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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fab is fun

But there are the odd peculiar types on here

Post the strangest stories

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To get started

Chatting to a girl

Complimented the underwear she was wearing in a pic...

"My uncle bought it for me"

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Earlier this year I was contacted by a TV/TS - which isn't unusual in itself - complimenting me on some of my pics (again, not unusual)...

...he then sent me a series of messages telling me about his sister - I thought at first he was seeing if I'd be interested in her, but it became increasingly apparent that he fancied her himself...

On another occasion, a guy from the north east 'fabbed' some of my pics, and then messaged me - saying how much he'd love to watch me with his sister...

....from what he was telling me, he had set her up with guys from here a few tiimes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Earlier this year I was contacted by a TV/TS - which isn't unusual in itself - complimenting me on some of my pics (again, not unusual)...

...he then sent me a series of messages telling me about his sister - I thought at first he was seeing if I'd be interested in her, but it became increasingly apparent that he fancied her himself...

On another occasion, a guy from the north east 'fabbed' some of my pics, and then messaged me - saying how much he'd love to watch me with his sister...

....from what he was telling me, he had set her up with guys from here a few tiimes... "

My sister is in the next room, she is happily married though

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

One young girl asked if I was into poo !!! , what the hell ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hilarious, the two of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry....3

Odd . Odd. Odd.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

At Club Play in Blackpool there were two Women. One was on a lead, on all fours like a dog. The other was holding the lead literally treating her like a dog

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

We should of written a book! Some of the stuff you had to be there to belive it. Even sometimes we don't belive what we've seen.

From the guy, we saw at a party, who shoved a tooth brush up his ass. So he could get hard and stay hard all night. To the TV, who was teid up by a guy dressed as a Racoon. This list goes on

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By *orruptedWoman
over a year ago

Battersea, London

I was asked if I would meet a guy, let him lay on the floor, and could I wear high heels, and crush snails next to him so he could watch....weird!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I faked an orgasm in a Swingers Club, the man licked me like a cat lapping up milk so I faked the orgasm to make him stop! It was horrendous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked if I would meet a guy, let him lay on the floor, and could I wear high heels, and crush snails next to him so he could watch....weird!"

Poor snails!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was asked if I would meet a guy, let him lay on the floor, and could I wear high heels, and crush snails next to him so he could watch....weird!"

W

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By *orruptedWoman
over a year ago

Battersea, London


"I was asked if I would meet a guy, let him lay on the floor, and could I wear high heels, and crush snails next to him so he could watch....weird!

Poor snails!"

Obviously I said no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was at a club, being sociable, chatting to quite a few people.

Everyone very friendly.

There was one man in his late 50's....who was a bit odd:

made up stories about all the couples he'd been with, very chubby, socially not with it, scraggy beard, a fantasist...

I went to the sauna and lay down, closed my eyes and relaxed. Ooened my eyes to find him opposite me tugging away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away....."

Ha ha I’ve seen that so many times in clubs but 20 is a high figure....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

Ha ha I’ve seen that so many times in clubs but 20 is a high figure.... "

It was like a Benny Hill show

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

Ha ha I’ve seen that so many times in clubs but 20 is a high figure....

It was like a Benny Hill show"

Ha ha I’ve been the ‘prey’ ! Had a guy chat to me and my friend at a club all nicey nicey so later when my friend and I decided to dress down the guy ran at break neck speed to the changing room, got changed and was at the bottom of the stairs as quick as you could say Jack Robinson waiting for us. He then followed us around the playroom area until my friend and I chose a private room, then when we shut the door, the guy tried pushing the door and got in. My friend had to physically remove him from the room and he still tried to get in when we had locked him out, so my friend had to leave the room and physically take him downstairs to the management at which he only got a telling off but I had gone off the idea by then. It was a challenging evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

Ha ha I’ve seen that so many times in clubs but 20 is a high figure....

It was like a Benny Hill show

Ha ha I’ve been the ‘prey’ ! Had a guy chat to me and my friend at a club all nicey nicey so later when my friend and I decided to dress down the guy ran at break neck speed to the changing room, got changed and was at the bottom of the stairs as quick as you could say Jack Robinson waiting for us. He then followed us around the playroom area until my friend and I chose a private room, then when we shut the door, the guy tried pushing the door and got in. My friend had to physically remove him from the room and he still tried to get in when we had locked him out, so my friend had to leave the room and physically take him downstairs to the management at which he only got a telling off but I had gone off the idea by then. It was a challenging evening. "

Awww the swinging community...... gotta love it

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Those club stories make it sound like the dogging community's just moved indoors - guys clustered around wanking, following people around, opening doors uninvited!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away....."

Happened to me lots in the past. I call them the cock conga!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

Happened to me lots in the past. I call them the cock conga! "

My friend calls them the walking ‘wankers’ lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

Happened to me lots in the past. I call them the cock conga! "

Like swallows flying home for the winter, or a school of baitfish, the move in unison....

...quite mesmerising on one level

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

We were in a club in Cap D'agde.

On our way into a playroom a French lad of about 25 asked if he could join us.

I said "you can come with us, but all you do is suck Shel's tits, OK?" Fine he said, in a french accent.

On to the bed, Shel lay back I'm playing with her fanny and this French lad starts licking her face !

"Hey, your supposed to suck her tits, not lick her face" said I. Yes, Yes, he said.

OK try again. Once more he started licking her tits.

I got him off her face and said "Last chance, see then two round things with nipples, that's what you suck. No licking".

"Right" he said and promptly started lick her face again.

This time I got him by the scruff of the neck and shoved him out of the door.

Shel had to go and redo all her make up !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were in a club in Cap D'agde.

On our way into a playroom a French lad of about 25 asked if he could join us.

I said "you can come with us, but all you do is suck Shel's tits, OK?" Fine he said, in a french accent.

On to the bed, Shel lay back I'm playing with her fanny and this French lad starts licking her face !

"Hey, your supposed to suck her tits, not lick her face" said I. Yes, Yes, he said.

OK try again. Once more he started licking her tits.

I got him off her face and said "Last chance, see then two round things with nipples, that's what you suck. No licking".

"Right" he said and promptly started lick her face again.

This time I got him by the scruff of the neck and shoved him out of the door.

Shel had to go and redo all her make up !!"

Lol something was definitely lost in translation....

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

Ha ha I’ve seen that so many times in clubs but 20 is a high figure....

It was like a Benny Hill show"

Sounds like rios

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"At Club Play in Blackpool there were two Women. One was on a lead, on all fours like a dog. The other was holding the lead literally treating her like a dog "

Nothing unusual about that, probably best sneaking out the door now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, iv never been but, I think iv just been put off of clubs :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were in a club in Cap D'agde.

On our way into a playroom a French lad of about 25 asked if he could join us.

I said "you can come with us, but all you do is suck Shel's tits, OK?" Fine he said, in a french accent.

On to the bed, Shel lay back I'm playing with her fanny and this French lad starts licking her face !

"Hey, your supposed to suck her tits, not lick her face" said I. Yes, Yes, he said.

OK try again. Once more he started licking her tits.

I got him off her face and said "Last chance, see then two round things with nipples, that's what you suck. No licking".

"Right" he said and promptly started lick her face again.

This time I got him by the scruff of the neck and shoved him out of the door.

Shel had to go and redo all her make up !!"

That’s just how the French say hello

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

A TV strapped to a St Andrews cross being whacked in the stomach by a nun with a cricket bat

A woman in a catsuit crawling around and rubbing her scent against peoples legs and licking herself clean

A man in giant nappy laid on a womans lap breastfeeding

ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I faked an orgasm in a Swingers Club, the man licked me like a cat lapping up milk so I faked the orgasm to make him stop! It was horrendous! "

pmsl ??

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A man in a dungeon in a club tied to a cross naked except for a Halloween style clown mask. It was challenging not laughing.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"A TV strapped to a St Andrews cross being whacked in the stomach by a nun with a cricket bat

A woman in a catsuit crawling around and rubbing her scent against peoples legs and licking herself clean

A man in giant nappy laid on a womans lap breastfeeding

ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT! "

Well that’s what happens when you go late night shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never laughed so much. Lovin the thread keep those stories coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a swingers party in someone’s home once...

There was couple there that didn’t socialize with anyone nor moved from their spot all night...

They just sat alone and talked amongst themselves....

Well as the night went on , everyone started playing and enjoying themselves forgetting about this couple....

I walked out of one the bedrooms after playing with a couple and the husband of the silent couple comes up to me and hands me a condom.....

I give him a Wierd look and he says “ come with me “

I follow him to the bathroom and his wife is waiting.... He shuts off the lights, and we have sex .... I stayed in the bathroom to take a quick shower....

I came out of the bathroom looking for the couple to introduce myself and thank them....

I heard from the host , that they left the bathroom and ran out of the house.....

To this day , I wonder if I did something wrong...

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By *izzypeteMan
over a year ago

Bromley


"

I came out of the bathroom looking for the couple to introduce myself and thank them....

I heard from the host , that they left the bathroom and ran out of the house.....

..."

I thought that story was going to end with the host saying ‘ah yes that would be the phantom ghost couple that hang about waiting for a shag’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At Club Play in Blackpool there were two Women. One was on a lead, on all fours like a dog. The other was holding the lead literally treating her like a dog "
#pet play. Quite common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away....."

Was that in Amsterdam ? Sounds like what happened to me. The most horrendous experience and totally put me of clubs

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

I picked up a meet from the train station. She had been filmed for Jeremy Kyle earlier in the day. Still got the episode on my planner.

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"I was asked if I would meet a guy, let him lay on the floor, and could I wear high heels, and crush snails next to him so he could watch....weird!"
poor snails

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"I faked an orgasm in a Swingers Club, the man licked me like a cat lapping up milk so I faked the orgasm to make him stop! It was horrendous! "
you faked it? I was well proud of myself too

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club Im Not suprised, these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

Happened to me lots in the past. I call them the cock conga! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

Ha ha I’ve seen that so many times in clubs but 20 is a high figure....

It was like a Benny Hill show

Ha ha I’ve been the ‘prey’ ! Had a guy chat to me and my friend at a club all nicey nicey so later when my friend and I decided to dress down the guy ran at break neck speed to the changing room, got changed and was at the bottom of the stairs as quick as you could say Jack Robinson waiting for us. He then followed us around the playroom area until my friend and I chose a private room, then when we shut the door, the guy tried pushing the door and got in. My friend had to physically remove him from the room and he still tried to get in when we had locked him out, so my friend had to leave the room and physically take him downstairs to the management at which he only got a telling off but I had gone off the idea by then. It was a challenging evening. "

Blimey... I’m sure it’d have been an instant removal from most clubs. I think I’d have taken it upon myself and ‘deposited’ the chap outside in his dressed down state if I’d been the friend you were with. Slicking behaviour

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds

I was talking to this lass in fab about 5 or 6 years ago,Anyway she was fit and we seemed to hit it off,after we had been chatting a bit we decided to meet,she lived about 40 miles away near Rochdale,I'm driving there and talking to her a bit on hands free but as I got nearer she was sounding and becoming more and more strange. I get there,tell her Im Here she's like are you here,im saying yes I'm here,she says where are you etc etc,anyway I nearly just turned round and went home but after about 15 minutes of bizzare behaviour I get the number knock on the door and what answered the door was my worst nightmare,a scruffy looking woman obviously on drugs with balding hair and one tooth,Anyway Ruth the tooth came at me to kiss me, I am normally polite when knocking someone back but this time I just said you are not the woman on the pictures,she said it was her but without the wig.I couldn't get outta there fast enough and decided I would never drive as far for a meet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy said to my wife that is dad had not a bit in years and would she wank him off

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"One guy said to my wife that is dad had not a bit in years and would she wank him off"

What a thoughtful son. Who says nobody cares about the elderly,eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Call me old fashioned, but I'd feel a bit funny takung my Dad to a swingers' club....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call me old fashioned, but I'd feel a bit funny takung my Dad to a swingers' club...."

I’m glad to be as old fashioned as you

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By *ymrocruMan
over a year ago

penygroes

These stories about the horror that go on in the sex clubs has put me off completely. Id rather a personal meet.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Met a guy in a club, he seemed really nice, we spent at least an hour chatting. We went to a private room, he blew on my vagina, he blew in all different techniques, shallow breath right through to heavy breath as if he was running a marathon. When I queried the technique he jumped up off the bed and ran out and I never saw him again that night. He was seen running hell for leather from the changing room, through the club and to his car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These stories about the horror that go on in the sex clubs has put me off completely. Id rather a personal meet. "

I’ve met more oddballs on personal meets than I’ve seen in clubs.

My second ever meet stopped me doing things like this for a very long time. Turned up, no social, ushered into a wife who clearly only did this for her husbands amusement. Given two rules, no kissing and no oral. I was 23, so could think up an erection. Did the deed and left within 5 minutes feeling used! Haha

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away....."

That’s every Saturday night in every club in Britain lol!

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By *cooby_PinkySECouple
over a year ago

brighton

Crying here. That is just classic. The Japanese 7 winds trick, oh my ribs...xxxxx Thanks needed a good laugh...Brill thread ...

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I was talking to this lass in fab about 5 or 6 years ago,Anyway she was fit and we seemed to hit it off,after we had been chatting a bit we decided to meet,she lived about 40 miles away near Rochdale,I'm driving there and talking to her a bit on hands free but as I got nearer she was sounding and becoming more and more strange. I get there,tell her Im Here she's like are you here,im saying yes I'm here,she says where are you etc etc,anyway I nearly just turned round and went home but after about 15 minutes of bizzare behaviour I get the number knock on the door and what answered the door was my worst nightmare,a scruffy looking woman obviously on drugs with balding hair and one tooth,Anyway Ruth the tooth came at me to kiss me, I am normally polite when knocking someone back but this time I just said you are not the woman on the pictures,she said it was her but without the wig.I couldn't get outta there fast enough and decided I would never drive as far for a meet again."

Laughed out loud at Ruth the tooth

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"At Club Play in Blackpool there were two Women. One was on a lead, on all fours like a dog. The other was holding the lead literally treating her like a dog "

Is that weird ?

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By *iseekingbiCouple
over a year ago

N ireland and West Midlands

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By *iseekingbiCouple
over a year ago

N ireland and West Midlands


"A TV strapped to a St Andrews cross being whacked in the stomach by a nun with a cricket bat

A woman in a catsuit crawling around and rubbing her scent against peoples legs and licking herself clean

A man in giant nappy laid on a womans lap breastfeeding

ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT! "

Ah. You were at the Conservative party conference

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Met a guy in a club, he seemed really nice, we spent at least an hour chatting. We went to a private room, he blew on my vagina, he blew in all different techniques, shallow breath right through to heavy breath as if he was running a marathon. When I queried the technique he jumped up off the bed and ran out and I never saw him again that night. He was seen running hell for leather from the changing room, through the club and to his car...."

His name was Forest,

Forest Chump! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

Was that in Amsterdam ? Sounds like what happened to me. The most horrendous experience and totally put me of clubs "

Yes .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was talking to this lass in fab about 5 or 6 years ago,Anyway she was fit and we seemed to hit it off,after we had been chatting a bit we decided to meet,she lived about 40 miles away near Rochdale,I'm driving there and talking to her a bit on hands free but as I got nearer she was sounding and becoming more and more strange. I get there,tell her Im Here she's like are you here,im saying yes I'm here,she says where are you etc etc,anyway I nearly just turned round and went home but after about 15 minutes of bizzare behaviour I get the number knock on the door and what answered the door was my worst nightmare,a scruffy looking woman obviously on drugs with balding hair and one tooth,Anyway Ruth the tooth came at me to kiss me, I am normally polite when knocking someone back but this time I just said you are not the woman on the pictures,she said it was her but without the wig.I couldn't get outta there fast enough and decided I would never drive as far for a meet again."

I bet she is still on Fab

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By *esplease!xMan
over a year ago

corfe mullen

I turned up to meet many moons ago and outside the house they had about 10 dogs in kennels, then when I went inside the lounge was filled with cages of ferrets and rats, must have been 10 cages plus.

I don't mind the odd pet, but it was like being in a pet shop.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

It was on another site, but we had a guy send us pictures of Porn stars with his Mums face photoshopped onto their bodies and pictures of her being spied on in the bathroom.

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....

Happened to me lots in the past. I call them the cock conga!

My friend calls them the walking ‘wankers’ lol. "

We call them the Wanking Dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking as laughed so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had many strange & , utterly scary msgs too. But the strangest one for me was... ``I want to watch my Dad pound you``

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Omg some of these stories :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At Club Play in Blackpool there were two Women. One was on a lead, on all fours like a dog. The other was holding the lead literally treating her like a dog "

That's actually `Fab normal`

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up for a meet ... And the guy was NOT 5ft 9 as claimed, he was shorter than me and I'm 5ft 2!

Had one drink and left.

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By *atty and RattyCouple
over a year ago

coningsby

Some of these are amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spoke to a mum on here who had a 5 year old daughter and another on the way. she was explaining how the hormones had started to hit (she was around 16 weeks iirc) and she was insanely horny. told me to come over but that her daughter would be home and she got turned on by the idea of her daughter catching us having sex. i didn't think it could get worse.

i was wrong.

she asked me if i would spank her 5 year old daughter for walking in on us having sex and when i said no, she blocked me on kik/fab.

i really hope it was just fantasising.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turned up for a meet ... And the guy was NOT 5ft 9 as claimed, he was shorter than me and I'm 5ft 2!

Had one drink and left."

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"Met a guy in a club, he seemed really nice, we spent at least an hour chatting. We went to a private room, he blew on my vagina, he blew in all different techniques, shallow breath right through to heavy breath as if he was running a marathon. When I queried the technique he jumped up off the bed and ran out and I never saw him again that night. He was seen running hell for leather from the changing room, through the club and to his car...."

Must have seemed like a breath of fresh air lol

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away....."
sounds like Cupid’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus christ! Some of these stories!!!

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....sounds like Cupid’s "

This is why i as a rule dont go to clubs...!

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By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago

Isle of Arran

Come on folks let's not put too many people off the clubs !! Personally I find that they are a good way to meet and socialise with some wonderful and fun people (although I have to admit I can recognise some of the stories ).

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

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By *olidOak85Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Does anyone else think the authorities might need to know about some of these?! Wow!

I do love it on here to see the random, bizarre things people get up to - I guess it's what makes us all different and it's intriguing (apart from the 'wrong' ones - they're just wrong!)

I'm pretty new to this so no funny /horror stories as yet thankfully! xx her

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

I chatted to a 30 something lad, on here, on and off for about six months until our locations matched up. We met in a pub for a quick social and he seemed honest enough so made plans to go back to his.

Got to his house and his mom and dad were watching tele and as we walked past them he said “we are just going up stairs for sex”.

An hour later I’m ploughing him from behind and his mom walks in with a tray of sandwiches and tea and says “your dad and I are off to bed now, bought you some supper” She then kissed her son good night and shook my hand.

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Met a guy in a club, he seemed really nice, we spent at least an hour chatting. We went to a private room, he blew on my vagina, he blew in all different technique shallow breath right through to heavy breath as if he was running a marathon. When I queried the technique he jumped up off the bed and ran out and I never saw him again that night. He was seen running hell for leather from the changing room, through the club and to his car...."
I was trying to blow your birthday candles out.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!


"I chatted to a 30 something lad, on here, on and off for about six months until our locations matched up. We met in a pub for a quick social and he seemed honest enough so made plans to go back to his.

Got to his house and his mom and dad were watching tele and as we walked past them he said “we are just going up stairs for sex”.

An hour later I’m ploughing him from behind and his mom walks in with a tray of sandwiches and tea and says “your dad and I are off to bed now, bought you some supper” She then kissed her son good night and shook my hand. "

We’re you still in him when she kissed him

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I arranged an early morning meet with A TV lady

She gave me the most wonderful warm sloppy BJ. Turns out she liked the freeze her cum then defrost it and have it in her mouth when entertaining guests

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By *exedUp_GamerNerdsCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

To be honest a few of the stories above is what we miss most about going to clubs.

Where else can you see a woman strapped upside down to a torture wheel then another woman pour shots into her for random members of the audience to drink out as they rotate her?

We didn't take part but it was very entertaining to watch.

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

I was once in a club and just come out of the sauna so I went to the small outside area to get some fresh air I was nude and a lady who was finishing her cigarette took me by my cock through the club naked and wanker me off in one of the play rooms

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle


"I went to sex club and saw about 20 guys standing around just wanking and not talking to anyone... then the moment when a couple made any movement around the club , these 20 men followed them around wanking away.....sounds like Cupid’s "

Don't think Cupids is worse than any other clubs for this.

BUT, one time we were in Cupids and we decided to go for a look round downstairs. In our wake came an ever increasing number of single guys. We got to the end of the corridor downstairs where it narrows and as we went through the guys closely following got stuck in the doorway in a sort of wedge shape. Took them ever so long to sort themselves out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked if I would meet a guy, let him lay on the floor, and could I wear high heels, and crush snails next to him so he could watch....weird!"

As keepers of african snails, this just tooooo out there!!

S

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Good to hear tales of the delights of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spoke to a mum on here who had a 5 year old daughter and another on the way. she was explaining how the hormones had started to hit (she was around 16 weeks iirc) and she was insanely horny. told me to come over but that her daughter would be home and she got turned on by the idea of her daughter catching us having sex. i didn't think it could get worse.

i was wrong.

she asked me if i would spank her 5 year old daughter for walking in on us having sex and when i said no, she blocked me on kik/fab.

i really hope it was just fantasising. "

thats horrendous!!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I chatted to a 30 something lad, on here, on and off for about six months until our locations matched up. We met in a pub for a quick social and he seemed honest enough so made plans to go back to his.

Got to his house and his mom and dad were watching tele and as we walked past them he said “we are just going up stairs for sex”.

An hour later I’m ploughing him from behind and his mom walks in with a tray of sandwiches and tea and says “your dad and I are off to bed now, bought you some supper” She then kissed her son good night and shook my hand. "

Ssssssstop too funny. Spoilt brat that he is, it'd make a good `Inbetweeners` scene

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"spoke to a mum on here who had a 5 year old daughter and another on the way. she was explaining how the hormones had started to hit (she was around 16 weeks iirc) and she was insanely horny. told me to come over but that her daughter would be home and she got turned on by the idea of her daughter catching us having sex. i didn't think it could get worse.

i was wrong.

she asked me if i would spank her 5 year old daughter for walking in on us having sex and when i said no, she blocked me on kik/fab.

i really hope it was just fantasising. "

What in the ever-loving fuck?! This one really takes the cake, damn. I think I would have even contacted the authorities in fear for the kid. You just know some creep out there would have went along with it.

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By *unnyPairCouple
over a year ago

Seminole

We were at Hedo with a couple kind of standing in the hot tub and me and the other guy were fucking each other’s wives from behind. People were around obviously as it’s a swingers club, but we didn’t expect the fat man to get into the hot tub behind us and start whacking off. Had I not told him to go away I wonder where he would have thought it ok to blow his load? Hedo we learned allows single guys where as caliente does not.

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By *otwifeandcuckCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Only one we've had was a bloke stopping in a nearby hotel... Almost begging me (L) to go and meet him. There was no chance as i don't meet on the spur of the moment. Anyway after chatting for a bit i asked "why are you in town?" his reply "I'm the coach of xxx junior football club and I've brought 30 kids over for a football tournament".

Call me a prude but surely his priority should have been looking after those kids not getting his rocks off... Blocked him

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

We were just n a club with three floors, top floor is couples only, middle is a social area bottom has wet facilities and dark rooms glory holes etc. We’d been playing with our lifestyle besties in the glory hole area. And decided to head upstairs. There’s a narrow passageway and kitty and K (the ladies) we’re behind me. I spotted about three guys flatten themselves against the wall so we could pass. (Blatantly hoping for a fondle) so in my best command voice I said ‘can you go back a bit, we wouldn’t want anyone getting groped accidentally would we?’ Well they scattered like frightened rabbits!

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By *aked AngelMan
over a year ago

Hampshire / Surrey / Berkshire

In a club I managed to chat to a lady sat next to me by the pool, who was very nice looking. Just chatted about this and that, nothing too serious and nothing to particular.

The hours passed, and passing by the playrooms I noticed her laying on the bed with the partner on the door.

I stood in front of him and he looked at her inside.

She said okay.

I was flattered to be invited inside. Probably also because as usual I am not pushy at all.

I started playing with her under the husband / partner supervision.

"Sorry but I don't kiss"

Another approach then.

"Sorry I don't like my boobs played with"

Another approach then.

"Sorry I don't like my clit rubbed"

The partner invited me to fuck her straight away but probably because of the lack of atmosphere, my willy refused to give any sign of life.

I am a kind of person who loves a bit of foreplay and chilling expecially on a one to one.

He noticed that and said "well we take a little break if you don't mind "

"sure" I replied and walked away.

I hope that they reflected too on that break!

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath


"I was asked if I would meet a guy, let him lay on the floor, and could I wear high heels, and crush snails next to him so he could watch....weird!"

Snails is weird but squishy cake !!

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By *ark320Man
over a year ago

Cork


"We were in a club in Cap D'agde.

On our way into a playroom a French lad of about 25 asked if he could join us.

I said "you can come with us, but all you do is suck Shel's tits, OK?" Fine he said, in a french accent.

On to the bed, Shel lay back I'm playing with her fanny and this French lad starts licking her face !

"Hey, your supposed to suck her tits, not lick her face" said I. Yes, Yes, he said.

OK try again. Once more he started licking her tits.

I got him off her face and said "Last chance, see then two round things with nipples, that's what you suck. No licking".

"Right" he said and promptly started lick her face again.

This time I got him by the scruff of the neck and shoved him out of the door.

Shel had to go and redo all her make up !!"

His name was Lassie.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Fuck now?"

Got a message on here about a year ago. Had just joined and thought...wow.

It was 3am.

So i said "yes"

Directions to a house 5mins drive away.

Kids toys in the garden. Door open

Walked in.

Woman in underwear.

No hello. No kiss. She led me to a room. Husband next door.

All good so far?

Except she reaked of sweat and condoms...and obvious i was one of a half dozen she'd had.

Each to their own but I left pretty quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I chatted to a 30 something lad, on here, on and off for about six months until our locations matched up. We met in a pub for a quick social and he seemed honest enough so made plans to go back to his.

Got to his house and his mom and dad were watching tele and as we walked past them he said “we are just going up stairs for sex”.

An hour later I’m ploughing him from behind and his mom walks in with a tray of sandwiches and tea and says “your dad and I are off to bed now, bought you some supper” She then kissed her son good night and shook my hand. "

Hahahhahaha fuck off hahahah

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