FabSwingers.com forum: How much am I worth?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously!!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you £5... but I want the change,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(not really going to sell myself just need an ego boost lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll give you £5... but I want the change, "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give you £5... but I want the change,

i will out bid and go £5.50

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll give you £5... but I want the change,

i will out bid and go £5.50

thank you................i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's not eBay lol... I'm expecting change of £5.. lol

ya know I'm jus kidding... you're priceless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it's not eBay lol... I'm expecting change of £5.. lol

ya know I'm jus kidding... you're priceless "

good save

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's not eBay lol... I'm expecting change of £5.. lol

ya know I'm jus kidding... you're priceless "

SOLD!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it's not eBay lol... I'm expecting change of £5.. lol

ya know I'm jus kidding... you're priceless

SOLD!!!

i agree that'll take some beating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?"
did you say yes???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???"

lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???

lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn me"
mate for a grand a night i would'nt give a fuck lol,i get fucked for 500 quid a week anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???

lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn memate for a grand a night i would'nt give a fuck lol,i get fucked for 500 quid a week anyway lol

he wanted a monthly arrangement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???

lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn memate for a grand a night i would'nt give a fuck lol,i get fucked for 500 quid a week anyway lol

he wanted a monthly arrangement"
whats his name. and number lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???

lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn memate for a grand a night i would'nt give a fuck lol,i get fucked for 500 quid a week anyway lol

he wanted a monthly arrangementwhats his name. and number lol x

CHEEK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sore bum once a month for a grand? maybe worth considering lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sore bum once a month for a grand? maybe worth considering lol"

i still think i can hold out for more lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Tax free

go for it..

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Tax free

go for it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???

lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn memate for a grand a night i would'nt give a fuck lol,i get fucked for 500 quid a week anyway lol

he wanted a monthly arrangementwhats his name. and number lol x

CHEEK! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

would it count as a gift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sore bum once a month for a grand? maybe worth considering lol"
lol im with you on that

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

he wanted a monthly arrangement"

You should have said yes......... On the condition he paid you for the whole year in advance

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?"

Time to unblock single blokes ..

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?"

Time to unblock single blokes ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?"

nah ive been offered more lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?"

That much?

He must be very desperate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

Time to unblock single blokes ..

but what if you don't get any offers? could your ego take it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

That much?

He must be very desperate!

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By *athanscott8Man
over a year ago

west

I was once offered £4.39

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is that bus fare home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

nah ive been offered more lmao

Good on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotfl

BIG it up ffs

* FuCkS oF bAck 2 HeLl * -l-

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

Time to unblock single blokes ..

but what if you don't get any offers? could your ego take it"

I've been called a right tight arse before,

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Just have a few wee beers to mellow you out and go for it. 12 grand a year for 12 nights work. Just tell him your a top and let him have the sore bum. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP, you are not worth the price of my trailer, as it lasts a lot longer than just one night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry OP, you are not worth the price of my trailer, as it lasts a lot longer than just one night!

how do you know i don't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP, you are not worth the price of my trailer, as it lasts a lot longer than just one night!

how do you know i don't?"

Are you as well and solidly built and reliable as my trailer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry OP, you are not worth the price of my trailer, as it lasts a lot longer than just one night!

how do you know i don't?

Are you as well and solidly built and reliable as my trailer?

yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP, you are not worth the price of my trailer, as it lasts a lot longer than just one night!

how do you know i don't?

Are you as well and solidly built and reliable as my trailer?

yep

Good re-sale value?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cosidering the op i'd say yes

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Ok op, you seem to drive a hard bargin, so my one and only offer is, I'll give you one!

Will even make up a cuppa after.

I know, I know, my generosity knows no bounds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok op, you seem to drive a hard bargin, so my one and only offer is, I'll give you one!

Will even make up a cuppa after.

I know, I know, my generosity knows no bounds.

now let's talk biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he said sex will you be the taker or the giver????

I think you should put yourself on ebay for an hour and see how much you really worth hahahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm prepared to bid a jar of pickled onions. I could go as high as a bottle of Elderflower wine if I'm really pushed, but he'd better be worth so heavy an investment.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ok op, you seem to drive a hard bargin, so my one and only offer is, I'll give you one!

Will even make up a cuppa after.

I know, I know, my generosity knows no bounds.

now let's talk biscuits"

Share my biccies?!!

Sorry op...I'm out!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm prepared to bid a jar of pickled onions. I could go as high as a bottle of Elderflower wine if I'm really pushed, but he'd better be worth so heavy an investment."

Watch it, the attention is going to his head, he'll want the onions organic and the elderflowers pollinated by queen bees.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok op, you seem to drive a hard bargin, so my one and only offer is, I'll give you one!

Will even make up a cuppa after.

I know, I know, my generosity knows no bounds.

now let's talk biscuits

Share my biccies?!!

Sorry op...I'm out!

damn you and your savvy negotiating skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I don't do biscuits.

Savoury snacks only.

Twiglets?

Cheese straws?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, I don't do biscuits.

Savoury snacks only.

Twiglets?

Cheese straws?

pringles? x

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over a year ago

How much do you think you're worth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much do you think you're worth?

well my mum says i'm worth one in a million

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

pringles as well the man drives a hard bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much do you think you're worth?

well my mum says i'm worth one in a million

Have you told your mum about this shagging offer??? I am sure not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much do you think you're worth?

well my mum says i'm worth one in a million

Have you told your mum about this shagging offer??? I am sure not

she might take him up on the offer herself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I don't do biscuits.

Savoury snacks only.

Twiglets?

Cheese straws?

pringles? x"

Cream cheese and chives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much do you think you're worth?

well my mum says i'm worth one in a million

I bet Quasimodo's mum said the same about him too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All coppers are bent !

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Sorry, I don't do biscuits.

Savoury snacks only.

Twiglets?

Cheese straws?

pringles? x

Cream cheese and chives?

oooooo I'm in if you're offering them Pearl!!!

damn it, I thought you were offering anyone Cream cheese n chive pringles

in that case I'm out.

every fecker would want their money back if I tried to charge, hence why I'm skint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he get a 14 day no quibble money back guarantee? A trial period?

If you need someone to negotiate for you, I'll offer my services and my agency fee is very reasonable

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?"

Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Do you offer free trials ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will go £10 but you provide the lube, condoms, mid break food and drinks. Also i want a money back guarantee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tax free

go for it.."
.wait n see what the government says about it 1st you might be named n shamed like the comedian

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

£5.50 with £4.49 change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it!!

... unless there's a very obvious reason why he has to pay for it :-S

It's a bonus but I'm sure you're worth much more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does he get a 14 day no quibble money back guarantee? A trial period?

If you need someone to negotiate for you, I'll offer my services and my agency fee is very reasonable

why would anyone want their money back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.

can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you offer free trials ?"

only the first 5 mins are free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will go £10 but you provide the lube, condoms, mid break food and drinks. Also i want a money back guarantee

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd lock it in for a lifetime contract, but at a much higher rate, and with get out clauses for you, such as headaches excepted etc - no refunds allowed.

If it was £20,000 a month, for 50 mins, would it work? Payments upfront too, of course.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

did it include breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP, you are not worth the price of my trailer, as it lasts a lot longer than just one night!

how do you know i don't?

Are you as well and solidly built and reliable as my trailer?

yep

Good re-sale value?

My dad sold a trailer for 100 quid. They go for a lot more

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.

can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?"

*tuts and shakes head*

Some people are soooo fussy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.

can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?

*tuts and shakes head*

Some people are soooo fussy!

hey i'm not worth peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im worth fcukall, Zilch, nada, Im kinda like a Moissanite!! But I have been told I got a 'Tennas' voice...................

( leaves it wide open for hearty, witty comments!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.

can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?

*tuts and shakes head*

Some people are soooo fussy!

hey i'm not worth peanuts"

cashews or monkey nuts? takes ya pick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.

can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?

*tuts and shakes head*

Some people are soooo fussy!

hey i'm not worth peanuts

cashews or monkey nuts? takes ya pick

i thought it was you who wanted my nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does he get a 14 day no quibble money back guarantee? A trial period?

If you need someone to negotiate for you, I'll offer my services and my agency fee is very reasonable

why would anyone want their money back?

I may have to conduct a straw poll on that to find out the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?

*tuts and shakes head*

Some people are soooo fussy!

hey i'm not worth peanuts

cashews or monkey nuts? takes ya pick

Now if it's pistachios or macadamias then we are approaching the value of hard currency.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does he get a 14 day no quibble money back guarantee? A trial period?

If you need someone to negotiate for you, I'll offer my services and my agency fee is very reasonable

why would anyone want their money back?

I may have to conduct a straw poll on that to find out the answer

well if it's in peoples interests.......

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Op...stop whilst you still have some credibility man. You turn down legal tender for Pringles?!! I feel embarrassed for you...at least ask for a bag of Kettles...with a larger top to wash it down!

Aim higher son...aim higher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, Lidl's or Aldi's own brand of hand-cooked chips are better value for money than Kettle's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Op...stop whilst you still have some credibility man. You turn down legal tender for Pringles?!! I feel embarrassed for you...at least ask for a bag of Kettles...with a larger top to wash it down!

Aim higher son...aim higher!

no to kettles and definatly not interested in a cheesy wotsit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?

Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.

can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?

*tuts and shakes head*

Some people are soooo fussy!

hey i'm not worth peanuts

cashews or monkey nuts? takes ya pick

i thought it was you who wanted my nuts?"

mmmmmmmmmm true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op...stop whilst you still have some credibility man. You turn down legal tender for Pringles?!! I feel embarrassed for you...at least ask for a bag of Kettles...with a larger top to wash it down!

Aim higher son...aim higher!

no to kettles and definatly not interested in a cheesy wotsit"

No cheesy Wotsit???

I can eat a six-pack in one sitting!

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