FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesy Chat Up Lines

By *witchRich OP Man
over a year ago

Southport

Mine was

'I bet you I've got your name tattooed on my bum!'

and as you can see from my profile pic I do. Actually made a few hundred when I was a bar tender with that bet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF works well on here

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By *witchRich OP Man
over a year ago

Southport

"FAF works well on here

You'll have to enlighten me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF works well on here

You'll have to enlighten me lol

It means Fancy A Fuck.

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

"FAF works well on here

You'll have to enlighten me lol

It means Fancy A Fuck."

Will have to wait till after lockdown fanwy.... hope you can wait.... lol...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF works well on here

You'll have to enlighten me lol

It means Fancy A Fuck.

Will have to wait till after lockdown fanwy.... hope you can wait.... lol...xx"

I wasn't asking you

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

"FAF works well on here

You'll have to enlighten me lol

It means Fancy A Fuck.

Will have to wait till after lockdown fanwy.... hope you can wait.... lol...xx

I wasn't asking you

Worth a try.... god loves a trier... lol...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF works well on here

You'll have to enlighten me lol

It means Fancy A Fuck.

Will have to wait till after lockdown fanwy.... hope you can wait.... lol...xx

I wasn't asking you

Worth a try.... god loves a trier... lol...x"

Seems like it

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By *witchRich OP Man
over a year ago

Southport

"FAF works well on here

You'll have to enlighten me lol

It means Fancy A Fuck."

yes I do

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By *oiraTvTV/TS
over a year ago

Derry

Do you cum here often;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon”

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

Have you sat in sugar cos you arse looks so sweet.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to lead with "you up for two minutes of mediocre sex,followed by thirty minutes of crying and a semi midlife crysis?"

I mean it's never worked but hey it makes me laugh xD

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Pre-internet, I used to use a couple of phone chatlines, and my intro that other users would hear was "I've a fast car outside waiting to take me to a fast woman"...

....it worked on quite a number of occasions - late-night chats led to me making late-night/early-hours visits to ladies anywhere from five to 250 miles from where I lived at the time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a hurricane? Because you’re blowing me away.

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

Are you with Bomb disposal?

Why? Because I'd sure like your assistance in blowing my load

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