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What is the most off putting thing you have ever encountered during a sex meet?

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By *hat Bloke OP   Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I suppose I should put mine up first as I am posing the question and this may be a little extreme because sometimes it’s the littlest things that can put you off. But for me it was shit stains in her g string. I never want to see that again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose I should put mine up first as I am posing the question and this may be a little extreme because sometimes it’s the littlest things that can put you off. But for me it was shit stains in her g string. I never want to see that again!!"

Sorry, thats just too funny PMSL

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Better in hers than yours pal

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border


"I suppose I should put mine up first as I am posing the question and this may be a little extreme because sometimes it’s the littlest things that can put you off. But for me it was shit stains in her g string. I never want to see that again!!"

Nice . G-string did a bit of flossing beforehand

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

She was sat on my face and something came out of her pussy that was very unsavoury, I almost threw up. I can only imagine it was her partners cum from the night before ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was sat on my face and something came out of her pussy that was very unsavoury, I almost threw up. I can only imagine it was her partners cum from the night before ? "

FFS hahaha

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By *eirdscienceMan
over a year ago

Postwick

The so called single ladies hubby watching through the window

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 14 years ago me and my then partner went to this couples house I knew instantly they were not for me but he encouraged me to socialise a bit longer. I was young and stupid and felt like I may have to take one for the team. We got into their hot tub and the husband of the couple kept putting his hand on me and I was trying to give the impression that I wasn’t interested so was looking around and saw a curtain twitch upstairs. I went is someone in your house, they responded yes our kids .

That was me saying take me the fuck home now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 14 years ago me and my then partner went to this couples house I knew instantly they were not for me but he encouraged me to socialise a bit longer. I was young and stupid and felt like I may have to take one for the team. We got into their hot tub and the husband of the couple kept putting his hand on me and I was trying to give the impression that I wasn’t interested so was looking around and saw a curtain twitch upstairs. I went is someone in your house, they responded yes our kids .

That was me saying take me the fuck home now!! "

Oh dear

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By *ounty durham bbw coupleCouple
over a year ago

darlington

never got to sex although theh tried got invited to a couples house for drinks to see what happened and the home conditions were honestly bogging it wasn't even tidy let alone clean and it stunk had a couple drinks and left

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

A man standing at the door who was at least 25 years older than his photo !! TAXI for him

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By *hat Bloke OP   Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Better in hers than yours pal "

I don’t know, I tend not to get too close to my own arse hahaha.

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By *entlecaressMan
over a year ago

Wakefield/ Beverley

Great smile bad teeth

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

A short and very thin willy on someone I had fancied for ages.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

The Dog coming in and sniffing my butt, right on the vinegar strokes.. mind you she enjoyed that thrust as i jumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most amazing looking lady I was with. Everything about her was amazing - body , personality etc . Came to sex , and she just lay there frozen like a maniquin. Didn't move , didn't squirm , no noises - no feedback at all.

The only way I knew I was doing something right , was that she was wet.

So off putting - need some sort of feedback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was sat on my face and something came out of her pussy that was very unsavoury, I almost threw up. I can only imagine it was her partners cum from the night before ? "

I almost did from reading it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor hygiene, stains...

Bad breath, pierced cocks, bad teeth, skidders.

Etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most amazing looking lady I was with. Everything about her was amazing - body , personality etc . Came to sex , and she just lay there frozen like a maniquin. Didn't move , didn't squirm , no noises - no feedback at all.

The only way I knew I was doing something right , was that she was wet.

So off putting - need some sort of feedback"

Even being “wet” doesn’t always mean arousal, sometimes it just happens, sometimes it’s the body reacting but not the mind.

Vaginas can get wet without us actually feeling horny, just like men’s cocks can get hard even when they’re not aroused.

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By *irage899Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

A dirty home. There is a difference between un tidy and dirty.

If you live in Squaller your hygiene must be bad.

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By *oam_ShrimpsCouple
over a year ago

Darleston

Socks!!

For us both, a bloke stood there with nothing but socks on is an instant turn off - it's the little things I suppose

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By *ebaucherouspoetMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Was on all fours while the lady of a couple put *small* dildos, fingers and stuff in my butt. Stopped for a few seconds and suddenly the Mr is behind me, dick trying for my sphincter. Was not agreed, consented to or discussed! Instant mood killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told to be quiet in a whispered voice mid action, as I was gonna wake his MUM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most amazing looking lady I was with. Everything about her was amazing - body , personality etc . Came to sex , and she just lay there frozen like a maniquin. Didn't move , didn't squirm , no noises - no feedback at all.

The only way I knew I was doing something right , was that she was wet.

So off putting - need some sort of feedback

Even being “wet” doesn’t always mean arousal, sometimes it just happens, sometimes it’s the body reacting but not the mind.

Vaginas can get wet without us actually feeling horny, just like men’s cocks can get hard even when they’re not aroused. "

Ha ha very true , she was aroused , nipples hardened , flush on chest - just not giving any feedback - very off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose I should put mine up first as I am posing the question and this may be a little extreme because sometimes it’s the littlest things that can put you off. But for me it was shit stains in her g string. I never want to see that again!!"

Oh yes I’ve been there , met a bloke fit as fuck , we met up for a drink then went off into a country park ,he was wearing shorts , got onto my knees and pulled them down , he was wearing nice white cks boxers , bulge looked good so pulled them down to see a massive shit stain , I could smell it , stood up and ran lol , he kept sending me messages asking what he did wrong ?

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By *ickDastardlyMan
over a year ago

North East

there was a cat in the room.

I'm all for an audience, but not that.

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Not as extreme as some of these expereiences but met a lady in a hotel for a night of bonking. No mention beforehand that she was a smoker. Its all i could smell on her. It did kill the mood for me.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Pretty much killed the mood for both of us when the guy we were with fell asleep. Proper snoring and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Socks!!

For us both, a bloke stood there with nothing but socks on is an instant turn off - it's the little things I suppose "

I’m so with you on that one!

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