FabSwingers.com forum: Pizza Delivery Guy!

By *ierced_Viking OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdare

Before I was single, my partner and I had planned to do the 'Open the door naked to pizza guy' challenge! Unfortunately, we never got to try it, anyone else tried or thought about trying it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a plan that could go seriously wrong

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

You'd be bringing someone into your kink/sexual scenario without their consent, not cool. You don't know how it would make them feel. I would feel intimidated and awkward if I went to someone's door and they were in the scud! Save that kind of thing for role play with someone who is in on it.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Havent tried it and have no intention trying it. Involving someone in your kink without them willing to participate is just wrong.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

My wife got all dressed up for the Sainsburys guy once x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My wife got all dressed up for the Sainsburys guy once x

Difference between getting dressed up and being naked

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By *helroyCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

wife do it in see thru nighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then they go back and tell all the other delivery people about what happened, yeh that will work out well

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Stuff like this is more the remit of porn than real life.

We love all of these scenarios, caught in a car, caught in a hotel, answer the door naked, play in a taxi. But we’ve always done it in an organised way with willing participants.

Maybe it does take a bit of the spontaneous aspect away from it, but at least nobody is offended or unwillingly brought into our sex lives.

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By *ands09Couple
over a year ago

West London

I agree .. these are porn fantasy.. moreover I wouldn’t be sexually charged for someone who has spent good few hours near the pizza kitchen stinking of food..however, during one of our holidays in Portugal, I managed to bring the bartender back to my room..

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By *ierced_Viking OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdare

It was just a bit of fun! I'm sure the delivery guy would have had a smile on his face if nothing else! Me personally I would love something like this to happen to me!

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By *hongman1Man
over a year ago

Mansfield

Pretty sure there was a thread on here once upon a time about this very subject but from a female and it went down very well...... funny that!!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Think you’ve been watching too much 70s porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like pizza so I have missed out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was just a bit of fun! I'm sure the delivery guy would have had a smile on his face if nothing else! Me personally I would love something like this to happen to me!"

And what if s/he didn't have a smile and was in fact devoutly Catholic and offended? Some things are best left to fantasy or organised role play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh .... I knew a sub who Dom used come up with stupid tasks like that. She ended up nearly getting arrested for public indecency ..... yeah I would be a careful with that nonsense and choose your targets appropriately !!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Havent tried it and have no intention trying it. Involving someone in your kink without them willing to participate is just wrong."

I understand the consent issue, but in all honesty I can't imagine many men complaining if you answered the door to them naked. If a man did it to a woman it's very likely to be offensive, but I do find it very unlikely that a man seeing you naked is going to feel in any way defiled.

But good for you for considering the consent issue. We'd happily drive up to Leeds to deliver a pizza to you in a consensual role play should you wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amy loves the thought of this and the thrill of pulling it off.

I mean "accidents" happen. Towels can easily fall down, or a slight nipslip can occur.

She has only got as far as answering door with no bra and enjoying the delivery guy perving on her hard nipples.

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Always thought it would be a thrill for Mrs Gs to give an "accidental" nip or boob slip to a delivery driver but definitely not fully naked, that's where you could end up in trouble

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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

"I agree .. these are porn fantasy.. moreover I wouldn’t be sexually charged for someone who has spent good few hours near the pizza kitchen stinking of food..however, during one of our holidays in Portugal, I managed to bring the bartender back to my room.."

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Enticing /seduction with all parties knowing what’s going on - and having a get out - is fun. We’ve often thought about the barman thing in hotels but it’s never worked out in practice, nice one!

Answering the door naked to an unsuspecting delivery person who is just trying to do their job is controlling and abusive, whether it’s a man or a woman. I’m fed up with people stereotyping men in this way as all gasping for a look a some naked flesh in an innapropriate situation. (m)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like pizza so I have missed out!

This is undoubtedly the most unbelievable and upsetting thing I have read online. Who hurt you so badly that you cannot like pizza? Sending love xxx

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By *arklong88Man
over a year ago

Portslade /porthmadog

How many men here would be highly offended if a woman was naked when opening the door for pizza?

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By *-aint-a-crowdCouple
over a year ago

lingerie n heels

I’d never answer the door naked as we wouldn’t want to force that on someone, but I have answered the door dressed sexy. For instance an Asda delivery guy got to see me in a latex skirt, basque and thigh high boots. A takeaway delivery guy asked me for a selfie with him when I answered the door in a PU mini dress, stockings and heels, which I happily obliged x

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By *ierced_Viking OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdare

"How many men here would be highly offended if a woman was naked when opening the door for pizza?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This is one of those things best left to fantasy or roleplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people like you think every delivery guy is a massive pervert?

You're asking for trouble!! If you want to do this, why not look for someone on here and arrange for them to drop something off and let them watch your wife strip? It's the best option and at least you'll know they are consenting and enjoying the view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our pizza delivery guy is a early 20's female with blond hair, blue eyes and a figure worthy of any top shelf publication. I have a feeling that answering the door to her naked may end up with us having to sign a register for the next decade.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

" Answering the door naked to an unsuspecting delivery person who is just trying to do their job is controlling and abusive, whether it’s a man or a woman. I’m fed up with people stereotyping men in this way as all gasping for a look a some naked flesh in an innapropriate situation. (m)"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

So here's a test of our prejudices...

The other day...I peaked out the window and My opposite neighbour had a very sexy year old merc convertible parked outside... A stunning blonde, dressed in a body on orange dress, tanned athletic legs and white kicks, had the boot open and bent over gathering items from it... Let's just say it caught my attention...so I continued to be a noisy neighbour. Lo and behold she pulls out the insulated food delivery bag, rang the bell, dropped off the curry... Skipped back to the car and shot off... It was literally like the opening scenes of a porn flick... Without the porn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to me when I was much younger. I got flashed and invited in. Was extremely hot for me but I bottled out of joining the couple. If it happened now I’d have been in like a shot. Can understand the point of view of those against it but I personally found it a turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna be the guy that says I'd feel uncomfortable if i was the delivery guy in that situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d never answer the door naked as we wouldn’t want to force that on someone, but I have answered the door dressed sexy. For instance an Asda delivery guy got to see me in a latex skirt, basque and thigh high boots. A takeaway delivery guy asked me for a selfie with him when I answered the door in a PU mini dress, stockings and heels, which I happily obliged x"

This is probably a better option to be honest. Legally there’s nothing wrong with it and it’s equally arousing. In fact it could be argued that it’s more arousing because of the teasing aspect.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Before I was single, my partner and I had planned to do the 'Open the door naked to pizza guy' challenge! Unfortunately, we never got to try it, anyone else tried or thought about trying it?

Knowing my luck it would be a delivery woman.

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By *efinetly_darcyMan
over a year ago

Northwest

OK. I completely agree it's wrong to put a person in that situation.

But I will be open about our experience. For the last few nights myself and FWB have stayed in a well known Liverpool Hotel.

On the Sunday night her close female friend asked to come down and join us for drinks. We snuck her in (cheapskates I know).

This is a non sexual freind of my FWB, by the way.

Come around 7pm most the bars went QR code only in Liverpool, so ordering food cash only was hard.

My FWB and her best pal still in the hotel room, order food ask myself to pic up. Yes I agreed.

Unfortunately I got called into work. So asked the take away to deliver. My FWB and freind answer the door expecting myself. I'm not going to say what they were wearing!

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By *inky CyclerMan
over a year ago

Bristol

nakedpizzadelivery.com

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"You'd be bringing someone into your kink/sexual scenario without their consent, not cool. You don't know how it would make them feel. I would feel intimidated and awkward if I went to someone's door and they were in the scud! Save that kind of thing for role play with someone who is in on it."

This ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people like you think every delivery guy is a massive pervert?

What pizza do you want lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There use to be a couple on another popular social media site that posted these pizza guy pics and videos where they had a young guy and he had fun with the Mrs. That was sexy, but as above not really fair to force it upon someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the same if you flash on motorways to truck drivers. Nobody asks the drivers their consent lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it 2 weeks ago but with a slightly different approach. She answered the door with just a sexy pair of black knickers and a crocheted bikini cover and I was in the kitchen.

She made out that I was working away and she was trying to take some sexy snaps to send me but was struggling to get the right angle and asked if he liked to help her out and take a couple of her

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By *oliteguyMan
over a year ago

Melksham

"Our pizza delivery guy is a early 20's female with blond hair, blue eyes and a figure worthy of any top shelf publication. I have a feeling that answering the door to her naked may end up with us having to sign a register for the next decade."

Superb. How much do you spend every week ordering Pizza’s?!

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"It's the same if you flash on motorways to truck drivers. Nobody asks the drivers their consent lol "

Yeah that's not cool either.

Male, female or whoever, exposing yourself to a stranger is no different than the creeper flashing from an open trench coat in the woods. And while I'm sure there are plenty of folk who would be pleased at getting a glimpse, you can't only consider them.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's the same if you flash on motorways to truck drivers. Nobody asks the drivers their consent lol

Yeah that's not cool either.

Agreed. It's wildly inappropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it 2 weeks ago but with a slightly different approach. She answered the door with just a sexy pair of black knickers and a crocheted bikini cover and I was in the kitchen.

She made out that I was working away and she was trying to take some sexy snaps to send me but was struggling to get the right angle and asked if he liked to help her out and take a couple of her"

Did he help out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was just a bit of fun! I'm sure the delivery guy would have had a smile on his face if nothing else! Me personally I would love something like this to happen to me!"

flip it round ... your 17 year old daughter gets a delivery job at dominos in her first car (or housekeeping in a hotel if thats too much a stretch) they turn up at a door and a greasy fat old man is there naked knob in hand ... imagine the outrage

people don’t go to work to be sexually harassed for one of your fantasies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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. its also hugely obnoxious to assume you will even be attractive to them

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over a year ago

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Before I was single, my partner and I had planned to do the 'Open the door naked to pizza guy' challenge! Unfortunately, we never got to try it, anyone else tried or thought about trying it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before I was single, my partner and I had planned to do the 'Open the door naked to pizza guy' challenge! Unfortunately, we never got to try it, anyone else tried or thought about trying it?

I just think it's pretty egotistical to assume every guy wants to look at your woman's bits. I mean, just cause you were into her doesn't mean some unsuspecting guy wants an eyeful, people who do this want to have a word with themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it 2 weeks ago but with a slightly different approach. She answered the door with just a sexy pair of black knickers and a crocheted bikini cover and I was in the kitchen.

She made out that I was working away and she was trying to take some sexy snaps to send me but was struggling to get the right angle and asked if he liked to help her out and take a couple of her

Did he help out? "

He certainly did and definitely was not put out.

Took a couple bent over . Usual sort of thing. He was the one who actually said did she want some pussy shots.

So as a treat she let him take one of her with her knickers pulled to one side

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Opened the door for just eat delivery in bath robe unfortunately it did slip open oops poor guy didn’t know what were too look ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We did this it was pretty awesome.

The guy turned up.

I answered the door and gave him the consent forms which he duly signed. We then took his photo and checked with his boss...

After all this checking went back to get my wife... Who had in the meantime fallen asleep... Apologized to the guy.... So there were plus points and negatives... On the plus side my wife was sleeping so I got two pizzas on the negative side they were both cold...

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