FabSwingers.com forum: Worst pics you've seen on a profile

By *erkswanker OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

What has been the worst photo you've seen on someone's profile? Despite loving dick, I particular loathe the "erect cock directly over a toilet bowl full of piss" look :s haha...male, female, couple, TV...what's the worst photo you've seen?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Mine

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

A cyberman.

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By *nya888Woman
over a year ago

London

"What has been the worst photo you've seen on someone's profile? Despite loving dick, I particular loathe the "erect cock directly over a toilet bowl full of piss" look :s haha...male, female, couple, TV...what's the worst photo you've seen?"

Must admit, the cock over toilet is probably my least favourite. And I've seen surprisingly many of them on here...

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

The wife once got chatting to a guy who seemed nice, but when he sent pics his cock looked like it had lots of warts.

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Saw a picture of a woman wearing a Chelsea shirt.... terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit, the cock over toilet is probably my least favourite. And I've seen surprisingly many of them on here... "

I’ll raise you any photo with a toilet bowl in the background.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to there own but for me it's action pics,huge turn off

At least keep them private

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Some naked guy in a forest, it was shocking

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By *erkswanker OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Must admit, the cock over toilet is probably my least favourite. And I've seen surprisingly many of them on here... "

Perhaps you can educate people on their photos, because I'm enjoying yours a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaping male hole

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Picture of a gorgeous girl in the mirror of her bathroom, background of the shot a really unflattering angle of the guy pulling up his trousers!!

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"The wife once got chatting to a guy who seemed nice, but when he sent pics his cock looked like it had lots of warts."

I feel queasy

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By *erkswanker OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Another that makes me laugh is when guys post a photo of a close up of half of their cock, as if it's somehow so huge they can't fit it all behind the camera

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Any picture that involves a gaped butthole is gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any picture that involves a gaped butthole is gross"

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By *nya888Woman
over a year ago

London

Must admit, the cock over toilet is probably my least favourite. And I've seen surprisingly many of them on here...

Perhaps you can educate people on their photos, because I'm enjoying yours a lot!"

Might have to start an online course 'how to avoid unwanted items in your sexy captions'

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn

Rolls of fat being held open to expose a gaping thrush filled chasm that I wouldn’t expose a rat too never mind my cock!!! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolls of fat being held open to expose a gaping thrush filled chasm that I wouldn’t expose a rat too never mind my cock!!! Lol. "

Literally loling

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Prolapsed anus or vagina - turns my stomach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come splattered pussy pics disgust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too numerous to go into, but you only have to look through recent pic uploads and you will see them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fannys that look like road kill

And how do half the pics get to top 10 hot pics

They are vile

I’m no goddess I no that but Bork some make me sick

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Rolls of fat being held open to expose a gaping thrush filled chasm that I wouldn’t expose a rat too never mind my cock!!! Lol. "

I can honestly I said I haven’t seen that on here (thankfully)

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A pussy close up, and she's crossed her flaps over.. Why???

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By *erkswanker OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"A pussy close up, and she's crossed her flaps over.. Why??? "

Please please private message me with the profile name, I need to see this hahaha

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By *oxychick35Couple
over a year ago

thornaby

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By *ale4MaleMassageMan
over a year ago

Kingston upon hull

Arse pics... When u zoom in its got toilet paper on it or worse... Sporting a rusty bullet wound. Wash your holes

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By *oetic licenceCouple
over a year ago

Matlock

A cock picture with a remote control /tin of deodorant to "show off" the size.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Herpes at the base of his penis, a lady was riding him cowgirl too. Always wondered if she knew.

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By *oetic licenceCouple
over a year ago

Matlock

"Arse pics... When u zoom in its got toilet paper on it or worse... Sporting a rusty bullet wound. Wash your holes

Oh my god. I've not seen this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock picture with a remote control /tin of deodorant to "show off" the size.

I use the travel size ones, makes it look massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few girls in England Rugby tops....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arse pics... When u zoom in its got toilet paper on it or worse... Sporting a rusty bullet wound. Wash your holes

Oh my god. I've not seen this.

Oh god, I've seen a few who seem to be showing off their piles!

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

I also don't like the sitting on the toilet cock pics, but also remnants of bog paper around butt hole or pussy pics. My biggest pet hate though pictures with kids toys and baby toys in the background, I just find it totally inappropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly low down on the gross scale after reading some of these but for me it’s a guy posting a naked selfie but he’s still got his socks on.

In fact, any naked man with socks on

Miss V

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Certainly low down on the gross scale after reading some of these but for me it’s a guy posting a naked selfie but he’s still got his socks on.

In fact, any naked man with socks on

Miss V"

Even if it's a sock on his middle leg?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"A pussy close up, and she's crossed her flaps over.. Why???

Please please private message me with the profile name, I need to see this hahaha"
just look on hottest pics.

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By *erkswanker OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Hilarious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certainly low down on the gross scale after reading some of these but for me it’s a guy posting a naked selfie but he’s still got his socks on.

In fact, any naked man with socks on

Miss V

Even if it's a sock on his middle leg?

I’ll make an exception for Anthony Kiedis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any genital close ups for us. Each to their own and obviously some like them but I just don’t get it. We are both well aware of what a cock/pussy looks like thanks.

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By *erkswanker OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"A pussy close up, and she's crossed her flaps over.. Why???

Please please private message me with the profile name, I need to see this hahahajust look on hottest pics. "

Isn't that just how her pussy is naturally? Just looks like meaty flaps to me haha

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Certainly low down on the gross scale after reading some of these but for me it’s a guy posting a naked selfie but he’s still got his socks on.

In fact, any naked man with socks on

Miss V

Even if it's a sock on his middle leg?

I’ll make an exception for Anthony Kiedis

Oi lexa play...

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich

A guy posted in the forums a short while back asking why he was getting no attention. Comment after comment was that his penis was clearly infected with something and that he really needed to get to an STI clinic.

He had removed the photos by the time I saw the thread.

Probably the worst we were ever sent was a guy stood naked except for a pair of dirty socks in a messy room next to an unmade bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about these knees?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"A guy posted in the forums a short while back asking why he was getting no attention. Comment after comment was that his penis was clearly infected with something and that he really needed to get to an STI clinic.

He had removed the photos by the time I saw the thread.

Probably the worst we were ever sent was a guy stood naked except for a pair of dirty socks in a messy room next to an unmade bed.

Oh the humanity an unmade bed

But in all seriousness sometimes you see some interesting/shocking backgrounds in pics

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich

He had removed the photos by the time I saw the thread.

Probably the worst we were ever sent was a guy stood naked except for a pair of dirty socks in a messy room next to an unmade bed.

Oh the humanity an unmade bed

But in all seriousness sometimes you see some interesting/shocking backgrounds in pics"

Sorry should have added there were stains all over the bed.

But in all seriousness if you trying to impress someone with a picture the least you can do is make your bed if its in the background.

A little effort goes a long way but a lack of effort is seriously unattractive

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

There was a guy that posted a "advice on my profile" thread a few weeks ago.

He had the obligatory 10 dick pics from 10 different angles but not only did he look very un groomed, he actually looked dirty and he soldier looked very very sore and poorly

his pics genuinely turned my stomach

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By *erkswanker OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"There was a guy that posted a "advice on my profile" thread a few weeks ago.

He had the obligatory 10 dick pics from 10 different angles but not only did he look very un groomed, he actually looked dirty and he soldier looked very very sore and poorly

his pics genuinely turned my stomach

Yeh nothing says "come get me" like a red raw crusty bellend, see way too many of those. A guy sent me a pic of his willy the other day and it looked sunburnt

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

Instagram bunny faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst are those what steal others pics and then pretend to be them FFS

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Gaping bum holes and drippy cocks. Ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man taking a picture of himself with spread legs and a cucumber half way up his asshole...

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By *erkswanker OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"A man taking a picture of himself with spread legs and a cucumber half way up his asshole...

But wait...isn't that sexy and enticing? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man taking a picture of himself with spread legs and a cucumber half way up his asshole...

But wait...isn't that sexy and enticing? Hahaha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaping filled dripping holes - no thanks

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Sweaty bollocks, overhang and groins full of fungal tinea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here, searching for my name...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

With very few exceptions, nearly every cock pic I've ever seen, especially those dripping with cum. Much nicer to see it with a torso IF REQUESTED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaping gash pics with stuff dribbling out of it . When I say stuff Im not sure what it is as some of it is a very unusual colour

Wide arsehole pics too where you can see what they had for tea the night before

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Gaping gash pics with stuff dribbling out of it . When I say stuff Im not sure what it is as some of it is a very unusual colour

Wide arsehole pics too where you can see what they had for tea the night before

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pretty much this as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hm, there's a lot to choose from...however, the one that disturbed me the most was a picture of a lady with extreme genital piercings. Definitely not for me.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Men licking and sniffing women dirty ( and I mean dirty) underwear. Really turns my stomach

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids

I manage the equivalent of swipe right very quickly these days. Less is more for me with photos. Each to their own I guess

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

I dont like seeing spread pussy with leaking spunk pics at all

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Each to there own but for me it's action pics,huge turn off

At least keep them private

But men never learn. They see them as something of a trophy!

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By *andkCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

The worse one I've seen was a guy having a butt plug used on his hairy sh!tty bum and the butt plug looked like it had been dipped in Nutella, I still have nightmares

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

Not a pic, however there were 2 videos one was a female playing with herself with a dildo when there were clearly children in very very close proximity, and the same with a guy wanking himself to completion with child in the room, both were reported, as far as pics go the gaping arse, the phishing in public, and I'm not sure why and no offence to anyone who does this this, but exposing themselves in a very public place just annoys me lol, but each to their own xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

One that has put me off wine and certain fruit&veg for life..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a photo recently where the lady area was just a gaping black hole.

But J and I both agree that the ones where a woman is pulling herself open and has dirty finger nails are the absolute worst.

Bleeurgghhh

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Prolapsed anus or vagina - turns my stomach. "

Agreed it looks terrible nothing sexy about it at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty hands /nails holding a cock ...

oh and the one the other day .. mini sanitary towel and cock measured against.. really why ?

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

Anything gaping and prolapses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet pics are the worst!

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"The worse one I've seen was a guy having a butt plug used on his hairy sh!tty bum and the butt plug looked like it had been dipped in Nutella, I still have nightmares"
Ewwww

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By *ucker4you500Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Different strokes for different folks.

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By *unandfrolics696969Couple
over a year ago

exeter

"I saw a photo recently where the lady area was just a gaping black hole.

But J and I both agree that the ones where a woman is pulling herself open and has dirty finger nails are the absolute worst.

Bleeurgghhh"

This !

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Pets in the background, they're not even supposed to be allowed.

Family pics in background.

Barbara Windsor and (the late) Sid James, who would even post that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

............I am lost for words!

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By *ands09Couple
over a year ago

West London

About 6/7 months ago we received a wink from a couple profile (still active here), so we clicked their profile and to our horror - the house looked nothing less than a hoarder houses shown in TV where the cleaning ladies sorts them... and to top it of all in one picture the couple stood naked on top of a rubbish pile with beer and chicken in hand .. ( profile says - will accommodate and can’t travel )... after that nothing shocks us anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spread apart close up pussy with gooey cum where its all hairy, messy, spotty and looks like they needed to visit a clinic x

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