FabSwingers.com forum: What started as a simple criminal damage case at the police station:

By *i015 OP Man
over a year ago

Millbrook, Southampton

This is from a friend who is a criminal defence lawyer:

Police officer: Did you smash your neighbour’s window?

Client: No

Police Officer: Why would your neighbour lie and accuse you of smashing his window?

Client: Because I slept with his wife without him knowing.

Police Officer: Really? How long has this been going on?

Client: Well it all started off with a bit of swinging, but it escalated to us meeting in secret.

Police Officer: What’s swinging?

Client: When you have an open relationship?

Police Officer: What do you mean by open relationship?

Client: Having sex with other people.

Police Officer: And where would this swinging occur?

Client: At the neighbours house, at mine.

Police Officer: Anywhere else?

Client: At parties.

Police Officer: At parties, what do the other guests do?

Client: They are all swingers so they join in too.

Police Officer: Really and where do these parties occur?

Fascinating as this maybe to you officer can I ask what relevance this has to whether my client threw a brick through his neighbour’s window?

Police Officer: Errr......um....um......I am testing your client’s account.

Client: I can give you some swinger's numbers if you like

True story

Have a great bank holiday weekend