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Men are like buses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You get let down and stood up then three turn up together lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get let down and stood up then three turn up together lol x"
what literally????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

busses usually smell too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"busses usually smell too lol"

All depends if I am on the top or bottom x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"busses usually smell too lol

All depends if I am on the top or bottom x"
top top top mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww dont talk about home like that!!!! How very rude!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Never on time, have a slight smell of wee and vanish after midnight?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Just as they get going they need to stop again, not all of them have anything up top and they don't mind the occasional dog?

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Never on time, have a slight smell of wee and vanish after midnight?"

LOL you've obviously never caught the tunnel bus then....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Dirty and noisy?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

They're always pulling-off before you are ready, there are lots of old scruffy looking ones about and at the end of the ride you will need to get-off by yourself?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Sometimes you get a bendy one?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Some won't take you all the way... especially if you get on the wrong one.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You can ride some of them for hours and still be back where you started?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Bring a book as it could be hours before you ride the same one again.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Bring a book as it could be hours before you ride the same one again."

Strong feelings about buses? Or men?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You're lucky if they have had a quick brush and a wipe with a damp cloth before you get on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just clarify this thread is about buses not Bussys ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep them coming...we are reading

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

sometimes people get in from the rear exit,

some have straps that you can swing from,

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

All aboard!

Ding ding

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

And has anyone been in one and enjoying the ride only for it to stop and tell you to get out cos its decide it wants to go somewhere else, its happened to me loads, very frustrating,dont know if im coming or going.

(talking london buses in particular they can be a devil for it)

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"All aboard!

Ding ding"

Or Ding Dong as lesley Philips would say

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By *elestial NavigatorMan
over a year ago

The moon


"And has anyone been in one and enjoying the ride only for it to stop and tell you to get out cos its decide it wants to go somewhere else, its happened to me loads, very frustrating,dont know if im coming or going.

(talking london buses in particular they can be a devil for it) "

On a bus here (brum) years ago..going on spaghetti junction... driver took turn off to london!....needless to say there was some fruity language aboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And has anyone been in one and enjoying the ride only for it to stop and tell you to get out cos its decide it wants to go somewhere else, its happened to me loads, very frustrating,dont know if im coming or going.

(talking london buses in particular they can be a devil for it) "

I know! i hope its only buses that will terminate at the next stop and not men

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's not fresh air coming out the back end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If men are like buses, women must be like banks:

Never open when you need one and I never get much interest.

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

and your over charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And their interests change around thrice a minute...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you offer bus passes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it reminds me of the Inbetweeners line "Bus Wankers!"

...ain't that the truth!

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