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"Saw one of these recently and thought we could do it again...basically roast the profile above, making some witty remarks about some aspect of their profile. Make sure you have a thick skin if you participate as you'll get it back at you, but at the same time make the responses clever and not just straight up name calling! Let battle commence..." Has a thing for cocks, likes it up his bum too. | |||
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"Saw one of these recently and thought we could do it again...basically roast the profile above, making some witty remarks about some aspect of their profile. Make sure you have a thick skin if you participate as you'll get it back at you, but at the same time make the responses clever and not just straight up name calling! Let battle commence... Has a thing for cocks, likes it up his bum too. " He's looking to meet drug free people, but judging by that tattoo the only way he's going to get anyone to meet him is if they are off their tits | |||
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"Sandhurst, 18-99, will fuck anything.. you can just say you're a squaddie mate, would save us all a lot of time." Guessing his beard is longer than his cock based on those pics | |||
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"Pathetic cock" Mmmm I really love a luminous pink bellend...said no woman ever | |||
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one" Guessing she would also feel the STD she had after it was over | |||
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one" Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off | |||
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off " No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! | |||
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"I thought it was illegal to kill wild animals?" Not that you'd know being from Doncaster, youre too bust trying to shag them | |||
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers!" Calls himself Roger Moore, but by the look of his cock it looks like it should be Roger less | |||
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers!" I apologise, I didn't expand the photo  | |||
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! I apologise, I didn't expand the photo "Marianne get roasting or get out lol | |||
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"I thought it was illegal to kill wild animals?" its fake leopard | |||
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! I apologise, I didn't expand the photo
Marianne get roasting or get out lol"Clearly the excercise isnt making your dick grow | |||
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"I thought it was illegal to kill wild animals? its fake leopard " What about the zebra? | |||
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"I thought it was illegal to kill wild animals? its fake leopard " More like real hippo... | |||
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! I apologise, I didn't expand the photo
Marianne get roasting or get out lol"make me, small dick!! | |||
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! I apologise, I didn't expand the photo
Marianne get roasting or get out lol make me, small dick!! "And shes back in the game.... Come on small dick what you got to say? | |||
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"Nice knee.... " honest profile and pretty face | |||
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"Nice knee.... " Octopus woman from little mermaid springs to mind | |||
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"Nice knee.... Octopus woman from little mermaid springs to mind" Ha ha ha that made me chuckle! | |||
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"Nice knee.... Octopus woman from little mermaid springs to mind" Oh and dead slug in Bath comes to mind | |||
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! I apologise, I didn't expand the photo
Marianne get roasting or get out lol make me, small dick!! "I think the only thing you're good at roasting is a pork joint and potatoes...daily | |||
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"Nice knee.... Octopus woman from little mermaid springs to mind Oh and dead slug in Bath comes to mind" It was fully functioning before seeing your profile. | |||
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"Nice knee.... Octopus woman from little mermaid springs to mind Oh and dead slug in Bath comes to mind It was fully functioning before seeing your profile." Your profile is so generic people get deja-vu the first time they look at it. | |||
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"Nice knee.... Octopus woman from little mermaid springs to mind Oh and dead slug in Bath comes to mind It was fully functioning before seeing your profile. Your profile is so generic people get deja-vu the first time they look at it." I bet that little pussy in your pants didnt take much taming? | |||
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"Judging by what's in the boxer shorts on your profile that's definitely looks like a tiny kitty in there "282 public photos. Still searching for a hot one. | |||
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"Judging by what's in the boxer shorts on your profile that's definitely looks like a tiny kitty in there
282 public photos. Still searching for a hot one."You'd know all about temperatures with that thermometer dick | |||
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"Judging by what's in the boxer shorts on your profile that's definitely looks like a tiny kitty in there
282 public photos. Still searching for a hot one.
You'd know all about temperatures with that thermometer dick "Guessing your photos are black and white because they didn't have colour photography the last time you could get it hard | |||
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"Your 28th july pic looks like mother nature came unexpectedely" Well up for a hotwife relationship. Who will play the role of the "hot wife"? | |||
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"Your 28th july pic looks like mother nature came unexpectedely Well up for a hotwife relationship. Who will play the role of the "hot wife"?" Pretty sure you could pass as the wife with a dick that small | |||
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"Your 28th july pic looks like mother nature came unexpectedely Well up for a hotwife relationship. Who will play the role of the "hot wife"? Pretty sure you could pass as the wife with a dick that small" Is he a berk, is he a wanker or is he just another dick? | |||
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"Seen baboons with a better red arse  "Seen baboons with smaller arses | |||
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"Seen baboons with a better red arse
Seen baboons with smaller arses "Jelousy is an ugly trait dear, it might improve your face | |||
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"Seen baboons with a better red arse
Seen baboons with smaller arses
Jelousy is an ugly trait dear, it might improve your face"It would be hard to improve this face that much after it suffered your arse squishing it flat  | |||
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"Seen baboons with a better red arse
Seen baboons with smaller arses
Jelousy is an ugly trait dear, it might improve your face"Presume the constant change of hair colour is to distract from the fact you have no personality | |||
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"Seen baboons with a better red arse
Seen baboons with smaller arses
Jelousy is an ugly trait dear, it might improve your face
Presume the constant change of hair colour is to distract from the fact you have no personality"Shouldn't you try getting your cock big and hard before posting? Mine's bigger than that when soft, and I'm a grower, not a shower! | |||
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"Not so great at maths, you can only be 100% in total!!!! Pics rather uninteresting" At your ages I'm guessing it's mostly wind | |||
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"Not so great at maths, you can only be 100% in total!!!! Pics rather uninteresting At your ages I'm guessing it's mostly wind " Sadly for you mostly fire, but you’ll never know | |||
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"Not so great at maths, you can only be 100% in total!!!! Pics rather uninteresting At your ages I'm guessing it's mostly wind Sadly for you mostly fire, but you’ll never know " Your face would look better with cum blurring it out | |||
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"Not so great at maths, you can only be 100% in total!!!! Pics rather uninteresting At your ages I'm guessing it's mostly wind Sadly for you mostly fire, but you’ll never know Your face would look better with cum blurring it out" When you got circumcised did they slip with the knife and take the top of your bellend also? | |||
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"Can tell you’re from Liverpool with spelling and grammer like that, Jesus." *grammar  | |||
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"Can tell you’re from Liverpool with spelling and grammer like that, Jesus. *grammar "Nobody likes a smart arse hahaha! | |||
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"Can tell you’re from Liverpool with spelling and grammer like that, Jesus. *grammar
Nobody likes a smart arse hahaha!"I’ve never burned someone with one word before  | |||
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"I bet you wish that extra 6" was on your cock not your height." Why do you have a close up of a balaclava wearing koala on you profile? | |||
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"I will come and unlock the bathroom door for you ..... soon "Whoops was one above. What you looking at me like that for? | |||
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"I will come and unlock the bathroom door for you ..... soon
"To be fair it worked for both | |||
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"I will come and unlock the bathroom door for you ..... soon
To be fair it worked for both "Apparently seeking boobs to play with...think the only tits he's going to cop a feel of are his own with that shitty profile | |||
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