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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a fucking great tip

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Er, yeah. Ok.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about the hokey y?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, music distracts me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"How about the hokey y? "
hokey kokey?

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"

Even psychedelic trance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah, music distracts me."

Fair enough, but even without the music, guys can put their pelvic into it and not just thrust, back and fort, they should try to gyrate, or thrust in a circular motion and really massage the vagina xx

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

To many things to remember op I’d lose my concentration and probably get a flop on

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"

You thought about writing a book.

Now what could it be called?

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"

I’ll just dig out that Slayer CD...

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By *ye-spyMan
over a year ago

London

I put on the benny hill music when I want to get the women in the mood

They normally start running away in slow motion

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

Sounds boring and repetitive

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Sounds boring and repetitive"
well apparently they keep coming back for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"

Wow you sound like such a catch!

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

The vibrator....

Always 2nd choice

stays at the bottom drawer

very easily replaced

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By *andG2018Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Nottingham

His technique obviously works he’s had one verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm astounded more of you men didn't already know that all women love to be fucked the same way to the same musical beats.

My God how did you cope without the OP now pointing it out?

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york


"To many things to remember op I’d lose my concentration and probably get a flop on "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You thought about writing a book.

Now what could it be called?"

I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel.

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

A lot of songs only last a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

Wow you sound like such a catch!"

Thanks and I try tbh, I love experiment in the bedroom, bring new things out etc, surprise women, and not give them the standard fuck they're accustomed to getting tbh xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes "

That's why there are playlists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes "

Have to put it on repeat

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You thought about writing a book.

Now what could it be called?

I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. "
have you had them published?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes "

Maybe op is the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!!!!

Just wow!!!

I feel all enlightened.

Many thanks op.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks OP if nothing else you gave us a good laugh on this dreary Sunday nearly as much as the replies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you the same guy on another thread telling women how to give blow jobs.

You are a brave fella if nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You thought about writing a book.

Now what could it be called?

I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published? "

Yes, self published

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you the same guy on another thread telling women how to give blow jobs.

You are a brave fella if nothing else. "

I thought that's what a forum is for to share your views on stuff, fair enough

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wow!!!!

Just wow!!!

I feel all enlightened.

Many thanks op.

T"

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You thought about writing a book.

Now what could it be called?

I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published?

Yes, self published "
can I order it from Amazon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you the same guy on another thread telling women how to give blow jobs.

You are a brave fella if nothing else. "

We need someone to tell us what to do.

Always.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes

Maybe op is the same "

Lol now that's a laugh lmfao. I wouldn't lie I can easily go up to 2 hours without taking a break. I honestly and truly am very competitive when it comes to pleasing women and always try to out perform what I think the average guy can do. (Call it having a big ego)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You thought about writing a book.

Now what could it be called?

I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published?

Yes, self published can I order it from Amazon ?"

Yes you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"

Here's my crazy tip for a woman enjoying sex. Pay attention to her, not some gimmicky technique! Move and act in time with her reactions and focus on her, not the background music. You could even try talking with her to understand what she likes.

I know, crazy talk, but it works for me

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You thought about writing a book.

Now what could it be called?

I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published?

Yes, self published can I order it from Amazon ?

Yes you can"
what’s the title I don’t mind a good book especially now the dark nights are here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP says he's hot a big one.

Ego that is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You thought about writing a book.

Now what could it be called?

I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published?

Yes, self published can I order it from Amazon ?

Yes you can what’s the title I don’t mind a good book especially now the dark nights are here "

Inbox me, I don't share those private details on public forums, and thanks so much for the interest.

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes

Have to put it on repeat "

There's only so many times one can listen to Spice Girls - Wannabe, before the mood is taken away and proper dancing starts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** got

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Cha Cha slide, or maceranor

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You thought about writing a book.

Now what could it be called?

I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published?

Yes, self published can I order it from Amazon ?

Yes you can what’s the title I don’t mind a good book especially now the dark nights are here

Inbox me, I don't share those private details on public forums, and thanks so much for the interest."
fair point op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes "

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"I put on the benny hill music when I want to get the women in the mood

They normally start running away in slow motion "

Pmsl.

I can hear and visualise it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

Wow you sound like such a catch!"

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"... (Call it having a big ego) "

Hey no, don't put yourself down like that.

I, for one, think you sound inspirational.

Do you have a podcast or YouTube channel I can subscribe to?

We all need advice from time to time and it sounds like you're just the man.

Nice one. Peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling someone to keep their focus on their lover whilst having sex is a bit like telling someone to keep an eye on the road when driving a car ?

I mean, it’s a little obvious, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes

Have to put it on repeat

There's only so many times one can listen to Spice Girls - Wannabe, before the mood is taken away and proper dancing starts."

Spice girls might try that we normal just go with push it by salt and pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telling someone to keep their focus on their lover whilst having sex is a bit like telling someone to keep an eye on the road when driving a car ?

I mean, it’s a little obvious, no?

"

You'd think wouldn't you?!

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

I think OP has truly proved he is a human vibrator

A penis with no man attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put on the benny hill music when I want to get the women in the mood

They normally start running away in slow motion

Pmsl.

I can hear and visualise it now "

New Zealand? You cow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being blocked for putting my opinion on a forum post. Makes me feel all warm and cosy inside

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Whatever would guys do without this advice?

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes

Maybe op is the same

Lol now that's a laugh lmfao. I wouldn't lie I can easily go up to 2 hours without taking a break. I honestly and truly am very competitive when it comes to pleasing women and always try to out perform what I think the average guy can do. (Call it having a big ego) "

You’re competitive at sex?

Is it a sport? Should it be in the Olympics? Shall we get a fab league table going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

Even psychedelic trance?"

Especially psychedelic trance!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think OP has truly proved he is a human vibrator

A penis with no man attached "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telling someone to keep their focus on their lover whilst having sex is a bit like telling someone to keep an eye on the road when driving a car ?

I mean, it’s a little obvious, no?

You'd think wouldn't you?! "

Yeah! Ya Would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever would guys do without this advice?

"

Enjoy considerably more mutually enjoyable sexual experiences , I’d imagine ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New order blue Monday anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classical?

I'll try that, maybe start with George Bizet's Carmen Suite No1:5 Les Toréadors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We needed a fab guru.

Glad we found him now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being blocked for putting my opinion on a forum post. Makes me feel all warm and cosy inside"

I’ve been blocked for a lot less

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Good old fashioned prog albums with tracks that last a whole side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the birdie song has a good tune....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Classical?

I'll try that, maybe start with George Bizet's Carmen Suite No1:5 Les Toréadors"

I was thinking more of String Quartet No. 2 — Morton Feldman it's 6hrs long

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Conceited much ! Top shagger thee be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Classical?

I'll try that, maybe start with George Bizet's Carmen Suite No1:5 Les Toréadors

I was thinking more of String Quartet No. 2 — Morton Feldman it's 6hrs long"

I could "fuck a woman good" 6 times over in 6 hours and that's including stopping for a sleep and food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever would guys do without this advice?

Enjoy considerably more mutually enjoyable sexual experiences , I’d imagine ? "

Apparently it's not about mutual enjoyment though. It's about WINNING at sex and having a generic technique for every sexual partner.

In all fairness, I'm sure lots of people would enjoy the suggested idea, I'd personally feel a bit detached with my mind elsewhere. I like to be present for the 16 seconds of mind blowing sex I offer

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Whatever would guys do without this advice?

Enjoy considerably more mutually enjoyable sexual experiences , I’d imagine ? "

All that sexy time you loose looking for the right song...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the woman allowed to do? Just lie there? I think I would start laughing if a man was fucking me in time to the music or I would count the ceiling cracks. I like to be part of the sex ie allowed to set the pace too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the woman allowed to do? Just lie there? I think I would start laughing if a man was fucking me in time to the music or I would count the ceiling cracks. I like to be part of the sex ie allowed to set the pace too "

I would just start singing along I think

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Classical?

I'll try that, maybe start with George Bizet's Carmen Suite No1:5 Les Toréadors"

Ravel's bolero

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"What is the woman allowed to do? Just lie there? I think I would start laughing if a man was fucking me in time to the music or I would count the ceiling cracks. I like to be part of the sex ie allowed to set the pace too

I would just start singing along I think"
I hope you have a good singing voice lol

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over a year ago


"What is the woman allowed to do? Just lie there? I think I would start laughing if a man was fucking me in time to the music or I would count the ceiling cracks. I like to be part of the sex ie allowed to set the pace too "

Who said the woman was allowed to interact? How am I supposed to keep track of the music, circling my cock and whatever you want to do?

I'd be devastated if someone was just lying there while we played, sign me up for the women who love to play, not just get fucked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the woman allowed to do? Just lie there? I think I would start laughing if a man was fucking me in time to the music or I would count the ceiling cracks. I like to be part of the sex ie allowed to set the pace too

I would just start singing along I think I hope you have a good singing voice lol "

There could be confusion I am moaning, I've not the best singing voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs

I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs

I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen "

PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God......

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By *ormalbutneeditMan
over a year ago

Attleborough

What if it skips to Drum and Bass Halfway through ?! I'll be knackered !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve found that slow, intimate, and deep sex with a woman has always given her the most amazing orgasms.

As a guy we normally want to dive in and just pound away but dialling it right back produces amazing results.

Of course it depends on the woman and what she wants but I recommend doing this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love being blocked for putting my opinion on a forum post. Makes me feel all warm and cosy inside"

I never blocked you though, just saying xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs

I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen

PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God...... "

Nope, you wasn’t alone in that thought. It sounds like me telling my mates how it’s done back in the day, when I too had zero clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is suddenly very quiet. I would have thought he would be on constant refresh after posting this gem of knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being blocked for putting my opinion on a forum post. Makes me feel all warm and cosy inside

I never blocked you though, just saying xx"

I was just making a statement. I didn't mention names

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"What if it skips to Drum and Bass Halfway through ?! I'll be knackered !! "

Better than Mr bombastic eofl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs

I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen

PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God......

Nope, you wasn’t alone in that thought. It sounds like me telling my mates how it’s done back in the day, when I too had zero clue "

It's weird how many teenage throwbacks have popped up in the last few weeks. Turns out I'm one of the weird guys who didn't measure his cock throughout my teens. Too busy actually having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP is suddenly very quiet. I would have thought he would be on constant refresh after posting this gem of knowledge. "

He’s got Spotify on and practicing in the mirror

No offence OP I’m not having a go just this has chuckled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP is suddenly very quiet. I would have thought he would be on constant refresh after posting this gem of knowledge.

He’s got Spotify on and practicing in the mirror

No offence OP I’m not having a go just this has chuckled me "

He's not taken offence I don't think.

He's not gone UNLOS yet

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Wicklow


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"

Yeah, the 1812 overture should do the trick, so.

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By *ye-spyMan
over a year ago

London


"I put on the benny hill music when I want to get the women in the mood

They normally start running away in slow motion

Pmsl.

I can hear and visualise it now "

I wasn't laughing I had to put on some tear for fears to stop me crying

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By *ormalbutneeditMan
over a year ago

Attleborough


"What if it skips to Drum and Bass Halfway through ?! I'll be knackered !!

Better than Mr bombastic eofl"
Mr Lovva Lovva...........

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"What a fucking great tip "

No one does sarcasm like the Welsh

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

Do you mean I have been doing it wrong all these years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs

I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen

PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God......

Nope, you wasn’t alone in that thought. It sounds like me telling my mates how it’s done back in the day, when I too had zero clue

It's weird how many teenage throwbacks have popped up in the last few weeks. Turns out I'm one of the weird guys who didn't measure his cock throughout my teens. Too busy actually having fun "

Have you caught up with the craze now and gave it a good Measure? I’m waiting for Christmas, hopefully I get one of them mini tape measures in my cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if it skips to Drum and Bass Halfway through ?! I'll be knackered !! "

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By *andlingswingersCouple
over a year ago

Woodbridge

Don't try this to Bruce Springsteen's Working On The Highway. There's a very tricky split rhythm in the middle eight at the end.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh c'mon! Where are all the track suggestions?

I'll start, Strauss - Blue Danube. There are some epic cunt destroying techniques in that one, or maybe Tchaikovskys 1812 overture?

Some music makes me stabby though, hurts my ears and the grinding catches old scar tissue on my perineum, nasty.

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By *andlingswingersCouple
over a year ago

Woodbridge

George Formby's When I'm Cleaning Windows can be problematic too. Although you do get to say "Turned out nice after all" and wink to camera at the end of it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The 1812 is purely for gangbangs and orgies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misfits, last caress

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzA4U1njO8

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

Even psychedelic trance?"

Yeah full on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking prodigy and firestarter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thong Song

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"

Tried practising by masturbating to hardcore Tekno rave and I've got friction burns now

Thanks for nothing

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Deep East 17 surely

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"The 1812 is purely for gangbangs and orgies "

Is it? I never knew!

Currently Googling 'music to fuck to that wont make you laugh'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, music distracts me."

Yes, I find that! I'm very, very into music and so in that context I would find it a distraction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs

I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen

PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God......

Nope, you wasn’t alone in that thought. It sounds like me telling my mates how it’s done back in the day, when I too had zero clue

It's weird how many teenage throwbacks have popped up in the last few weeks. Turns out I'm one of the weird guys who didn't measure his cock throughout my teens. Too busy actually having fun

Have you caught up with the craze now and gave it a good Measure? I’m waiting for Christmas, hopefully I get one of them mini tape measures in my cracker "

I'm trying to find a funsize sky remote or can of lynx!

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By *oris and doris wolvesCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"
tried this and guess what.... agadoo didn't work for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx tried this and guess what.... agadoo didn't work for us"

Omg I'm crying laughing. I've images of sex to agadoo

At least it talks about pushing and grinding

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By *ye-spyMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm thinking prodigy and firestarter. "

Smack my bitch up would be more appropriate

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Deep East 17 surely "

If they stick smack my bitch up by prodigy I'm out of there!!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Deep East 17 surely

If they stick smack my bitch up by prodigy I'm out of there!! "

Timing

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By *ormalbutneeditMan
over a year ago

Attleborough

What's the song with the lyrics "Let's come together...right now....over me ?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes

Maybe op is the same

Lol now that's a laugh lmfao. I wouldn't lie I can easily go up to 2 hours without taking a break. I honestly and truly am very competitive when it comes to pleasing women and always try to out perform what I think the average guy can do. (Call it having a big ego) "

Can't think of anything worse. And frankly, that's an attitude that would put me off a guy even if he was perfect in every other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs

I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen

PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God......

Nope, you wasn’t alone in that thought. It sounds like me telling my mates how it’s done back in the day, when I too had zero clue

It's weird how many teenage throwbacks have popped up in the last few weeks. Turns out I'm one of the weird guys who didn't measure his cock throughout my teens. Too busy actually having fun

Have you caught up with the craze now and gave it a good Measure? I’m waiting for Christmas, hopefully I get one of them mini tape measures in my cracker

I'm trying to find a funsize sky remote or can of lynx!"

Can’t go wrong with a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP is suddenly very quiet. I would have thought he would be on constant refresh after posting this gem of knowledge.

He’s got Spotify on and practicing in the mirror

No offence OP I’m not having a go just this has chuckled me "

That's cool no harm tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP is suddenly very quiet. I would have thought he would be on constant refresh after posting this gem of knowledge.

He’s got Spotify on and practicing in the mirror

No offence OP I’m not having a go just this has chuckled me

He's not taken offence I don't think.

He's not gone UNLOS yet"

What's UNLOS and tbh I normally just post stuff and look at the comments ever so often

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"

Er... Classical music doesn't have a beat.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"New order blue Monday anyone? "

Never tried that. How does it feel..?

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"

You should give lessons most of these men on here don't know how

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

Er... Classical music doesn't have a beat. "

Plenty does, just try fucking to Bizet's Toreador. Powerful stuff.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You should give lessons most of these men on here don't know how "

Have you experienced most men on here ??

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You should give lessons most of these men on here don't know how

Have you experienced most men on here ?? "

Thankfully not Sir!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You should give lessons most of these men on here don't know how

Have you experienced most men on here ??

Thankfully not Sir!"

Was asking for a friend

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

Er... Classical music doesn't have a beat.

Plenty does, just try fucking to Bizet's Toreador. Powerful stuff. "

OK, so I gave it a listen. If I was entertaining Dot Cotton, or Her Majesty I'd imagine they'd be bang up for it. Anyone else and I'd think they'd be lying there looking puzzled. Maybe I'm just a philistine. I don't need a soundtrack.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

If a guy has to rely on music in order to know how to get a rhythm properly and how to please a woman I'd rather pass on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

You should give lessons most of these men on here don't know how

Have you experienced most men on here ?? "

You don’t need to to travel to Ethiopia to know that most children are starving. Just like you also don’t need to go to America to know that most Americans are cunts x

(Did I just say that?!)

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"

Er... Classical music doesn't have a beat.

Plenty does, just try fucking to Bizet's Toreador. Powerful stuff.

OK, so I gave it a listen. If I was entertaining Dot Cotton, or Her Majesty I'd imagine they'd be bang up for it. Anyone else and I'd think they'd be lying there looking puzzled. Maybe I'm just a philistine. I don't need a soundtrack. "

Me neither, just pointing out you're talking bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, was your Da Barry White?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes

Maybe op is the same

Lol now that's a laugh lmfao. I wouldn't lie I can easily go up to 2 hours without taking a break. I honestly and truly am very competitive when it comes to pleasing women and always try to out perform what I think the average guy can do. (Call it having a big ego) "

Yes, I think we can call it that ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx"

Mr Loverman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

Mr Loverman? "

"SHABBA!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't want this thread to get to capacity, it's been far too entertaining to end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

Mr Loverman? "

Got to love a bit of Shaggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, was your Da Barry White?"

Huh, not too sure what you're asking, please forgive me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I wondered why Black Lance's "Agado" was playing in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I wondered why Black Lance's "Agado" was playing in the background "

Black Lace! Not black lance ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I will survive' by Gloria Gaynor ... the fortunate lady can hum it vigorously while being pumped and gyrated ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, was your Da Barry White?

Huh, not too sure what you're asking, please forgive me xx"

Cause you're smooth like Barry White. Was being silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The assumption that every lady has the same musical taste, let alone sexual taste, actually made my eyes roll!

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Best not use a vinyl record - the needle might jump and the op world take it as a signal to cum...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, was your Da Barry White?

Huh, not too sure what you're asking, please forgive me xx

Cause you're smooth like Barry White. Was being silly "

Oh ok lol, lost me for a sec

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The assumption that every lady has the same musical taste, let alone sexual taste, actually made my eyes roll! "

Nowhere did I even remotely imply that all women have the same musical taste xx

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Can I wear headphones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The assumption that every lady has the same musical taste, let alone sexual taste, actually made my eyes roll!

Nowhere did I even remotely imply that all women have the same musical taste xx"

So you're going to give a musical interview each time and hope you have the correct playlist?

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Fuck me fucking great tip...I use bat out of hell as my choice of love making music because..the ladies fucking love it they do. I only last for the first few bars though as I’m a very busy man. Alternatively Russ abbots atmosphere is great for any swingers party... who doesn’t love a party with a happy atmosphere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think OP could be Fab's resident sex therapist

You could charge consultancy fees OP

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

I’ll just dig out that Slayer CD..."

Leo slayer? When I need love perhaps?

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Uh uh uh staying alive, staying alive.

And it’s topical

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Op think you have obviously hit on something we (men) can all use and the ladies will obviously ‘fucking love that’... do you have any more tips? How about what you might wear in the boudoir? Robe dressing gown, calvins? What sort of mood lighting ? Candles? Smells? Do you think that’s important?

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By *oris and doris wolvesCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"New order blue Monday anyone?

Never tried that. How does it feel..? "
same as it did the last 14 times they released it

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Birdy song

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By *tter-quattroCouple
over a year ago

Taunton


"What if it skips to Drum and Bass Halfway through ?! I'll be knackered !! "

I was thinking Speedcore or Terracore 300-1000 BPM. Friction burned cock anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think OP could be Fab's resident sex therapist

You could charge consultancy fees OP"

Let me know when the consulting room is open!

;-)

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more.

So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance.

Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx

Wow you sound like such a catch!

Thanks and I try tbh, I love experiment in the bedroom, bring new things out etc, surprise women, and not give them the standard fuck they're accustomed to getting tbh xx"

Bold of you to assume you know what we’re accustomed to getting. I’m accustomed to getting my mind blown every single time I see my FWB, and he’s never once done anything so trite as your suggestion.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A lot of songs only last a few minutes

Maybe op is the same

Lol now that's a laugh lmfao. I wouldn't lie I can easily go up to 2 hours without taking a break. I honestly and truly am very competitive when it comes to pleasing women and always try to out perform what I think the average guy can do. (Call it having a big ego) "

Oh yeah, I love to be competitively fucked, nothing is more exciting to me than being a mere accessory to a man’s ego and enormous belief in his own abilities

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs

I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen "

Thank you for saying it, I thought it sounded incredibly teenaged too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we need to make an epic playlist, we will start please add to it

Don’t stop me now (Queen)

You've Got a Friend in Me (Toy Story)

She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain (old classic)

Always look on the bright side of life (Monty Python)

Who Let the Dogs Out (the Baha Men)

Circle of Life (The Lion King)

Sex is on fire (Kings of Leon)

And maybe finish up with a bit of God save the Queen

Don’t know about you lot but Mrs said she’s wet already

Mr

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

Lol, sorry I find this very funny, lesson on how to have sex with a woman hahaha, I don't need music or particular rhythm to keep wanting more from my hubby lol

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"Think we need to make an epic playlist, we will start please add to it

Don’t stop me now (Queen)

You've Got a Friend in Me (Toy Story)

She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain (old classic)

Always look on the bright side of life (Monty Python)

Who Let the Dogs Out (the Baha Men)

Circle of Life (The Lion King)

Sex is on fire (Kings of Leon)

And maybe finish up with a bit of God save the Queen

Don’t know about you lot but Mrs said she’s wet already

Mr "

With Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood on standby in case you get a bit ahead of yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if it skips to Drum and Bass Halfway through ?! I'll be knackered !!

I was thinking Speedcore or Terracore 300-1000 BPM. Friction burned cock anyone "

You need to go extra deep with each drop...a real cervix bruiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think we need to make an epic playlist, we will start please add to it

Don’t stop me now (Queen)

You've Got a Friend in Me (Toy Story)

She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain (old classic)

Always look on the bright side of life (Monty Python)

Who Let the Dogs Out (the Baha Men)

Circle of Life (The Lion King)

Sex is on fire (Kings of Leon)

And maybe finish up with a bit of God save the Queen

Don’t know about you lot but Mrs said she’s wet already

Mr

With Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood on standby in case you get a bit ahead of yourself."

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Why am I thinking of Swiss Tony from Fast Show?

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By * little bit naughtyCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

Mmmm nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 1812 is purely for gangbangs and orgies

Is it? I never knew!

Currently Googling 'music to fuck to that wont make you laugh'."

' Wake me up before you go go'

There. Your search is over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try it with some gabba

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

I've noticed that status quo , rockin all over the world has the perfect rythm

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"We needed a fab guru.

Glad we found him now

"

Guru. YES!

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