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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you want to make good use of a younger guy.. please message me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

well the lawn does need mowing and the upstairs windows want a clean.......was that the sort of thing you had in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well the lawn does need mowing and the upstairs windows want a clean.......was that the sort of thing you had in mind? "

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Can you swim ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv'e a light that needs putting up in the kitchen. My old bones can't deal with climbing up the step ladder (just had a heavy night)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know that the over 50s lover their sexy undies????

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"well the lawn does need mowing and the upstairs windows want a clean.......was that the sort of thing you had in mind? "

When you've finished there my lawn also needs mowing, borders ing, shed roof refelting, decking and fence staining...chop chop!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do you know that the over 50s lover their sexy undies???? "

Not all of us...well not on me anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm the more mature lady....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do you know that the over 50s lover their sexy undies???? "

Do they?

Do you know that a lot of people even the over 50s don't really like being categorised by their age?...

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Durty, are you any good at shimming Yamaha engines? Could sure use you for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks, I might be a doddery old dear but I am quite capable of mowing the lawn, strimming the hedges, ing, hoovering, dusting, cooking dinner, washing up, washing, stripping the beds, cleaning the bathroom and toilet (as mine are separate), ironing oh yes and working around 50-60 pw week.

As to a younger guy, well I think my vibrator is about the same age as you and that services my needs quite nicely thank you and if it doesn't, I have a lovely toy boy 1 month (yes you read it) that will take care of my needs more than someone the same age as my kids would

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"No thanks, I might be a doddery old dear but I am quite capable of mowing the lawn, strimming the hedges, ing, hoovering, dusting, cooking dinner, washing up, washing, stripping the beds, cleaning the bathroom and toilet (as mine are separate), ironing oh yes and working around 50-60 pw week. "

that's nothing, I can now do a 250 piece Pocohontas jigsaw puzzle in under 4 hours. Best that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!

Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks, I might be a doddery old dear but I am quite capable of mowing the lawn, strimming the hedges, ing, hoovering, dusting, cooking dinner, washing up, washing, stripping the beds, cleaning the bathroom and toilet (as mine are separate), ironing oh yes and working around 50-60 pw week.

that's nothing, I can now do a 250 piece Pocohontas jigsaw puzzle in under 4 hours. Best that "

Been years since I did a puzzle though it was something I enjoyed and my friend has given me a photomosaic puzzle to do, just need somewhere to do

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!

Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by "

genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!

Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by

genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke. "

I thought that too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!

Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by

genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke.

I thought that too "

Guess he has got to with a nose like that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me out then, as I am only 47!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!

Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by

genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke.

I thought that too

Guess he has got to with a nose like that !"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have to take a joke with you lot lol... ain't getting fuck all else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to take a joke with you lot lol... ain't getting fuck all else "

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That's the spirit!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

in my experience a guy can laugh you into bed a lot easier than he can talk you into it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like gents that can make me laugh and can cook.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I like gents that can make me laugh and can cook.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!

Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by

genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke.

I thought that too

Guess he has got to with a nose like that !"

You're just jealous cos his is nicer than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your a bit too far away for me.

your also a bit too old.

i prefer younger.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I like gents that can make me laugh and can cook.

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That's pushing your luck lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!

Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by

genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke.

I thought that too

Guess he has got to with a nose like that !

You're just jealous cos his is nicer than yours "

You are right, jealousy is not an attractive quality. I am off to blow mine

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"No thanks, I might be a doddery old dear but I am quite capable of mowing the lawn, strimming the hedges, ing, hoovering, dusting, cooking dinner, washing up, washing, stripping the beds, cleaning the bathroom and toilet (as mine are separate), ironing oh yes and working around 50-60 pw week.

that's nothing, I can now do a 250 piece Pocohontas jigsaw puzzle in under 4 hours. Best that "

I can beat that: I finished a jigsaw yesterday, it said on the side 3 - 4 years, but it only took me two and a half!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too busy knitting shreddies to use abuse and discard a young man just now ...... join the queue with the rest of them please.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"your a bit too far away for me.

your also a bit too old.

i prefer younger. "

Have to admit I thought the op was younger...the way he's offering his services to us old dears, but he's nearly 40...doesn't qualify for toy boy status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me out then, as I am only 47! "

I'm oooouttttt too

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"your a bit too far away for me.

your also a bit too old.

i prefer younger.

Have to admit I thought the op was younger...the way he's offering his services to us old dears, but he's nearly 40...doesn't qualify for toy boy status. "

He qualifies as a Toy Boy for me tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your a bit too far away for me.

your also a bit too old.

i prefer younger.

Have to admit I thought the op was younger...the way he's offering his services to us old dears, but he's nearly 40...doesn't qualify for toy boy status. "

That will teach us to check the profile first before commenting and really I don't think any of us that have commented are old enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

He qualifies as a Toy Boy for me tho "

Hi.. Your new toyboy here Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell."

Who can't spell???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell."

Well seeing as he is in your age range at 35 I believe you cannot read.

I guess that cancels you both out then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you know that the over 50s lover their sexy undies????

Do they?

Do you know that a lot of people even the over 50s don't really like being categorised by their age?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.

Who can't spell???"

Dirty not durty maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.

Who can't spell???

Dirty not durty maybe?"

Kitten not Kytten???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.

Who can't spell???

Dirty not durty maybe?

Kitten not Kytten???"

I'm not having a go at you for your spelling they were!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.

Who can't spell???

Dirty not durty maybe?

Kitten not Kytten???

I'm not having a go at you for your spelling they were!!! "

Sorry

gis a kiss then Xx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

maybe he is just doing his bit for age concern....

how many xmas card lists am i off now...

I am so disappointed in you lot..... not one mention of

bingo

tea dances

the war

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

There are some very sexy ladies on here over the age of 50. I just wish i could meet one of them.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"No thanks, I might be a doddery old dear but I am quite capable of mowing the lawn, strimming the hedges, ing, hoovering, dusting, cooking dinner, washing up, washing, stripping the beds, cleaning the bathroom and toilet (as mine are separate), ironing oh yes and working around 50-60 pw week."

Yep, me too but I can't be arsed. Come and do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.

Who can't spell???

Dirty not durty maybe?

Kitten not Kytten???

I'm not having a go at you for your spelling they were!!!

Sorry

gis a kiss then Xx"

MWAH xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.

Who can't spell???

Dirty not durty maybe?

Kitten not Kytten???

I'm not having a go at you for your spelling they were!!!

Sorry

gis a kiss then Xx

MWAH xxx "

Awww thanks

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