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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So basically, I’ve had quite a few insults lately about the look and shape of mine! One was on the forum for a roast the profile above chat so fair enough. But, I’ve had replies lately off a couple of women saying no thanks your cock looks weird etc...

it’s a good job I don’t take things to heart!

I thought looks wise a cock was a cock, obviously size variations come into account. But can the shape of someone’s purple headed womb ferret instantly put you off?

I know I’m not considered big, but I’m far from the smallest on here.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

A roast is one thing but dm insulting is not cool! Shame on those!

In answer to your post shape,colour & veins can all play a part in how a cock is perceived by any given viewer & yes they can sometimes be a instant turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously. 29th September looks way out of proportion. It’s just the angle of the photo from the others but it’s not complimentary.

All in all it’s ok but for me that pic isn’t doing you a favour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Noted, I’ll remove it. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not many cocks are attractive in fairness. Use your body in tastefull photos. All men miss that part out (for me anyway) xx

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

If you want to put cock pics on it’s probably something you can expect. Not that it makes it right of course but there are always idiots who make themselves feel good by trying to make someone else feel bad! Maybe think about a “less is more” attitude to your pics? Make them a bit more classy and leave something to the imagination? Just my thoughts that’s all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've just had a look, and ive got to say... yep, that's a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen plenty of cocks and just wanna say there's nothing wrong with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know what you mean, looks perfectly normal to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what you mean I've had my fair share of idiotic comments cos I've got a bit of a bendy cock but never had a complaint hits the right spots lol

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Looks like an average penis ,nothing bad nothing good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys he removed the weird one

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

I got told mine was too straight

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Guys he removed the weird one"

I bet you kept checking him out to see if he

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Guys he removed the weird one

I bet you kept checking him out to see if he had "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a grower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys he removed the weird one

I bet you kept checking him out to see if he "

I wanted to see the weird penis, but he removed it

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"I know what you mean I've had my fair share of idiotic comments cos I've got a bit of a bendy cock but never had a complaint hits the right spots lol"

I like the colour of your bathroom wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op it's not that strange or offensive so not sure what they are on about!

A guy sent me an unasked for cock pic last week, I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or call the emergency services. Seriously, it looked like someone had battered it to death, then tried to resuscitate it with an electrical current, put it in the freezer to preserve it and accidentally trapping the head of the said cock in the freezer door as it was been closed to trap the beast!

It was a strange shape, blue and purple and the head looked like it had a terrible accident in a black pudding factory!

God knows what had really happened to it, but yep, that one deffo was a turn off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know what you mean I've had my fair share of idiotic comments cos I've got a bit of a bendy cock but never had a complaint hits the right spots lol

I like the colour of your bathroom wall "

Really? I prefer his penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know what you mean I've had my fair share of idiotic comments cos I've got a bit of a bendy cock but never had a complaint hits the right spots lol

I like the colour of your bathroom wall "

Haha it's a teal colour if I remember right with silver glitter mixed through it

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"So basically, I’ve had quite a few insults lately about the look and shape of mine! One was on the forum for a roast the profile above chat so fair enough. But, I’ve had replies lately off a couple of women saying no thanks your cock looks weird etc...

it’s a good job I don’t take things to heart!

I thought looks wise a cock was a cock, obviously size variations come into account. But can the shape of someone’s purple headed womb ferret instantly put you off?

I know I’m not considered big, but I’m far from the smallest on here. "

And yet, time and again, you read in here; all cocks are the same, when you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all.......

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Apparently my cock's perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on cam and was told my cock was ok but the head wasn’t big enough. Can’t please em all can you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I’ve just had mine complimented

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By *r_TrojanMan
over a year ago

In The North

OP, unfortunately, some people just complain about anything and everything. The fact that you don't take things to heart shows you are the bigger person.

Just do you and don't worry about the naysayers. You can't please everyone

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"OP, unfortunately, some people just complain about anything and everything. The fact that you don't take things to heart shows you are the bigger person.

Just do you and don't worry about the naysayers. You can't please everyone "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh FFS now I’ve to worry about the shape of my dick?

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"Oh FFS now I’ve to worry about the shape of my dick? "

Take Trojans advice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

OP, as far as I can see, yours is perfectly normal. Nowt very different about it tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body shammy is never cool or acceptable whether you're a man or a woman. Everyone's beautiful in their own way.

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I think it looks great x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing weird there. At least you don’t have subcoronal hypospadias

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By *ed_Rocket.Man
over a year ago

Near by

Don't think that's cool people should be accepted for there individual differences tbh I always think I'm not big enough

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland


"So basically, I’ve had quite a few insults lately about the look and shape of mine! One was on the forum for a roast the profile above chat so fair enough. But, I’ve had replies lately off a couple of women saying no thanks your cock looks weird etc...

it’s a good job I don’t take things to heart!

I thought looks wise a cock was a cock, obviously size variations come into account. But can the shape of someone’s purple headed womb ferret instantly put you off?

I know I’m not considered big, but I’m far from the smallest on here. "

i wanna know who said it looks weird it looks like the same shape as mine and i get tons of compliments on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block and go away naught wrong with you.

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland


"Looks like an average penis ,nothing bad nothing good "
ouch dont know if thays good or bad haha. Sitting on the fence hey lol

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

Not looked at many so don't have a wealth of experience but looks like a dick to me.

Everyone is different don't sweat it buddy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Looks like an average penis ,nothing bad nothing good ouch dont know if thays good or bad haha. Sitting on the fence hey lol"

Penises are generally penises. Very infrequently do they look especially nice or attractive (to me). Occasionally they can look unpleasant, but the OPs just looks like a normal penis. I don't think many women are especially attracted to the shape or appearance of a penis, no matter what guys might think. I'm also sure guys don't choose potential partners based on the appearance of their vulva.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had mine compared to a light bulb! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine bends but sher says its perfect doggie style

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"So basically, I’ve had quite a few insults lately about the look and shape of mine! One was on the forum for a roast the profile above chat so fair enough. But, I’ve had replies lately off a couple of women saying no thanks your cock looks weird etc...

it’s a good job I don’t take things to heart!

I thought looks wise a cock was a cock, obviously size variations come into account. But can the shape of someone’s purple headed womb ferret instantly put you off?

I know I’m not considered big, but I’m far from the smallest on here. "

Fuck me, if you pull it towards you does John Smiths smooth come out or if 3 lemons line up do you win the jackpot ?

Pity the Victorian freak shows stopped touring you would have made a fortune

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By *inkyCouple1927Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Let’s be honest, they are all pretty ugly to look at

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Let’s be honest, they are all pretty ugly to look at "

Well not all, but some of them omg

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