FabSwingers.com forum: RANT THREAD

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just it says in title

This a RANT ONLY thread

Let off steam but expect and give no replies ok peeps - can you do that

ONE WAY TRAFFIC THREAD TO GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST

Go have a blast .......

Yorkman40s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHHHG

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I start it off

Im am megga pissed off with the amount of "help with my profile" and "why cant i get a meet"

They just dont have a life if they bloody cant read the same as we all do in the fu...k,ing hundreds of threads on same subjects

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was grumpy yesterday.

Today, very mellow... nothing has annoyed me.

It started with a great laugh, saw family, walked dogs and going out for tea in 30 mins....

I will come back to a rant as I may get irked, but so far looking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I start it off

Im am megga pissed off with the amount of "help with my profile" and "why cant i get a meet"

They just dont have a life if they bloody cant read the same as we all do in the fu...k,ing hundreds of threads on same subjects

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Blimey Charlie

just don't read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

profiles with "I want my own Mr Grey" or variations on it..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

They need help with their profiles and don't get meets because they are boring and have no personality

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Stop fucking bleating about profile advice \ no meet posts. It is a fact of Fab! That is what newbies do, always have done , always will do. Get over it, nobody forces you to open the self explanatory titles.

How's that for a rant?

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By *jeasyriderMan
over a year ago

near paisley

looks n

walks out

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

If i here that fucking book mentioned again (you know which one), i will end up ramming down someones throat, even me bloody mother is reading it. Anyone would think the world hadnt heard of the word sex.

There i feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i here that fucking book mentioned again (you know which one), i will end up ramming down someones throat, even me bloody mother is reading it. Anyone would think the world hadnt heard of the word sex.

There i feel better now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There i feel better now"

Yeppers... it is hard to avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

There i feel better now"

Hell yeah!!!!!!! even just had a profile by the same name looking at me

Its like ive OD'd on something I hav'nt even had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its crap have read it and honestly have read better mills and boons and

if they wanted a serious porn book they would read nancy fridays books now they r not for the faint hearted xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliche I know but why the fuck do bankers still get paid massive bonuses / pay-offs for failing hurrendously at their job?

Yes Bob Diamond, I'm talking to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sorry you meant about on here, well I have to agree I'm sick of guys on here monaing about no meets etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fb's disappeared and not been in contact for 2 weeks arrrggghhhhh!!

And I'm SICK of the rain!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"My fb's disappeared and not been in contact for 2 weeks arrrggghhhhh!!

And I'm SICK of the rain!!

Well I am free a week Tuesday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Osborne is a smug supercilious cunt

that is all

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

There i feel better now"

I have banned anyone from mentioning the bloody thing in my presence, they all think I'm a prude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fb's disappeared and not been in contact for 2 weeks arrrggghhhhh!!

And I'm SICK of the rain!!

Oooo that happened to me last week! Good job I'm a girl and don't have issues with getting meets but it's his cock I want now mmmmmm stroll on next week x

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

There i feel better now"

Reading the writings of the marquis de sade or the earl of Rochester John Wilmot is better than it anyway. X

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"George Osborne is a smug supercilious cunt

that is all"

He's like a weasel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bloody toe nails need clipping

I can do it myself, but quite frankly, I can't be bothered

I'm pissed off cus none of you haven't readily volunteered to help me out of this terrible situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 times in the last couple of weeks I told my landlord when the scaffolding was put up so the house could be painted that I would loose my satellite signal, 4 times he said it was unlikely, get in today no satellite, so no tv until he can arrange someone to move the dish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There i feel better now"

What book? 75 shades of white or summat?

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

If I am in chat and on cam I do not want to pm people with no pics on their profile, have no cams themselves or do not meet my preferences, so don't bloody ask!

If we have spent time chatting and 'hit it off' don't then piss me off and blow it when I suggest meeting for a drink and chat by wanting to 'just pop round' to my place. My profile clearly states it will be in a public place with no promises. This is disrespectful, you are not that special or irresistible.

If we then get intimate don't suddenly remember that you can't perform in a condom. That is your problem, not mine, and you shouldn't offer safe sex if you are unable to carry it through. Oh! And bring your own supply!

And Breathe....

Curls x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy whose profile said he was straight but tried to get a meet with me with the line "well don't believe everything you read on my profile".

Geez!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been wanting a rant room on here for ages and admin just wont do it!!

This site needs one to take the pissing and whinging away from good threads

Rant over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fb's disappeared and not been in contact for 2 weeks arrrggghhhhh!!

And I'm SICK of the rain!!

Oooo that happened to me last week! Good job I'm a girl and don't have issues with getting meets but it's his cock I want now mmmmmm stroll on next week x

Aww I feel your pain! Hope he comes back xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how long is it gonna take before i have some more money to live on.

ssp is not enough for 3 people to live on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm getting pissed off with people who just don't read your profile then get shirty when you I say "no" I can't accommdate grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see some have got hang if this better than others

Please try and resist temptation to post ""reply" to a post above you etc

Happy ranting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see some have got hang if this better than others

Please try and resist temptation to post ""reply" to a post above you etc

Happy ranting

Ohhhhh if only ............

But

My thumb leads me on.......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Lovely clean house then the cat decides to be sick everywhere, grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about to do the garden then starts pissing down doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its crap have read it and honestly have read better mills and boons and

if they wanted a serious porn book they would read nancy fridays books now they r not for the faint hearted xxxx"

amazon here i come! any particular titles to look for?! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/07/12 10:16:57]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For fear of repeating myself

I CANNOT ACCOMODATE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people arrange to meet you saying they can't accommodate knowing you can't so you go to book a hotel only for them to come back and say they don't do hotels WTF. Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh so annoying x. Thank you feel better for that xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmm mmmmmm mmmmm cant find anything to rant about or moan so im ranting about having nothing to rant about

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"For fear of repeating myself

For fear of repeating myself

I CANNOT ACCOMODATE

are you up for me popping round to yours

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

fed up of the rain spoiling my plans and of the inconsiderate neighbours who seem to think its funny to wake me up at 5am every day by screaming at their kids and then it continues all day until bed time at 8pm for the kids rant over now i feel so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry because with someone I work with.

She got herself up the duff by her boyfriend who's been on/off for 7 years. He dosent want her except when he wants a shag.

She tells us her problems all the time and we advised her to forget him and move on but she just dosen't listen.

What's annoyed me even more is because of her condition we had to swap jobs and when I covered for her last week I found she hasnt done a thing and all my hard work had gone down the pan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that I go on holiday for a week and come back to over 250 work emails - yet only had about 30 messages from fabsters!!

Just cos I was lying on a beach staring at skimpy bikini clad lovelies doesn't mean you can all ignore me!

Bastards - the lot of you!!!!

And for my real rant.............

Who ate all my sodding hobnobs while I was away??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know why single guys struggle to meet women and couples on here, you must have seen the ridiculous comments a lot of them come out with on cam chat? Makes me cringe. I wonder if any of them speak to women like that when they are face to face and if not, why do they think it will work on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate profiles of bi men who claim they have met couples and women, but only have verification's from men. re they scared to say they are just gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick to death of people just sending friend invites!!

Aaarrrgh like I'm going to show my intimate pics to some prick who hasn't even both to send a message... Totally winds me up

GRRRRRRR :-X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from single guys that end in 'Can I ask you something?'.....

I don't know why but that really annoys us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Mother Nature,

Please please please can we have a summer, any day now would be fine and lasting 2 months! If you can not I may be forced to call you all the c***s and b*****s under the sun. Let's hope it doesn't come to this, for everybody's sake

Yours

Eager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A) Stop winking and messaging if you're outside of my locality. Its fucking annoying.

B) I am interested in experienced dominant play-partners. So no, I will not show you the ropes. That is not what I am offering. And stop calling yourself a Master cos you look like a prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask for more pics when you only have 1 on your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"George Osborne is a smug supercilious cunt

that is all"

Surely that is a statement of fact, rather than a rant????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here goes..

Single new guys on here - get a fuckin life OR get a grip OR get in touch with reality and stop bleating that it's 'everyone else's fault' that you ain't getting laid! It's not - it's YOURS you sad fucks!

I feel better for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i, a chunkier guy can get laid still so can all you trim newbies lol.....try being well mannered, fun to talk to, and funny....that goes a long way.

It's not all that good to see you trawling chatrooms like you were at a meat market.....do you go to a pub and ask every woman to kiss/fuck you? Try some charm for once ya douche-nozzles!

Just one that gets me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a fucking SEX DATING/MEETING - SWINGERS site - so will the "thou better than you" lot of bible punching moral judging toss pots do one and go boil your heads

Grrrrrr

Grrrrrrr

Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand it when men who claim to be xand to have met women and cpls only have verification's from men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If when rejecting advances I usually send a short but polite no and wish them luck on the site. My rant is about those who think it necessary to send more email back with the likes of:

That was cold - (harden up and get used to it)

You won't get this offer twice - once was enough thanks!

Why can some people not take a no graciously?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im coming in here to say I have nothing to rant about...that is all xxxx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"If when rejecting advances I usually send a short but polite no and wish them luck on the site. My rant is about those who think it necessary to send more email back with the likes of:

That was cold - (harden up and get used to it)

You won't get this offer twice - once was enough thanks!

Why can some people not take a no graciously?"

Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!

I just had one of those!

Apparently having a nice cock makes up for looking like a total munter!!! Obvs that also makes up for the style of approach - Wanna cum and fook me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If when rejecting advances I usually send a short but polite no and wish them luck on the site. My rant is about those who think it necessary to send more email back with the likes of:

That was cold - (harden up and get used to it)

You won't get this offer twice - once was enough thanks!

Why can some people not take a no graciously?

Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!

I just had one of those!

Apparently having a nice cock makes up for looking like a total munter!!! Obvs that also makes up for the style of approach - Wanna cum and fook me?

How could you resist??

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"If when rejecting advances I usually send a short but polite no and wish them luck on the site. My rant is about those who think it necessary to send more email back with the likes of:

That was cold - (harden up and get used to it)

You won't get this offer twice - once was enough thanks!

Why can some people not take a no graciously?

Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!

I just had one of those!

Apparently having a nice cock makes up for looking like a total munter!!! Obvs that also makes up for the style of approach - Wanna cum and fook me?

How could you resist??

I really steeled myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agree with above, we deliberately placed the statement "mesages from traight guys will not even be opened" ad gess what? still sraight guys with the usualoh i'm bi really but i dont want my friends finding out"

we left swinging 3 years ago because of things like this, its so nice to see it has changed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"agree with above, we deliberately placed the statement "mesages from traight guys will not even be opened" ad gess what? still sraight guys with the usualoh i'm bi really but i dont want my friends finding out"

we left swinging 3 years ago because of things like this, its so nice to see it has changed"

J J - i think its all abot men wanting thier cake and eatiing it - and just plain darn scared of the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no argument on that, een got couples doing it now, thing is it's plain on our profile and still excuses get trotted out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you get annoyed when they say summat like "youre probably gonna say no anyway cos ur profile says no single guys, but just in case youve changed ur mind, any chance of a shag?"

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By *ollytrollopWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

why do guys send you a friend request, and when you message them to ask who they are, only asking who they are because they only have cock pictures, they completely ignore you, i mean, why would you add someone to your friends list if they can't be arsed to reply to a simple message, stop being complete tossers!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COCK SUCKING WANK OF A CUNTING BASTARD FUCK HEAD!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnd relax ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do guys send you a friend request, and when you message them to ask who they are, only asking who they are because they only have cock pictures, they completely ignore you, i mean, why would you add someone to your friends list if they can't be arsed to reply to a simple message, stop being complete tossers!!!!!"

nope, just the usual bollocks abot not wanting to put bi on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"COCK SUCKING WANK OF A CUNTING BASTARD FUCK HEAD!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnd relax ...

Bet that made ya feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm straight, yet continuosly get msges from other 'straight' guys asking if i fancy 'experimenting' with them!!

Get a fuckin grip of yourself!! Your NOT straight! Your either bi or gay!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If when rejecting advances I usually send a short but polite no and wish them luck on the site. My rant is about those who think it necessary to send more email back with the likes of:

That was cold - (harden up and get used to it)

You won't get this offer twice - once was enough thanks!

Why can some people not take a no graciously?"

They both sound quite gracious compared to the responses I've had like

'knocked back by a minger...ha ha!'

'sorry mustn't have had my glasses on else I wouldn't have messaged a fat ugly bitch like you'

And others along similar lines...lucky escapes though if you ask me! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not all that good to see you trawling chatrooms like you were at a meat market.....do you go to a pub and ask every woman to kiss/fuck you? Try some charm for once ya douche-nozzles!

Actually, a fair few blokes do this on a night out.

The law of averages dictate that they either get laid or have a nice trip to the hospital.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"COCK SUCKING WANK OF A CUNTING BASTARD FUCK HEAD!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnd relax ...

I love it when you talk dirty

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

A picture of your sore looking cock you men keep sending me doesn't turn me on one little bit I don't care you can accom, looking in the background your Hoover needs mudflaps ill need a tetanus jab THANK YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grrr.. the 12th looms upon Belfast and although all for culture and colloquial traditions.. as a result everything shuts down (shops , buses , everything!) most of Belfast turns into a virtual ghost town until about 5pm then streets fill up with loutish d*unks!

Same as st patricks day in belf really.. both usually end in the tax payers having to foot the bill for extra policing / clean up bill for criminal damage by binge drinking yobs! fun..fun..fun!

oh and just checked the biscuit barrel.. ginger snaps have gone soggy.. arrrrrrg

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By *ollytrollopWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

tick everything on the interests list, just to keep your options open.

and then see your arse when i offer to fuck you with my 12 inch strap on!!

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh the joys of ranting....ready?? On let's go!

Friends invites without ANY prior contact

One-liners

Cock pic as an avatar and/or one line of text in profile

Crass questions in chat rooms

Insecure GUYS hurling abuse after I politely say no and then block ME before I can respond.

Thats just for starters...I may be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the joys of ranting....ready?? On let's go!

Friends invites without ANY prior contact

One-liners

Cock pic as an avatar and/or one line of text in profile

Crass questions in chat rooms

Insecure GUYS hurling abuse after I politely say no and then block ME before I can respond.

Thats just for starters...I may be back

you go girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum posters who post then riddicule, insult and generally verbally abuse anyone who disagrees with their post

Oh and those who jump on the bandwagon.

~Phew feels better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Timewasters - no further comment required

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrrrrgh!!!!!

My hobnob just fell in my coffee!!!

And it was the last one!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Forum posters who post then riddicule, insult and generally verbally abuse anyone who disagrees with their post

Oh and those who jump on the bandwagon.

~Phew feels better

ooh you little fibber. Can't believe that ever happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who claim to be bisexual yet only have verifications from men on profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples that use bullet points On their profile and make it seem like a job inter_iew ????

grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anybody on 6mths or more with no meets, just very sad, makes me feel desperate for them

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