FabSwingers.com forum: Dad bod and inappropriate humour

By *ainbowCheesecake OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Seriously with all the messages we get each day from men why do none of them fit this brief. I want my husband x2. Love a dad bod and want someone who laughs at all the wrong things. Come on gents send us your dodgiest jokes, nothing off limits, no gym types please. You make us feel guilty about all the cake haha

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Seriously with all the messages we get each day from men why do none of them fit this brief. I want my husband x2. Love a dad bod and want someone who laughs at all the wrong things. Come on gents send us your dodgiest jokes, nothing off limits, no gym types please. You make us feel guilty about all the cake haha"

It's Kiki who laughs at the wrong things in this house lol

If an old lady fell over I'd rush to help pick her up and then...

...have to go pick Kiki up as she will have fallen over laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve worked hard for my dad bod. Plenty of pies and cake

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Mom and dad bods here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod & mum curves here....plenty of nice cakes too

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By *ainbowCheesecake OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I’ve worked hard for my dad bod. Plenty of pies and cake "

There should definitely be more pies and cake at meets!

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By *ainbowCheesecake OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Mom and dad bods here "

Amazing ones! You look lovely and it's the wife being totally pervy here Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mom and dad bods here

Amazing ones! You look lovely and it's the wife being totally pervy here Haha xx"

Dad bod here too- all paid for in advance lol.

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Mom and dad bods here

Amazing ones! You look lovely and it's the wife being totally pervy here Haha xx"

Thanks your pics a great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scared to comment on certain profiles because no single guys but amazing curves ladies

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Scared to comment on certain profiles because no single guys but amazing curves ladies

Thats are what these forums are for lol

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By *avrick180Man
over a year ago

Pontypool

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By *ainbowCheesecake OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Scared to comment on certain profiles because no single guys but amazing curves ladies

Thats are what these forums are for lol

Absolutely. Finding the profiles so much better for getting to know those we might like to run into in a club one day!

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Scared to comment on certain profiles because no single guys but amazing curves ladies

Thats are what these forums are for lol

Absolutely. Finding the profiles so much better for getting to know those we might like to run into in a club one day! "

A club lol will they ever reopen coz were dying to have a naughty night out

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By *ainbowCheesecake OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Scared to comment on certain profiles because no single guys but amazing curves ladies

Thats are what these forums are for lol

Absolutely. Finding the profiles so much better for getting to know those we might like to run into in a club one day!

A club lol will they ever reopen coz were dying to have a naughty night out "

We are off to VA on saturday. Things will be a little different with all precautions but still massively looking forward to just getting out and away from the kids Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn gives young people an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

A man has been charged with murder by using sandpaper. When asked about the victim, the defendant said he “only wanted to rough him up a bit”.

I discovered that answering the door naked and with and erection helps to deter Trick Or Treaters........oh, here we go again....two of them dressed as policemen......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think hubby fits in with a lived in dad bod look and laughs at very stupid things xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, your application to our match-making service has been rejected.

You failed on question #14: What do you most like in a woman?

‘My cock’ was not an acceptable answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scared to comment on certain profiles because no single guys but amazing curves ladies

Doesn't mean because they are not specifically looking for single guys you can't comment xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, your application to our match-making service has been rejected.

You failed on question #14: What do you most like in a woman?

‘My cock’ was not an acceptable answer. "

Haha xx

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

I understand about the cake bit ,

I'm guilty too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad jokes?? OK....

What did the deaf dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer..

Before you all start, I'm allowed as I'm going through chemo myself.. The oncology nurses loved that one

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

The missus asked me what I was doing on the computer. "Looking for cheap flights" I replied.

She got incredibly excited, kisses me, and proceeded to give me the most amazing blow job I've ever had.

This surprised me as she's never been interested in darts before.

I'll get my coat....

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By *ysticmykeyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

The title of this thread pretty much sums up my whole adult life.

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By *tarlink12Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Lock down body in full flow here, doesn't help that I had COVID last week so no gym for a while!

Waiter: Sorry about your wait

Me: Are you calling me fat?

Definitely rocking this right now

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By *erts NNCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

What’s brown and sticky???

A stick

Full on dad bod Here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's pink and fluffy...... Pink fluff xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ?"

Ones really heavy and the other one is just a little lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod alert.

What kind of biscuits fly......plane ones.

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By *ainbowCheesecake OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Dad bod alert.

What kind of biscuits fly......plane ones.

I so wish you lived closer though D is concerned that your profile reads almost exactly as his did back in his single days.

Polygamy is ok right??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dad bod alert.

What kind of biscuits fly......plane ones.

I so wish you lived closer though D is concerned that your profile reads almost exactly as his did back in his single days.

Polygamy is ok right??"

Haha, why not lol

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By *ainbowCheesecake OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Dad bod alert.

What kind of biscuits fly......plane ones.

I so wish you lived closer though D is concerned that your profile reads almost exactly as his did back in his single days.

Polygamy is ok right??

Haha, why not lol "

mind you I already took on one extra kid with him

(2 if you include D himself)

I struggle not to tell the 3 spawn we have not to piss off daily....maybe I shouldnt get myself in a situation of adding more.

Maybe we could just get you here fucking me instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dad bod alert.

What kind of biscuits fly......plane ones.

I so wish you lived closer though D is concerned that your profile reads almost exactly as his did back in his single days.

Polygamy is ok right??

Haha, why not lol

mind you I already took on one extra kid with him

(2 if you include D himself)

I struggle not to tell the 3 spawn we have not to piss off daily....maybe I shouldnt get myself in a situation of adding more.

Maybe we could just get you here fucking me instead! "

Sounds intriguing

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south

Man says to his wife while in bed

“What would you like to do with my dads body ?”

She says

“Identify it “

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Why did the banana go the doctors??

Because he wasn't peeling very well

... I won't sit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why won't ms piggy ever get married? Her boyfriend won't kermit

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

Late 30s Dad bod here, lover of cake, puns and bad jokes in almost equal measure..

As an example, I bought some shoes from a drug dealer last week

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Jelly baby goes to the doctor with Pink liquorice hanging on the end of his willy.

"What have you been up to?" Asks the Doc.

Jeklybaby replies.

"ALLSORTS".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogging while camping.. Its fucking in tents

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Don't seem to be many appreciated our mom and dad bods lol

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