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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be

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By *B1974Woman
over a year ago

Stanley


"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be "

Depends what you expect and prices for actual handyman services. Plus quality of work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be

Depends what you expect and prices for actual handyman services. Plus quality of work"
well I have numerous reviews and can show pics of genuine work I've done and the prices would depend on the job

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By *B1974Woman
over a year ago

Stanley

Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?

Has to be asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?

Has to be asked"
genuine want to see if there is any scope for it

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan


"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?

Has to be asked"

Ha ha yes, he's probably spent too much time on porn sites.

Although, I've fucked a few customers over the years

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Give him a chance, he may be excellent with his tools

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give him a chance, he may be excellent with his tools "
I am i promise

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be "

Is this a pitch for a new Benny Hill sketch ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be

Is this a pitch for a new Benny Hill sketch ? "
Hahaha I'm being genuine lol

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By *B1974Woman
over a year ago

Stanley


"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?

Has to be asked genuine want to see if there is any scope for it"

Thank you for answering, not sure if there'd be enough demand to be honest.

I wouldn't give up your day job...... And I mean that sincerely

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?

Has to be asked genuine want to see if there is any scope for it

Thank you for answering, not sure if there'd be enough demand to be honest.

I wouldn't give up your day job...... And I mean that sincerely"

He’s got his hi-viz, rigger boots and a rock on, good luck to the fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hom01Man
over a year ago

Rugby

The guttering on the pub where I stay needs cleaning out !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?

Has to be asked genuine want to see if there is any scope for it

Thank you for answering, not sure if there'd be enough demand to be honest.

I wouldn't give up your day job...... And I mean that sincerely"
my day job is builder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave."
I've been a handyman running my own business for several years now and I've never had anyone come on to me let alone a sexual offer, am I doing something wrong?

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By *okobuttersMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I need some things tiling done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need some things tiling done "

Typical I was working in Birmingham a couple of weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would absolutely love a naked handyman but he'd have to be attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would absolutely love a naked handyman but he'd have to be attractive "

Oh and love the Geordie accent ...

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By *ebel Red HotWoman
over a year ago

York


"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave.I've been a handyman running my own business for several years now and I've never had anyone come on to me let alone a sexual offer, am I doing something wrong? "

No you are awake and not dreaming lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave.I've been a handyman running my own business for several years now and I've never had anyone come on to me let alone a sexual offer, am I doing something wrong?

No you are awake and not dreaming lol. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would absolutely love a naked handyman but he'd have to be attractive

Oh and love the Geordie accent ..."
thanks can travel like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Back to work and it's killing me no sex since Feb I feel like a virgin and now masturbating more everyday than when I was younger

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Tryed this little Awkward when I stopped for breakfast at McDonald’s though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could do some work in mine naked if your ever in Scotland

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I'm a handyman too. Never had sex with any of my customers but plenty of flirty conversations.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a handyman too. Never had sex with any of my customers but plenty of flirty conversations. "
same with me mate

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By *heeseandWineCouple
over a year ago

Reading and Southampton


"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be "
Could be some health and safety issues here, imagine using an angle grinder!!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Naked Handyman... Sounds like this should be listed as an extreme sport OP. Whacking your thumb with a hammer is one thing but... (Doesn't bare thinking about).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be Could be some health and safety issues here, imagine using an angle grinder!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naked Handyman... Sounds like this should be listed as an extreme sport OP. Whacking your thumb with a hammer is one thing but... (Doesn't bare thinking about)."
lol im highly skilled

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Had many bookings bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?

Has to be asked genuine want to see if there is any scope for it"
why advertise on here then

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By *heif6999Man
over a year ago

malton

Joiner myself but don’t mix work with pleasure..... it doesn’t end well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had many bookings bud "
not yet mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck to you, if you don't ask, you don't get!

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By *ustathingMan
over a year ago

Reading

I fitted a kitchen for a woman once. All got a bit flirty after a couple of days, and by the end of the week we were at it like rabbits!! Ended up dating each other for 3 years!

It really does happen just like any other work 'romances'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem with this business plan is that people who want shelves etc put up want their shelves etc put up. That's their priority: they don't want a shoddy or careless job. They want a professional person to come in and do the work with a minimum of chat. If you're naked they'll just be getting in your way if they're sitting there watching you and putting you off as you're putting up the shelves etc. And there's no point otherwise.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone looking for anything done after lockdown let me know

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Anyone looking for anything done after lockdown let me know "

Busy ? I’m just starting to slow down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Works ok here not great but ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still available lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A past female work colleague had a guy clean her house weekly in the nude. He paid her to let him do it though and gave her extra if she occasionally and randomly slapped him on his arse

She wasn’t into the bdsm lifestyle or anything crazy. Described herself as vanilla but enjoyed something different every now and then.

Getting others to pay you to do naked jobs may be harder. Also I would hate to handyman work when naked. Bare arse on a screw, tip of my cock scratching against some sanding paper, etc

* had to put scratching in place of another word as it wouldn’t let me post but you get the idea!

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"Still available lol"
good luck mate

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By *overWantedMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Still available lol"

Hope it works out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No luck yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob the Builder has gone a little extreme!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bob the Builder has gone a little extreme!

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??????

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

I’ve always had a Fantasy of having someone over doing work while I work out in undies or something naughty... but the other way around... haven’t explored that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One day this will happen I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve always had a Fantasy of having someone over doing work while I work out in undies or something naughty... but the other way around... haven’t explored that one "

That sounds like fun, tight work out gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still available lol"

I recon, if you were comfortable with it, you might get some offers from men.

Especially if you emphasised the fact that you are str8, so they could watch you work but not touch.

Just thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave."

Smells like poop . I had my own business for 17 years . Only just closed it down July last year . In all those years i would say 2-3 have had a flirt . Normally it’s to try get the price down . Work is work , and you should never mix the two . Takes years to build a business , seconds to destroy it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a floor layer, and in all the years I have been working, I have never been approached for sex,what would happen if I did,who knows,I can only dream lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A past female work colleague had a guy clean her house weekly in the nude. He paid her to let him do it though and gave her extra if she occasionally and randomly slapped him on his arse

"

It's your link so t OK speak I really can't see people wanting to pay you for the service your trying to sell.

If they want work doing on a house like others have said they go to a recognised professional, minimum fuss, chat etc.

Over the last 2 years a number of guys on the fab forum have offered naked handyman services for free (to be able to fufil their link) and to be honest I don't think many if any were successful at all.

KJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a floor layer, and in all the years I have been working, I have never been approached for sex,what would happen if I did,who knows,I can only dream lol"

He never got laid .

Excuse the pun .

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I think most would be worried to have someone in their house who is SO desperate to flash his cock - flashing and sex crime are closely linked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave.I've been a handyman running my own business for several years now and I've never had anyone come on to me let alone a sexual offer, am I doing something wrong? "

Yeah, you're not talking $##t like the handmany business guy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave.I've been a handyman running my own business for several years now and I've never had anyone come on to me let alone a sexual offer, am I doing something wrong?

Yeah, you're not talking $##t like the handmany business guy.... "

LOL I'm still waiting for the first person to come on to me at work, I seriously doubt that I'd take them up on it though work is work, fun is fun the two don't mix.

I have done jobs for other fabbers but only on a professional level, just because they are on fab doesn't mean I would or they would want me to take advantage of the situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A past female work colleague had a guy clean her house weekly in the nude. He paid her to let him do it though and gave her extra if she occasionally and randomly slapped him on his arse

It's your link so t OK speak I really can't see people wanting to pay you for the service your trying to sell.

If they want work doing on a house like others have said they go to a recognised professional, minimum fuss, chat etc.

Over the last 2 years a number of guys on the fab forum have offered naked handyman services for free (to be able to fufil their link) and to be honest I don't think many if any were successful at all.

KJ"

I wasn’t the guy doing the cleaning. A work colleague was getting paid by a guy to let him do the house cleaning naked.

I do agree though, that if people want a job doing they want it doing proper and would not look for this type of offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds very unprofessional to me turning up for work naked with no regard for health n safety. I’d recommend keeping trying to fuck and trying to work separate

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom


"I’ve always had a Fantasy of having someone over doing work while I work out in undies or something naughty... but the other way around... haven’t explored that one

That sounds like fun, tight work out gear "

Now there’s a thought

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"I’ve always had a Fantasy of having someone over doing work while I work out in undies or something naughty... but the other way around... haven’t explored that one

That sounds like fun, tight work out gear

Now there’s a thought "

Definitely a great idea I keep thinking about it now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still available

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