FabSwingers.com forum: Strange/funny request(s)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had a bloke ask me this morning if I fancied attending an all male Bukkake party ?!

I wasnt freaked out or that but I'd never hears of this and thought it was a bit unusual should I say

Has anyone else had anything that made them think oh ho ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in the chat room and a guy wanted me to ring him and hurl abuse at him over the phone. I declined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last month I had a mid-40s man message me asking for me to go to a park, me grab him from behind and gag him then bundle him in a car. Then wanted me to take him into some remote area, tie him naked to a tree and fuck him bareback for a few hours

I politely declined and blocked him.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was once asked for a meet

fuck that, deviant bastard was blocked immediately.

she was nice tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get loads of odd requests, i think i just attract all the perverts lol

The biggest thing i get asked for thats outside my limits is scatt, id say i get a couple of messages a week for that, ive also been asked to play with peoples dogs etc i had one woman ask me if i meet her son and fuck him while she watched lol i get a few odd ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked for a meet

fuck that, deviant bastard was blocked immediately.

she was nice tho

and i thought i got the pervs lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I was once asked for a meet

fuck that, deviant bastard was blocked immediately.

she was nice tho

and i thought i got the pervs lol"

I was going till she mentioned 'missionary....'

I was 'ffs, have I time travelled back to the 50's'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked for a meet

fuck that, deviant bastard was blocked immediately.

she was nice tho

and i thought i got the pervs lol"

Somebody once told me I owed then a shag

Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had weird requests

*sits n waits on them flooding in*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Quick update , the guy says he's be holding these parties for 8years !

That's a lot of cum

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Quick update , the guy says he's be holding these parties for 8years !

That's a lot of cum

you are asking to meet men tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady on here message me and asked if I fancy meeting

Her profile headline was: NO BLACK MEN AT ALL

I replied : Update your profile and your mind and we may share a coffee

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Had a guy ask me if I was interested in being a 'Lay and Pray' victim....asked him what he meant but never got an answer so I still dont know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a 'gentlemans health spa' i was asked :

'i don't want sex, but will you just lie on me and squash me'

i was hungover at the time, so i obliged - far easier than putting any effort in when i felt like crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked for a meet

fuck that, deviant bastard was blocked immediately.

she was nice tho

and i thought i got the pervs lol

Somebody once told me I owed then a shag

Cheeky!"

cant you believe people on here would make such demandes?

And you still aint paid up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick update , the guy says he's be holding these parties for 8years !

That's a lot of cum

you are asking to meet men tho"

i dont think its the man thing he dont like its the bukakkah thing hes unsure about

i'll watch lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Quick update , the guy says he's be holding these parties for 8years !

That's a lot of cum

you are asking to meet men tho

i dont think its the man thing he dont like its the bukakkah thing hes unsure about

i'll watch lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked for a meet

fuck that, deviant bastard was blocked immediately.

she was nice tho

and i thought i got the pervs lol

Somebody once told me I owed then a shag

Cheeky!

cant you believe people on here would make such demandes?

And you still aint paid up

I am a bad debter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah you said lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick update , the guy says he's be holding these parties for 8years !

That's a lot of cum

you are asking to meet men tho

i dont think its the man thing he dont like its the bukakkah thing hes unsure about

i'll watch lol

i watched a male gang bang once, was the worse day of my life, all then men fucking and i wasnt allowed to join in

stupid rules lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah you said lol"

Strange request.....will you take a credit note? Can be cashed at a later date

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Was in the chat room and a guy wanted me to ring him and hurl abuse at him over the phone. I declined."

did you decline politely or abusively?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in the chat room and a guy wanted me to ring him and hurl abuse at him over the phone. I declined.

did you decline politely or abusively?

It was a pm. Think it was just a no at the time. Made me chuckle though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of most oddest was about 6 years back my partner and i arranged to met a 42 year old Bi fem for real girl on girl sexy fun (yummy yummy) so this MMF - everything seemed right - pics exchanged - telephone conversations between both fems - venue agreed - we set off and got there earlier; we knew the car she was in; it pulled up it was slightly dark and waved and suggested she got in front of car to chat first

We where gob smacked to be met by 65 Cross Dresser (who was crap at that) who though nothing of it to say

"im so pleased you agreed to meet me but has you can see im not Lisa im Less - do you still fancy some girl on girl sex"

F....k and off came out of both our mouths at same time ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being asked to kick a guy in his balls

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

The worst i was asked was if id join a guy and his alsation dog and let them both lick me out ..WTF some weired ppl on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst i was asked was if id join a guy and his alsation dog and let them both lick me out ..WTF some weired ppl on here

Deffinatetly a Woof one that hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when l first joined had someone ask me to shit on there face fair to say he got blocked straight away

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"The worst i was asked was if id join a guy and his alsation dog and let them both lick me out ..WTF some weired ppl on here

Could have been worse, he could have suggested a spit roast...

Brings a whole new meaning to the doggy position though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when l first joined had someone ask me to shit on there face fair to say he got blocked straight away "

If i had a emocon for puke it be here now --- yuck yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had 2 guys request me to come and do .Their housework naked for them. Errr no now if a lady requested mmm LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a request on a different site to blow smoke down a guy's pee hole.

We're not talking just once, but he wanted me to smoke several ciggies and blow every time down his 'jap's eye'.

The message explained that I'd be one of a hundred women in a queue, that he'd requested to do so and he offered to pay me for the priviledge.

I was not that shocked as the site is a fetish site, but even so, to get a message like that out of the blue (which went into great detail) threw me a little and prompted me to stick a clause on my profile saying that I did not do things outside of my kinks listed.

I have also been asked (on that same site) to sit fully clothed on a guy's faceand read a book and to allow a bi male couple to fuck each other whilst their dog fucks me next to them.

It takes all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we must be strange, never had a strange request...................yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we must be strange, never had a strange request...................yet "

Can you bring a fish finger sandwich to a meet and stuff it in my left ear?

Strange enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a guy asked me to cum in a glass and freeze it so he can use it as lube and he can snowball it also if he could piss fuck me i replied by blokcking him only to see him 2 hrs later as he just lives in the next street to me .

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Crikey did he recognise you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick update , the guy says he's be holding these parties for 8years !

That's a lot of cum

you are asking to meet men tho"

No sure of your point ?

I'm just saying I've never heard of one of these parties, I'm not judging anyone

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Quick update , the guy says he's be holding these parties for 8years !

That's a lot of cum

you are asking to meet men tho

No sure of your point ?

I'm just saying I've never heard of one of these parties, I'm not judging anyone

I didn't think you were judging to be honest, I was unsure if you were shocked as a STRAIGHT man at being asked to an all male party where the guys wank over each other/or one person OR you had never imagined gay/bi guys activity would possibly mirror hetrosexual one.

and as you are currently looking for guys to contact you and you seek party invites I was unsure.

apologies, I never made myself clear.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

i got offered a part in a porn film once (back in the days of the AOL chatrooms, anyone remember those?)

when i asked what ages the women were he said there were going to be none.

didnt take it any further...

ade

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

One man on here sent me a pic of him sucking his staffies cock, he's still on here too he actually thought it might turn me on

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Jesus I have led a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad we don't get any strange requests!

Some of these have made me go omg!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"So glad we don't get any strange requests!

Some of these have made me go omg!

Only some lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a bukkake party?!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one I got was for me to be a "young bukkake cumslut" in a circle of older guys

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