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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so profiles are your personal way of saying who you are but we have found an increasing rise in some very bad ones this is our observation not a general opinion here are a few

Slut wanted for me to abuse

Fat bitch wanted who can’t get a fuck anywhere else

These are real extracts from profiles ok I know this might be a popular thread but just wondering who else has come across it and found it distasteful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know because apparently us men don't bother reading profiles anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason i hate the word "fanny".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't know because apparently us men don't bother reading profiles anyway "
we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the people with terrible profiles to advertise the fact that they aren’t worth the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that puts me off is "must be 8" or bigger" if it has to be that big to start with there is really no point chucking a savloy down an alleyway

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By *rouble1998Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

anything that’s overly graphic puts me off straight away, I like a bit of mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty

Naughty fun

Naughty ladies

Just the word naughty in relation to sex

I always get a picture in my head of guys being told off by their mums

A 50 yr old man describing sex as naughty, isnt gonna do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For some reason i hate the word "fanny"."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naughty

Naughty fun

Naughty ladies

Just the word naughty in relation to sex

I always get a picture in my head of guys being told off by their mums

A 50 yr old man describing sex as naughty, isnt gonna do it for me"
I love that answer never thought of it like that but now I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White only

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Cum dump, creampie which is probably a bit 2 faced as i do love a lady that enjoys getting covered in cum.

Though i dont creampie anyway as dont do BB

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

The word professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties ! Wish people would say panties

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

If they say they ‘go down for hours’ if it takes that long they can’t be very good

Also if they mention that their hobby is taxidermy

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Cannot Accommodate, that's the biggest turn off for us because we cannot either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that puts me off is "must be 8" or bigger" if it has to be that big to start with there is really no point chucking a savloy down an alleyway "

Or it's just personal preference just like anyone else's' wants/desires..

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Must, got to, cannot, have to, all the words of a closed mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later... And after months they haven't

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By *empseyANDRedheadCouple
over a year ago

warwick

When guys say.... extremely adventurous and want to push their boundaries but won’t do bi stuff

Well what boundaries are you pushing? What’s adventurous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must, got to, cannot, have to, all the words of a closed mind."

80% of profiles then lol

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

That us out then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House looks like a shit tip in pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘ I’m married but have wife’s permission to play’ yeah course you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Tee hee hee” Makes me cringe.

Or “Lol” at the end of every sentence

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By *outhbucksCouple
over a year ago

Great Missenden


"The word professional "

Followed by copious spelling mistakes

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Naughty

Naughty fun

Naughty ladies

Just the word naughty in relation to sex

I always get a picture in my head of guys being told off by their mums

A 50 yr old man describing sex as naughty, isnt gonna do it for me"

This

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By *outhbucksCouple
over a year ago

Great Missenden

Really silly of us but people who don't know which version of discreet/discrete to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that read:

IF YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE WITHOUT KNOWING MY INSIDE LEG MEASUREMENTS FIRST YOU WILL BE BANNED

IF YOU HAVE ONE TESTICLE LOWER THAN THE OTHER, YOU WILL BE BANNED

IF YOU HAVE EVER MET ANYONE ELSE BEFORE AND THEN DARE TRY TO MEET ME, YOU WILL BE BANNED

Falseleg1986 is a TIME WASTER, AVOID

To Sydney opera house, you do not have permission to use that pic of me getting intimate with a salad vegetable during the interval..

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Text speak instead of proper words put me off.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

We have 'professional', pisses people off no end, even though who don't quite get what it means. More blocks coming our way.

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By *vasexperimentWoman
over a year ago

huddersfield


"House looks like a shit tip in pics"

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

Cum slut, fuck my shit hole, who is going to read that and get all horny...there are loads of things I don't like seeing, but one is..."looking for adult fun" what else fun is there to be had on an adult swinging site...of course it's full of adults and outdoor fun wanted...that just does nothing for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old classic is very annoying ‘I don’t bite, unless you want me to that is’

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester

110% straight , definition... very homophobic, your wife is all mine as I'm the big I am. In realty sexual flop and normally supports Manchester united and lives in Grimsby.

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Panties ! Wish people would say panties "

pasties we like pasties

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"Really silly of us but people who don't know which version of discreet/discrete to use

"

Drives me mad too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawty or naughty. Do I look like a child?

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By *enry201728Man
over a year ago

glos

Haha... ah panties!!

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By *telksyMan
over a year ago

London


"One that puts me off is "must be 8" or bigger" if it has to be that big to start with there is really no point chucking a savloy down an alleyway "

I get that it's a preference like some else stated, it is rather irritating though.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"If they say they ‘go down for hours’ if it takes that long they can’t be very good

Also if they mention that their hobby is taxidermy "

Best answer by far!!!!!

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Using the default " couples looking for etc"

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

The whole Facebook/Australia Uni thing at the bottom of their profile.

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

When I was growing up I had a nickname. That nickname was smeg. It stuck until recent. I had it as my username until someone mentioned about smegma. Didnt know what it meant. Yeah I changed it straight away haha

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

'I'm willing to pay'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones saying they want a milf or unicorn are the ones I tend to avoid

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Any reference of wanting to push boundaries, instant turn off. People's boundaries should be respected, they have them for a reason.

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria


"Any reference of wanting to push boundaries, instant turn off. People's boundaries should be respected, they have them for a reason."

Ive referenced boundaries, but thats referring to me going out of my comfort zone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty

Naughty fun

Naughty ladies

Just the word naughty in relation to sex

I always get a picture in my head of guys being told off by their mums

A 50 yr old man describing sex as naughty, isnt gonna do it for me"

Pmsl

Agree !

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By *elly72Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Angry attitude and demanding. And the guys that don’t like women looking for big dicks are usually these people and saying it’s because they’ve obviously got wide holes proves it

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

When a status says "looking for horny guys" but when you check the profile they say no single guys

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"One that puts me off is "must be 8" or bigger" if it has to be that big to start with there is really no point chucking a savloy down an alleyway "

Haha we here in Ireland say "like throwing a sausage down O'Connell street" (main street in Dublin).

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By *BC StitchMan
over a year ago

London

Definitely a good method

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By *BC StitchMan
over a year ago

London

Hehe

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By *BC StitchMan
over a year ago

London

The Sydney one is proof of a retard or public entity’s which actually just means an organisation that trades on the stock exchange ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi , I detest that saying , it bugs me so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer. Conjures up an image of thick, gloomy cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavy cummer. Conjures up an image of thick, gloomy cum "

Gloopy*

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

When they say they're a mass murderer.

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone


"Really silly of us but people who don't know which version of discreet/discrete to use

"

That’s just one of the many homophones that we get wound up by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

profiles that demand face pics in first message

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

‘Smoker’

Stops almost all of our meets.

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By *ussexcouple40Couple
over a year ago

Sussex


"The Sydney one is proof of a retard or public entity’s which actually just means an organisation that trades on the stock exchange ffs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discreet

Married

Smoker

VVWE

Ruin you

Young lad

Black cock for you (any use of colour as a selling point)

Love to please

Sydney stuff

Won’t bite unless asked

Dom but then says can sub

New (profile over a year)

Dripping cum cocks

Barebacking others

Sex Videos (not couples)

Fruit and veg where they shouldn’t be

There/their

.... oh it’s a list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely no limits"

Instant eyeroll

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Bored and skint hmm get a hobby or a job you lazy slob that response once got me a telling off from admin it worked as the said profile disappeared

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Everyone that i've included on mine seem to put people off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny

No limits

Crude,vulgar profile names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word professional

Followed by copious spelling mistakes "

This and the word sapiosexual, yet you know full well they’ll judge you on looks alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White only"

What about BBC only? Same? Preference isn't racist is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Smoker’

Stops almost all of our meets. "

There are loads that don’t have it, yet you turn up and they ask, “do you mind if I smoke?”. Doesn’t matter if I mind or not, you’d have had one before I arrived and would stink of it.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Don't or word's to a negative or unfriendly vibe.

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London

"anything goes" "up for anything" or "will try anything once"

It just can't be true, but if it is and you are actually like that then I'd give you a very wide berth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Smoker’

Stops almost all of our meets.

There are loads that don’t have it, yet you turn up and they ask, “do you mind if I smoke?”. Doesn’t matter if I mind or not, you’d have had one before I arrived and would stink of it. "

Your profile says you WILL meet smokers. So does it matter if they smoke before, during or after your time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Nawty

Anything ranty or demanding

Spelling mistakes and poor grammar

Any mention of slut, whore or any other indication they’re into humiliation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really silly of us but people who don't know which version of discreet/discrete to use

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Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything involving text speak. Makes me say FML!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Cum dump

Not fussy

When someone writes in capital letters to get their point across. It just looks ranty.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Really silly of us but people who don't know which version of discreet/discrete to use

Me too. "

It's amazing how many people get that wrong

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I prefer positive profiles.

Anything with a list of negatives doesn't tickle my pickle.

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By *ircumalot-ladycumcatcherCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Verifications that end with "Treat her with respect." Which is confusing when their profile name is 'Cumdrinkingcockslutunicornsubmissiveslavewantsanastydaddytospankher.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verifications that end with "Treat her with respect." Which is confusing when their profile name is 'Cumdrinkingcockslutunicornsubmissiveslavewantsanastydaddytospankher.'"

Dot com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White only

What about BBC only? Same? Preference isn't racist is it?"

Lol lol lol

It has nothing to do with racism..... reading “ White only “ would stop me from reading that profile any further....

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Vulgar profile names are a big put off for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Smoker’

Stops almost all of our meets.

There are loads that don’t have it, yet you turn up and they ask, “do you mind if I smoke?”. Doesn’t matter if I mind or not, you’d have had one before I arrived and would stink of it.

Your profile says you WILL meet smokers. So does it matter if they smoke before, during or after your time? "

Well, that’s soon changing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Describing a partners attribute as "to die for"

Bit of perspective please

No beards stops me reading

No grandads stops me reading

Big dick wanted stops me reading

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Mr has "magic fingers"

No he does not.

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

What instead want

Where instead were

There instead of their

Fill in later

Proffessional lol as misspelt

'I read profiles' or them wanting us to read their profiles when it become immediately obvious they havent read mine

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Profiles that go off on one about penis size in a manner that makes it absolutely clear they've either a) never held a tape measure next to a real human penis, or b) are selling more porkies than the entire town of Melton Mowbray.

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By *unkymale65Man
over a year ago

Worksop


"The ones that read:

IF YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE WITHOUT KNOWING MY INSIDE LEG MEASUREMENTS FIRST YOU WILL BE BANNED

IF YOU HAVE ONE TESTICLE LOWER THAN THE OTHER, YOU WILL BE BANNED

IF YOU HAVE EVER MET ANYONE ELSE BEFORE AND THEN DARE TRY TO MEET ME, YOU WILL BE BANNED

Falseleg1986 is a TIME WASTER, AVOID

To Sydney opera house, you do not have permission to use that pic of me getting intimate with a salad vegetable during the interval.. "

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Those in particular who are on the lookout for "A" list porn studs.

Must be tall fit and muscular.

Must be WE 9" and above and girthy.

Must be able fuck for 4 hours and be a repeat cummer.

The one thing that does get me though is when they ask for you to start the conversion with something interesting and intelligent and that they are very well and fine so please don't ask that.

So I dont bother messaging any profiles that are clearly living.on cloud coukoo land.

Its often funny when you look at their profile meets and none of the men they've had are anything like what they are looking for LoL

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"“Tee hee hee” Makes me cringe.

Or “Lol” at the end of every sentence "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For some reason i hate the word "fanny"."
I hate it as well. Kind of immature ?

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

We hate gorgeous or hot couples, purely subjective.

Professional couples, are they both prostitutes?

Only looking for single girl. Another hate as we see swinging as inclusive.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty

Naughty fun

Naughty ladies

Just the word naughty in relation to sex

I always get a picture in my head of guys being told off by their mums

A 50 yr old man describing sex as naughty, isnt gonna do it for me"
He is not the messiah, he is a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We hate gorgeous or hot couples, purely subjective.

Professional couples, are they both prostitutes?

Only looking for single girl. Another hate as we see swinging as inclusive. "
We also hate profiles where people describe themselves as professional. So what ? Does that make them more worthy ?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Mahw or Lol, some sort of fake laughter thing

Fill in later - these are the guys who message me

I agree with a previous comment on this thread, if they have a terrible profile then that indicates, the meet may also be a waste of time.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Heavy cummer

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

In a sexless relationship = thats cos your a shit shag ya partner don’t even want it

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By *andy2Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Most common ( for me)

No Asians

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By *odgerNbadgerCouple
over a year ago

Chepstow


"Really silly of us but people who don't know which version of discreet/discrete to use

"

Oh gods yes! Especially if they're also "professional"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As our current status says ass instead of arse, unless you are American there is no excuse for this.

Along with BBW and people who think their wants should invalidate ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Heavy cummer "

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I think someone should write a book this is great entertainment.

I might add the ones that say I’m not picky but yet still don’t like to answer

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Feed you my load x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The word ‘looking’.

The term BBW.

The word ‘professional’

The word ‘girls’.

The words ‘I’m married but getting none at home’.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Man pussy what ever one of them is

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By *odgerNbadgerCouple
over a year ago

Chepstow

Any status that moans about "so many fakes and time wasters" or says "thinking of leaving this site"

Go ahead, its not our job to massage your ego...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The word ‘fun’.

Makes me think of bowling or ice skating!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"The word ‘fun’.

Makes me think of bowling or ice skating!"

YES!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man pussy what ever one of them is "

Yes very interesting......

I had a message from a guy asking me if I wanted his bussy....

I seriously had to google it...

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By *illwalkerMan
over a year ago

South Lincs

Long lists of rules with lots of "do's and dont's" are off-putting.

Also shouty CAPITALS really irritate!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The perennial 'fill in later' on longer term profiles, of course.

'Don't know what I'm looking for' is in a similar vein.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Nawty or naughty. Do I look like a child? "

add norty to that as well

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Not so much words, but attacking or negative vibes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Add 'random word' to your message if youve read this far'

No

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By *odgerNbadgerCouple
over a year ago

Chepstow

"Happily married" or "spicing up our already awesome sex life!"

Kind of feels like they're exactly the opposite... also implies the rest of us are stuck in miserable sexless drudgery because we're not "fun" or "hot".

Look we're just a pair of middle-aged slightly overweight fuckers who like to get our kit off with other adults. Some think we're hot, some don't, sometimes we want to suffocate the other in their sleep but at the end of the day we go home together, put the cat out and snore.

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By *weetnjuicycoupleCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Anything with reference to ‘Daddy’ .......just wrong IMO xx

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The word ‘genuine’.

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Forumite

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Dom, Bull, heavy cummer

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By *rouble1998Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

‘mrs looking to experiment with another woman’ or ‘explore her bi side’

I personally don’t want to be someone’s experiment

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Man pussy what ever one of them is "

What the fuck is a man pussy?

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Already been posted big list of demands

Must be 6.5

10 inches

Looks like Brad Pitt

Heavy cummer

Posted by someone like a middle aged couple from stoke

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"We have 'professional', pisses people off no end, even though who don't quite get what it means..."

The irony

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Long winded profiles trying to make themselves important lol

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"One that puts me off is "must be 8" or bigger" if it has to be that big to start with there is really no point chucking a savloy down an alleyway

Haha we here in Ireland say "like throwing a sausage down O'Connell street" (main street in Dublin). "

Or in Newcastle:

Throwing a savaloy into the Tyne Tunnel

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Profiles with no pictures on lol do they walk about with plastic bags over there head usually lol

I’m professional a professional what? Makes diddly squat if your naked being screwed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that puts me off is "must be 8" or bigger" if it has to be that big to start with there is really no point chucking a savloy down an alleyway "
So true!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I can't believe I've got this far down the thread and not seen... Coming in at number 1 pop-pickers...

'Sucks Like A Pro'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anything that’s overly graphic puts me off straight away, I like a bit of mystery "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up for anything" makes me cringe so bad.

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By *4damMan
over a year ago

Walsall

No asian men.

For obvious reasons.

You really think that the colour of my skin makes me like every other brown skinned male.

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria


"No asian men.

For obvious reasons.

You really think that the colour of my skin makes me like every other brown skinned male. "

Cant really complain for someone else's preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Up for anything" makes me cringe so bad."

What if they really are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/10/20 05:55:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see NO ASIAN MEN although I’m obviously not a man makes me angry as I’m proud to be mixed Asian. That’s like me putting in my profile No Whites or blacks or anyone apart from Asian men. Does not look good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DDLG what is that all about???

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

I am a fairly laid back guy so generally the words people use in their profile don’t bother me too much as we all have a preference or type that we are seeking.However when I see looking for bareback fun / sex or 420 friendly then the chances of me sending a message or accepting a invite if I should be so lucky are zero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles which say well educated makes me think did they go to private school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know who you are.

Why not just send them a msg

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Any words that kind of indicates they think them self elite or displays elitist attitudes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"leaving this site"

Fuck off then. You don't need to tell people. Just go.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Impress us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profiles that say put #$@#$@#$ in the header or jump through hoops before I even talk to you. Should it be that difficult or is it a feeling of being in control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Single guys don’t you dare message us ,we will look for you”

Erm ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FILTHY Fun ..

it Turns my water sour... Why can't it be respectable, exciting, playful

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Man pussy what ever one of them is

What the fuck is a man pussy?"
Not sure and I’m certainly not googling it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when people cover them selves in there pictures with Slut cum whore etc. . No thanks

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Man pussy what ever one of them is

What the fuck is a man pussy? Not sure and I’m certainly not googling it "

Its not hard to guess, everyone has one both male and female

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By *kyhighstilettoCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

We could use the contents of this thread as a really effective block list and save ourselves a load of time

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Man pussy what ever one of them is

What the fuck is a man pussy? Not sure and I’m certainly not googling it

Its not hard to guess, everyone has one both male and female"
well I haven’t

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Must have a face pic to get mine,you can guarantee 99%wont honour those words oh and only like BBC or you "must" be 8 inches or more as I'm a size queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy.

Nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"House looks like a shit tip in pics"

Hahaha tramps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daddy.

Nothing else "

Can you send them my way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill in later... And after months they haven't "

I hate that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daddy.

Nothing else

Can you send them my way? "

I would but I tend to just block them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bulls

420

No Asians

Bareback

Explicit description of rough sex

And lots of NOs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread. I feel like I gotta add to the list. Women/couples profiles that read something like this:

SINGLE MEN

Have exactly 36 inch long legs, 10 inch cock, can cum multiple times, be a tom hardy lookalike, be able to solve a rubix cube in UNDER 4 SECONDS, rock hard abs that I can do my washing off.

Etc etc, you get the jist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great thread. I feel like I gotta add to the list. Women/couples profiles that read something like this:

SINGLE MEN

Have exactly 36 inch long legs, 10 inch cock, can cum multiple times, be a tom hardy lookalike, be able to solve a rubix cube in UNDER 4 SECONDS, rock hard abs that I can do my washing off.

Etc etc, you get the jist "

Hahaha that sounds like a Matrimonial advert , looking for an ideal life partner than someone to fuck .

Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We hate those profiles that use a handful of words to describe themselves and pages of crap warning Sidney university and others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody whose profile is a list of things they don't like people saying. E.g. "don't just send me a message saying hello, make an effort", I just think "fuck you, you stuck up cunt" and move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We hate those profiles that use a handful of words to describe themselves and pages of crap warning Sidney university and others"

Lmao, Sidney uni after your dick pics man! And the tits, be careful, so I'm told.

Repeatedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We hate those profiles that use a handful of words to describe themselves and pages of crap warning Sidney university and others

Lmao, Sidney uni after your dick pics man! And the tits, be careful, so I'm told.

Repeatedly."

Think you could be right, we just hope Sidney is bi

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By *andkCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

You must type "blah blah blah" as your message title to prove you've read our profile and they're profile is just page after page of utter drivel.

Must have a face pic and they don't

Wife here does anyone want to fuck my hubby while iam out

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


""leaving this site"

Fuck off then. You don't need to tell people. Just go."

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By *oxychick35Couple
over a year ago

thornaby

Professional

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

In the details section, they say "Fill in later", then in the status they say... "I'm so bored"

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Ok so profiles are your personal way of saying who you are but we have found an increasing rise in some very bad ones this is our observation not a general opinion here are a few

Slut wanted for me to abuse

Fat bitch wanted who can’t get a fuck anywhere else

These are real extracts from profiles ok I know this might be a popular thread but just wondering who else has come across it and found it distasteful "

People saying they are looking for a cum dump, really doesn’t do it for me

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"In the details section, they say "Fill in later", then in the status they say... "I'm so bored""

Yeah fill in later yet been a member for over a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really silly of us but people who don't know which version of discreet/discrete to use

"

Which one is it then?

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Gaping

Must send a face pic with first message.

You MUST be able to accommodate or provide hotel.

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By *ral_isthenewblackMan
over a year ago

london

Ladies using the word 'Curvy' when they should be using the word 'fat'

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