FabSwingers.com forum: Room 101 of swinging

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok this is the room 101 of swinging what would you put in it ?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

out of date pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out of date pics are definitely one of our contenders

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Swinging cliches, people who don't really fill in profiles and complainers who make little effort but expect never ending sex on a plate, for starters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yep all of those are big contenders lol

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

peeps with no pics who cant put them on because they aint got a camera

this computer wont let them

im a proffesional person canot put pics on

dont know how to download them

and so on ad so on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

uep no pics is a contender but they always want to swap some by e-mail or msn lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

unrealistic expectations

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a definite contender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag, marry, snog, wank off, marry, avoid type of threads!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ask if we're "Up to the task"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

definitely on the list lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

up to the task,most of the time no one knows what the task is lol definitely a contender lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every waster on this site and blow the 101 room up so they cant come back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

good idea Pete

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Guys who offer to ruin me

The "why aren't I your type" whingers who really don't want to know why

Text spkin 50 year olds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

threads about the moral high ground...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

tempting devil all are serious contenders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wolfdevil another serious contender lol

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By *elestial NavigatorMan
over a year ago

The moon

Rude people...cliques...and arrogant couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh and thursday rants....

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

celestial all under consideration

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wolfdevil mondays the day for rants everyone knows that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wolfdevil mondays the day for rants everyone knows that lol"

well just as long as it's not Wednesdays, they're supposed to be orange.

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wednesday the two for one day lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That damn book

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"ooh and thursday rants....

Wolf

Noooo I like Thursday rants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we could use wolfies fork to do horrid things to the all the suggestions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

diamondsmiles the book with the colour in its title will not be mentioned lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That damn book"

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_ezebel rant all you like lol when you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

chancer your point is noted no mention in this thread of the said book title lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"we could use wolfies fork to do horrid things to the all the suggestions

Some people on here would pay good money for that...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Twattocks moaning at other peoples threads and posts because of some ism or other

Being offended on others behalfs

Bad spelling

Bad grammar (including my own)

Best stop here this will be a long night otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok this is the room 101 of swinging what would you put in it ?"

One line email !!!!!!

People who don't read your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yep _ezebel lots here and the city of london lol

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By *elestial NavigatorMan
over a year ago

The moon

"celestial all under consideration"

I should perhaps have clarified that better

I meant as in just some of the profiles of couples I have read on here....how some speak about single men as if they a are sub-human species to be treated with contempt...now, obviously would not give these people the time of day..but well like the OP said..this a room 101 thread so just having my tuppence worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shall we start a collection then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pablo all being considered lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sian definitely definitely on the serious contenders list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad you did celestial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we could use wolfies fork to do horrid things to the all the suggestions

Some people on here would pay good money for that..."

PMSL

and more importantly, true... but yes you can borrow the fork if it helps... You're not borrowing me cuffs though

Wolf

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

threads turning into conversations between 2 people and knocking the original OP off track....

living every second of relationships through the forum, when they go sadly tits up, all hell is let loose and sides ARE expected to be taken... then the thread generation starts taking swipes at each other... lacks class, any nugget of dignity and does not resolve any of the obvious true heartbreak ( in some cases )

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Pablo all being considered lol"

Not looking for single guys

One more for the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

deep but under consideration _iew

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"deep but under consideration _iew"

that's all I can ask

cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pablo we agree although we are in the list of couples not looking for single men lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

your welcome _iew lol

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By *elestial NavigatorMan
over a year ago

The moon

"threads turning into conversations between 2 people and knocking the original OP off track....

Well said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Celestial your agreement has been noted

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By *ipgloss..Woman
over a year ago

Stourbridge

The guy who reckoned he could 'turn' me sub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lipgloss lol definitely a contender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gays guys in couple pretending to be straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

duly noted frexx but are we talking gay or bisexual ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles of people that have been here over a year. But still have no verifications or pictures to show.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

The phrase

"shall I use a condom?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All threads attacking people, whether that's people on benefits, those with money or if they read that 'book'

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

people who only meet beautifully spectacular people who are they to say who is beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men saying they are in my city on such a date and wan to know if I could how them a good time. Making me sound like a free prostitute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

definitely under consideration derose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that should be a give fornix definitely considered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we agree dark fairy lifes tough enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_ub bbw self praise is no recommendation x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University... whoever he is

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

dirty trollop its up for consideration we have had a few of those ourselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

shown on every profile virtually devilwolf lol sidney's popular lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys with 5+ chest pics on profile but no face ? Do these men have no heads haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

headless men are up for consideration dirtytrollop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock pics next to a can or remote to prove size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 years old saying they are virgins and do I want to take their virginity?? Ermm nO I want someone who knows what theyre doing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cock pics next to miniture cans are definitely under consideration lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fumbling virgins are on the list dirtytrollop

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Japs eye shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who just delete your message a no thanks or even no fick off would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cams japs eye shots will be considered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ignorant and rude people are definitely considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel Security guards!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hotel security guards always spoil the fun they will be considered and if voted in all hotel security can be tasered at leisure lol

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Those who don't bite unless you ask them

Those who try anything once ...or twice if they like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol seen that comment a few times _utumn

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

People who start threads when there is already 1 about the exact same thing on the home page.

People who threads include the words "profile" and "help" - its easy - right it yourself, if your a moron then everyone knows it! If people stopped giving all the great advice it would be a lot easier to see the genuine ones!

Threads where people are upset be ause someone has ignored them/deleted them/blocked them. Get over it - every second you waste on them is time you could spend finding someone who gives a shit. It's not your wife/husband ignoring you its someone who couldn't give a toss if you ignored them.

Single guys who don't have the first clue about the dynamic of couples. - that's a whole subject in itself!

Pic collectors.

Done

Thanks for the opporunity to say that.

D&K

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

all to be considered daveandkate thankyou for participating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hold up stockings that do no such thing

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

People who send the same message every week or so even though you have said 'no thanks' several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples who are definitely straight and don't want to meet single guys but in which the guy wants to meet you (as a single guy) to "try a fantasy" or "because she wouldn't understand".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ruth says she knows exactly what you mean alimark she wants hold ups in as well lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

dont ask we get lots of those,definitely considered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lansphil its being considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles from "Straight" guys where 9 out of 10 of their pics show them bending over displaying their hoop!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

traceandric a definite for the consideration pile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles of people that have been here over a year. But still have no verifications or pictures to show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pub-type bravado banter

moaners

trolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who send the same message every week or so even though you have said 'no thanks' several times"

Yes the repeaters - like uk gold lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sybandbabs stupid names are on the consideration list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sybandbabs your point about repeaters is noted lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glos swingers your point has been noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

be nice all your points are up for consideration

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

"Profiles from "Straight" guys where 9 out of 10 of their pics show them bending over displaying their hoop!

XXXX"

LOL at hoop!!

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Those that say on their profile they are "up for anything" yet set limits on who they will meet...

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

People who insist on 'verification'... Why not 'verify' someone yourself!

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By *icesweetgirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"uep no pics is a contender but they always want to swap some by e-mail or msn lol"

I don't have any pics on here and don't send any and I never ask anyone for pics either.

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By *icesweetgirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

This room 101 is going to be full. Won't be many left to play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok this is the room 101 of swinging what would you put in it ?"

repetitive threads.

mostly 'would you fuck/shag/meet/suck/fancy me?' ones in particular.

just fishing for compliments and seeking attention.

legal notice 'this post is purely the personal opinion of the poster and should not be taken as an insult or personal attack on those that do not share this opinion'

in other words' no squabbling please'

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By *asyfranWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

Quote - "Those that say on their profile they are "up for anything" yet set limits on who they will meet..."

What a ridiculous message from one of those guys who seems to believe that "up for anything", translates to "i'll fuck anything".

There is obviously a difference between the two. Typical bitter poster who doesn't have much luck and so blames everyone else...

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By *odka n CokeCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

People who contact you for a meet but have to be asked repeatedly for a face pic and when you eventually get one, it's all blurry or out of date.

People who take offense because they prefer bareback and you don't.

And definitely people who don't read the profile first!

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By *asyfranWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

Agree with all those vodka!!

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

"Quote - "Those that say on their profile they are "up for anything" yet set limits on who they will meet..."

What a ridiculous message from one of those guys who seems to believe that "up for anything", translates to "i'll fuck anything".

There is obviously a difference between the two. Typical bitter poster who doesn't have much luck and so blames everyone else..."

Gosh how very perceptive of you... seeing as we have never spoken and you know nothing about about me. Pleas do point out how what I said can be interpreted to mean what you said.

What is the obvious difference that I don't see? I am far from bitter though admittedly I have found it very difficult to make much head way on here. I put it down to my age and that I am single, nothing to be bitter about! I am always (though I shouldn't) at the closed mindedness of some of the people on here. Surly "up for anything" means just that, no limits, no preclusions, no prejudice but then maybe my idea of English is different to yours...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Definitely agree with those vodka and we have to agree any bitter rants will not be considered,everyone has limits and those should be respected regardless

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

"Definitely agree with those vodka and we have to agree any bitter rants will not be considered,everyone has limits and those should be respected regardless"

I agree though if that was aimed at me it was not a "bitter rant" I was defending myself! And yes everyone has limits that should be respected, that goes without saying. My original contribution was referring to those who state on their profile "up for anything" when clearly they are not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ppl hu use txt spk dat cnt spll an sem 2 4get ow 2 use da englsh lngage an cnt pnctate wdz n hv lng sntnces wivout ne vwls in dem dat tek ages 2 wk owt wat da fk dey r syin....

and 'wna fk' messages!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm going to go for the old favourite, single guys who arrange to meet, leave a phone number and then dont answer the message left, whether its a text or voice, especially when you've gone and bought something new for the meet.

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Akin it wasn't aimed at you,relax

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol kenny

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By *atwickduoCouple
over a year ago

cape town

On a first meet -couples that show you pics of their wonderful children on their smartphones

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By *atwickduoCouple
over a year ago

cape town

when you arrive at a couples house and they tell you their young children are asleep up stairs - "they never come down"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jill and john timewasters non showers and let downs always leave us deflated x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gatwick duo we have and always do keep family and swinging seperate we so agree with you on this

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Those people who constantly "look at" your verifiers or friends list (the recipients told me).One guy wanted to know why I wouldn't meet HIM but I would "shag obvious fuckwits"...

One-line-messages;

Those who put their mobile numbers on their stays or profile;

Those that will literally fuck anything with a heartbeat;

And the biggie - those that contact a brand new fem profile who has no pics OR text and yeT STILL state they love to fuck her (an experiment I once tried and within 2 hrs I received nearly 200 messages...

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

#status'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All very valid points lush tush x

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Serious thread posters on high horses

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Serious thread posters on high horses"

Does that include yourself Pablo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

profiles that state cant accomadate, cant travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cant be a shetland pony then pablo ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

totally agree with you sammiandbilly whats that all about lol

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