?

They all look younger these days.. look at the Police

Not when you’re a teenager yourself

I think you can become a cop at 18 or a cadet at 16.

Probably the same in medicine

I doubt very much you can become a doctor when you’re a teenager"

If you start uni med school at 18, it's minimum 5yrs to complete, so you'd be 23yrs old when you start your first junior doctor position. Then it takes about 10yrs minimum to reach consultant level (33yrs). Most medical students take 6yr medical degrees or add an intercalated year, so it's more like age 24yrs when you graduate.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I can’t comment on here, but mine will beat anyone else’s.

Just put it this way, had to have surgery to remove something, it was very serious and if they couldn’t do this successfully it was a colostomy bag for life

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"So you were a teenager and the nurse and doctor were younger than you?

They all look younger these days.. look at the Police

Not when you’re a teenager yourself

I think you can become a cop at 18 or a cadet at 16.

Probably the same in medicine

I doubt very much you can become a doctor when you’re a teenager

And some doctors are still poor..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tore my banjo string whilst having sex with an ex. Blood everywhere. Left her to clean up my folks living room (looked like someone had their throat cut) whilst I drove myself to hospital. In the cubicle a doctor walked in and he stuck a needle straight into the wound. He said we'll stitch it in a minute. Suddenly I went from solid as a totem pole to a button mushroom. At wich point a pretty fit nurse walked in to sew me up

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By *assage_MusicCouple
over a year ago

South East

"So you were a teenager and the nurse and doctor were younger than you? "

Where did you get that from?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

To be fair there are good doctors and some idiot doctors

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So you were a teenager and the nurse and doctor were younger than you?

They all look younger these days.. look at the Police

Not when you’re a teenager yourself

I think you can become a cop at 18 or a cadet at 16.

Probably the same in medicine

I doubt very much you can become a doctor when you’re a teenager

And some doctors are still poor.. "

Yes, the starting salaries are surprisingly low

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"To be fair there are good doctors and some idiot doctors"

As in any walk of life. Like posters on Fab etc.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"To be fair there are good doctors and some idiot doctors

As in any walk of life. Like posters on Fab etc."

And responders on fab

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"To be fair there are good doctors and some idiot doctors

As in any walk of life. Like posters on Fab etc.

And responders on fab

Yup. Absolutely

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"To be fair there are good doctors and some idiot doctors

As in any walk of life. Like posters on Fab etc.

And responders on fab

Yup. Absolutely

I doff my hat responder

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

[Removed by poster at 01/12/20 22:59:24]

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

On balance I have met lots of doctors.. my split is this..

40 great, 20 ok and 40 morons.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"On balance I have met lots of doctors.. my split is this..

40 great, 20 ok and 40 morons.

Did you keep a tally chart?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"On balance I have met lots of doctors.. my split is this..

40 great, 20 ok and 40 morons.

Did you keep a tally chart?"

Yes mentally ingrained.. I can even name them..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"On balance I have met lots of doctors.. my split is this..

40 great, 20 ok and 40 morons.

Did you keep a tally chart?

Yes mentally ingrained.. I can even name them.. "

I'm sure that would be an appropriate specialist topic on Mastermind. You should sign up

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"On balance I have met lots of doctors.. my split is this..

40 great, 20 ok and 40 morons.

Did you keep a tally chart?

Yes mentally ingrained.. I can even name them..

I'm sure that would be an appropriate specialist topic on Mastermind. You should sign up

Not enough questions to name them ..

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By *incscarcoupleCouple
over a year ago

GRIMSBY

Went to see the midwife the other week, didn't realise I was to be examined ...

Examination begins at which point I released an uncontrollable cum filled queef

Midwife goes 'oh wow, ok'

I die inside

No more dick before appointments

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't understand how this cum stayed inside you until the midwife's fingers released it. Why didn't it trickle out with gravity on your way to the appointment ?

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By *incscarcoupleCouple
over a year ago

GRIMSBY

Your guess is as good as mine, I thought I had got rid of it but obviously not

A does cum buckets though!

I do have some medical issues with the area also to do with the shape of things internally x

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