Terrible chat up lines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets be honest, no one wants a 7 foot, athlete with a degree in Science and more money than Bill Gates, they went a newbie, like me, with terrible chat up lines!

SO, for fun, what are some of the best/worst chat up lines you have ever had.

Mine are

"Is that a mirror in your panties, because I can see myself in them"

And the classic

"Can I have your number? I lost mine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s 10p. Phone your mum and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight.

Showing my age now

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