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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After seeing so many cock pics and the various methods guys use to show how big they are, I think we need some standardised measures to help! What everyday items do we want to rep the sizes.....? Sky remote size? 250ml deodorant tin? 440ml can of lager?

Tx

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I usually judge by driving style.

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Car size. Owners of big cars have small ones, and vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I usually judge by driving style. "

I’d feel like an insurance company asking for videos of them driving lol....ultra horny hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Car size. Owners of big cars have small ones, and vice versa."

Hmmm what if they lie and say they have a big car...? disappointment when they drive up!

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

This would be useful

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Car size. Owners of big cars have small ones, and vice versa."

That’s where I’m going wrong, I married a guy who drives a pickup where I should have gone for a guy with a Renault Twizy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This would be useful "

Any ideas?! What size object you looking for?

Tabitha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Car size. Owners of big cars have small ones, and vice versa.

That’s where I’m going wrong, I married a guy who drives a pickup where I should have gone for a guy with a Renault Twizy."

Do you think the make is important? Like a Renault Twizy is ok size but a BMW Z3 is a no....?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Car size. Owners of big cars have small ones, and vice versa.

Hmmm what if they lie and say they have a big car...? disappointment when they drive up!"

I have a big red car, that’s why I’m saying it’s more important what you do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 12 inch ruler would seem the best option.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"A 12 inch ruler would seem the best option. "

But from where do you measure? Shortest point or longest point?

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich

We had a guy send us a dick pic next to a can, only we clocked straight away it was a mini can.

We messaged back and asked "is that an mini can?"

And he blocked usa

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"We had a guy send us a dick pic next to a can, only we clocked straight away it was a mini can.

We messaged back and asked "is that an mini can?"

And he blocked usa"

Hahaha. But then cock rings are also cheating

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"We had a guy send us a dick pic next to a can, only we clocked straight away it was a mini can.

We messaged back and asked "is that an mini can?"

And he blocked usa

Hahaha. But then cock rings are also cheating "

Not of you wear one all the time. Gain maybe a quarter inch in girth wearing one, still to fat for regular size condoms without so it's hardly cheating

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"This would be useful

Any ideas?! What size object you looking for?

Tabitha x"

Hmmmm... Lol

Are you familiar with Mandingo? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This would be useful

Any ideas?! What size object you looking for?

Tabitha x

Hmmmm... Lol

Are you familiar with Mandingo? Lol"

Haha we’ll need to find an object that’s Mandingo sized...! Litre bottle of cock errr ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had a guy send us a dick pic next to a can, only we clocked straight away it was a mini can.

We messaged back and asked "is that an mini can?"

And he blocked usa"

Hahahaha! Imagine if you hadn’t asked though.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A 12 inch ruler would seem the best option. "

True. Practical. Bit less fun though lol x

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"This would be useful

Any ideas?! What size object you looking for?

Tabitha x

Hmmmm... Lol

Are you familiar with Mandingo? Lol

Haha we’ll need to find an object that’s Mandingo sized...! Litre bottle of cock errr ? "

Lol

We like a challenge!

Makes fun videoing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This would be useful

Any ideas?! What size object you looking for?

Tabitha x

Hmmmm... Lol

Are you familiar with Mandingo? Lol"

Sweet Jesus.... or lex Steele..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a guy send us a dick pic next to a can, only we clocked straight away it was a mini can.

We messaged back and asked "is that an mini can?"

And he blocked usa"

Ha ha that's so funny LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 12 inch ruler would seem the best option.

But from where do you measure? Shortest point or longest point?"

Shortest tip to hilt ie on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkie duo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yorkie duo x"

Nice...like it...plus it’s keeping the theme of things to put in mouths

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"After seeing so many cock pics and the various methods guys use to show how big they are, I think we need some standardised measures to help! What everyday items do we want to rep the sizes.....? Sky remote size? 250ml deodorant tin? 440ml can of lager?

Tx"

Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with the tried and tested Sky remote

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

surely its not size but how you use it... a Mini reversing into a garage may not be as good as an SUV entering a tunnel ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"surely its not size but how you use it... a Mini reversing into a garage may not be as good as an SUV entering a tunnel ? "

Guess it depends what’s wanted out of the experience....if you want to be feel stretched a mini anything ain’t going to cut it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After seeing so many cock pics and the various methods guys use to show how big they are, I think we need some standardised measures to help! What everyday items do we want to rep the sizes.....? Sky remote size? 250ml deodorant tin? 440ml can of lager?

Tx

Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter) "

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter) "

I don’t mean to brag, but that genuinely won’t fit.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter)

I don’t mean to brag, but that genuinely won’t fit. "

Then I guess you need XL condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter)

I don’t mean to brag, but that genuinely won’t fit. "

What about kitchen roll tube? Lol

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"What about kitchen roll tube? Lol"

If anything, that’s narrower.

Yeah, XL, easier to get on but I’d worry about it slipping off.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"After seeing so many cock pics and the various methods guys use to show how big they are, I think we need some standardised measures to help! What everyday items do we want to rep the sizes.....? Sky remote size? 250ml deodorant tin? 440ml can of lager?

Tx

Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter) "

It’s just been pointed out to me that guys are likely to trim the end off the cardboard tubes, to make their cock look longer! So this idea only works for the honest

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"This would be useful

Any ideas?! What size object you looking for?

Tabitha x

Hmmmm... Lol

Are you familiar with Mandingo? Lol

Sweet Jesus.... or lex Steele.."

Yeah why not!

Julio Gomez is Mrs fav atm

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Car size. Owners of big cars have small ones, and vice versa.

That’s where I’m going wrong, I married a guy who drives a pickup where I should have gone for a guy with a Renault Twizy."

Only if you are bi

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