FabSwingers.com forum: Internal narrative while browsing Fab

By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Is it just me, (and as I think it is a slightly strange thing to do, so I wouldn't be surprised to find it was just me), who has a humorous narrative running through my mind while browsing Fab.

Messages pop up in my inbox and as I read them and look at the pictures I have comments flooding into my head such like "let's see which pornsite you borrowed that picture from", or "nice to see you haven't forgotten to send me the same weekly, copied message, with the list of things that you would do to me me (and everybody else receiving that message)" or "when it looks so sore as that it might be time to consult a GP"

I never send these replies it's just what runs through my head.

I wondered if anybody has the same.

It is humorous to me and sometimes makes me laugh out loud, rather than me being nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard to have a narrative when nothing is happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I reply to people in my head lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I reply to people in my head lol x"

^^^^^^^ This ^^^^^^^^

I sometimes actually think I've replied but then realised I did so in my head ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do both! I reply what I should say and think what I

Want to say

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Yes, except it’s not so much internal – I live alone, so I tend to address Fab out loud.

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

Haha yes op, this is something that we have.

It's mainly me (Mr) who messages, Mrs likes to post the pictures and look hot!

Therefore I have a sarcastic sense of humour and where I don't comment on people's pictures in the humerus way do go give sarcastic comments that make me laugh back.

When messages are directed to the female only and not the couple, or a crude message regarding a part of Mrs body is made a funny comment is retorted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I reply to people in my head lol x

^^^^^^^ This ^^^^^^^^

I sometimes actually think I've replied but then realised I did so in my head ...

Phew me too x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I do, not just for Fab either but all the time. Its always voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a narrator sat on my shoulder not just for fab but everything in life. Im terrible for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do, not just for Fab either but all the time. Its always voiced by Morgan Freeman. "

Yes!!!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Messages pop up in my inbox and as I read them and look at the pictures I have comments flooding into my head such like "let's see which pornsite you borrowed that picture from"

I never send these replies it's just what runs through my head.

I wondered if anybody has the same.

Yup, same here OP.

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

I tend to have a much simpler narrative going on, a post or message is either “silly” or “interesting” (this one is interesting).

Silly I don’t normally do much with because I’m terrified of authority and don’t want to get banned, (Chris)

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By *aznlouCouple
over a year ago

co durham

I use the private notes part for that. Some people message all the time, same copy & paste message or random mail ping.

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

When you get a message and you know sort of what it's going to say before you even open it.

It's similar to when you read posts or messages and you think to yourself just come out and say what you really mean, when people are being too fake just to try to get laid, I'm sure we've all done it at some point in our lives but here the magic green button can catch some many out

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By *ushWookyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Our narrative is “read our profile plz “ and then we hit the delete button

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By *randmrsc30Couple
over a year ago

East Riding

I usually open the message to see a picture of a dick flopped on their own stomach. I think YAK and delete haha it’s most messages too! I hate that picture angle it’s not bonny to look at! X

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

My internal narrative is hilarious when it comes to cock pictures and various types of men's underwear and how they might be worn, or pulled about to display a cock.

Also anything to do with a very cluttered or untidy looking room seems to provoke my internal voices!

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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

Yes all the time. My favourite is reading profiles which say that they are here for the forums only, or to speak with existing friends. They then go in to those forums and complain they are fed up with receiving dick pics and other assorted messages from men (most of which they delete), and generally make fun of / belittle men - whilst all the time not bothering to use the facility to block single male messages which would save them all that tiresome bother.

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