FabSwingers.com forum: Top 3 most irritating questions

By *icker2010 OP Man
over a year ago

cambs/london/Norfolk

I have a single profile and a couples profile with my fb and I know lots of you get royally peed off by the stupid questions blokes (it nearly always is) ask, here are my pet peeves, what are yours?

1. I'm in your area now do you want to meet?

2. How are you?

3. So what are you guys interested in? (I answer 16th century porcelain )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely I’m passing where you live now fancy a meet.

Also so what are you looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a single profile and a couples profile with my fb and I know lots of you get royally peed off by the stupid questions blokes (it nearly always is) ask, here are my pet peeves, what are yours?

1. I'm in your area now do you want to meet?

2. How are you?

3. So what are you guys interested in? (I answer 16th century porcelain )

“How are you finding Fab?”

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By *ice oneMan
over a year ago

Leicester

" Hi , how are you ? "

"Hey "

"Horny ?"

The three H's i call them and as a single bi guy , I am very particular who I play with!

If they can't be bothered to engage in some sort of conversation , I am not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how's you"

"Hi"

I mean read our profile, engage with it lol.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's u"

"Let me fuk u miss"

"How are you coping with the lockdown"

That last one is the new "nice weather we're having" and is very, very dull lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you?"

"Fancy a meet?"

As openers are dull and either warrant a tsunami of sarcastic responses, if I'm bored & mischievous, or a simple delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1-How's fab treating you? (Today) Answer, Fab isn't treating me in any way at all, it's a non sentient communication portal reliant entirely on human input for its experiential output.

2- what are you into? (Also today)

Answer, writing detailed profiles of what we're into which can be ignored by people emailing us.

3- I think we're on the same wavelength? (My favourite after 2 messages)

Answer, I'd agree except you're suggesting several scenarios we explicitly say we're not into, followed by a couple of boasts about how long you can last or how much T will cum.

That's better! Apparently that was bothering me. Thanks for the post OP, very cathartic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you up to?

What are you looking for?

What are you into?

All within a first message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1-How's fab treating you? (Today) Answer, Fab isn't treating me in any way at all, it's a non sentient communication portal reliant entirely on human input for its experiential output.

2- what are you into? (Also today)

Answer, writing detailed profiles of what we're into which can be ignored by people emailing us.

3- I think we're on the same wavelength? (My favourite after 2 messages)

Answer, I'd agree except you're suggesting several scenarios we explicitly say we're not into, followed by a couple of boasts about how long you can last or how much T will cum.

That's better! Apparently that was bothering me. Thanks for the post OP, very cathartic!

No doubt if you don’t mind.... I’ll be copying and pasting all these in the future

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Anything planned ?? or looking for fun ?? we reply nope not looking for fun but abject misery !!

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Had many meets

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Definitely I’m passing where you live now fancy a meet.

Also so what are you looking for

What are you looking for is definitely one that annoys me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking me any question I've answered in my bio

Plus "how was your lockdown?" Eurgh it was fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely I’m passing where you live now fancy a meet.

Also so what are you looking for

What are you looking for is definitely one that annoys me!! "

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

‘Fancy a fuk’

‘You meeting’

‘How r u’

Bad enough the spelling but come on how about a ? At the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1-How's fab treating you? (Today) Answer, Fab isn't treating me in any way at all, it's a non sentient communication portal reliant entirely on human input for its experiential output.

2- what are you into? (Also today)

Answer, writing detailed profiles of what we're into which can be ignored by people emailing us.

3- I think we're on the same wavelength? (My favourite after 2 messages)

Answer, I'd agree except you're suggesting several scenarios we explicitly say we're not into, followed by a couple of boasts about how long you can last or how much T will cum.

That's better! Apparently that was bothering me. Thanks for the post OP, very cathartic!

No doubt if you don’t mind.... I’ll be copying and pasting all these in the future

The perfect answer to a cut and paste email, a cut and paste answer!

Feel free, anything I've said that is even vaguely useful should be recorded somewhere. It might not happen again for a while!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a pic. And in a first message, some of us prefer discretion lol

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I'm on holiday in Bournemouth next week, Wanna meet up? NO, just because a lot the tourist attactions are restricted, does not mean I'm the entertainment.

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
over a year ago

Scarborogh

[Removed by poster at 05/09/20 12:42:46]

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
over a year ago

Scarborogh

"1-How's fab treating you? (Today) Answer, Fab isn't treating me in any way at all, it's a non sentient communication portal reliant entirely on human input for its experiential output.

2- what are you into? (Also today)

Answer, writing detailed profiles of what we're into which can be ignored by people emailing us.

3- I think we're on the same wavelength? (My favourite after 2 messages)

Answer, I'd agree except you're suggesting several scenarios we explicitly say we're not into, followed by a couple of boasts about how long you can last or how much T will cum.

That's better! Apparently that was bothering me. Thanks for the post OP, very cathartic!

No doubt if you don’t mind.... I’ll be copying and pasting all these in the future

The perfect answer to a cut and paste email, a cut and paste answer!

Feel free, anything I've said that is even vaguely useful should be recorded somewhere. It might not happen again for a while!!

Seems a popular retort you’ve created there. May need to impose copyright?

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Mrs isn’t playing, but she’s said I can play alone. Are you ok with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely I’m passing where you live now fancy a meet.

Also so what are you looking for

We get that a lot so I say yea sure then they come back oh you live in France.

Tit blind men!!!!!

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
over a year ago

llanelli

You ok? Yes , something in our profile saying we are not ?

Can I ask you a question? Well you just have and we think the chance has passed

Hey ! Horses eat it

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

My pet peeve is

"Can I ask you a question?"

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Are you really 55?

Are your tits real?

Do you fuck younger guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you in to

Er read my profile

I want to fuck you

Er nope after not one massage

You had many meets

Look at my veris

The list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generic messages saying how they love my pics (which they cannot see!!) with cock pictures attached!!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Are you really 55?

Are your tits real?

Do you fuck younger guys?"

I get this but 60 instead ha ha

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Well let’s be fair about it, some of the stupidest stuff I get is just as bad from some ladies at the very start , I don’t mind after a few texts but straight off as just really irritating..

1: are you a heavy cummer

2: measurements

3: you look too good

Just a lack of basic education

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just realised I am a annoying prick lol

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By *inkydiscreet91Man
over a year ago

London

"Definitely I’m passing where you live now fancy a meet.

Also so what are you looking for

What are you looking for is definitely one that annoys me!! "

So what you seeking gorgeous

loool

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By *teve CDMan
over a year ago

hull villages

Hey and are you dressed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question? This really irritates me. Just ask the question if I choose to answer it I will and if not I won’t lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question? This really irritates me. Just ask the question if I choose to answer it I will and if not I won’t lol "

^this

"How's you" (shudder)

Are you free for a fuck now?

There are many more, but these are the guaranteed nails down a blackboard questions.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

What you into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now?

Hey

What you looking for?

What you into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol definitely what you looking for

When it clearly states in the profile what’ we’re looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When single males message as if we are a single profile.

Using pet names like babe etc (cringe).

Or the usual "meet now" message.

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By *E_13Couple
over a year ago

Burton on trent

When single guys just address me (Mrs) .

Hi...

Want to meet? (And they have no pics, no info etc)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When single males message as if we are a single profile.

Using pet names like babe etc (cringe).

Or the usual "meet now" message."

Arghhhh im with you on the babe thing ! So cheesy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When males message our couples profile asking Pete's permission to chat to me.

Tabitha x

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By *nooshWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

want to meet now? (At 11pm to a random hotel or outdoor location) sure, I'll get up, leave the kids asleep and risk life and limb for a 5 minute wonder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When single males message as if we are a single profile.

Using pet names like babe etc (cringe).

Or the usual "meet now" message.

Arghhhh im with you on the babe thing ! So cheesy x"

It instantly makes my toes curl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you up to right now

Do you like a big dick

What you in to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When single males message as if we are a single profile.

Using pet names like babe etc (cringe).

Or the usual "meet now" message.

Arghhhh im with you on the babe thing ! So cheesy x

It instantly makes my toes curl"

Ive even put it on my profile , so if i get a message saying, hi babe , they've not read it or are winding me up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. How r u?

2. What you up to?

3. How are you finding Fab?

Honourable mention goes to (after we say ‘thanks for your message, tell us a little about yourself’) What do you want to know?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

‘How’s u?’ (Always from a bloke)

‘Are u top or bottom?’ (Ditto)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my cock.... Would you ride it?

Me and you would have such fun together

I can tell you're beautiful from your pics

I leave them to Jay to reply to

Jade

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
over a year ago

llanelli

"want to meet now? (At 11pm to a random hotel or outdoor location) sure, I'll get up, leave the kids asleep and risk life and limb for a 5 minute wonder!

You are just mean !

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't tend to find any questions irritating.

However, I sometimes deliberately misunderstand questions, and respond in such a way as to steer conversation away from sex.

For example "wat u into?" I might say that I am interested in poetry, maps and travelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG this is dreadful. I've definitely asked all these questions, but never in isolation. Still, good to know some of those non-replies might be more inspired by my insipid chat and not looking over my photos and feeling a little sick...

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By *0NyorksMan
over a year ago

.......

Awwww I wish i got enough messages to be fed up with the same ones over and over again. Lolol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG this is dreadful. I've definitely asked all these questions, but never in isolation. Still, good to know some of those non-replies might be more inspired by my insipid chat and not looking over my photos and feeling a little sick..."

Learning is fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Questions such as 'how r u, wot you up 2' warrant a block. Anything similar too. Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learning is fun

I'm all about hands-on experience, myself

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

1. How are you? (which is fine if you know each other)

2. Do you meet single men? (clearly haven't bothered to read profile)

3. Actually can't think of a third.

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

Also so what are you looking for

"My car keys, have you seen them?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprisingly even though I state on my profile I’m straight, I get a lot of messages from guys saying:

‘want me to suck you now?’

‘Gloryhole meet?’

Appreciate this is no where near the amount single women get but jesussssss read my preferences?!

Just because you’ve messaged that doesn’t mean I’m going to pull down my underwear for you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Questions such as 'how r u, wot you up 2' warrant a block. Anything similar too. Yawn

So I’m guessing that’s 90% of the people messaging you getting blocked then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also so what are you looking for

"My car keys, have you seen them?"

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By *arkhelgaCouple
over a year ago

leeds

1.have you any more pics

2.would love to see your tits

3.would you like to meet

NO NO AND DEFINITELY NOOOOOOxx

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

“The Mrs isn’t meeting at the minute” is certainly the most popular for us!

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By *uzzardballsMan
over a year ago

lancaster

Hello. It’s a shame if an opening line of ‘hi’ ‘hey’ or ‘how are you?’ Is frowned upon. Surely this is a simply a polite way to engage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello. It’s a shame if an opening line of ‘hi’ ‘hey’ or ‘how are you?’ Is frowned upon. Surely this is a simply a polite way to engage?"

I think the general problem people have is when that's all the message says! What's the point of sending a message that just says Hi? Hi is kind of inherent in the sending of the message!

Say why you've messaged, send face pics, demonstrate you've read the profile by asking a question to elaborate on a point made. Maybe describe how you fit the requirements of the person you're messaging, make a joke! Just saying hi, says I'm making little effort to win your attention, you do all the work.

That's our take on it anyway!

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By *uzzardballsMan
over a year ago

lancaster

I agree??

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

1. Is it ok if we fuck on the first meet ?

2. I'm a bit worried meeting on my own, can I bring my twin sister?

3. I like to swallow, do you mind ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had a new No 1!

J local, wan fuk?

Good grief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in your area today 10.00 to 10.30 want to meet.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What are you wearing?

Are you a sub?

Want to meet? Followed by a phone no.

Booooooore off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you wearing?

Are you a sub?

Want to meet? Followed by a phone no.

Booooooore off! "

I'm stunned by then number of single guys who think they're a domme on here. A bit of rough shagging and calling someone a whore are not the same thing!

Also, isn't a confident sexually empowered woman someone everybody would love to meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 is that your body? (yes multiple pics in my profile)

2. What are you looking for? (read my profile)

3. Are you bi? (No it’s also on my profile)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mask your wearing in one of your pics?

No it's my face ffs the power of make up, is my usual response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

copy and paste messages

do you want to meet today 10 already today

can i fuck you hubby answers most messages

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

"Hi"

"How are you?"

"Up to much?"

And all messages with text speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think may have to manage our crap messages from now on. I'm enjoying being mean to the single guys who send awful, or lazy messages now. It's a slippery slope......

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