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How far can you ejaculate?

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By *ister_s OP   Man
over a year ago

Welwyn

Quite simple, anyone who can do 2 metres goes to the top! I can shoot over over my shoulder still....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I felt bad that nobody replied, I once shot to north Korea from Helsinki and sparked and international incident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I felt bad that nobody replied, I once shot to north Korea from Helsinki and sparked and international incident. "

Kum Jong-un won't be happy

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

I shot the sheriff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does flicking it count?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

About a centimetre, slightly restrictive condoms.

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By *f579Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I have been a sniper in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never actually thought about it tbh but I mean the speed it comes out at I guess pretty far hmmm this needs further investigation

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By *ogerMore99Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Have been known to hit the ceiling when not careful.

Without care comes lots of cleaning and repainting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to shoot the length of my bedroom soo I'm counting that as rather good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Managed to shoot the length of my bedroom soo I'm counting that as rather good "

I ment my bed not the whole room lol that would be legendary status shooting

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By *ister_s OP   Man
over a year ago

Welwyn

Thanks everyone!

I think this needs a photo competition!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 50 years old mine just dribbles out the end but with gusto!!!

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By *appy2100Couple
over a year ago

kensington

Hubbys well hung but sometimes just about his chest then when u not expecting the fkn headboard and usually my hair on the way so it varies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over my face x

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I could probably manage about 15 feet, if I do it out of the bedroom window.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Over 50 metres ,but I was standing at the edge of a cliff.

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By *allumUKMan
over a year ago

KingsLynn

Depends how excited i get. Had a few times where i've shot cum all the way up over the top of my head onto the wall behind and into my own face. lol But for the most part it shoots out belly and chest height.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Let's just say I could give a socially distanced facial (are we allowed to do that?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how long since my last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been stood at the bottom of the bed watching guys cum and go in a sex club , she was wiping the cum up with blue roll and saw my pecker hard and invited me to have a doo.

Soo after a good wank I told her squeeze my nuts so she did, I said harder she said I'll hurt you sobi shouted squeeze them hard now !! And suddenly I'd felt a release I can only describe as a fireman's hose splashing everywhere , in her hair ,on her tits , in her eyes , over her head ,on the wall and when I stopped shooting I realised id sponked over a lady who couldn't take the load and said whoa I need a shower

So I fucked up a spunk and go

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By *ad-HunterMan
over a year ago

near Watford / hemel / St Albans

Yep I'm 55 and I love Edging for around an hour at least then I be tempted to shoot and can easily 2 metres if it's not getting sucked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends if I have a run up or not

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By *ranfondoMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

as far as the back of the ladies mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I edge, quite far, could go over my head if lying down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon about half a mile if I’m knocking one out in a Pendolino toilet.....

Disclaimer: I’ve never knocked one out in a Pendolino toilet.

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

I can do a good 6ft with a heavy load and have videos to prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About three Sky remotes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WhenI was a teenager I once hit the ceiling...honestly. Nowadays lucky if I pass my belly button.

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By *ownhamguyMan
over a year ago

Battle

I shot to Clacton once, just shooting down the shopa

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Once cum over the edge of a 6th story balcony. Does that count? All in all it was a fair distance. Just down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some day I fear it may go round the world and slap me in the back of the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once cum over the edge of a 6th story balcony. Does that count? All in all it was a fair distance. Just down "

WE HAVE A WINNER.

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By *ornado69Man
over a year ago

Princess Risborough

I came on a plane so that was about 3 miles worth of cum

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Dunno. It's quite hard to see through to the other side of the hole in the wall.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Shot myself in the eye on one occasion. Red eye stings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Around a mile if I cum over a cliff edge

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

From my teenage years upto my mid 40s i could shoot it about 3mtrs...I would hit the bedhead wall many times after pulling out when fucking in the doggy position....back of the girls head would be covered like a plasterers radio too..

Now in my early 50s I can reach my chest when masturbating or my wifes breasts when fucking her in the missionary position...

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By *ugardadcleanerMan
over a year ago

cirencester

H loves huge strong spurtersi in her. Always cums when spunk hits her cervix and cock pulses hard in her

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

I have regularly accidentally cum over my face.

Giving yourself an accidental facial is quite hot... Or is it just me...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty far as long as I take a run up...

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London


"I have regularly accidentally cum over my face.

Giving yourself an accidental facial is quite hot... Or is it just me...?"

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MY personal best is 11ft. It was about 15 years ago though, so down to about 11 inches now.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Ive pulled out ehipped condom off and finished by hitting the headboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was laying in bed one night and noticed the cumstains on my ceiling . Painted the whole room and am more carefull now . I hate painting .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite simple, anyone who can do 2 metres goes to the top! I can shoot over over my shoulder still...."

I’m in last place here as I’m not even on your scale.

Due to diabetes I go from my balls to my bladder and have not seen my spunk for years but on the plus side my orgasms are very clean and dry !!!!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With K's hand-job technique it's usual to shoot significantly further than you might expect, she's given a few hand-jobs in clubs where this has happened which has surprised the lucky recipients. It's usually way over my head and up the wall and not uncommon for me to give myself a facial on the days when I'm dehydrated, easily a few meters.

However a time it would have gone much further was one time when K was a real trooper. I had to have blood tests including one to check out my prostate. With this test you can't ejaculate for 48 hours and due to timing I wasn't going to get any release for over 60 hours. This would be an *incredibly* long time for me. In her (and my) naivety K said that as a "special treat" I could give her a "big facial" as it would "all be saved up". We recorded the event for posterity and I've never seen anything like it. If she had not been there to take the blast then it would have shot past the moon and then on to Mars. The cleanup operation took several minutes...

...the best part of this is that the nurse forgot to take the blood sample for the prostate, so I'm looking forward to when we get to do it all again

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