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"Not every woman can squirt no matter how good you claim to be But he's a squirtologist! That means he's got a certificate and everything! (A soggy certificate.)" | |||
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"Not every woman can squirt no matter how good you claim to be But he's a squirtologist! That means he's got a certificate and everything! (A soggy certificate.)" Aah shoot, forgot that part. My apologies to the op as he is a squirtologist and so therefore can make every woman squirt | |||
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"Not every woman can squirt no matter how good you claim to be But he's a squirtologist! That means he's got a certificate and everything! (A soggy certificate.)" I'd laminate the certificate. It won't last long as it is | |||
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"How can any woman resist such an offer what a shame you're not closer OP " thanks lol | |||
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"A frantic finger blast doesn't always work...just putting that out there on behalf of cervixes everywhere... Lu " You're overlooking the fact he's a squirtologist. He's been expertly trained in the titanic finger twist technique as well as the turbo thruster 2000 variation. | |||
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"A frantic finger blast doesn't always work...just putting that out there on behalf of cervixes everywhere... Lu You're overlooking the fact he's a squirtologist. He's been expertly trained in the titanic finger twist technique as well as the turbo thruster 2000 variation." Sounds legit | |||
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"Only 1 guy has ever made me squirt" I guess not many squirtologists in your area | |||
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"Only 1 guy has ever made me squirt I guess not many squirtologists in your area " It's hard to get a place on those courses. They're very popular. | |||
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"Only 1 guy has ever made me squirt I guess not many squirtologists in your area " Haha! I guess not, such a shame | |||
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"Not every woman can squirt no matter how good you claim to be " nor does every woman want to x | |||
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"Not every woman can squirt no matter how good you claim to be nor does every woman want to x" But what about if your plants really need watering? | |||
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"You've got an 'ology? Remember the old BT advert with Maureen Lipman " used to love those ads | |||
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"You've got an 'ology? Remember the old BT advert with Maureen Lipman used to love those ads" She used to squirt in tv ads? How did I miss them? | |||
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"Not every woman can squirt no matter how good you claim to be But he's a squirtologist! That means he's got a certificate and everything! (A soggy certificate.)" He really should invest in a laminator. | |||
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"My very own Mr Nice x has got magic fingers and has made me and a fair few ladies squirt. He's lots of veris and never seems to let me down. He's not one to blow his own trumpet about his special skills. But he has made a fair few squirt or gush in the club's that didn't even know they could do it. You should see their face when it's their first time. He should be called magic fingers not Mr Nice x. Lol " That sounds like me, ask my partner for proof. | |||
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"You've got an 'ology? Remember the old BT advert with Maureen Lipman " Showing your age buddy...... Was that after the Buzby ones | |||
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