FabSwingers.com forum: Ugly cocks

By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I don’t look at men on here, but if you press the wrong thing you see some sights, my god cocks are ugly,,, what the hell, I’m so glad I’m straight ( no offence to any one who isn’t )

But wtf, it makes me think mine is an oil painting ha ha ha should be painted and hung in the Tate

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine looks like a Picasso!

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Mine looks like a Picasso!

Ha ha ha fair play bud,

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I don’t look at men on here, but if you press the wrong thing you see some sights, my god cocks are ugly,,, what the hell, I’m so glad I’m straight ( no offence to any one who isn’t )

But wtf, it makes me think mine is an oil painting ha ha ha should be painted and hung in the Tate

Ha ha "

That is a matter of opinion.

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

You do have a nice one OP

Congrats!

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I don’t look at men on here, but if you press the wrong thing you see some sights, my god cocks are ugly,,, what the hell, I’m so glad I’m straight ( no offence to any one who isn’t )

But wtf, it makes me think mine is an oil painting ha ha ha should be painted and hung in the Tate

Ha ha

That is a matter of opinion."

I am joking peoples, let’s have a giggle

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I don’t look at men on here, but if you press the wrong thing you see some sights, my god cocks are ugly,,, what the hell, I’m so glad I’m straight ( no offence to any one who isn’t )

But wtf, it makes me think mine is an oil painting ha ha ha should be painted and hung in the Tate

Ha ha

That is a matter of opinion.

I am joking peoples, let’s have a giggle "

I did when i saw your cock. Only kidding. Like everything else they come in all shapes and sizes and i admit some appeal more than others.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does feel like another "look at my cock" thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

"It does feel like another "look at my cock" thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)"

If you can't do that here, where can you...

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"You do have a nice one OP

Congrats!"

Why thank you my good lady,,, not to shabby your self ha ha ha xxxxx

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By *ass and kinkWoman
over a year ago

kinxville

"It does feel like another "look at my cock" thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)"

I'll look all day, cocks facilitate me, all those lovely different shapes and sizes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It does feel like another "look at my cock" thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

If you can't do that here, where can you..."

It's certainly a better idea doing it here than whipping it out on the high street.

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"It does feel like another "look at my cock" thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)"

Tried to do it on the hight street, but I was locked away for showing people,,, some people are so touchy ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im told mine is a beautiful cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It does feel like another "look at my cock" thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

I'll look all day, cocks facilitate me, all those lovely different shapes and sizes..."

You sound like a connoisseur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told that mine is aesthetically pleasing

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

"I've been told that mine is aesthetically pleasing

You want us to look as yours too???

Its defo not the worst on here

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By *ass and kinkWoman
over a year ago

kinxville

"It does feel like another "look at my cock" thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

I'll look all day, cocks facilitate me, all those lovely different shapes and sizes...

You sound like a connoisseur.

I may have seen a few, maybe more in my time...

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By *allPaul40Man
over a year ago

brentwood

I have a good one, so I’ve been told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told that mine is aesthetically pleasing

You want us to look as yours too???

Its defo not the worst on here"

And mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told that mine is aesthetically pleasing

You want us to look as yours too???

Its defo not the worst on here"

Mines a looker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I nominate my boss for being the biggest ugly cock I know

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

"I've been told that mine is aesthetically pleasing

You want us to look as yours too???

Its defo not the worst on here

And mine?

Its not a rate my cock thread.... start one and I'll be all over it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've been told that mine is aesthetically pleasing

You want us to look as yours too???

Its defo not the worst on here

Mines a looker "

Looks angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told in the past that mine is ‘attractive’ haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t look at men on here, but if you press the wrong thing you see some sights, my god cocks are ugly,,, what the hell, I’m so glad I’m straight ( no offence to any one who isn’t )

But wtf, it makes me think mine is an oil painting ha ha ha should be painted and hung in the Tate

Ha ha

That is a matter of opinion."

I’d be happy for you to rate me BB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are the cut ones... Prefer looking at those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a fine specimen, but others are as attractive as a 99yr old grannies leg, all wrinkled n veiny and some bent over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told that mine is aesthetically pleasing

You want us to look as yours too???

Its defo not the worst on here"

Thank you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mine is a fine specimen, but others are as attractive as a 99yr old grannies leg, all wrinkled n veiny and some bent over

How many 99 year old granny legs have you seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is a fine specimen, but others are as attractive as a 99yr old grannies leg, all wrinkled n veiny and some bent over

How many 99 year old granny legs have you seen?"

Hey, whatever he's into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock shaming thread.

Who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is perfect! Works as should and very reliable x

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By *loop JohnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"It does feel like another "look at my cock" thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

I'll look all day, cocks facilitate me, all those lovely different shapes and sizes..."

With an ass like that id show u my cock any time -

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

My Mr has a pretty penis thank you very much and it looks particularly appetising

it's just a matter of opinion, some women love the look of todgers

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By *edonisthenryMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

I agree, a few more cut ones. Do I take it that Mr is, and Ms/Mrs is expressing a comment here?

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

My missus says all cocks the same depends whats attached to it

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By *loop JohnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"It does feel like another "look at my cock" thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

I'll look all day, cocks facilitate me, all those lovely different shapes and sizes...

With an ass like that id show u my cock any time -

Crap that was meant to be a private message lolq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It does feel like another "look at my cock" thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

I'll look all day, cocks facilitate me, all those lovely different shapes and sizes...

With an ass like that id show u my cock any time -

Crap that was meant to be a private message lolq"

Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told mine is a work of art.

mind you some modern art is not that nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They dont call me mr perfect for nothing

I kid i kid

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

"My missus says all cocks the same depends whats attached to it"

Shes lying

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Speak for yourself mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite often get comments about my cock, even had more than one girl take a selfie with it

. I’m straight too but when you see some of the things on here i now understand why women like mine so much

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

"My missus says all cocks the same depends whats attached to it

Shes lying

Hmmmm ill be having words lol

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

I saw a couple of nice ones in chat last night

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Mine resembles a pit prop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same with vaginas too i guess

Some a lovely looking, like wow

Others look like she has sat on a hand grenade!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I've always thought that that cocks may not be picturesque, but they are interesting. They give a wonderfully clear indication that a man is enjoying something.

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By *ip_brumMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Where are the cut ones... Prefer looking at those

Mine

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Ive been called an ugly prick ,does that count lol

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Wish mine wasn't so veiny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

My god I’ve only been gone a few hours and you have all had a good natter ha ha love you all

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By *un4us8479Couple
over a year ago

Floresville

I agree

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

My god I’ve only been gone a few hours and you have all had a good natter ha ha love you all

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By *un4us8479Couple
over a year ago

Floresville

Awe perfect match blue eyes and 7 inches

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By *eventysixCouple
over a year ago

glossop

Mines not to terrible

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